word
sp
HELLO
sp
HELLO
sp
THERE'S
sp
A
sp
CAULIFLOWER
sp
AND
A
sp
BAG
sp
OF
sp
POTATOES
sp
LEFT
sp
OK
sp
OK
sp
I'LL
sp
GO
sp
AND
sp
GET
THEM
sp
IT'S
sp
ALRIGHT
sp
I'LL
sp
GO
AND
GET
THEM
sp
OK
OH
sp
I
READ
THE
INSTRUCTION
{OOV}
AGAIN
ABOUT
THIS
THING
sp
YEAH
sp
IT
sp
ACTUALLY
SAYS
sp
RECORD
ALL
YOUR
CONVERSATIONS
sp
OH
sp
ARE
YOU
sp
I
DON'T
KNOW
HOW
THAT
ALL
WORKED
sp
WITH
WORK
sp
BECAUSE
sp
ERM
sp
THEY
MAY
NOT
WANT
ME
TOO
sp
WELL
YOU
sp
CAN'T
DO
IT
sp
IF
THEY
IF
sp
THEY
DON'T
WANT
sp
YOU
sp
TO
sp
SO
ER
sp
THAT'S
RIGHT
sp
I'LL
CHECK
YOU
CAN
DO
WHAT
YOU
CAN
DO
I'LL
CHECK
IT
OUT
WITH
THE
MANAGER
YEAH
sp
SEE
WHAT
HE
MEANS
YEAH
I'M
sp
GON
sp
NA
sp
TAKE
sp
MUM
OUT
ON
MONDAY
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
WERE
GON
NA
sp
GET
sp
SOME
sp
MORE
CHRISTMAS
STUFF
ON
{OOV}
sp
MM
sp
MM
sp
AND
A
sp
FEW
DRINKS
sp
AH
THAT
SOUNDS
OK
AND
CHOCOLATE
YOU
sp
KNOW
WHAT
I
MEAN
YOUR
GON
NA
sp
TAKE
THE
STAMPS
sp
YEAH
sp
RIGHT
sp
SORRY
sp
I'VE
sp
BEEN
sp
A
sp
WHILE
I
WENT
sp
INTO
sp
MUM
'S
sp
TO
TAKE
sp
HER
SHOPPING
sp
IN
sp
AND
sp
UNCLE
PHILIP
WAS
sp
THERE
sp
THAT'S
sp
ALRIGHT
OH
RIGHT
sp
AND
HAVING
sp
SEEING
AS
WE
sp
SEE
HIM
SO
sp
RARELY
NOW
sp
MM
sp
I
sp
AH
LOOK
sp
DON'T
sp
SAY
sp
ANYTHING
sp
TO
CHRISTINE
sp
{OOV}
OK
{OOV}
AND
I
BOUGHT
THOSE
sp
BECAUSE
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
JANE
sp
CAME
UP
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
SHE
ATE
sp
TWO
OF
sp
THE
VEGETABLE
sp
ONES
MM
MM
sp
WELL
THERE'S
TWO
LEFT
sp
IN
THERE
AND
THAT'S
NOT
ENOUGH
sp
FOR
YOU
AND
sp
I
sp
RIGHT
sp
SO
I
THOUGHT
WE
COULD
HAVE
sp
TWO
ONE
OF
THOSE
EACH
AND
sp
FIVE
FINGERS
sp
YEAH
OK
sp
SO
YOU
sp
KNOW
I
DUG
sp
THE
sp
INFORMATION
OUT
AGAIN
I'VE
HAD
A
READ
THROUGH
OF
IT
AND
IT
sp
ACTUALLY
SAYS
sp
WERE
ASKED
JUST
TO
RECORD
sp
ALL
YOUR
sp
ALL
YOUR
CONVERSATIONS
sp
YEAH
sp
SO
IT'S
NOT
FOR
ME
TO
sp
SORT
OF
SIT
sp
QUIETLY
AND
sp
LISTEN
TO
sp
RECORD
OTHER
PEOPLE
SO
IT'S
MY
sp
