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WE'VE
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HAVE
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WHEN
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THAT
WON'T
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THAT'S
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ALRIGHT
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IT
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JUNEY
WHAT
YOU
TOLD
ME
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I
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OH
CHOKED
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TODAY
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BRIAN
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WHO'S
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THEN
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KNOW
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HIS
NAME'S
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NAME
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sp
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COS
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MUM
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DIDN'T
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OF
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BLEEDING
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WELL
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{OOV}
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WELL
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CHARLIE
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{OOV}
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IS
ALEX
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AND
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HE
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SAID
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ALEX
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sp
WHAT
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{OOV}
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MORE
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TEABAGS
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LEFT
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AND
sp
ER
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sp
SO
HE
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I'LL
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DON'T
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WOMAN
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OR
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DON'T
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THAT'S
IT
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I
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I
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SOMETHING
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TO
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AND
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TIME
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HIM
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THING
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KNOW
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DISAPPEARED
FOR
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FOUR
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AMERICA
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{OOV}
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GETTING
IN
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WHAT
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ISN'T
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OH
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THE
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JUST
YOU
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I
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ONE
BREATH
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TELLS
ME
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GOING
TO
ERM
GOING
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ON
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WITH
LINDA
AND
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THEN
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NEXT
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LITTLE
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TO
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AND
YOU
DON'T
SEE
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FOR
FOUR
WEEKS
YEAH
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WELL
sp
SHE'S
LEFT
HIM
NOW
HASN'T
SHE
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YEAH
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I
KNOW
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SHE'S
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HIM
TO
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HERSELF
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WHY
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GOT
TA
sp
SORT
HERSELF
sp
OUT
{OOV}
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sp
BEING
A
sp
FORTNIGHT
AWAY
WITH
HER
HUSBAND
DO
YOU
sp
WELL
SHE
HAD
{OOV}
THREE
WEEKS
NEARLY
A
MONTH
SUE
MATE
THEY
COULDN'T
HAVE
sp
SORTED
THEMSELVES
OUT
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DON'T
sp
KNOW
sp
WHAT
THEY
CAN
sp
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sp
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sp
NO
sp
OH
{OOV}
sp
AIN'T
sp
GOT
sp
ANY
MORE
sp
GOSSIP
sp
TO
TELL
YOU
{LG}
{OOV}
sp
AIN'T
{OOV}
TOLD
YOU
sp
NOTHING
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NO
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WAS
CHATTING
sp
THIS
MORNING
AND
THAT
sp
MM
sp
DON'T
KNOW
sp
WHAT
YOU'RE
GON
NA
sp
HAVE
TO
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sp
{OOV}
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HAVE
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OUT
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IN
A
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MINUTE
I'M
GOING
sp
OUT
THERE
IN
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MINUTE
{OOV}
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sp
{OOV}
sp
WHAT'S
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sp
STILL
CHEWING
THAT
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sp
HE
SHOULDN'T
HAVE
PUT
IT
ALL
IN
HIS
MOUTH
AT
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HE'S
sp
GOT
SUCH
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IN
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IT
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IT
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WAS
LOVELY
sp
STILL
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A
LONG
sp
TIME
TO
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WELL
IT
WOULD
AS
YOU'VE
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sp
HORRIBLE
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sp
WHY
sp
AIN'T
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NO
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YET
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NEARLY
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NOW
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YOU
AIN'T
GOT
YOUR
WISDOM
TOOTH
IN
WHEN
YOU
sp
GET
HE
WON'T
GET
THAT
TILL
HIS
SEVENTEEN
WHEN
YOU
GET
YOUR
sp
WISDOM
TOOTH
IN
YOU'LL
BE
ABLE
sp
TO
CHOMP
sp
CHOMP
sp
REMINDS
sp
YOU
OF
sp
THAT
PROGRAMME
ON
THE
TELLY
sp
THAT
ADVERT
RATHER
sp
HOW'S
AUNTIE
ALICE
sp
OH
ALRIGHT
sp
STILL
sp
THE
SAME
sp
I'M
sp
AFRAID
sp
TO
SAY
sp
WHAT
AIN'T
THEY
NICE
TO
HER
STILL
sp
NO
sp
THAT
GIRL
CAME
THROUGH
THIS
MORNING
MISERABLE
AS
SIN
SHE
WAS
sp
DID
SHE
SPEAK
TO
YOU
SHE
HAD
A
BLOODY
LIP
sp
NEARLY
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TO
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ANKLE
sp
{LG}
NO
sp
WHEN
SHE
FIRST
sp
COME
THROUGH
sp
TO
ME
AFTER
sp
SHE
HAD
A
CUP
OF
TEA
AND
sp
A
sp
FAG
SHE
{OOV}
sp
STARTED
TO
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BUT
THAT
WAS
sp
IT
IS
sp
THAT
THING
ON
sp
YEAH
OH
sp
YEAH
SO
sp
DID
YOU
TELL
{OOV}
MUM
sp
NO
NEVER
sp
MENTIONED
sp
IT
TO
sp
{OOV}
MUM
sp
CAN
I
sp
HAVE
SOME
sp
MORE
sp
COKE
I
sp
BOUGHT
sp
HIM
sp
COKE
sp
TO
sp
TAKE
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BUT
HE
WON'T
WANT
THIS
HE
WANTS
HIS
sp
COKE
sp
WELL
IF
HE
WANTS
I
DON'T
BOTHER
ME
IF
HE
DRINKS
sp
IT
NOW
TODAY
HE
WON'T
HAVE
IT
TOMORROW
WILL
HE
