word
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STUART
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WHAT
sp
BARNEY
sp
SAYS
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sp
DON'T
sp
LIKE
EXTRA
STRONG
sp
MINTS
SO
sp
COULD
YOU
sp
GET
sp
MURRAY
sp
MINTS
sp
NEXT
sp
TIME
sp
PLEASE
sp
I'LL
sp
TAKE
THEM
HOME
YEAH
sp
{OOV}
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IS
sp
TAKEN
sp
THIS
sp
PISS
ISN'T
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IT
sp
{OOV}
sp
YOU'VE
sp
GOT
TO
AIN'T
YOU
{LG}
{OOV}
THIS
sp
MORNING
sp
I'LL
TELL
YOU
WHAT
I'LL
BRING
YOU
BACK
A
CRATE
OF
FUCKING
sp
FRENCH
EXTRA
STRONG
sp
MINTS
sp
{LG}
sp
{OOV}
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WE'VE
sp
HEARD
sp
YOU
sp
DON'T
sp
GIVE
IT
sp
TO
sp
KAREN
IN
THE
FRENCH
sp
STYLE
sp
WHAT
IS
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sp
FRENCH
STYLE
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NO
sp
FUCKING
sp
IDEA
sp
THE
sp
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WHAT
MUCKING
ABOUT
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THE
sp
PLACE
sp
SEX
I
KNOW
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YOU
YOU
sp
YOU'RE
NOT
ALLOWED
TO
sp
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THREE
sp
DAYS
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SO
sp
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sp
CAN
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GET
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sp
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sp
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COULD
BE
IT
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PROBABLY
sp
RIGHT
sp
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sp
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AVERAGE
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sp
WOMAN
sp
DON'T
CHANGE
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sp
ONLY
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IT
sp
EVERY
sp
TWO
sp
DAYS
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SOMETHING
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{OOV}
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ALL
SORTS
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I
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GET
sp
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sp
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{OOV}
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sp
WAY
YEAH
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sp
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MEAN
{OOV}
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LIKE
sp
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AND
sp
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sp
{OOV}
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sp
FRENCH
sp
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LITTLE
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FRENCH
sp
GIRL
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sp
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{OOV}
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SHE
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{OOV}