CONVERSATION
sp
THEY
WANT
sp
YEAH
sp
WELL
IT'S
sp
OTHER
sp
PEOPLE
AS
WELL
I
THINK
sp
BUT
I
BELIEVE
sp
YOU
sp
DON'T
HAVE
TO
sp
SIT
sp
DOWN
CONVERSATION
ON
YOUR
ON
sp
DO
YOU
{LG}
NO
sp
NOT
sp
VERY
OFTEN
UNLESS
sp
THERE'S
sp
SOMETHING
sp
SERIOUSLY
WRONG
sp
WHERE
sp
UNLESS
SOMEBODY'S
FALLEN
ASLEEP
OR
SOMETHING
HAS
sp
BORED
SOMEBODY
TO
sp
DEATH
sp
{LG}
sp
ERM
sp
NOW
WHAT
AM
I
DOING
YOU
DON'T
WANT
sp
ONE
OF
THESE
DO
YOU
sp
YES
I
DO
THAT'S
WHY
I
PUT
THE
KETTLE
ON
sp
RIGHT
sp
AHA
sp
ERM
sp
I
BETTER
PUT
THESE
IN
THE
sp
FREEZER
sp
FOR
NOW
HADN'T
I
sp
YEAH
sp
COS
WERE
NOT
sp
GOING
TO
sp
DO
sp
CHRISTINE'S
TWO
STRAIGHT
sp
AWAY
sp
NO
{OOV}
HOT
sp
DOGS
sp
TONIGHT
sp
SO
DO
YOU
MIND
HAVING
EH
sp
NO
sp
NOT
AT
ALL
sp
RIGHT
sp
I'LL
sp
LIGHT
sp
THE
OVEN
sp
MM
sp
GIVE
IT
A
CHANCE
sp
TO
sp
WARM
sp
UP
sp
WE
NEEDN'T
sp
PUT
IT
IN
FOR
sp
A
sp
BIT
sp
NO
sp
SORRY
sp
I
sp
WAS
sp
A
LONG
TIME
sp
I
DIDN'T
THAT'S
ALRIGHT
EH
{OOV}
STARTED
CHATTING
sp
TOLD
HIM
sp
YOU'VE
GOT
A
sp
PHOTOGRAPH
sp
OF
{OOV}
FOR
YOU
AHA
sp
HE
SAID
WHEN
WERE
MOVING
HER
BEDROOM
AROUND
sp
IF
sp
HE
IF
sp
WE
sp
GIVE
HIM
A
SHOUT
HE'LL
sp
COME
OVER
sp
AND
sp
HELP
OH
sp
THAT'S
HELPFUL
COS
OF
TAKING
sp
THE
WARDROBE
OF
IT
AND
sp
WHAT
HAVE
YOU
RIGHT
YEAH
sp
I
MUST
ADMIT
I
WOULD
BE
sp
GRATEFUL
COS
IF
ANYTHING
sp
GOES
sp
WRONG
sp
YOU
CAN'T
GET
IT
BACK
TOGETHER
CAN'T
GET
IT
BACK
sp
TOGETHER
YEAH
IT'LL
BE
SHAMEFUL
TO
ASK
sp
HER
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
THEN
sp
WERE
WERE
SORT
sp
OF
sp
D
I
Y
{OOV}
YEAH
sp
OOH
sp
AND
MUM
sp
ALSO
sp
MM
MM
sp
{OOV}
THIS
sp
YOU
KNOW
WITH
BEEN
sp
THINKING
OF
sp
CHRIS
CAUSEWAY
sp
AT
THE
ERM
PLACE
sp
TOO
GO
MM
sp
MM
sp
M
F
I
sp
MM
sp
AND
IT'S
sp
IT'S
THE
sp
COLOUR
SHE
WANTS
AND
NOT
ONLY
HAS
SHE
GOT
DRAWERS
BUT
SHE'S
GOT
SHELVES
DOWN
THAT
SIDE
AS
WELL
YEAH
sp
THAT
LOOKS
GOOD
sp
LOOK
AT
{OOV}
YEAH
sp
I
KNOW
M
F
I
ISN'T
sp
FAR
sp
FROM
ER
sp
YOU
sp
NO
sp
{OOV}
sp
THERE
WAS
A
M
F
I
ALONG
THERE
ISN'T
ANY