sp
THAT'S
WHAT
I
sp
SAID
TO
HIM
TOLD
sp
HIM
sp
I'VE
sp
GOT
A
BOTTLE
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COKE
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IT'S
UP
TO
YOU
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CUPBOARD
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A
{OOV}
OH
sp
FIND
ME
YOUR
LIST
COS
I
WAN
NA
KNOW
WHAT
TO
GET
YOU
FOR
YOUR
BIRTHDAY
WELL
sp
MUM
'S
GOT
IT
ERM
sp
I'VE
GOT
YOUR
CHRISTMAS
sp
PRESENT
sp
YOU
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A
ERM
DRINK
THAT
BOTTLE
OF
COKE
I'VE
GOT
AT
HOME
BECAUSE
THAT
GOES
FLAT
DON'T
IT
sp
DOES
sp
SHE
KNOW
{OOV}
NO
sp
HAVEN'T
TOLD
HER
HEY
LOOK
I'VE
GOT
AN
sp
ENVELOPE
sp
IN
GEOFF
sp
'S
BOOK
OH
sp
LOVELY
sp
THE
MONEY'S
sp
FALLEN
OUT
BUT
THERE
sp
WAS
sp
DO
sp
YOU
THINK
sp
IT'LL
BE
ALRIGHT
THERE
YEAH
sp
DON'T
sp
KNOCK
sp
IT
OFF
sp
THERE
YOU
sp
ARE
LOOK
sp
OH
sp
DEAR
sp
WHAT
YOU
GOT
TA
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THEN
sp
FATHER
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A
sp
LOT
sp
HAS
THIS
GOT
TA
STAY
ON
HERE
WELL
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NOT
IF
YOU'RE
sp
SITTING
sp
ON
IT
sp
NO
IT'S
ONLY
WHERE
THE
CATS
sp
HOW
WE
DON'T
sp
GET
HAIRS
ON
sp
THE
CHAIR
I'VE
sp
HAD
A
PHONE
CALL
sp
FROM
PAM
THIS
MORNING
sp
SO
HAS
MUM
WHY
sp
WHAT
sp
DOES
SHE
WANT
WITH
YOU
FOR
sp
SHE'S
ONLY
sp
{OOV}
sp
I
sp
RECKON
I'M
OUT
sp
OF
FAVOUR
sp
NO
sp
SHE
WAS
JUST
ASKING
sp
ABOUT
sp
CHRISTMAS
sp
PRESENTS
WELL
sp
YEAH
THAT'S
WHAT
I
I
TOLD
HER
YOU
KNOW
ER
sp
TOLD
HER
AGAIN
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ERM
sp
WELL
SHE
SAID
ERM
sp
TELL
YOU
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{OOV}
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sp
YOU
TELL
sp
YOU
WHAT
sp
WHAT
SORT
OF
THINGS
WE
LIKE
sp
YEAH
WELL
I
TOLD
HER
THIS
MORNING
sp
OH
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
COS
ER
sp
WELL
SHE
sp
MUST
HAVE
RANG
sp
YEAH
WELL
sp
DID
SHE
RING
YOU
BEFORE
ME
THEN
OR
WELL
SHE
sp
DAD
sp
SHE
HE
sp
DAD
SHE
sp
BOB
WAS
sp
TALKING
TO
DAD
AND
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THEN
I
SAID
TO
HIM
CAN
I
sp
LET
PAM
HAVE
COS
I
DIDN'T
WANT
HER
sp
GOING
INTO
sp
LYNN
AND
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YOU
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sp
BASKET
sp
OF
sp
OH
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THINGIES
sp
AND
sp
COS
WE
ERM
TALKING
sp
OH
I
TELL
YOU
sp
WHAT
ELSE
I
LIKE
TALKING
TO
YOU
YOU
SAID
YOU
DON'T
MIND
THOSE
DUCK
sp
THINGS
AND
THAT
YOU'D
RATHER
HAVE
sp
THEM
THAN
sp
YEAH
YEAH
I
sp
SAID
I
LIKED
THEM
I
LIKE
ALL
THAT
SORT
OF
STUFF
SO
I
SAID
sp
WELL
THAT
SHE
JUNEY
DO
LIKE
THEM
I
SAID
ONLY
I
sp
SAID
YES
JON
POP
YOUR
SHOES
sp
OFF
YES
I'M
SURE
SHE
WOULD
I
SAID
WELL
sp
IF
THAT'S
sp
YEAH
BUT
YOURS
sp
AIN'T
VERY
CLEAN
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sp
IF
sp
THAT'S
sp
WHAT
YOU
WAN
NA
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COULDN'T
GET
THEM
CLEAN
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sp
WELL
WHAT
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I
GON
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SORT
OF
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YEAH
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AM
I
GON
NA
BUY
HER
THEN
sp
WELL
I
BOUGHT
HER
A
VASE
sp
BUT
sp
I
sp
SAID
{OOV}
I'VE
BOUGHT
HER
A
PAIR
OF
THEM
sp
CHUNKY
EARRINGS
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I'VE
BOUGHT
sp
HER
ERM
A
DOUBLE
CANDLE
LAMP
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
ON
sp
A
STAND
sp
MM
THAT
sp
WAS
QUITE
sp
NICE
sp
COR
sp
THAT'S
sp
A
SMELLY
CIGARETTE
sp
OH
SORRY
NINE
POUND
sp
SOMETHING
sp
NINE
POUND
THIRTY
FIVE
OH
NO
IT'S
sp
THE
MATCH
I
THINK
I
sp
CAN
SMELL
sp
BEN
sp
SMOKES
sp
BUT
ER
AND
I
BOUGHT
BOBBY
A
SHIRT
WHO
sp
BEN
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
HE
DOES
sp
NOT
sp
WHAT
HE
BROUGHT
A
CIGARETTE
TO
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NA
SMOKE
WELL
HE
DON'T
WANT
YOU
DON'T
WANT
TO
DO
THAT
NO
sp
YOU
DON'T
WAN
NA
SMOKE
JONATHAN
IT
WAS
A
OH
sp
WHAT
DO
YOU
sp
CALL
THEM
sp
ERM
sp
A
sp
PRETEND
ONE
A
sp
FAKE
FAG
sp
THEY'RE
sp
CALLED
sp
YEAH
BUT
YOU
DON'T
WAN
NA
GET
IN
THE
HABIT
OF
HOLDING
sp
SOMETHING
sp
IN
YOUR
HAND
LIKE
sp
{OOV}
YOU
sp
DON'T
WAN
NA
SMOKE
JONATHAN
sp
COS
YOU'LL
NEVER
GET
{OOV}
AND
THEY
REALLY
LOOK
LIKE
IT
AND
WHEN
YOU
GO
A
LOAD
sp
OF
sp
ASH
COMES
OUT
OF
THE
END
OF
IT
sp
BUT
IT'S
sp
REALLY
sp
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sp
OR
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sp
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OR
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sp
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sp
OF
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WHAT
ANYBODY
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OH
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ABOUT
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COULD
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SNIFF
sp
JAM
NO
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SNIFF
sp
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sp
OH
CUT
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IF
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START
THAT
LARK
sp
SNIFF
sp
NUFFINK
sp
NO
THERE
WAS
A
PROGRAMME
ON
THERE
ON
sp
THAT
ERM
sp
CASUALTY
A
BLOKE
sp
DIED
WITH
THAT
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WHAT
SNIFFING
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SNIFFING
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THEY
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YEAH
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COS
THAT
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SOMETHING
TO
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LUNGS
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IT
BLOCKS
THEM
UP
{OOV}
SELLING
THAT
YESTERDAY
SUE
{OOV}
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YEAH
GET
{OOV}
IF
I'D
HAVE
KNOWN
I'D
HAVE
GONE
DOWN
THERE
sp
WELL
IF
I'D
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I'D
GONE
DOWN
sp
THERE
WHERE
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THAT
IT'S
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BACK
sp
THERE
DOWN
THE
BACK
IF
YOU
OH
I
SEE
sp
THAT
WHEN
I
sp
COME
DOES
sp
SHE
DO
IT
ALL
sp
THE
TIME
THEN
OR
WAS
IT
JUST
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OFF
WELL
sp
THAT
JUST
COME
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THE
DOOR
SUSAN
sp
MM
sp
NANNY
sp
YEAH
sp
YOU
KNOW
I
WANTED
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W
W
F
MAN
sp
W
W
F
sp
MAN
sp
MM
sp
TELL
NANNY
WHAT
THAT
MEANS
COS
I
ASKED
YOU
YESTERDAY
sp
WELL
WHEN'S
THE
LATE
NIGHT
SHOPPING
IN
sp
WISBECH
THEN
WORLD
sp
WRESTLING
sp
FEDERATION
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sp
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WANTED
THAT
LITTLE
sp
MAN
sp
YEAH
sp
CALLED
sp
HULK
sp
HOGAN
sp
DA
MM
HE
BOUGHT
HIMSELF
HOW
MUCH
sp
WAS
THAT
FOUR
POUND
FO
sp
FOUR
sp
POUND
THIRTY
sp
HE
WANTS
SOME
MORE
OF
sp
THEM
FOR
CHRISTMAS
WHO
BOUGHT
THAT
FOR
YOU
THEN
SO
IF
PAM
DON'T
WANTS
TO
KNOW
WHAT
TO
BUY
HIM
HE
WANTS
sp
SOME
OF
THEM
sp
WHERE'S
THE
THING
GONE
THE
sp
PAPER
I
sp
PUT
IT
DOWN
sp
SO
IT'S
ON
sp
THE
TABLE
OH
sp
I'VE
CROSSED
OFF
sp
THE
ONES
THAT
I
WANT
sp
YEAH
OH
sp
COS
sp
IF
PAM
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
TO
BUY
HIM
SHE
COULD
BUY
HIM
sp
ONE
OF
THEM
OR
sp
TWO
OF
THEM
OR
WHATEVER
SHE
{OOV}
I
WANT
A
RING
I
DON'T
sp
THINK
SHE'LL
BUY
YOU
sp
THREE
sp
NO
A
RING
DO
sp
YOU
WANT
THIS
LATE
NIGHT
SHOPPING
THING
MUM
NO
I
LEFT
IT
IN
sp
CASE
YOU
sp
OH
YEAH
I
WILL
TAKE
IT
THAT'S
sp
WISBECH
THOUGH
IN
N
IT
sp
COS
WE
WON'T
sp
GO
TO
sp
LATE
NIGHT
sp
SHOPPING
sp
YOU
WON'T
sp
GO
LATE
NIGHT
SHOPPING
sp
OH
THAT'S
LOVELY
UP
THERE
LATE
NIGHT
SHOPPING
sp
DAD
DON'T
sp
LIKE
sp
GOING
IN
sp
THE
sp
EVENING
sp
WHERE
YOU
BEEN
THIS
MORNING
THEN
sp
WHO
DAD
sp
NOWHERE
sp
OH
WHERE
WAS
YOU
I
WAS
{OOV}
YESTERDAY
sp
WHERE
WAS
YOU
THEN
WHEN
I
SAW
sp
YOU
GOING
OUT
IN
YOUR
CAR
sp
HE
WENT
TO
GET
sp
SOME
sp
PETROL
COS
sp
WE'D
RUN
OUT
OH
sp
COR
HE
sp
PIPPED
AND
NEARLY
MADE
ME
JU
YOU
AIN'T
GIVEN
ME
ANY
TICKETS
LATELY
sp
THERE'S
SOME
IN
sp
THE
CAR
sp
HE
PIPPED
ME
MUM
AND
MADE
ME
JUMP
OUT
OF
MY
BLOODY
sp
SKIN
COS
sp
PETROL
'S
GONE
DOWN
HASN'T
IT
PETROL
'S
sp
GONE
DOWN
A
BIT
DON'T
SEE
WHY
WELL
THAT
WAS
SAID
LAST
sp
WEEK
sp
IT
WAS
sp
GOING
UP
sp
WELL
IT'S
GONE
DOWN
THIS
sp
WEEK
GONE
DOWN
sp
FOUR
FOUR
AND
A
HALF
PENCE
A
GALLON
sp
HAS
IT
REALLY
sp
UP
YOURS
sp
UP
YOUR
sp
ONE
IN
THE
VILLAGE
sp