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WAY
ROUND
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sp
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OUT
sp
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sp
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SIZE
sp
OF
IT
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YOU
WANT
A
QUICK
sp
SHORT
BACK
AND
SIDES
sp
GIRL
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sp
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{OOV}
sp
SHE
sp
SHE
sp
DOES
sp
{OOV}
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sp
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sp
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NEVER
LET
sp
ME
IN
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sp
PASS
SHE
sp
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ME
sp
FOR
sp
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sp
BIRTHDAY
EH
SHE
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LET
ME
sp
FOR
MY
BIRTHDAY
sp
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sp
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SHAVE
sp
HER
SHAVE
HER
I'D
WAN
sp
NA
SHAVE
sp
HER
FOR
CHRISTMAS
SHE
SAID
CAN
I
SHAVE
sp
YOU
sp
FUCKING
sp
HELL
sp
A
sp
BIT
sp
WEIRD
sp
MAN
WHAT'S
sp
{OOV}
sp
ALL
sp
I
WANT
sp
FOR
sp
CHRISTMAS
IS
A
SMOOTH
sp
FANNY
{LG}
NO
{OOV}
SHAVE
sp
AND
sp
THEN
YOU
sp
SHAG
A
sp
GIRL
YEAH
BUT
THEY
sp
RECKON
sp
THE
sp
STUBBLE
AFTERWARDS
sp
PLAYS
sp
HAVOC
sp
AH
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THAT
{OOV}
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{OOV}
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sp
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GON
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sp
TO
sp
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I'M
sp
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BE
BACK
sp
FOR
A
MONTH
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AM
I
sp
{LG}
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SHOULD
OF
{OOV}
FOR
sp
CHRISTMAS
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I'M
GON
sp
NA
GET
THE
OLD
FUCKING
sp
{OOV}
OUT
{OOV}
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sp
RIOT
sp
{LG}
sp
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sp
TRY
ANY
{OOV}
FUCKING
sp
RUN
MATE
SHE'D
sp
BE
sp
UP
WITH
IT
sp
AS
sp
WELL
sp
COS
IF
sp
I
sp
SLEEP
sp
I
AIN'T
sp
NEVER
sp
GOING
TO
GET
sp
IT
sp
{LG}
sp
{OOV}
WELL
THINK
OF
THAT
IF
YOU
CUT
HER
WHOOPS
sp
{OOV}
sp
TISSUE
sp
ALL
OVER
sp
IT
sp
{LG}
I
WOULDN'T
sp
MIND
sp
ANOTHER
{OOV}
sp
YEAH
sp
{OOV}
sp
STICK
THE
TISSUE
ON
IT
{LG}
WOULD
sp
YOU
LIKE
TO
sp
DO
{OOV}
sp
YOU
INTERESTED
sp
DEFINITELY
DIFFERENT
sp
MM
sp
THAT'S
sp
WHAT
I
WANT
TO
DO
THE
SHAVING
sp
AS
WELL
YEAH
SEE
WHERE
ITS
GOING
WOULDN'T
YOU
sp
WHAT
THEY
DON'T
NEED
THEY
DON'T
{OOV}
THE
OLD
LATHERY
LEGS
I
AIN'T
GOT
TO
I'VE
JUST
REALISED
IT
WAS
{OOV}
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OLD
LATHER
IN
sp
THERE
sp
WORK
IT
sp
ABOUT
A
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BIT
sp
DOES
IT
IS
IT
IS
sp
IT
THE
{OOV}
THE
CUT
sp
THROAT
A
sp
BIT
sp
OF
HOT
WATER
DOWN
THERE
sp
FUCKING
sp
WELL
YOU'VE
GOT
TO
SNIP
IT
FIRST
HAVEN'T
YOU
YOU'VE
sp
GOT
sp
TO
FUCKING
sp
SNIP
IT
WITH
THE
LONG