MORE
IT
sp
WAS
sp
RIGHT
OPPOSITE
ME
OH
IT'S
sp
GONE
AH
sp
RIGHT
{OOV}
IT'S
NOT
THERE
ANY
MORE
sp
OK
sp
BUT
WE
CAN
GET
HER
sp
THAT
sp
{OOV}
sp
CHRISTINE
sp
CHRISTINE
sp
YEAH
COME
sp
AND
SEE
sp
YOU
KNOW
ORIGINALLY
YOU
WANTED
A
WHITE
DESK
sp
NOT
A
sp
BLACK
sp
ONE
sp
YEAH
sp
DO
YOU
LIKE
sp
THE
LOOK
OF
sp
THAT
sp
WITH
sp
BOOK
SHELVES
sp
DOWN
sp
THE
sp
SIDE
sp
THERE
YEAH
sp
YEAH
YOU'VE
GOT
THREE
DOORS
WHICH
sp
IS
sp
MORE
sp
STORAGE
sp
SPACE
sp
THAN
sp
THE
OTHER
ONE
COS
sp
THE
sp
OTHER
ONE
ONLY
sp
HAD
A
sp
CUPBOARD
sp
DOWN
sp
{OOV}
HAD
sp
NO
DRAWERS
sp
WHAT'S
THE
MATTER
DOESN'T
LIKE
IT
sp
YOU
PREFER
THE
OTHER
ONE
sp
YEAH
sp
I
DO
sp
IT'S
JUST
THAT
sp
YOU
sp
YOUR
sp
BETTER
sp
OF
sp
SPACE
IF
sp
YOU
sp
HAVE
THAT
sp
ONE
AND
YOU
sp
CAN
BOOKS
DOWN
THERE
OR
ON
THEM
sp
WHATEVER
sp
YOU
sp
WANT
sp
TOO
AND
IF
YOU
HAD
THAT
ONE
sp
YOU'D
BE
ABLE
TO
sp
HAVE
A
sp
ERM
sp
ANOTHER
sp
CUPBOARD
AS
sp
WELL
sp
PROBABLY
IS
sp
IT
CHEAPER
WELL
sp
IT'S
ONLY
sp
CHEAPER
BECAUSE
IT'S
sp
IN
A
sp
SALE
IT'S
sp
BEEN
REDUCED
sp
DOWN
sp
FROM
sp
FORTY
sp
POUNDS
sp
IT
sp
WAS
FORTY
sp
POUNDS
sp
BEFORE
sp
NO
IF
IF
SHE
DIDN'T
LIKE
IT
THEN
WE
sp
WELL
YOU
CAN
GO
AND
HAVE
A
LOOK
IF
sp
YOU
sp
LIKE
sp
A
sp
IF
YOU
DON'T
LIKE
IT
IT'S
UP
TO
YOU
NO
I'M
sp
WHAT'S
UP
sp
NOTHING
sp
WHAT'S
sp
UP
sp
THERE
IS
WE
CAN
sp
TELL
sp
WHAT'S
sp
THE
MATTER
TELL
sp
US
sp
I
LIKE
sp
THAT
ONE
AND
sp
NOW
YOU'VE
sp
PUT
sp
ME
IN
sp
A
sp
DIFFICULT
POSITION
sp
COS
I
sp
LIKE
THAT
sp
ONE
HAVE
sp
THAT
ONE
sp
BUT
I
LIKE
THE
LOCKABLE
sp
CUPBOARD
sp
ON
THE
sp
OTHER
ONE
LOCKABLE
CUPBOARD
THERE
ISN'T
A
LOCKABLE
sp
CUPBOARD
YES
THERE
sp
IS
YES
THERE
sp
IS
sp
IS
sp
THERE
sp
YEAH
YEAH
sp
YEAH
BUT
THE
OTHER
ONE
sp
REMEMBER
IT
WAS
sp
A
CHOICE
sp
OF
sp
TWO
WASN'T
IT
sp
I
THOUGHT
WE
WERE
GETTING
HER
THE
ONE
WITH
THE
DRAWERS
sp
ONE
WITH
A
LOCKABLE
CUPBOARD
IS
sp
WELL
IS
A
BIGGER
ONE
IS
A
BIGGER
ONE
sp
YEAH
I
sp
THOUGHT
WE
WERE
GETTING
HER
THE
ONE
sp
BUT
THE
ONLY
THING