OH
sp
DO
sp
YOU
DEFINITELY
WAN
NA
GO
sp
MM
SHOPPING
SATURDAY
IF
sp
IT'S
ALRIGHT
THEN
I'LL
COME
HOME
COS
MR
sp
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
sp
SAID
TO
ME
LAST
sp
NIGHT
sp
OH
YOU
WANT
sp
TO
STAY
HERE
THE
NIGHT
I
SAID
WELL
I
CAN'T
sp
COS
I
sp
SAID
I
sp
WAN
NA
GO
HOME
AND
PICK
JUNE
UP
IN
THE
MORNING
sp
COS
sp
THERE'S
NO
WAY
YOU
CAN
GET
UP
sp
TO
TOWN
IS
THERE
NO
NO
sp
COS
I
SAID
sp
SHE
AIN'T
GOT
A
CAR
sp
SAID
NOT
NOT
ONLY
THAT
I
SAID
WE
DON'T
HAVE
ANYWHERE
TO
PARK
sp
HER
sp
CAR
sp
THAT'S
WHY
I
SAID
I'M
AFTER
YOUR
CAR
sp
PARK
sp
COS
sp
ERM
RICHARD'S
sp
GON
NA
PICK
HIM
UP
sp
FROM
sp
THE
sp
MEAL
MM
{OOV}
I
THOUGHT
YOU
WEREN'T
STAYING
THE
NIGHT
THOUGH
sp
WELL
I'M
NOT
sp
WELL
HE
DIDN'T
KNOW
THAT
sp
CLARE
WAS
sp
STAYING
sp
I
sp
SAID
WELL
YOU
sp
HE
SAID
I'D
ALREADY
TOLD
sp
YOU
sp
COULD
HE
sp
SAID
WELL
I
CAN'T
GO
sp
BACK
ON
sp
IT
I
sp
SAID
WELL
sp
DON'T
MATTER
sp
I
sp
SAID
sp
DON'T
sp
{OOV}
TO
WORRY
sp
ABOUT
sp
IT
I
SAID
I'M
NOT
WORRIED
ABOUT
IT
sp
I
SAID
ANYWAY
I
WANT
sp
I
WANT
TO
GET
HOME
TO
JUNE
sp
IN
sp
THE
MORNING
sp
I
sp
SAID
COS
ME
sp
AND
JUNE
sp
ARE
GOING
SHOPPING
sp
WELL
I
CAN
IF
HE
LETS
ME
sp
HAVE
HIS
SPACE
WE
sp
DON'T
HAVE
TO
WORRY
TOO
MUCH
ABOUT
THE
TIME
AND
GO
ABOUT
ER
sp
JUST
AFTER
NINE
sp
OR
SOMETHING
sp
YEAH
ALRIGHT
sp
DON'T
sp
WAN
NA
BE
TOO
LATE
THOUGH
sp
COS
{OOV}
WELL
I'M
UP
ANYWAY
YOU
KNOW
sp
THAT
WELL
I
SHALL
PROBABLY
{OOV}
WHAT
TIME
DID
sp
YOU
GET
sp
UP
sp
THIS
sp
MORNING
WELL
I
WAS
AWAKE
sp
AT
ERM
ABOUT
sp
TWENTY
PAST
sp
SEVEN
sp
BUT
sp
I
DIDN'T
sp
GET
UP
I
LAID
IN
BED
AND
READ
A
sp
BOOK
sp
TILL
NINE
O'CLOCK
I
READ
ONE
OF
THOSE
BOOKS
sp
LAST
sp
NIGHT
DO
sp
YOU
SEE
JAWS
sp
YEAH
YEAH
IT'S
sp
RUBBISH
sp
WEREN'T
THAT
UNREAL
YOU
sp
KNOW
HIS
MOUTH
ALL
WENT
CRINKLY
CRRKKKK
sp
I'VE
sp
NEVER
SEEN
A
JAW
{OOV}
NO
THAT
WAS
sp
TERRIBLE
WHEN
sp
HE
OPENED
sp
IT
SPLIT
A
BIT
DOWN
sp
THERE
sp
DID
sp
YOU
SEE
IT
sp
MUM
YEAH
sp
BUT
I
MISSED
THE
FLIPPING
BIT
HOW
HE
sp
KILLED
IT
HOW
DOES
HE
KILL
IT
I
ONLY
SAW
THE
ERM
COMMAND
PERFORMANCE
THEY
JUST
RAMMED
THE
BOAT
sp
INTO
IT
WE
sp
SAW
THE
COMMAND
sp
PERFORMANCE
sp
OH
sp
THAT
sp
WAS
GOOD
THAT'S
sp
THE
BEST
sp
ONE
I'VE
EVER
SEEN
AND
THE
AND
THEN
AND
YOU
KNOW
IT
HAD
BROKE
OFF
sp
SO
IT
HAD
sp
A
LOAD
sp
OF
sp
SPOKES
ON
AND
JUST
WENT
STRAIGHT
THROUGH
HIM
AND
ER
LES
DAWSON
HAD
THEM
sp
IN
BLOODY
sp
FITS
sp
HE
REALLY
DID
HE
sp
WHAT
DID
HE
SAY
sp
I
sp
SAW
THIS
sp
CAT
sp
COMING
sp
DOWN
THE
ROAD
sp
BACKWARDS
sp
BACK
sp
NO
HE
SAID
AND
IT
WAS
sp
DAD
'D
TELL
YOU
MORE
sp
HE
HE
sp
SAID
ONLY
GOT
ONE
EYE
ONLY
GOT
ONE
EYE
HE
SAID
WHEN
I
LOOKED
AT
IT
WAS
COMING
BACKWARDS
sp
{LG}
sp
WALKING
BACKWARDS
WALKING
BACKWARDS
OH
SHE
CAN'T
TELL
A
JOKE
SAVE
HER
sp
CONKERS
OH
sp
KNICKERS
sp
AND
BUT
IT
WAS
REALLY
GOOD
sp
THERE
WAS
ALL
THE
sp
THE
sp
THE
CATS
sp
PROGRAMME
AND
SAIGON
AND
sp
THAT
OH
YEAH
sp
WHAT'S
sp
HIS
NAME
YEAH
sp
WE
WE
WERE
TRYING
TO
CONVINCE
DAD
YOU
KNOW
THAT
SONG
MEMORIES
sp
MEMORIES
sp
DA
sp
YES
sp
WE
SAID
THAT
COME
FROM
THE
FILM
CATS
sp
AND
HE
RECKONED
THE
sp
COPY
OF
MEMORIES
HE'S
GOT
IS
SUNG
BY
WHO
sp
AND
NOT
{OOV}
PERRY
COMO
sp
PERRY
COMO
sp
I
SAID
IT
AIN'T
THE
SAME
BLOOMING
TUNE
WELL
OF
COURSE
THAT
sp
AIN'T
sp
WELL
I
SAID
HE'S
sp
HE'S
THINKING
OF
{OOV}
COS
I
KEPT
SINGING
IT
THIS
MORNING
I'VE
GOT
IT
ON
ME
BLOOMING
sp
MIND
YOU
KNOW
WHEN
YOU
KEEP
SINGING
IT
YEAH
AND
SHE
SUNG
sp
THAT
sp
BEAUTIF
sp
YOU
CAN
sp
GET
THE
MUSIC
FROM
CATS
THOUGH
I'VE
GOT
IT
ON
TAPE
{OOV}
SHE
SUNG
THAT
BEAUTIFUL
sp
COS
MUM
LIKES
IT
I
SAID
YOU
CAN
GET
THAT
TAPE
CAN'T
YOU
YEAH
AND
THAT
SAIGON
THING
sp
WHERE
HE
sp
SINGS
TO
HER
sp
THAT
GIRL
sp
THAT
sp
WAS
ON
MM
THAT
BIT
OF
THAT
sp
AND
THERE
WAS
A
sp
THIS
TIME
YOU'LL
BREAK
IT
sp
THERE
WAS
A
sp
A
LOAD
OF
RUSSIAN
sp
YOUNG
BOYS
PLAYING
THOSE
sp
OH
sp
BUGGER
sp
THEY
sp
WERE
sp
GOOD
sp
DID
YOU
sp
SEE
sp
THE
sp
GENERATION
GAME
AH
YEAH
I
sp
WATCHED
THAT
sp
LAST
sp
NIGHT
THEM
PACKETS
sp
WHAT
THEY
HAD
TO
DO
YEAH
sp
I
WATCHED
THAT
FOR
A
CHA
WE
sp
WATCHED
THAT
FOR
sp
A
CHANGE
LAST
NIGHT
COS
WE
WATCH
BLIND
DATE
DO
YOU
WATCH
THAT
EVERY
WEEK
sp
THEY
COULDN'T
DO
THE
SPLITS
I
THINK
I
LIKE
THAT
sp
BETTER
THAN
MM
I'M
GETTING
FED
UP
WITH
BLIND
DATE
IS
IT
THE
FOURTEENTH
OF
DECEMBER
YOU
GO
TO
THAT
sp
PARTY
sp
WELL
I
DON'T
KNOW
WHETHER
sp
I
sp
THINK
SHE'S
HAVING
IT
STILL
OH
sp
WHY
sp
WHY
sp
WELL
sp
SHE'S
SUDDENLY
sp
CHANGED
sp
THE
sp
{OOV}
sp
WELL
I
DU
sp
N
sp
NO
HER
BIRTHDAY
sp
'S
ON
sp
A
SUNDAY
sp
THIS
sp
YEAR
BECAUSE
THAT'S
sp
FUNNY
WHEN
WE
YOU
KNOW
WE
WENT
TO
THAT
{OOV}
THE
OTHER
WEEK
AND
THAT
sp
WAS
sp
{OOV}
ERM
SHE
WENT
{OOV}
DSA
TO
HAVE
AND
sp
TO
sp
HOLD
sp
THEY'RE
MEANT
TO
HOLD
ON
TO
sp
IT
YOU
KNOW
sp
SO
SHE
DON'T
sp
NEED
IT
sp
SO
OFTEN
sp
AND
sp
HE
SAID
THAT
HE
sp
THINKS
EVERY
DSA
SHE
ALWAYS
HAS
A
DAY
OFF
ON
HER
sp
BIRTHDAY
THIS
sp
MAN
DID
WHAT
sp
DO
YOU
SAY
sp
IT'S
sp
NO
GOOD
TO
ME
I
SAID
IT'S
NO
GOOD
TO
ME
AND
HE
LOOKED
AT
ME
AND
HE
SAID
WHY
I
SAID
COS
MINE'S
sp
ON
A
SUNDAY
HE
SAID
sp
WELL
sp
YOU'RE
sp
GETTING
THE
DAY
OFF
I
SAID
YEAH
BUT
IT
AIN'T
QUITE
sp
THE
SAME
sp
IS
IT
I
sp
GOT
SOME
NICE
sp
TOWELS
sp
FROM
sp
ERM
sp
AUNTIE
sp
ALICE'S
CATALOGUE
{OOV}
DIDN'T
sp
I
MUM
sp
YOU
DID
JUST
PLAIN
GREEN
sp
ONES
OH
MUM
sp
I
sp
WAN
sp
NA
GO
TO
sp
SLEEP
HE
OUGHT
A
TAKE
HIS
SHOES
sp
OFF
sp
{OOV}
COS
THEY'RE
MUCKY
sp
THEY'RE
NOT
sp
MUCKY
I'D
DO
THEM
PROPERLY
LESS
I
sp
SHAN'T
BUY
YOU
ANOTHER
PAIR
sp
THEY'RE
CLEAN
I'LL
HAVE
YOU
KNOW
LOOK
HOW
SHINY
THEY
sp
ARE
I'M
TALKING
ABOUT
sp
THE
SOLES
sp
THEY'RE
NOT
DIRTY
OH
WELL
HE
OUGHT
sp
A
TAKE
THEM
OFF
sp
ANYWAY
HE'LL
HAVE
sp
SORE
sp
FEET
sp
HOT
sp
FEET
sp
HOT
sp
FEET
sp
YEAH
STAY
sp
STILL
sp
THEN
HERE
YOU
sp
ARE
OW
sp
WHOSE
sp
JEANS
HE
sp
GOT
ON
sp
HIS
sp
WHAT
WAS
PAM
ON
ABOUT
YESTERDAY
THEN
LOOKS
sp
LIKE
A
PAIR
OF
YOURS
sp
FATHER
EH
sp
WHAT
sp
WAS
sp
PAM
ON
ABOUT
sp
NOTHING
sp
REALLY
sp
ONLY
TROUBLE
sp
WITH
sp
HER
EX
sp
HUSBAND'S
sp
WIFE
sp
WHY
OH
DEAR
WHAT'S
HAPPENED
THERE
I
DU
N
sp
NO
sp
HAPPEN
sp
MUM
COULD
TELL
YOU
MORE
COS
I
WEREN'T
BLOODY
INTERESTED
IN
THAT
COS
SHE
WENT
IN
sp
THE
SHOP
sp
AND
sp
WELL
SHE
ABUSES
THE
WOMAN
sp
NO
THE
WOMAN
WASN'T
IN
THE
SHOP
sp
YOU
SEE
sp
AND
sp
YOUNG
sp
GIRL
ANOTHER
GIRL
IN
THERE
sp
JULIE
AND
THAT
AND
SHE
WAS
sp
RUNNING
ON
sp
TO
sp
PAM
sp
AND
sp
ER
SHE
sp
SAID
JULIE
MARRIED
sp
YOUR
sp
HUSBAND
sp
SO
ER
sp
ALL
PAM
sp
SAID
sp
WAS
sp
YES
sp
SHE
SAID
AND
sp
HE'S
WELCOME
TO
sp
HER
sp
WELL
HELLO
sp
GET
BACK
AND
SHE
{OOV}
sp
CAN'T
{OOV}
OH
NO
sp
I'VE
GOT
THE
KEY
sp
OH
DEAR
{OOV}
JUNE
sp
GIVE
sp
HIM
sp
THE
PAYING
sp
IN
BOOK
sp
THEN
HE
sp
CAN
sp
SORT
sp
THAT
OUT
I
THINK
sp
AIN'T
sp
I
GOT
IT
sp
NO
YOU
AIN'T
GOT
THE
NEW
ONE
COS
I'VE
GOT
sp
IT
THE
OLD
ONE'S
OH
IN
THE
DRAWER
THE
OLD
sp
ONE
I'VE
GIVEN
HIM
OH
WELL
I
I
DIDN'T
REALIZE
YOU'D
HAD
A
NEW
ONE
YEAH
COS
I
WAS
OH
THINKING
ABOUT
THAT
sp
ALL
THE
TIME
WE
KEEP
LOSING
THEM
LITTLE
sp
STUBS
YOU
WAN
NA
LEAVE
THE
{OOV}
THE
WHOLE
COMPLETE
THING
ON
THEN
WE
sp
WON'T
LOSE
THEM
sp
YEAH
sp
WHERE
IS
sp
THE
NEW
ONE
OH
HERE
LOOK
AND
I
GOT
YOU
AN
ENVELOPE
TO
sp
PUT
IT
IN
sp
OH
ALRIGHT
MATE
THANKYOU
COS
I'M
FED
UP
OF
LOSING
YOUR
sp
MONEY
{OOV}
MONEY
OUT
YEAH
THAT'S
sp
DRIPPING
sp
OUT
sp
IN
sp
MY
sp
HANDBAG
sp
OH
sp
WAIT
A
sp
MINUTE
ERM
{OOV}
sp
THEM
sp
OH
sp
{OOV}
QUARTER
TO
TWO
GEOFF
YOU'VE
GOT
TIME
sp
TWENTY
sp
TO
TWO
sp
ALRIGHT
MATE
QUARTER
TO
TWO
THE
TIME
{OOV}
I'VE
BEEN
WAITING
FOR
THE
BATTERY
TO
RUN
DOWN
{OOV}
NOW
WHICH
ONE'S
OURS
sp
ONE'S
sp
PETE'S
AND
ONE'S
OURS
sp
YOU
GET
A
{OOV}
CAN'T
I
TAKE
THEM
sp
BOTH
TAKE
THEM
BOTH
I
SHOULD
IMAGINE
sp
IT'S
THE
SHINY
ONE
sp
BUT
I
DON'T
{OOV}
WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
PUT
PETE'S
ON
A
AIN'T
YOU
GOT
A
HOOK
FOR
{OOV}
I
HAD
IT
ON
A
LITTLE
BIT
OF
ELASTIC
sp
BAND
AND
I'VE
I'VE
LOST
IT
NO
THINK
THAT'S
sp
IT
sp
OH
I'LL
TAKE
THEM
BOTH
ANYWAY
sp
COS
I
THINK
THAT'S
sp
YEAH
I
I'LL
LEAVE
OURS
IN
THE
GARAGE
{OOV}
OURS
GOES
sp
LONG
SHORT
SEE
sp
YOU
A
BIT
LATER
SHORT
{OOV}
YEAH
OKAY
sp
THEN
sp
SEE
sp
YA
GEOFF
sp
BATTERIES
AGAIN
sp
WHAT
BATTERIES
sp
FOR
THAT
sp
YEAH
WHAT
ABOUT
IT
sp
THAT'S
sp
FLICKING
sp
YEAH
YOU
WANT
SOME
MORE
THEN
sp
YEAH
sp
OH
NO
THEY'RE
NOT
THEM
sp
BATTERIES
AIN'T
NO
GOOD
WELL
WHAT
IS
IT
JUNE
sp
WHAT'S
sp
THAT
WELL
THEY
LASTED
IT'S
sp
A
TAPE
RECORDER
OH
sp
THEY
sp
LASTED
sp
ALRIGHT
WELL
sp
YOU
BETTER
BRING
ME
TWO
BACK
JUST
IN
CASE
WHERE
sp
ARE
THEY
THEN
sp
JUST
IN
THE
sp
KITCHEN
DRAWER
YOU
KNOW
WHERE
I
KEEP
MY
CLUB
THINGS
sp
WELL
THAT'S
sp
FLICKERING
NOW
sp
YEAH
IT'S
FLICKERING
NOW
{OOV}
WHAT
THE
MIDDLE
ONE
YOU
MEAN
sp
I
sp
SHOULD
TURN
IT
OFF
WHERE
I
KEEP
ALL
MY
CLUB
THINGS
AT
THE
END
THERE
WHERE
THE
MEDICINE
THING
IS
OH
I
KNOW
YEAH
OKAY
THE
MEDICAL
THE
MEDICAL
DRAWER
RIGHTO
THEN
SEE
YOU
sp
LATER
YEAH
I
sp
SHOULD
TURN
THAT
sp
OFF
sp
THEN
sp
YEAH
WELL
IT
DON'T
sp
MATTER
sp
TH
sp