sp
HAIRS
sp
FIRST
sp
THE
OLD
CUT
sp
THROAT
OH
HE'S
I
SWEAR
HE'S
DONE
IT
BEFORE
sp
HE
HAS
DONE
IT
sp
BEFORE
sp
NO
sp
I
sp
HAVEN'T
I
sp
BET
sp
HE
HAS
WITH
A
sp
BLOKE
sp
OH
{LG}
sp
{LG}
sp
ITS
{OOV}
sp
ITS
JUST
ME
PUTTING
AFTER
SHAVE
ON
sp
ARGH
WELL
sp
FUNNY
YOU
sp
SHOULD
SAY
THAT
sp
BUT
sp
WE
HAVE
SHAVED
sp
THE
BOLLOCKS
sp
OF
A
sp
BLOKE
IN
T
sp
A
HE
WAS
sp
A
RIGHT
{OOV}
sp
LIKE
TINTIN
sp
SO
sp
WE
sp
WE
sp
PINNED
sp
HIM
AND
sp
SHAVED
sp
HIS
sp
BOLLOCKS
sp
AND
THEN
PUT
sp
AFTER
SHAVE
sp
OVER
sp
IT
OH
NO
OH
GOD
I
BET
HE
PASSED
OUT
DIDN'T
sp
HE
{OOV}
sp
THE
sp
THING
IS
sp
WE
sp
DID
IT
RIGHT
sp
WE
DID
IT
IN
THE
NAPPY
sp
THEN
WE
sp
FUCKING
sp
PUT
HIM
SPREAD
EAGLED
sp
ON
A
{OOV}
BENCH
sp
AND
ME
MATE
RAN
OFF
sp
TO
GET
sp
THE
SHAVING
sp
KIT
sp
STUFF
sp
AND
THIS
sp
FUCKING
THIS
PEOPLE
WHO'S
sp
ERM
sp
LOOKING
sp
WOM
sp
GIRLS
IN
THERE
AND
EVERYTHING
sp
REAL
sp
FUCKING
sp
PISSED
UP
sp
{OOV}
TO
sp
HIM
sp
DIDN'T
TAKE
VERY
LONG
sp
WHAT
THAT
SMALL
BOLLOCKS
sp
BUT
sp
WE
SHAVED
IT
sp
FROM
AROUND
THERE
sp
{OOV}
PEOPLE
sp
{OOV}
sp
WE
WERE
GON
NA
GO
ON
TO
SHAVE
HIS
LEGS
sp
AND
STUFF
AS
WELL
sp
BUT
sp
WE
sp
GOT
CAUGHT
{LG}
WE
WERE
sp
GON
NA
WAX
HIS
FUCKING
LEGS
{OOV}
ARGH
sp
HE
DIDN'T
AR
HE
DID
HE
WASN'T
sp
SCREAMING
sp
COS
THE
THING
sp
WE
SAID
LIKE
IF
YOU
MOVE
THIS
sp
YOUR
YOUR
sp
{OOV}
WILL
sp
BE
sp
SLIT
SORT
OF
THAT'LL
KEEP
HIM
sp
DEAD
STILL
sp
RIGHT
sp
ALRIGHT
sp
BUT
THEN
{OOV}
MORE
sp
WAYS
THAN
ONE
sp
{LG}
YEAH
sp
HE
sp
HAD
A
sp
SHAVING
sp
KIT
sp
LIKE
THAT
AND
HE
HAD
HIS
OLD
sp
THE
OLD
AFTER
SHAVE
LOTION
sp
AND
THAT
sp
AND
HE
sp
WILL
sp
WELL
sp
PICKED
sp
US
WE
JUST
FUCKING
sp
SAID
I
I
KNOW
WHAT
WILL
DO
THE
TRICK
A
sp
BIT
OF
FUCKING
sp
{OOV}
GONE
sp
{OOV}
TOP
OF
sp
THE
AFTER
sp
SHAVE
USED
ABOUT
HALF
sp
A
BOTTLE
OF
AFTER
sp
SHAVE
AND
sp
HE'S
JUST
GONE
sp
{OOV}
STARTED
sp
{OOV}
AROUND
I
THOUGHT
HE
WAS
THROWING
A
{OOV}
I
THOUGHT
THAT
sp
MUST
OF
sp
WELL
STUNG
sp
I
sp
MEAN
IT
YOU
KNOW
WHEN
sp
YOU
DO
IT
sp
WHEN
YOU
PUT
sp
IT
sp
ON
AFTER
SHAVING
YOU
sp
THINK
OOH
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
YEAH
{OOV}
sp
HALF
A
BOTTLE
ALL
OVER
HIS
{OOV}
sp
I
sp
MEAN
THAT
{OOV}
WITH
A
sp
ANY
sp
WAY
sp
BUT
sp
ALL
OVER
sp
HIS
sp
FUCKING
sp
PRIVATE
PARTS
sp
SHAVE
sp
THEM
OOH
I
DON'T
THINK
HE
EVER
sp
FORGAVE
ANY
sp
OF
US
sp
WHO
sp
TOLD
sp
YOU
sp
TO
sp
GET
sp
HIM
sp
THE
sp
THING
IS
A
COUPLE
OF
WEEKS
LATER
sp
I
DON'T
BLAME
HIM
REALLY
NO
sp
A
COUPLE
OF
sp
WEEKS
LATER
sp
ERM
sp
WE
sp
WE
WENT
ON
A
BIG
sp
ROUTE
sp
MARCHING
sp
STUFF
sp
AND
HE
WAS
IN
sp
AGONY
sp
THE
OLD
STUBBLE
sp
YEAH
sp
HE
sp
HE
sp
HE
HAD
sp
THE
OLD
sp
FUCKING
sp
VASELINE
sp
DOWN
THERE
AND
sp
SO
sp
ALL
THAT
sp
ALL
sp
THE
{OOV}
DON'T
JOIN
sp
THE
T
A
sp
{LG}
{LG}
NO
I
sp
FUCKING
sp
AIN'T
sp
BUT
sp
ITS
{OOV}
YOU
SAY
THAT
sp
THERE'S
sp
THIS
GEEZER
{OOV}
sp
WOULD
sp
YOU
GO
AROUND
WITH
YOUR
{OOV}
THANK
sp
FUCKING
YOUR
sp
HEADS
NOT
sp
SHAVED
sp
NOT
YOU'RE
sp
BLEEDING
sp
COS
ER
sp
THERE'S
sp
{OOV}
THERE
EVERYONE
GET
'S
SOMETHING
DONE
sp
TO
sp
THEM
sp
BUT
NOTHING
sp
NOTHING
LIKE
ERM
{OOV}
sp
OH
sp
ROGER'S
GOT
sp
BALD
BALLS
{LG}
sp
THEY
sp
SAY
THAT
SOME
sp
GUYS
sp
{OOV}
GOT
SKIN
sp
HEADS
{OOV}
sp
ARSEHOLES
I
WOULDN'T
sp
I
sp
WOULDN'T
DO
sp
ANYTHING
sp
LIKE
sp
THAT
sp
I
WOULDN'T
sp
DO
ANYTHING
sp
THAT
MIGHT
HURT
sp
THERE'S
SOME
sp
THERE'S
sp
SOME
sp
GUY
sp
{OOV}
sp