IS
THE
OTHER
HAS
GOT
DRAWERS
sp
BOTH
SIDES
HASN'T
IT
sp
IF
I
REMEMBER
sp
RIGHTLY
JUST
sp
ONE
sp
SIDE
I
TELL
YOU
WHAT
sp
LET'S
sp
TAKE
sp
YOU
sp
DON'T
sp
DO
THAT
OR
sp
YOU'LL
sp
BREAK
sp
IT
OFF
sp
LET'S
TAKE
YOU
AND
YOU
CAN
HAVE
A
LOOK
AT
THIS
sp
ONE
sp
WHY
DO
YOU
WANT
A
LOCKABLE
sp
CUPBOARD
sp
WE
DON'T
sp
{OOV}
sp
WELL
IT'S
VERY
sp
{OOV}
sp
SO
WHY
DO
YOU
NEED
A
LOCKABLE
sp
CUPBOARD
sp
COS
I
sp
JUST
NEED
ONE
sp
I
sp
JUST
sp
LIKE
sp
IT
sp
WELL
I
DON'T
THINK
sp
THAT
ONE
WILL
sp
FIT
IN
YOUR
BEDROOM
sp
IN
ANY
CASE
HAVING
sp
LOOKED
sp
AT
THE
sp
SIZE
OF
sp
THE
WARDROBES
AND
sp
THE
sp
SITE
OF
THE
GAP
sp
THAT
YOU'VE
sp
GOT
sp
NO
sp
IT
WAS
sp
THE
OTHER
ONE
sp
WITH
THE
T
WITH
THE
DRAWERS
THAT
sp
THAT
WOULD
sp
ER
sp
THAT
WE
THOUGHT
WAS
sp
BEST
sp
SMALLER
ONE
sp
WELL
LET'S
HAVE
A
sp
THINK
sp
WE'LL
sp
WE'LL
HAVE
A
sp
THINK
AND
sp
THEN
HAVE
A
LOOK
IF
WE
GO
UP
THERE
IT'S
sp
A
sp
HUGE
sp
FURNITURE
PLACE
THEY
sp
WON'T
HAVE
sp
JUST
sp
ONE
sp
THEY'LL
HAVE
MORE
THAN
sp
ONE
sp
OK
sp
HOW
ABOUT
sp
THAT
sp
YEAH
sp
I
sp
SAID
THEY
WON'T
JUST
HAVE
ONE
DESIGNER
sp
DESK
sp
WILL
THEY
sp
NO
WE'LL
HAVE
A
LOOK
sp
AROUND
AND
SEE
WHAT
THEY'VE
GOT
IF
sp
THEY
{OOV}
JUST
sp
FURNITURE
OK
sp
WHEREAS
ARGOS
sp
DO
sp
A
LOT
OF
OTHER
sp
THINGS
sp
AS
sp
WELL
SO
sp
IF
WE
sp
TAKE
YOU
OVER
THERE
sp
YOU
sp
CAN
HAVE
A
sp
LOOK
sp
SEE
sp
IF
THERE'S
sp
ANYTHING
YOU
REALLY
sp
FANCY
I
KNOW
IT'S
sp
AWFUL
{OOV}
MAKING
sp
YOU
ACTUALLY
HAVE
TO
DECIDE
FOR
sp
YOURSELF
I
I
I
sp
LIKE
THE
sp
ONE
WITH
sp
THE
LOCKABLE
CUPBOARD
DOOR
BUT
I
LIKE
THAT
sp
ONE
sp
AS
WELL
sp
I
sp
DON'T
THINK
sp
THAT
ONE
WILL
FIT
IN
sp
YES
IF
sp
THEY
TOOK
OUT
ONE
OF
THESE
sp
DRAWERS
AND
HAVE
sp
A
LOCKABLE
CUPBOARD
sp
I'D
HAVE
IT
NO
QUESTIONS
YEAH
sp
WELL
LET'S
sp
GO
AND
HAVE
A
sp
LOOK
sp
OK
MM
DON'T
MAKE
UP
YOUR
MIND
ONE
WAY
OR
THE
sp
OTHER
sp
COS
sp
WERE
HAVE
TO
sp
TAKE
OUR
sp
TAPE
sp
MEASURE
sp
{OOV}
sp
THAT
sp
BIT
sp
OF
sp
ICING
NO
sp
WHAT'S
THAT
sp
GO
ON
sp
SHE'S