THAT
SHOULD
CARRY
ON
BUT
THEM
THEM
BATTERIES
ISN'T
ANY
sp
GOOD
sp
DO
sp
YOU
MIND
IF
I
WATCH
EASTENDERS
sp
AT
sp
TWO
sp
COS
sp
I
AIN'T
sp
SEEN
IT
OH
I
ONLY
WAN
sp
NA
SEE
THE
FIRST
BIT
THE
sp
SECOND
sp
BIT
I'VE
SEEN
BUT
I
NEED
TO
sp
SEE
sp
THE
sp
FIRST
BIT
YOU
CAN
sp
WATCH
sp
WHAT
sp
YOU
sp
LIKE
sp
WELL
IT
AIN'T
ON
YET
sp
FOR
ANOTHER
TWENTY
MINUTES
{OOV}
sp
WHEN
IT'S
ON
sp
CAN
sp
YOU
sp
WELL
NO
sp
YOU
WHAT
sp
SHE
sp
SAID
YOU
CAN'T
TALK
sp
WHEN
IT'S
ON
sp
WELL
sp
YOU
CAN
NOT
sp
GON
sp
NA
HAVE
sp
IT
ON
sp
THAT
sp
BLOOMING
sp
LOUD
YOU
CAN
sp
HAVE
IT
ON
IF
YOU
WANT
sp
TO
I'VE
sp
SEEN
sp
IT
sp
WELL
I
AIN'T
sp
SEEN
IT
COS
I
WENT
TO
THE
HOSPITAL
MEETING
sp
DIDN'T
sp
I
AIN'T
LOSING
sp
MUCH
{OOV}
BEANO
'S
DEFINITELY
sp
GOT
sp
TA
sp
GO
sp
TO
sp
THE
V
E
T
sp
JONATHAN
sp
{OOV}
HE'S
sp
FRIGHTENED
sp
AH
sp
HE
DON'T
LIKE
IT
sp
DOESN'T
HE
LIKE
sp
THE
VET
sp
NO
sp
WHAT
DO
YOU
SAY
V
sp
E
sp
T
sp
SHE
SAID
YOU'RE
GOING
TO
THE
V
E
T'S
sp
THAT'S
LIKE
THAT
sp
SONG
WHERE
THEY
sp
SAY
sp
ME
AND
MY
sp
WEE
sp
SCABBY
DOG
IN
N
IT
HAVEN'T
sp
YOU
EVER
HEARD
IT
sp
NO
OH
sp
NO
DON'T
DO
THAT
JONATHAN
sp
{OOV}
OH
SO
sp
I
sp
WAS
sp
TELLING
YOU
sp
ERM
sp
OH
YEAH
sp
AND
SO
sp
PAM
sp
JUST
SAID
sp
TO
HER
sp
YEAH
sp
SHE
sp
SAID
HE
IS
sp
MARRIED
TO
MY
sp
EX
SHE
IS
sp
MARRIED
sp
TO
MY
EX
HUSBAND
BUT
SHE
SAID
sp
SHE'S
sp
BLOODY
WELCOME
TO
HIM
sp
YOU
KNOW
AND
sp
WHAT
THESE
GIRLS
MUST
HAVE
SAID
SHE
DON'T
sp
KNOW
sp
AND
BOBBY
PICKED
sp
UP
THE
PHONE
WHEN
sp
THE
sp
PHONE
sp
RANG
AND
IT
WAS
HER
AND
sp
SHE
sp
SAI
ERM
sp
BOB
sp
SAID
sp
YES
sp
AND
sp
HE
sp
SPOKE
sp
TO
HER
SAID
HELLO
sp
SO
sp
SHE
SAID
sp
OH
HELLO
sp
BOB
sp
SHE
sp
SAID
IS
sp
PAM
THERE
sp
AND
OF
COURSE
sp
BOB
sp
WENT
AND
GOT
sp
PAM
sp
COR
SHE
WAS
RIGHT
ABUSIVE
sp
TO
sp
PAM
SHE
TOLD
sp
PAM
TO
sp
KEEP
OUT
sp
THE
SHOP
sp
IT
sp
AIN'T
HER
BLOODY
sp
SHOP
ANYWAY
sp
YEAH
BUT
YOU
DO
YOU
ONLY
YEAH
BUT
I
DON'T
KNOW
sp
YOU
SEE
sp
SO
WELL
NOW
sp
WOULD
THEM
GIRL
sp
WOULD
sp
THEM
GIRLS
SAY
sp
SHE
MUST
HAVE
SAID
MORE
THAN
THAT
MOTHER
YOU
KNOW
WHAT
SHE'S
LIKE
SO
ERM
ER
SHE
SAID
SHE
WAS
sp
QUITE
RUDE
SHE
SAID
AND
I
RANG
BACK
sp
SHE
SAID
I
WAS
GON
NA
TELL
HER
AND
sp
SHE
STAMPED
sp
THE
PHONE
DOWN
SHE
SAID
I
RANG
sp
BACK
sp
AND
HER
HUSBAND
ANSWERED
IT
sp
HE
SAID
EFF
EFFING
sp
WELL
sp
GET
OFF
sp
THE
sp
PHONE
sp
SO
sp
WELL
SHE
DOES
CAUSE
A
LOT
OF
WELL
I
MEAN
REALLY
I
sp
MEAN
WELL
WHY
THE
HELL
DOES
SHE
THAT'S
WHAT
VI
SAID
{OOV}
HER
MOTHER
HE
SAID
I
MEAN
REALLY
AND
TRULY
MUM
WITH
ALL
THESE
SHOPS
sp
THAT
ARE
ABOUT
WHY
HAS
SHE
GOT
TA
GO
IN
THAT
sp
ONE
SHE
SAI
AND
BOBBY
SAID
OH
sp
HE
sp
SAID
sp
IF
sp
THEY
{OOV}
WHICH
{OOV}
SHOP
DOES
SHE
WORK
IN
MCKAY
'S
sp
NEXT
TO
sp
BEWISE
IN
N
sp
IT
IN
TOWN
YEAH
BUT
WHY
WELL
I
WOULDN'T
HAVE
THOUGHT
SHE'D
HAVE
GONE
IN
A
SHOP
LIKE
THAT
ANYWAY
COS
THERE'S
SOME
MORE
sp
EXPENSIVE
STUFF
IN
THERE
NO
sp
THERE'S
sp
SOME
GOOD
STUFF
IN
sp
THERE
CHEAP
IT'S
FAIRLY
CHEAP
IN
THERE
sp
AND
WHAT
I'VE
SEEN
WHAT
SHE'S
sp
HAD
sp
YEAH
BUT
sp
BUT
ANYWAY
sp
ERM
sp
BOBBY
SAID
sp
I
DON'T
KNOW
WHY
YOU
WORRY
ABOUT
IT
HE
SAID
sp
LET
sp
I
SAID
WELL
THE
BEST
sp
THING
JU
TO
DO
sp
ERM
ER
sp
PAM
I
SAID
IS
JUST
TO
IGNORE
THEM
I
SAID
sp
AND
sp
IGNORING
THEM
MAKES
IT
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
SEE
I
KNOW
sp
WHY
sp
COS
YOU
SEE
HER
HUSBAND
sp
HE
DON'T
sp
AND
sp
COS
sp
WHEN
HER
HUSBAND
COME
FOR
sp
THE
KIDS
sp
BOB
WAS
sp
THERE
sp
AND
HE
SAID
I
sp
AIN'T
sp
BLOODY
sp
WELL
sp
GOING
OUT
TO
THEM
sp
HE
JUST
WAS
IN
THERE
DOING
SOMETHING
sp
THE
CHILDREN
sp
WENT
OUT
AND
HE
SAID
I
SAID
TO
HIM
GOOD
MORNING
HE
SAID
GOOD
MORNING
sp
HE
SAID
AND
I
JUST
sp
DON'T
TAKE
NO
NOTICE
OF
HIM
sp
BUT
YOU
SEE
SHE
sp
ERM
sp
JULIE'S
A
BIT
UPSET
OVER
sp
THINGS
sp
COS
SHE
SAID
sp
THAT
sp
ER
sp
THEY'VE
GOT
TA
SELL
THE
HOUSE
AND
THEY'VE
GOT
TA
sp
SELL
sp
THE
sp
CAR
sp
COS
HE'S
sp
IN
A
sp
BIT
sp
OF
PROBLEMS
sp
I
SUPPOSE
sp
ALTHOUGH
HE'S
GOT
A
GOOD
JOB
sp
SO
sp
PAM
SAID
I
DON'T
KNOW
WHY
HE'S
sp
GOT
IN
THAT
sp
PROBLEM
sp
BUT
I
SAID
WELL
YOUR
BEST
THING
TO
DO
sp
PAM
I
SAID
IS
sp
FORGET
IT
I
SAID
sp
HE'S
NOT
YOUR
HUSBAND
ANY
sp
MORE
sp
I
SAID
AND
AVOID
HER
AS
MUCH
AS
sp
POSSIBLE
sp
I
SAID
IF
YOU
BOTH
sp
CLASH
sp
TOGETHER
sp
I
sp
SAID
BUT
SHE
CAN'T
KEEP
YOU
OUT
THE
SHOP
ANYWAY
sp
SO
SHE
SAID
I'VE
sp
A
GOOD
sp
MIND
sp
TO
WRITE
TO
sp
THE
sp
MANAGER
sp
SO
sp
BOBBY
SAID
YOU
WAN
NA
sp
LEAVE
sp
WELL
ALONE
FORGET
HE
sp
SAID
WELL
NO
BE
BECAUSE
THE
MANAGER
PERHAPS
HAS
HEARD
WOULD
GIVE
HER
THE
SACK
HOW
SHE
SPEAKS
sp
NO
sp
HE
HE
MIGHT
BAN
HER
FROM
THE
SHOP
IF
SHE
IF
SHE
KEEPS
sp
WELL
YOU
KNOW
SHE'S
CALLED
HER
ALL
SORTS
OF
THINGS
IN
FRONT
OF
PEOPLE
WELL
YOU
DON'T
DO
THAT
OH
YEAH
YEAH
AND
BOBBY
DIDN'T
WAN
NA
KNOW
sp
HE
SAID
I
JUST
SPEAK
TO
HIM
HE
SAID
sp
WHEN
I
sp
SEE
HIM
AND
sp
THEY'RE
NICE
TO
ME
AND
I'M
NICE
TO
THEM
YEAH
BUT
THE
WHOLE
POINT
IS
HE
SAID
HE
ONLY
sp
WANTS
TO
sp
PUT
HIMSELF
{OOV}
I
MEAN
SHE'S
ALWAYS
sp
SAYING
SHE'S
ALWAYS
SAYING
HOW
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
SHE
OH
MY
KIDS
THIS
MY
KIDS
THAT
sp
WELL
IF
THAT
WOMAN
LOSES
HER
sp
JOB
sp
THROUGH
WHAT
PAM
HAS
SAID
SHE'S
NOT
GON
NA
BE
VERY
NICE
TO
HER
sp
CHILDREN
IS
SHE
MM
sp
HE
MAKES
sp
HER
sp
HE
sp
MAKES
sp
HER
OH
HE
SAID
TO
THE
sp
CHILDREN
YOU
CAN
GO
IN
THE
HOUSE
sp
WITH
YOUR
DIRTY
BOOTS
sp
SO
sp
BOBBY
SAID
sp
THEY
SAID
OH
sp
DAD
SAID
WE
sp
CAN
COME
IN
THE
HOUSE
sp
BOB
SAID
YOU
sp
YOU
DO
sp
WHAT
WE
TELL
sp
YOU
NOT
sp
WHAT
HE
sp
TELLS
sp
YOU
sp
YOU
TAKE
YOUR
BO
sp
BOOTS
OFF
OUTSIDE
sp
IF
sp
THEY'RE
MUDDY
sp
YOU
DON'T
BRING
sp
IT
IN
sp
THE
sp
HOUSE
sp
AND
THAT
STEPHANIE
sp
COS
SHE
DON'T
sp
SHE
DON'T
LIKE
sp
HIM
sp
SHE
sp
NEVER
sp
HA
sp
WELL
sp
SHE
DON'T
sp
KNOW
MUCH
ABOUT
HIM
DO
SHE
SHE
WAS
sp
ONLY
FOUR
sp
WEEKS
OLD
WHEN
HE
LEFT
sp
YEAH
sp
SO
SHE
SAID
sp
OH
HE'S
A
sp
NUISANCE
SHE
SAY
sp
HE
MAKES
sp
ME
SWEEP
UP
sp
AFTER
sp
I'VE
sp
HAD
sp
ME
sp
TEA
sp
WHAT
THE
TWO
ER
ELDEST
HAVE
TO
WASH
UP
AND
sp
SHE
HAS
TO
SWEEP
sp
UP
ROUND
THE
sp
TABLE
{OOV}
sp
AND
HE'S
TELLING
THEM
THEY
CAN
GO
IN
PAM'S
HOUSE
sp
YEAH
WITH
DIRTY
BOOTS
ON
THAT'S
WHAT
sp
BOBBY
SAID
sp
THEY
DON'T
LIKE
GOING
REALLY
DO
THEY
NO
sp
HE
SAID
SPECIALLY
THE
sp
BOY
HE'S
sp
GETTING
sp
HE
SAID
sp
HE
sp
THE
sp
BOY'S
sp
GETTING
sp
SHOWN
NOW
sp
WELL
sp
SHE
SAID
HERSELF
sp
THAT
HE
DON'T
LIKE
ME
sp
TO
HEAR
ME
sp
ARGUING
sp
AND
SWEARING
sp
WELL
I
SHOULD
THINK
NOT
HE
sp
SAID
TO
HER
OH
sp
FORGET
IT
MOTHER
HE
SAID
sp
KEEP
ON
AND
sp
BOBBY
SAID
HE'S
sp
GETTING
THAT
sp
AGE
sp
WHERE
HE
DON'T
LIKE
TO
sp
HEAR
IT
sp
BUT
HE
SAID
I
THINK
WELL
PAUL
DON'T
sp
LIKE
sp
NEVER
USED
TO
LIKE
IT
NO
HE
SAID
sp
I
THINK
sp
BEFORE
sp
LONG
sp
HE'LL
JUST
sp
YOU
KNOW
NOT
sp
GO
sp
THERE
AND
sp
THE
LITTLE'UN
sp
COULDN'T
CARE
LESS
sp
BUT
THE
MIDDLE
ONE
sp
THINKS
A
LOT
sp
OF
sp
HER
DAD
sp
SHE'S
sp
LIKE
sp
HIM
sp
AND
PAM
TOLD
US
YESTERDAY
sp
THAT
SHE
CAN'T
KISS
HER
ON
sp
THE
sp
LIPS
sp
KISS
sp
WHO
sp
HER
LITTLE
GIRL
sp
{OOV}
SHE
SAID
WHEN
SHE
sp
COMES
sp
TO
KISS
sp
ME
sp
GOOD
sp
GOODNIGHT
I
sp
LET
sp
HER
KISS
sp
HERE
sp
BUT
sp
SHE
sp
SAID
sp
I
sp
CAN'T
sp
HAVE
sp
HER
CUDDLING
ME
sp
OR
sp
SHE
sp
SAID
sp
I
THINK
OF
sp
HIM
sp
ALL
THE
sp
TIME
sp
COS
SHE'S
SO
MUCH
LIKE
sp
HIM
sp
WELL
THAT
AIN'T
sp
HER
sp
FAULT
WELL
IT
AIN'T
THE
CHILD'S
FAULT
sp
NO
HOW
CRUEL
sp
SHE
SAID
sp
AND
BOBBY
SAYS
sp
SHE
sp
DON'T
sp
HE
SAID
I
sp
WAS
LAYING
ON
sp
THE
FLOOR
THE
sp
OTHER
NIGHT
AND
SHE
sp
CAME
DOWN
sp
BESIDE
sp
WITH
ME
AND
sp
PUT
sp
HER
ARM
ROUND
sp
ME
sp
AS
WE
sp
WERE
sp
LAYING
THERE
HE
SAID
sp
I'LL
NEVER
sp
DO
ANYTHING
HE
SAID
sp
COS
IF
YOU
sp
STARTED
sp
PLAYING
ABOUT
WITH
HER
SHE'LL
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
CHILDLIKE
AND
sp
AND
HE
SAID
SHE
WOULDN'T
sp
ERM
SHOW
HER
AFFECTION
sp
ANY
sp
MORE
sp
HE
SAID
YOU'VE
GOT
sp
TO
TAKE
THAT
CHILD
sp
GRADUALLY
THAT
sp
ONE
sp
BUT
HE
SAID
THE
sp
OTHER
ONE'S
sp
A
CHEEKY
LITTLE
sp
BUGGER
sp
HE
sp
SAID
REALLY
sp
HE
sp
SAID
AND
I'D
sp
SOON
sp
TELL
HER
OFF
sp
HE
SAID
sp
BUT
I
sp
SIT
sp
AT
sp
NIGHT
HE
sp
SAID
WHEN
sp
SHE'S
GONE
TO
sp
WORK
AND
sp
HE
sp
SAID
AND
sp
HELP
sp
THEM
WITH
THEIR
DRAWINGS
AND
sp
THINGS
sp
THEY'RE
DOING
sp
HE
sp
SAID
sp
THEY
AIN'T
NO
BOTHER
REALLY
sp
OH
IT'S
sp
PAM
THAT
MAKES
THEM
sp
THE
BOTHER
NOT
ANYBODY
ELSE
sp
HE
sp
SAID
THEY
ARE
A
NUISANCE
SOMETIMES
sp
KEEP
sp
COMING
IN
sp
AND
sp
OUT
sp
FOR
sp
STUFF
sp
BUT
HE
SAID
THAT'S
CHILDLIKE
MM
sp
WELL
sp
IT
sp
IS
REALLY
BUT
HE
LIKES
THAT
LITTLE
ONE
sp
HE
sp
LIKES
THAT
sp
LITTLE
sp
WELL
sp
HE
LIKES
sp
THEM
ALL
I
THINK
REALLY
IN
HIS
WAY
I
DON'T
LIKE
THE
LITTLE
sp
ONE
YOU
WHAT
JONATHAN
I
DON'T
LIKE
sp
THE
LITTLE
ONE
sp
SHE
sp
WANTED
TO
sp
KISS
YOU
DIDN'T
sp
SHE
MM
sp
YEAH
I
DON'T
sp
LIKE
HER
STEPHANIE
sp
YOU
DON'T
LIKE
HER
sp
NOT
THE
LITTLE
sp
ONE
OH
sp
SHE'S
A
PEST
HE
DIDN'T
WANT
HER
TO
sp
KISS
HIM
sp
SHE
WANTS
TO
KEEP
KISSING
HIM
AND
HE
DON'T
LIKE
IT
sp
WHEN
SHE
COME
ROUND
sp
THE
MIDDLE
sp
GIRL
SHE
sp
BROUGHT
sp
A
FRIEND
WITH
HER
sp
AND
sp
ASHLEY
sp
WAS
WITH
US
sp
SO
sp
WE
RAN
DOWN
THE
DYKE
sp
THEY
sp
RAN
AFTER
THEM
sp
AND
THEY
WOULDN'T
GO
sp
ACROSS
sp
THE
DYKE
OH
HAS
sp
WHAT'S
HIS
NAME
sp
GOT
THAT
sp
ANY
MORE
sp
MERLIN
sp
NO
HE'S
NOT
IN
THE
sp
FIELD
IS
HE
JONATHAN
WHO'VE
YOU
GOT
IN
sp
THE
FIELD
NOW
sp
THEN
NOBODY
sp
WHY'S
HE
TAKEN
sp
THEM
sp
OUT
ALL
sp
AGAIN
sp
FOR
sp
THEN
sp
WELL
sp
HE
LIKES
TO
sp
I
DON'T
KNOW
WHETHER
sp
NOBODY'S
CLEARED
UP
THE
sp
FIELD
THAT
LOOKS
A
MESS
sp
JONATHAN
MIGHT
DO
IT
AND
EARN
sp
HIM
sp
COR
sp
BLITHERING
sp
HECK
sp
EARN
HIMSELF
TWO
sp
POUND
YOU
KNOW
WHAT
YOU
WANT
A
DO
GET
SOME
BAGS
AND
BAG
THAT
sp
STUFF
UP
AND
SELL
THAT
ON
THE
sp
SIDE
OF
THE
ROAD
FIFTY
P
A
sp
BAG
UGH
sp
YOU'D
GET
MONEY
sp
{LG}
YOU
sp
WOULDN'T
sp
PEOPLE
BUY
IT
FOR
THEIR
GARDENS
HONESTLY
UGH
DON'T
sp
THEY
sp
JUNE
sp
HORSE
sp
MANURE
YEAH
sp
THEY
DO
SO
IF
sp
YOU
sp
BAGGED
IT
UP
AND
PUT
sp
FOR
SALE
ON
IT
FIFTY
PENCE
sp
YOU
sp
COULD
EARN
sp
A
LOT
OF
MONEY
YOU'VE
ONLY
GOT
TO
BAG
IT
UP
AND
PUT
IT
sp
ON
THE
SIDE
OF
THE
ROAD
sp
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sp
P
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THINGS
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HE
MUM
sp
YEAH
I
sp
BET
YOU
WOULDN'T
GET
MANY
PEOPLE
WANTING
sp
IT
THOUGH
sp
I
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WOULD
sp
YOU
ASK
NANNY
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NANNY
sp
FETCH
sp
IT
ON
sp
THE
sp
ROAD
sp
YEAH
WITH
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AND
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sp
BUCKET
AND
SPADE
THEY
WANTED
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FOR
THEIR
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sp
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AND
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sp
TO
sp
COME
sp
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sp
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TIME
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WE'LL
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PUT
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IT'S
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AND
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NO
I
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TWO
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sp
THREE
sp
WELL
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PART
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sp
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THREE
YEAH
sp
YEAH
sp
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sp
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sp
ROBOCOP
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WHAT
YOU
PUT
THAT
sp
THERE
FOR
sp
YOU
sp
CAN
sp
MOVE
IT
IF
YOU
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TO
HAVE
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SEEN
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DID
YOU
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DON'T
YOU
sp
THINK
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WAS
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ROBOCOP
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WHERE
THEY
sp
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LEGS
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sp
IS
sp
HE
DRINKING
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POP
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{OOV}
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FEEL
SAD
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sp
LIKED
sp
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END
BIT
AAAEEEYAAA
WOULDN'T
HAVE
sp
IT
HE
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sp
IT
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sp
GOES
sp
BEEEEE
sp
PPP
sp
{LG}
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WHAT
BIT
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FOR
A
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OF
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sp
AIN'T
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sp
YET
sp
WELL
IF
YOU
sp
WANT
sp
ONE
HAVE
ONE
DON'T
LET
US
sp
STOP
sp
YOU
sp
YOU
sp
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A
sp
SEEN
AUNTIE
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'S
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sp
THIS
sp
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sp
WINNIE
WINSTON
sp
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sp
NAME
sp
IS
sp
AAH
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HER
SAY
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MUM
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MORNING
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LOVE
HER
CAT
sp
SO
I
HEARD
HER
sp
SAY
TO
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COME
ON
THEN
LET'S
SEE
WHAT
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FOR
YOU
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sp
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sp
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HAD
A
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A
sp
POUND
OF
sp
RAW
LIVER
YESTERDAY
MUM
sp
OOH
sp
DEAR
sp
SHE
PUTS
IT
THROUGH
THE
MINCER
FOR
sp
HIM
AND
HE
HAVE
IT
sp
RAW
BLIMEY
HE
sp
MUST
sp
HAVE
sp
BEEN
SICK
sp
WELL
HE
LO
WELL
HE
EATS
sp
EATS
sp
RAW
MEAT
HE
sp
WON'T
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COOKED
sp
MEAT
sp
HER
sp
CAT
sp
WON'T
OH
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WHY
sp
CAN'T
WE
HAVE
sp
SKY
WHY
sp
WHAT'S
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SKY
THE
sp
MOVIE
CHANNEL
sp
SKY
sp
SPORT
sp
A
CHRISTMAS
CHANNEL
NOW
sp
I
THINK
ER
SKY
ONE
sp
SKY
sp
MOVIES
sp
AND
SKY
sp
NEWS
sp
THE
NEWS
sp
DAD
sp
'D
sp
LIKE
OH
sp
COS
IT'S
ON
sp
IT'S
CHEAP
IN
HERE
sp
OH
sp
I
sp
SEE
sp
IT'S
sp
SATELLITE
DISH
sp
AND
sp
REMOTE
CONTROL
sp
STEEREO
sp
RECEIVER
STEREO
sp
NOT
STEEREO
{LG}
I
CALL
IT
sp
STEERIO
sp
TWO
sp
HUNDRED
sp
POUND
sp
WELL
WHERE
YOU
GON
NA
THINK
YOUR
MUM
'S
GON
NA
GET
TWO
HUNDRED
POUNDS
sp
PAY
sp
ON
THE
sp
SKY
TELLY
GOD
IT'S
sp
YOU
sp
HAVE
TO
RENT
sp
YOU
HAVE
sp
TO
PAY
EXTRA
RENTAL
ON
THAT
YOU
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PAY
SO
MUCH
A
WEEK
I'M
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FATHER
AIN'T
HAD
IT
sp
NO
DON'T
WANT
THAT
sp
JUNEY
OOH
sp
{OOV}
EASIER
TO
GET
A
VIDEO
sp
SEE
MOST
OF
THEM
'LL
COME
ON
VIDEO
ANYWAY
WELL
I
DON'T
THINK
IT'S
WORTH
IT
ACTUALLY
sp
NO
WHAT'S
sp
THAT
sp
THEY'VE
HAD
TURTLES
ON
THERE
BEFORE
JUNEY
SAYS
SHE'S
sp
SURPRISED
YOU
AIN'T
HAD
SKY
JONATHAN
DO
NO
NO
sp
WE
sp
DON'T
sp
LOOK
sp
AT
sp
TELLY
DAD
LOOKS
sp
MORE
AT
sp
VIDEOS
HEY
sp
WHEN
HAVE
YOU
BEEN
TREATING
YOURSELF
TO
THAT
ONE
THEN
sp
THAT'S
BOBBY'S
BOB
LENT
IT
sp
TO
sp
HIM
OH
BOBBY
sp
BOUGHT
IT
sp
YESTERDAY
AND
sp
LENT
IT
sp
TO
DAD
sp
COS
sp
WE
BOUGHT
sp
WE
BOUGHT
sp
OURSELF
sp
WELL
ROB
sp
DAD
sp
DID
sp
I
DON'T
LOOK
AT
sp
THEM
sp
ERM
THEY'RE
TOO
VIOLENT
sp
FOR
ME
BUT
sp
DAD
sp
BOUGHT
IT
IN
SUPERKEY
ONLY
FIVE
NINETY
sp
NINE
sp
IN
sp
SUPERKEY
sp
AND
ER
HE
KEEPS
BUYING
ALL
sp
THESE
THINGS
sp
PEOPLE
COULD
BUY
sp
THEM
HE
sp
BOUGHT
sp
THREE
AND
sp
BOBBY
sp
BOBBY
HADN'T
GOT
sp
THREE
PAM
BOUGHT
HIM
sp
IS
THAT
sp
TWO
sp
YEAH
sp
SHE
BOUGHT
sp
HIM
TWO
SO
sp
WE
WAS
GON
NA
LEND
BOBBY
OUR
sp
THREE
SO
HE
SAID
WELL
I
WON'T
sp
LOOK
sp
AT
TWO
YOU
HAVE
OUR
TWO
AND
YO
I'LL
BORROW
YOUR
sp
THREE
sp
OH
SO
DAD'S
sp
GOT
TA
TAKE
THAT
BACK
TO
HIM
NEXT
sp
WEEK
AND
WE
GET
OUR
ONE
BACK
sp
OH
I
SEE
THEY'RE
sp
ONLY
FIVE
NINETY
NINE
SO
YOU'VE
GOT
ONE
TWO
AND
THREE
BETWEEN
YOU
{OOV}
sp
WELL
YEAH
sp
SO
sp
THAT
ONE
sp
THE
sp
THREE
ONE
IS
ABOUT
sp
THE
AFGHAN
WAR
sp
IT'S
sp
A
BIT
OOH
YEAH
I'VE
SEEN
IT
sp
COR
YEAH
YEAH
IT
IS
IS
IT
VIOLENT
HAVE
YOU
sp
SEEN
IT
MM
JULIAN
sp
JULIAN
sp
HAD
IT
sp
THERE
WERE
sp
THESE
BIG
HELICOPTERS
sp
OH
{OOV}
sp
THEM
sp
VIDEOS
IN
IN
ERM
sp
SUPERKEY
WE
DID
BUY
IT
ONCE
BEFORE
sp
AND
WHEN
WE
BROUGHT
IT
HOME
IT
WOULDN'T
GO
AND
sp
WE
HADN'T
GOT
THE
RECEIPT
BUT
SHE
CHANGED
IT
sp
WE
BOUGHT
ANOTHER
ONE
THEN
YOU
SAW
THAT
ONE
DIDN'T
YOU
YOU'RE
LUCKY
BECAUSE
I'LL
TELL
YOU
FOR
WHY
YOU
CAN'T
CHANGE
A
VIDEO
sp
IF
YOU
BUY
{OOV}
NO
BUT
SHE'S
SHE'D
WE
sp
TOLD
HER
ER
NO
BECAUSE
THEY'RE
IN
A
PLASTIC
COVER
AREN'T
THEY
YEAH
sp
BUT
YOU
STILL
CAN'T
{OOV}
NO
COS
THEY
THINK
YOU'VE
PLAYED
THEM
THEY
THINK
YOU'VE
COPIED
THEM
YOU
SEE
WELL
sp
I
EXPLAINED
{OOV}
sp
TO
HER
AND
I
SAID
sp
WE
BOU
TOOK
IT
HOME
I
SAID
AND
IT
sp
IT
WON'T
GO
I
sp
SAID
BUT
UNFORTUNATELY