AFTER
sp
H
sp
OUR
CAKE
HAVE
A
GINGERBREAD
sp
MAN
I
sp
WANT
sp
SOME
sp
ICING
sp
THERE'S
ICING
ON
THE
GINGERBREAD
MAN
YOUR
NOT
{OOV}
{OOV}
AFTER
OUR
CAKE
sp
IS
SHE
sp
SHE'S
ASKED
FOR
THE
sp
ICING
OF
sp
OFF
OUR
sp
CAKE
NOT
OUR
CAKE
AND
sp
SHE'S
sp
NOT
HAVING
sp
IT
sp
DO
sp
YOU
WANT
A
sp
GINGERBREAD
sp
MAN
WITH
YOUR
CUP
OF
sp
TEA
{OOV}
sp
OH
TOLD
sp
YOU
sp
GOT
sp
TO
EAT
ALL
HER
sp
DINNER
OH
sp
WOW
GEE
WELL
sp
SHE
HAD
A
CHOCOLATE
BISCUIT
SHE
HAD
ONE
OF
THOSE
SNACK
sp
THINGS
sp
AND
AN
ORANGE
CHOCOLATE
BISCUIT
sp
MM
sp
AND
I
sp
SAID
WELL
IF
YOU
HAVE
THAT
NOW
sp
YOU
sp
BETTER
EAT
YOUR
DINNER
sp
AH
sp
AND
THAT
WAS
sp
WELL
ERM
sp
HA
sp
ABOUT
AN
HOUR
AGO
NOW
sp
I
sp
SEE
sp
TORTURING
THAT
CHILD
AGAIN
AREN'T
YOU
{LG}
THAT'S
RIGHT
I'VE
BEEN
EXCEEDINGLY
CRUEL
TO
HER
sp
CHILDLINE
sp
CHILDLINE
sp
DEN
sp
GOT
US
A
HOVIS
sp
LOAF
IT
LOOKS
sp
{OOV}
THAN
THE
OTHER
ONE
sp
MM
sp
NOW
sp
{OOV}
sp
MM
{OOV}
TO
HAVE
sp
A
GINGERBREAD
sp
MAN
sp
IF
sp
YOU
sp
WANT
sp
IT
sp
OTHERWISE
LET
sp
DADDY
sp
{OOV}
OH
sp
WHAT'S
sp
THIS
BEDKNOBS
sp
AND
sp
BROOMSTICKS
sp
YEAH
ON
sp
TAPE
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
THIS
sp
AH
sp
IT'S
sp
THE
sp
THE
sp
ACTUAL
LETTER
SAYS
sp
WE
WOULD
LIKE
YOU
TO
DO
WHAT
WE
WOULD
LIKE
YOU
TO
DO
IS
TO
RECORD
sp
ALL
YOUR
CONVERSATIONS
WITH
OTHER
PEOPLE
EXCEPT
TELEPHONE
CONVERSATIONS
OVER
sp
A
OVER
A
ONE
WEEK
PERIOD
sp
ERM
sp
BUT
THAT'S
sp
THAT'S
sp
NOT
sp
DOESN'T
QUITE
sp
{OOV}
JUST
sp
NEED
sp
TO
sp
RECORD
AS
MUCH
AS
I
CAN
sp
YEAH
sp
WHICH
IS
FAIR
ENOUGH
THAT'S
sp
WHAT
sp
I'LL
sp
DO
sp
I
sp
JUST
sp
WONDERED
sp
WHY
sp
I
sp
HEARD
A
NOISE
sp
{OOV}
THE
GERBILS
RUNNING
sp
OH
sp
YEAH
sp
THAT'S
sp
RIGHT
sp
IT
sp
DOESN'T
sp
SAY
sp
ANYTHING
ABOUT
BACKGROUND
NOISE
OR
ANYTHING
sp
NO
sp
SO
sp
{OOV}
sp
TELEVISION'S
ON
RADIO'S
ON
OR
SOMETHING
sp
{OOV}
sp
YEAH
{LG}
sp
I
sp
LOVE
THAT
sp
CAT
sp
MM
sp
WOW
sp
THEY
sp
MUST
OFF
WORKED
sp
ON
THAT
sp
CAT
sp
FOR
HOURS
TO
GET
INTO
THE
{OOV}
sp