sp
WE
HAVE
YOU
KNOW
THROW
sp
THE
THE
TICKET
AWAY
SO
sp
SHE
SAID
WELL
sp
I'LL
CHANGE
IT
SHE
sp
SAID
BECAUSE
I
TELL
YOU
WHY
sp
WE
SEND
THEM
BACK
sp
EVERY
sp
EVERY
sp
SO
sp
LONG
OFTEN
ABOUT
EVERY
TWO
MONTHS
WE
SEND
ALL
THE
LOT
BACK
AND
sp
RENEW
sp
THEM
sp
OH
sp
SO
SHE
CHANGED
IT
AND
SHE
SAID
BUT
YOU'LL
HAVE
TO
HAVE
ANOTHER
ONE
SO
WE
HAD
ANOTHER
sp
ONE
BUT
sp
YOU
SAW
THAT
ONE
WEREN'T
YOU
YEAH
I'D
SEEN
THAT
sp
ONE
sp
BEFORE
WHAT
WAS
IT
sp
AND
sp
ER
ERM
sp
THAT
WAS
GOOD
BUT
THERE
WAS
A
sp
{OOV}
YOU
REALLY
LIKE
THERE'S
A
TWIST
TO
IT
IT
THERE'S
A
TWIST
TO
IT
YOU
HAVE
GOT
TA
SIT
AND
WATCH
THAT
sp
QUIETLY
THAT
ONE
YEAH
sp
WHICH
ONE'S
THAT
WHAT
sp
WAS
IT
CALLED
MUM
ERM
sp
WELL
DAD
'LL
sp
TELL
YOU
sp
ANYWAY
sp
THAT'S
A
GOOD
FILM
BUT
YOU'VE
GOT
TA
sp
YOU'VE
GOT
TA
WATCH
IT
BECAUSE
THERE'S
A
TWIST
IN
THE
sp
FILM
IT'S
ABOUT
A
sp
RUSSIAN
SPY
YEAH
SPY
YEAH
OH
BUT
IT'S
A
sp
GOOD
FILM
THAT'S
NOT
sp
IT'S
sp
GOT
A
LITTLE
BIT
sp
OF
ERM
VIOLENCE
IN
IT
VIOLENCE
IN
IT
BUT
NOTHING
MUCH
JONATHAN
DON'T
KEEP
DOING
THAT
sp
YEAH
sp
{OOV}
YEAH
NO
DON'T
sp
I'LL
MAKE
sp
YOU
sp
A
sp
CUP
sp
OF
sp
TEA
IN
sp
A
MINUTE
YEAH
ALRIGHT
ERM
COS
THAT
sp
PICKS
sp
IT
UP
ARE
YOU
GON
NA
DO
ER
ER
sp
ERM
DO
{OOV}
BUSINESS
sp
BEFORE
sp
GEOFF
sp
COMES
BACK
YEAH
I'LL
DO
THEM
sp
LATER
ON
BUT
I
WAS
sp
GON
NA
WATCH
sp
EASTENDERS
WHATEVER
DOES
GEOFF
GEOFF
sp
AIN'T
sp
BOTHERED
sp
IF
SHE
DOES
YOUR
{OOV}
YEAH
BUT
SHE
DOES
A
BIT
OUT
HERE
AND
I'M
BIT
sp
FEEL
A
BIT
EMBARRASSED
WHEN
HIM
AND
WELL
GET
sp
YOUR
{OOV}
OH
sp
I
SHOULDN'T
WORRY
ABOUT
sp
IT
I
sp
DO
IT
sp
JUNE
I
sp
WAN
NA
WATCH
sp
EASTENDERS
NOW
sp
DO
sp
YOU
sp
MIND
sp
TAKE
sp
THAT
sp
THEN
sp
COS
sp
THAT'S
sp
THE
CATS
sp
NO
SUPPOSE
sp
NOT
WELL
THAT'S
FLASHING
ANYWAY
HE
DOES
HE
REMIND
YOU
OF
sp
TARZAN
LOOK
sp
TARZAN
TYPE
THERE
WAS
sp
A
sp
A
sp
CHAMPION
sp
IN
sp
THE
IN
THE
sp
WEEKEND
PAPER
CHARGING
sp
THREE
sp
HUNDRED
sp
POUND
A
sp
A
TIME
FOR
sp
SEX
YEAH
sp
MOTHER
I
DON'T
THINK
YOU
sp
OUGHT
TO
SAY
THAT
sp
{LG}
{OOV}
sp
{OOV}
NO
THAT'S
ALRIGHT
YOU
WANT
TO
sp
HEAR
IT
AND
YOU
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A
SEEN
HIS
BODY
sp
HE
sp
WAS
ABSOLUTELY
sp
HANDSOME
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
sp
PEOPLE
WERE
GOING
sp
MATE
OH
sp
YEAH
HOW
MUCH
{OOV}
FOR
THREE
HUNDRED
POUND
WEREN'T
IT
DAD
sp
MM
sp
SILLY
sp
GIT
sp
COR
HE
HAD
A
LOVELY
sp
PHYSIQUE
sp
COR
sp
I
LIKE
THEM
CHIPPENDALES
I
THINK
THEY'RE
NICE
sp
HE'S
sp
BETTER
THAN
THEM
EVEN
OH
HE
sp
CAN'T
BE
{OOV}
WONDER
WHY
THEY'RE
CALLED
CHIPPENDALES
THAT'S
sp
THE
sp
NAME
sp
THEY'VE
CALLED
THEIRSELVES
CIRCUS
IN
N
IT
WELL
I
SUPPOSE
CHIPPENDALES
IS
ER
sp
ANTIQUE
FURNITURE
IN
N
IT
THEY'RE
AMERICANS
AREN'T
THEY
sp
THEY'RE
STRIPPERS
YOU
KNOW
sp
STRIPPERS
sp
THEY'RE
sp
SE
THEY'RE
MALE
STRIPPERS
THEY'RE
sp
SEXY
MALE
STRIPPERS
sp
THEY'RE
THEY'RE
AMERICAN
AREN'T
THEY
WOULD
YOU
LIKE
TO
SEE
THEM
SUE
YEAH
BUT
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT
THEY
HAVE
FEMALE
BODYGUARDS
sp
YEAH
sp
YEAH
WELL
COS
YOU
SEE
THEY
HAVE
TO
sp
MOST
OF
THEIR
FANS
ARE
WOMEN
sp
SO
THEY
HAVE
TO
HAVE
FEMALE
BODYGUARDS
COS
THE
MALES
ARE
A
BIT
ROUGH
WITH
THEM
BUT
THE
WOMEN
ARE
sp
REALLY
sp
TOUGH
sp
WHO
YEAH
sp
BODYGUARDS
THEIR
BODYGUARDS
YEAH
sp
YEAH
I
WOULD
YEAH
THEY'RE
AMERICAN
AREN'T
THEY
sp
ARE
THEY
sp
DU
N
NO
OH
YEAH
sp
YEAH
sp
COR
SUE
IF
EVER
YOU
GET
ANY
TICKETS
TO
SEE
THEM
WE'D
BETTER
GO
AND
SEE
THEM
I'D
LIKE
TO
sp
SEE
sp
THEM
WHERE'S
{OOV}
CAT
GONE
OUT
HAS
HE
sp
BIG
sp
CAT'S
STILL
IN
THE
WINDOW
I
sp
THINK
HE'S
STILL
UP
THERE
LOOK
{LG}
WELL
sp
HE'S
sp
BEEN
THERE
A
LONG
sp
WHILE
HE'S
A
BIT
LIKE
ERM
WHAT'S
THAT
ERM
sp
TUT
sp
THE
sp
ONE
THAT
ER
sp
CASTLE
sp
GREYSKULL
WHAT'S
sp
WHAT'S
sp
THE
sp
SKELETOR
sp
YEAH
THE
ONE
MASTER
OF
THE
UNIVERSE
ONE
WHAT
WAS
HIS
sp
NAME
WHO
sp
DID
HE
sp
MAN
sp
WELL
HE
LOOKS
LIKE
HE
MAN
YEAH
sp
DOES
A
BIT
I
RECKON
THAT
WAS
ONE
OF
THE
{OOV}
THEN
OOH
{OOV}
LADDER
JUNE
sp
COR
sp
BLIMEY
I
PUT
UP
ANOTHER
SPELL
I
sp
COULDN'T
GO
UP
THERE
COR
SHE
WAS
sp
DID
YOU
DID
YOU
DO
ANY
MORE
{OOV}
NO
SHE
WAS
I
COULDN'T
REACH
sp
{OOV}
sp
THAT
sp
WAS
sp
BENDING
AND
sp
TWISTING
ALL
OVER
I'LL
PERHAPS
GET
UP
THERE
NEXT
SUNDAY
AND
DO
IT
sp
YEAH
sp
THAT
sp
WON'T
STAND
MY
WEIGHT
IF
IT'S
A
NICE
sp
DAY
I'LL
GO
UP
sp
YEAH
WELL
I'M
LIGHTER
THAN
sp
YOU
AREN'T
I
sp
YEAH
COO
sp
THAT
WAS
sp
CREAKING
AND
sp
TWISTING
sp
I
sp
THOUGHT
sp
AH
{OOV}
DO
YOU
KNOW
sp
MUM
WE'RE
DO
GEOFF
sp
'S
GOT
sp
HE'S
DONE
ALL
DOWN
THE
SIDES
ALL
ROUND
THE
BACK
sp
SO
HE'S
sp
HE'S
sp
THREEQUARTERS
OF
THE
WAY
I
AIN'T
DONE
ROUND
THE
BACK
sp
YEAH
BUT
YOU'VE
DONE
ALL
ROUND
THE
KITCHEN
BIT
HAVEN'T
YOU
sp
OH
YEAH
THE
GARAGE
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
ALL
THAT
sp
YEAH
sp
AND
HE'S
NOW
GOING
UP
THE
POINT
OF
THE
sp
HOUSE
sp
BUT
HE
CAN'T
GET
NO
FURTHER
sp
NO
I'VE
GOT
A
YARD
sp
FROM
sp
I'M
GOING
UP
sp
THAT
SIDE
AND
I'M
A
YARD
sp
FROM
THE
sp
POINT
sp
OH
AND
I
CAN'T
GET
NO
HIGHER
SO
I'VE
sp
GOT
TA
GO
AND
DO
THAT
POINT
sp
BIT
COS
I
GOT
THE
sp
BRIAN'S
LADDER
LIKE
AN
EXTENDED
LADDER
YEAH
BUT
HE
SAID
YOU
KNOW
WHEN
YOU'RE
START
EXTENDING
THEM
ANY
MORE
THAN
IT
IS
YEAH
NOT
VERY
SAFE
THEY
GET
A
BIT
sp
THEY
START
TO
WHIP
LIKE
THAT
YEAH
AND
I
AIN'T
NO
GOOD
AT
LADDERS
AT
sp
THE
BEST
OF
sp
TIMES
SO
I
SAID
WELL
IF
I
GO
UP
ME
BEING
LIGHT
I'LL
GO
UP
AND
HE
HOLDS
sp
THE
LADDER
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YEAH
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GO
UP
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WAS
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IF
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A
THREE
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TIER
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THEY
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SORT
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YOU
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{OOV}
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WELL
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WENT
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IT
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HE
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GEOFF
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WHAT
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WELL
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YEAH
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HEIGHT
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FAT
OR
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THIN
HE'S
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A
sp
BIG
sp
OLD
sp
BOY
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BIG
sp
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OH
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YEAH
sp
YEAH
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sp
HIM
sp
WHAT
BRIAN
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NO
sp
HE'S
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BRIAN
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ABOUT
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YOU
TELL
sp
GEOFF
sp
YOU
sp
CAN
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GOT
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CAN'T
YOU
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CAN'T
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JUST
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TELL
GEOFF
ABOUT
OUR
BRIAN
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SWEATS
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{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
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HIM
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YEAH
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NO
WHAT
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YOU
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TELL
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YOU
KNOW
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THE
STORY
GOES
WELL
MUM
TOLD
ME
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WERE
SITTING
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THERE
sp
AND
SHE
WAS
TELLING
ME
sp
ABOUT
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BRIAN
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HIS
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sp
GOT
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OTHER
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AND
SAID
THIS
sp
IS
ALEX
sp
CAN
I
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sp
TO
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sp
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YEAH
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HE
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BRIAN'S
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I
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SO
CHAR
AND
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AIN'T
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CHARLIE
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KNOW
ABOUT
sp
IT
NO
sp
NO
sp
NO
NOBODY
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sp
NOBODY
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DID
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BRIAN
sp
DID
sp
BRIAN
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sp
THOUGH
sp
WE
DON'T
KNOW
sp
WHO
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WOMAN
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sp
BUGGER
ME
HE'S
sp
BEEN
sp
BUSY
sp
BEEN
DOING
ALRIGHT
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WONDER
WHO
THE
YEAH
sp
BUT
HE
DID
sp
GO
OUT
WITH
A
GIRL
THERE
FOR
A
WHILE
DIDN'T
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IN
LONDON
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WELL
HE'S
BEEN
MARRIED
TWICE
sp
WASN'T
HE
HE
WAS
{OOV}
HAS
HE
sp
OH
sp
YEAH
BRIAN
HAS
YEAH
HE
sp
HE
DIVORCED
HIS
SECOND
WIFE
sp
COS
SHE
THOUGHT
sp
MORE
OF
{OOV}
sp
ANIMALS
sp
BUT
I
THINK
IT
WAS
BECAUSE
ER
SHE
sp
COULDN'T
HAVE
CHILDREN
YOU
sp
SEE
YEAH
sp
THAT'S
sp
WHY
HE
sp
PACKED
sp
UP
WELL
sp
HE'S
GOT
ENOUGH
OF
HIS
OWN
ANYWAY
BY
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SOUND
OF
IT
HE
USED
TO
sp
LIVE
AT
PICKEN
sp
PICKERHAM
sp
DIDN'T
HE
SOMEWHERE
OUTSIDE
SORT
OF
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PICK
PICKERING
SOMETHING
YEAH
THEY
RECKON
SHE
WAS
NORTH
OH
YEAH
NORTH
AND
SOUTH
PICKENHAM
{OOV}
YEAH
THAT'S
WHERE
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
THAT'S
WHERE
HE
USED
TO
LIVE
IN
A
BUNGALOW
THERE
sp
SOMEWHERE
YEAH
I
sp
KNOW
IT
sp
THAT'S
WHERE
BARBARA
USED
sp
TO
LIVE
sp
NORTH
PICKENHAM
sp
WHAT
IS
IT
JONATHAN
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING
MM
sp
SO
YOU
ASK
sp
WHAT
sp
IS
sp
IT
sp
JONATHAN
{OOV}
PLAY
sp
GAME
sp
WHAT'S
HE
GOT
MUM
I
DON'T
KNOW
sp
THIS
OH
sp
FOR
sp
THE
CAT
TIDDY
sp
TIDDY
THAT
BIG
ONE
BIG'UN
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COME
DOWN
{OOV}
NO
DON'T
{OOV}
NO
DON'T
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HIM
UP
sp
BOY
FOR
sp
GOD'S
SAKE
HE'S
HE'S
A
BIT
OF
A
PROBLEM
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HE
DON'T
LIKE
CHILDREN
JONATHAN
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FRIGHTENED
DOESN'T
HE
LIKE
FOOLING
ABOUT
HE
KEEPS
GETTING
IN
NO
sp
NANNY
'S
SINK
NO
sp
ERM
sp
FUJI
JUJI
SHE'LL
PLAY
sp
WITH
YOU
LOOK
AND
sp
SHE'S
ASLEEP
sp
WHERE
sp
IS
SHE
sp
SHE'S
ASLEEP
GET
YOUR
CARDS
AND
sp
PLAY
WITH
THEM
sp
WE
AIN'T
GOT
SOME
sp
THERE'S
sp
SOME
sp
ER
IN
sp
THE
DRAWER
PICK
THEM
{OOV}
sp
THEY
AIN'T
ALL
sp
IN
THERE
THEY'VE
ALL
GOT
TA
SORTED
OUT
sp
SORT
THEM
OUT
YEAH
SO
IT
SOUNDS
AS
HE'S
GOT
A
LOT
OF
SKELETONS
IN
HIS
sp
CUPBOARD
sp
YEAH
YES
sp
THEN
HE
HAD
THE
CHEEK
TO
TELL
ME
JOEY
sp
ERM
sp
JOEY
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
HAD
A
LOT
OF
SKELETONS
IN
HIS
I
THOUGHT
WELL
I
DU
N
NO
WHO'S
GOT
THE
WORST
OUT
OF
THEM
TWO
YEAH
NO
sp
NEITHER
DO
I
AT
LEAST
I
DON'T
THINK
JOEY'S
GOT
ANY
CHILDREN
I
THINK
WE
COULD
WRITE
A
BOOK
ABOUT
OUR
sp
FAMILY
WHAT
GOES
ON
WITH
sp
SOMEONE
HA
GOING
sp
OUT
WITH
SOMEONE
ELSE
sp
AND
BLIMEY
sp
I
FEEL
A
BIT
BORING
sp
COMPARED
TO
EVERYBODY
ELSE
sp
SO
sp
DO
I
YEAH
sp
BUGGER
ME
THEY'VE
HAD
SOME
sp
FUN
sp
{LG}
HAVEN'T
THEY
JUST
SOUNDS
LIKE
IT
YEAH
WELL
THEY
ALL
SEEM
TO
BE
BLOODY
HAPPY
THOUGH
DON'T
THEY
THE
TRAGEDY
OF
IT
IS
THOUGH
HE'S
sp
PAYING
FOR
sp
IT
NOW
WITH
HIS
sp
KIDNEY
sp
PROBLEMS
YEAH
sp
WELL
THAT
AIN'T
GOT
NOTHING
TO
DO
WITH
HIS
KIDNEY
sp
PROBLEMS
YOU
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
DISEASE
HE
sp
PICKED
UP
{OOV}
YOU
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
HE'S
sp
WHAT
WELL
HE
DIDN'T
YOU
KNOW
WHAT
CAUSED
HIS
sp
KIDNEY
PROBLEM
IN
THE
FIRST
sp
PLACE
sp
HE'S
ALWAYS
HAD
HIGH
BLOOD
PRESSURE
AND
NEVER
HAD
sp
IT
TREATED
sp
OH
sp
AND
WHAT
IT
DOES
IT
EVENTUALLY
IT
BREAKS
DOWN
YOUR
KIDNEYS
OH
sp
WHAT
HE
KNEW
HE
HAD
IT
sp
NO
HE
DIDN'T
KNOW
HE
HAD
HIGH
BLOOD
PRESSURE
AND
sp
IT
WASN'T
JUST
sp
IT
WAS
sp
BY
PURE
sp
COINCIDENCE
sp
I
MEAN
HIS
KIDNEYS
WOULD
HAVE
STOPPED
ANYWAY
THAT
BLOKE
THUMPED
HIM
IN
THE
sp
PUB
sp
YEAH
sp
{OOV}
ACCID
YOU
KNOW
sp
CAME
UP
BEHIND
HIM
AND
THOUGHT
HE
YEAH
MISTOOK
HIM
FOR
SOMEBODY
ELSE
AND
THUMPED
HIM
AND
KNOCKED
YEAH
NEARLY
KNOCKED
HIM
UNCONSCIOUS
AND
sp
HE
HAD
sp
KEPT
GETTING
BAD
AND
HE'D
HAD
BAD
HEADS
sp
OH
FOR
YEARS
sp
BUT
HE
JUST
sp
THOUGHT
THAT
WAS
sp
HE
WAS
ONE
OF
THEM
PEOPLE
THAT
GOT
BAD
HEADS
sp
AND
HE
WENT
TO
THE
DOCTOR
sp
AND
sp
THE
DOCTOR
SAID
sp
WELL
YOU
HAVEN'T
GOT
ANYTHING
WRONG
WITH
YOUR
sp
SKULL
BUT
I'LL
TAKE
YOUR
BLOOD
PRESSURE
sp
HE
TOOK
HIS
sp
BLOOD
PRESSURE
sp
AND
HE
sp
SAID
sp
WELL
THIS
sp
IS
ASTRONOMICALLY
HIGH
HE
sp
SAID
ERM
sp
I
SHALL
sp
HA
I'LL
sp
HAVE
sp
TO
sp
SEND
YOU
UP
THE
HOSPITAL
AND
YOU'LL
HAVE
TO
HAVE
A
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
SCAN
DIDN'T
HE
HE
HAD
A
SCAN
SCAN
AND
THAT
sp
SO
HE
WENT
UP
AND
HAD
A
sp
SCAN
AND
sp
THEY
S
sp
THEY
CHECKED
IT
sp
AND
OF
COURSE
WHEN
THEY
CHECKED
THE
SCAN
THEY
NOTICED
THAT
HIS
KID
ONE
OF
HIS
KIDNEYS
HADN'T
BEEN
FUNCTIONING
FOR
A
LONG
TIME
ONE
OF
sp
THEM
WAS
USELESS
sp
MM
sp
AND
THEY
SAID
sp
THAT
sp
THAT
ERM
sp
HE'D
GOT
sp
TO
sp
ERM
WHAT
sp
DID
HE
SAY
sp
HE'D
GOT
TA
HAVE
THESE
TESTS
FOR
THIS
OTHER
KIDNEY
sp
YEAH
ERM
sp
WHEN
THEY
TESTED
IT
sp
THEY
SAID
sp
THAT
ONE
WAS
NEAR
TO
FAILURE
ANYWAY
AND
THAT
WAS
WHAT
WAS
BEEN
CAUSING
HIS
sp
BAD
HEADS
AND
IT
WAS
JUST
sp
BY
sp
PURE
COINCIDENCE
sp
THAT
BLOKE
HITTING
HIM
THAT
BROUGHT
IT
TO
LIGHT
sp
YEAH
sp
OTHERWISE
HE
WAS
KIDNEYS
HE
WOULD
HAVE
JUST
COLLAPSED
YEAH
BUT
HE
AIN'T
REJECTED
THIS
KIDNEY
HE'S
HAD
HAS
HE
WELL
HE'S
sp
ON
STEROIDS
HE'S
HAVING
A
LOT
OF
sp
PROBLEMS
ISN'T
HE
HE'S
ON
STEROIDS
HE
HE
CAN'T
NEVER
COME
OFF
STEROIDS
sp
IS
HE
STILL
sp
FAT
COR
HE
LOOKS
{OOV}
WELL
HE'S
sp
SAYING
sp
THAT
THAT
sp
BLOKE
sp
MISTOOK
HIM
sp
FOR
SOMEBODY
ELSE
THEN
IS
sp
THAT
WHAT
YEAH
sp
WELL
HE
DIDN'T
sp
HE
sp
DIDN'T
I
CAN
ASSURE
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I
KN
HE
KNEW
EXACTLY
WHO
HE
WAS
OH
YEAH
THAT
THAT
CHAP
AT
THE
YOU
SEE
WHAT
HAPPENED
WAS
HE
NEARLY
KNOCKED
HIS
KIDS
OVER
sp
HE
CUT
HIM
UP
OR
SOMETHING
DIDN'T
HE
HE
COME
FLYING
ROUND
THAT
BEND
NEAR
MUMS
AND
NEARLY
sp
HIS
KIDS
WERE
ON
THE
SIDE
OF
THE
ROAD
AND
HE
sp
COME
sp
THROUGH
THERE
sp
OH
AND
HE
KNEW
WHO
IT
WAS
SEE
COS
HE
GOES
UP
THE
PUB
SAME
AS
HE
DOES
sp
AND
TH
OBVIOUSLY
THERE
AREN'T
THAT
MANY
AMERICAN
CARS
AROUND
SO
HE
WAS
WAITING
FOR
HIM
AND
THAT'S
sp
WHY
HE
WENT
TO
THE
TOILET
WITHOUT
{OOV}
YEAH
BUT
APPARENTLY
sp
APPARENTLY
THAT
WEREN'T
HI
HIS
AM
THAT
WAS
HIS
AMERICAN
CAR
THAT
NEARLY
HIT
THEM
BUT
TH
BRIAN
HAD
SOLD
THAT
TO
A
BLOKE
DOWN
IN
{OOV}
DOWN
YOUR
MUM
'S
sp
ROAD
YEAH
DOWN
YOUR
ROAD
THAT'S
sp
WHY
HE
THOUGHT
IT
WAS
BRIAN
OH
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
sp
EH
A
sp
ALAN
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
YEAH
THAT
WAS
HIM
YEAH
THAT
WEREN'T
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sp
COS
sp
BRIAN
HAD
SOLD
THE
CAR
TO
HIM
YEAH
BECAUSE
sp
HE
SAID
THE
BLOKE
YEAH
sp
THOUGHT
THAT
WAS
HIM
IN
THE
CAR
BUT
IT
WASN'T
COS
OH
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KNOW
WHAT
YOU
MEAN
YEAH
HE'D
GOT
THE
SILVER
ONE
HADN'T
HE
THEN
sp
OH
sp
HE
SOLD
THE
BLUE
ONE
YEAH
HE
SAID
YEAH
THE
BLUE
ONE
THAT'S
RIGHT
HE'S
STILL
GOT
IT
THE
BLOKE
sp
HAS
sp
YEAH
YEAH
WELL
THAT
WAS
sp
THAT
WAS
HIM
WAS
IT
THAT
WASN'T
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sp
PITY
sp
HE
DIDN'T
HIT
sp
HIM
sp
COS
sp
HE'S
A
BIG
MAN
{OOV}
sp
WELL
COS
HE
WENT
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PO
HE
THUMPED
BRIAN
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LOOK
AT
HIM
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THUMPED
HIM
FROM
BEHIND
YOU
SEE
HIT
HIM
YEAH
STRAIGHT
IN
THE
BACK
YEAH
sp
COURSE
HE
FELL
AND
HIT
HIS
HEAD
ON
THE
WASHBASIN
YEAH
sp
IT'S
SURPRISING
THUMPING
HIM
IN
THE
BACK
DIDN'T
KILL
HIM
sp
WITH
THE
KIDNEY
FAILURE
IN
N
IT
MM
YEAH
WELL
I
SUPPOSE
THAT'S
WHAT
MADE
HIM
GO
UNCONSCIOUS
sp
REALLY
YEAH
DID
sp
THEY
HAVE
THE
AMBULANCE
sp
AND
THAT
WELL
NO
sp
HE
sp
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BUT
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SOMEBODY
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sp
IN
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AND
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sp
WELL
sp
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sp
BRIAN
AND
I
THINK
sp
PAT
sp
AND
DAVID
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A
DRINK
WITH
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AND
I
THINK
THEY
SUDDENLY
THOUGHT
WELL
HE'S
BEEN
IN
THERE
A
LONG
TIME
sp
YEAH
sp
SO
PAT
SAID
GO
AND
SEE
WHAT
HE'S
DOING
AND
sp
THEY
FOUND
HIM
ON
THE
FLOOR
YEAH
WELL
HE
WAS
ON
sp
THE
FLOOR
WEREN'T
HE
sp
JU
sp
JUST
ABOUT
COMING
ROUND
{OOV}
EASILY
sp
HAVE
BEEN
{OOV}
BUT
THAT
sp
THAT
BLOKE
THAT
sp
BLOKE
sp
HE'LL
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ANYBODY
sp
WON'T
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GEOFF
sp
OH
YEAH
sp
{OOV}
sp
WAS
IT
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
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IT
sp
YEAH
sp
MM
sp
HE
USED
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I
ALWAYS
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CALL
HIM
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sp
YEAH
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THAT
GIRL
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sp
YEAH
sp
YEAH
SHE
COMES
sp
TO
THE
sp
DENTIST
sp
SHE
DOES
sp
WHAT'S
SHE
LIKE
NOW
EXACTLY
THE
SAME
COR
WHAT
A
FIRE
ENGINE
sp
IS
SHE
MARRIED
sp
YEAH
BUT
SHE'S
GOT
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GOOD
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sp
VERY
CLEVER
sp
GIRL
sp
VERY
BRIGHT
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sp
BELIEVE
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OR
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sp
DO
sp
YOU
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sp
THAT
ONE
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BETTER
sp
THAN
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NUMBER
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THREE
YEAH
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THAT
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WAS
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ONE
sp
NUMBER
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TWO
sp
WEREN'T
IT
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LIKE
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sp
ALTHOUGH
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DIDN'T
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THAT
ONE
IT'S
SO
{OOV}
IN
N
IT
I
SHALL
HAVE
TO
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NUMBER
THREE
COS
I
AIN'T
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sp
NUMBER
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HAVEN'T
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I'VE
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ONE
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sp
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THREE
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sp
DIDN'T
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sp
I
SAID
sp
TO
sp
JUNE
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YEAH
I
SAID
TO
JUNE
sp
THAT'S
GON
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BE
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BLOODY
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HOUSE
OPPOSITE
US
sp
YEAH
SO
SHE
SAID
YEAH
I
WAS
TELLING
MUM
{OOV}
ME
WHEN
I
SEE
IT
I
SAID
WE
COULD
GET
GET
OUR
HOUSE
INSIDE
IT
sp
COR
AND
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REST
TWICE
sp
DON'T
sp
WANT
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sp
BIG
HOUSE
{OOV}
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sp
THE
HOUSE
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sp
BIG
AS
{OOV}
PERHAPS
THEY'VE
sp
GOT
SOMETHING
ELSE
IN
MIND
GEOFF
PERHAPS
THEY'RE
GON
NA
HAVE
sp
GUESTS
OR
SOMETHING
sp
NO
HE
JUST
SAYS
I
MEAN
sp
HE
WAS
sp
SAYING
sp
TO
sp
JUNE
{OOV}
WELL
sp
BELIEVE
IT
OR
NOT
THAT
TELLS
YOU
HOW
PEOPLE
ARE
LUCKY
THEY'VE
sp
BUI
sp
GOT
sp
OUT
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NEW
WHAT
sp
IS
IT
sp
ROOF
sp
TILE
A
NEW
ROOF
TILE
sp
AND
THIS
sp
FIRM
sp
HE
THINKS
sp
BECAUSE
HE'S
GON
NA
HAVE
HIS
sp
ROOF
sp
DONE
WITH
THESE
ROOF
sp
TILES
THESE
NEW
TYPE
sp
THEY'RE
GON
sp
NA
GIVE
sp
HIM
THEM
THEY'RE
LOOKING
FOR
ONE
SORT
OF
NICE
HOUSE
sp
TO
SORT
OF
SHOW
THEM
sp
MORE
OR
LESS
IT'S
sp
IN
THE
TO
SHOW
THEM
THE
IDEAL
HOMES
EXHIBITION
sp
THIS
YEAR
AND
sp
THEY'RE
LOOKING
sp
FOR
A
NICE
HOUSE
TO
PUT
THEM
ON
AND
HE'S
GON
NA
GET
HIS
HOUSE
RE
{OOV}
THEY'RE
GON
NA
GIVE
THEM
TO
HIM
ALL
sp
ROOFED
FOR
sp
NOTHING
COR
LOVELY
sp
COR
I
SAID
MY
sp
GOD
sp
COR
sp
MONEY
GOES
sp
TO
MONEY
WHAT
IS
HE
GIVING
UP
sp
THE
sp
FARM
sp
THEN
NO
sp
WELL
sp
NO
NO
sp
NO
WHAT
HE
WAS
SAYING
sp
WAS
SEE
HE
SOLD
HIS
HOUSE
sp
FOR
TWO
sp
HUNDRED
AND
THIRTY
sp
THOUSAND
I
THINK
HE
sp
SAID
COR
BUT
WHAT
HE
SAID
WAS
THAT
ERM
sp
THE
sp
HOUSE
sp
WANTED
A
LOT
OF
MONEY
sp
SPENDING
ON
IT
AND
HE
COULDN'T
AFFORD
TO
DO
IT
sp
DON'T
PUT
THAT
ON
THERE
JONATHAN
sp
IT
DON'T
sp
PLAY
AND
THE
FARM
HAS
sp
LAST
THREE
YEARS
HAS
LOST
sp
A
LOT
sp
OF
sp
MONEY
AND
ER
sp
THEY
HAD
ONE
sp
FARM
AT
sp
COLKIRK
WHICH
THEY'VE
NOW
SOLD
sp
AND
sp
ER
sp
THEY
sp
JUST
SORT
OF
DECIDED
THEY
WANTED
TO
MAKE
THE
THEY
HAD
A
sp
BIG
sp
BARN
A
BIG
WHITE
BARN
sp
WHICH
WAS
sp
A
REAL
OLD
BARN
AND
sp
HE
WANTED
TO
MAKE
THAT
INTO
A
HOUSE
sp
AND
ER
sp
THE
sp
PLANNING
PEOPLE
SAID
NO
WE
WON'T
sp
LET
YOU
DO
THAT
sp
BUT
YOU
CAN
KNOCK
THE
BARN
DOWN
sp
AND
BUILD
AND
BUILD
A
HOUSE
ON
THERE
sp
BUT
THE
STUPID
THING
IS
IT
AIN'T
WHERE
THE
BARN
WAS
IS
IT
NO
IT'S
sp
FURTHER
ROUND
{OOV}
FURTHER
OVER
sp
SO
HE'S
NOW
sp
KNOCKED
sp
THE
BARN
DOWN
AND
sp
HE'S
sp
ERM
sp
GON
NA
HAVE
THIS
sp
NEW
HOUSE
sp
BUILT
AND
SO
HE
COULD
HAVE
LEFT
THE
BARN
WHERE
IT
WAS
sp
WELL
THAT'S
RIGHT
sp
YEAH
sp
MIND
YOU
I
SUPPOSE
IT
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
CLOSE
TO
sp
THE
HOUSE
sp
YEAH
YAH
SO
THAT'S
NOW
GIVE
HIM
MORE
GARDEN
SPACE
SORT
OF
THING
sp
BUT
HE
SAID
THEY'VE
JUST
sp
I
MEAN
THIS
YEAR
THE
WHOLE
ORCHARD
THAT
AND
HE'S
GON
NA
ALL
THEM
sp
COMPLETE
ORCHARD
OPPOSITE
US
THEY
NEVER
PICKED
sp
ONE
sp
THAT'S
A
PLUM
ORCHARD
AND
THEY
NE
NEVER
sp
PICKED
sp
ONE
SINGLE
sp
PLUM
OH
sp
YEAH
sp
BECAUSE
YOU
GOT
A
LOT
DIDN'T
YOU
THEY
DID
COS
THEY
THEY
sp
DIDN'T
JONATHAN
COS
HE
SAID
WE
CAN'T
SELL
THEM
YEAH
BUT
HE
NEVER
PICKED
AN
WE
DID
{LG}
NOBODY
WANTS
THEM
sp
WE
PICKED
THEM
AND
THAT'S
WHY
HE
SAID
YOU
CAN
GO
AND
PICK
AS
MANY
PLUMS
AS
YOU
LIKE
COS
WE
sp
JUST
HAVEN'T
{OOV}
HE
NEVER
SOLD
ANY
OF
sp
THEM
{OOV}
IT'S
COMMON
MARKET
IN
N
IT
sp
NEVER
SOLD
sp
A
sp
PLUM
AT
ALL
sp
HE
WAS
SAYING
WHAT
HAPPENED
WAS
THE
LAST
THREE
YEARS
THERE'S
BEEN
NO
PLUMS
ABOUT
SO
THE
SUPERMARKETS
sp
HAVE
sp
SORT
OF
FOUND
sp
SOMETHING
sp
ELSE
NOW
sp
THERE
IS
PLUMS
sp
THEY
sp
DON'T
WANT
THEM
DON'T
WANT
THEM
sp
YEAH
BUT
HE
WAS
S
THAT
WAS
HIM
WHO
sp
WAS
SAYING
sp
THEY
USE
A
LOT
sp
OF
PLUMS
AND
PUREE
sp
STUFF
IN
sp
BABYFOOD
sp
BUT
NOW
THEY'RE
NOT
USING
PLUMS
ANY
MORE
sp
THEY'RE
USING
MARROW
THEY
USE
MARROW
COS
IT'S
CHEAPER
COS
IT'S
CHEAPER
YEAH
OH
sp
YEAH
sp
SO
THAT'S
sp
WHAT
sp
THEY
USE
SO
WELL
sp
YOU
IMAGINE
WHAT
GO
INTO
BLOODY
BABYFOODS
sp
YUK
sp
WELL
sp
MARROWS
ARE
GOOD
sp
FOR
BABIES
sp
I'LL
TELL
YOU
WHAT
THAT'S
sp
ALL
WATER
AND
sp
STARCH
ISN'T
IT
sp
YOU
BUY
SOME
YEAH
YOU
BUY
JAM
TODAY
IT
DON'T
LAST
VERY
LONG
THAT
GOES
MILDEWED
GOES
OFF
sp
NO
IT
GOES
MOUL
sp
GOES
MOULDY
DO
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
WHY
VERY
QUICK
YEAH
COS
THEY'RE
NOT
ALLOWED
TO
PUT
THE
sp
PRESERVATIVES
IN
IT
sp
ANY
MORE
OH
YOU
KNOW
THAT
BIT
OF
CHEESE
sp
WE
GOT
FROM
SUPERKEY
YEAH
sp
THAT
sp
MUM
sp
SAID
SHE
CU
DEFINITELY
CUT
IT
OFF
sp
WHAT
YOU
MEAN
sp
COS
WE
THOUGHT
IT
WAS
A
sp
BIT
WHAT
THEY
HAD
PRE
WRAPPED
{OOV}
BUT
IT
WAS
MOULDY
sp
YEAH
sp
BUT
SHE
SAID
SHE
DEFINITELY
CUT
IT
OFF
sp
WHILE
SHE
WAITED
sp
GEOFF
'S
MUM
GOT
ME
A
PIECE
OF
CHEESE
LAST
WEEK
FROM
SUPERKEYS
ON
THE
FRIDAY
THAT
WAS
WASN'T
IT
ON
THE
FRIDAY
I
OPENED
IT
ON
SATURDAY
AND
IT
WAS
sp
MOULDY
sp
IT
WAS
MOULDY
WELL
YOU
SHOULD
HAVE
RUNG
THEM
UP
WELL
THAT'S
NAUGHTY
THAT
IS
sp
ISN'T
IT
MUM
YOU
SHOULD
HAVE
RUNG
THEM
UP
WELL
I
THOUGHT
PERHAPS
IT
WAS
A
BIT
WHAT
WAS
sp
WRAPPED
UP
{OOV}
WRAPPED
UP
AND
WE
THOUGHT
THAT
HAD
PERHAPS
BEEN
BUT
MUM
SAID
NO
DEFINITELY
NOT
SHE
CUT
IT
OFF
sp
WELL
THEIR
ROSE
SHE
GOT
A
BIT
ON
THE
sp
ONCE
WHEN
SHE
WENT
UP
sp
THERE
AND
SHE
COME
OVER
HERE
SHE
SAID
TO
US
sp
WOULD
WE
TAKE
sp
IT
UP
AND
CHANGE
sp
{CG}
sp
SHE
NEVER
sp
NOTICED
IT
WHEN
SHE
WAS
IN
THERE
AND
WHEN
SHE
sp
TURNED
IT
OVER
sp
THAT
WAS
ALL
GREEN
ALL
sp
THE
WAY
sp
ROUND
YEAH
sp
BUT
THEY
sp
CHANGED
IT
YEAH
sp
OH
YEAH
COS
HE
sp
SAID
HE'D