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ME
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NOW
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MY
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sp
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sp
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THEN
NEXT
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TIME
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A
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YEAH
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ONE
WEREN'T
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IN
IT
YEAH
AND
SO
YOU
JUST
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YOU
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END
sp
UP
NOW
I
LIKE
A
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BAG
OVER
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SHOULDER
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NOW
I'VE
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sp
CHANGED
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JUST
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sp
MY
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I'VE
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NA
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OUT
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NOW
sp
MY
sp
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BAG
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LITTLE
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FOR
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FOR
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YEAH
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TO
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A
LOOK
sp
IN
THERE
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sp
THEY
WERE
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PRICES
SOME
HAD
GOT
EIGHT
NINETY
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ON
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FOUR
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IT
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MM
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THINK
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HAD
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OF
STARTED
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AND
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sp
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I
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A
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THIS
sp
WEEK
BEFORE
LAST
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SEVEN
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
THOUGH
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THEY
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YEAH
IT
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ONLY
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APPARENTLY
IT
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OF
THE
SUMMER
sp
STOCK
LEFT
sp
YOU
KNOW
IT'S
THAT
sp
FLOPPY
sp
VISCOSE
MM
sp
MM
YOU
KNOW
sp
YEAH
AND
IT'S
sp
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WITH
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SPOTS
sp
BUTTON
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sp
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AND
THEN
SORT
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OF
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sp
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JUST
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sp
OH
THAT
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AND
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KNOW
YEAH
SEVEN
sp
NINETY
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YEAH
I
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BELIEVE
IT
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I
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SOME
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SOME
SKIRTS
sp
LAST
YEAR
FROM
sp
THERE
MY
sp
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sp
DID
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
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WERE
sp
QUITE
PLEASED
WITH
THEM
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sp
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THEY'RE
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I
sp
LOVE
sp
MARKS'S
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{LG}
YEAH
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I
AM
IT'S
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VERY
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JUST
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JUST
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THE
MARKS'S
YEAH
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I'M
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sp
VERY
sp
BUT
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WHEN
I
DO
GO
IN
I
sp
HAVE
A
SORT
OF
LOOK
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AND
THE
sp
PRICES
USUALLY
MM
sp
ASTONISH
ME
sp
AND
sp
ERM
sp
I
sp
FIND
I
GET
MORE
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FOR
MY
MONEY
THOUGH
COS
IT
LASTS
ME
LONGER
sp
THE
STUFF
I
BUY
FROM
MARKS'S
IS
ALWAYS
GOOD
QUALITY
YEAH
I
DON'T
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BUYING
KID'S
THEY
LAST
LONGER
CLOTHES
FROM
THERE
sp
BECAUSE
I
THINK
THA
I
sp
I
DON'T
LIKE
ANYTHING
THAT
LASTS
sp
LONG
ON
KIDS
sp
IF
YO
IF
YOU
UNDERSTAND
WHAT
I
MEAN
I'D
RATHER
YEAH
THEM
sp
WEAR
IT
OUT
sp
I'D
RATHER
IT
sp
YEAH
WEAR
OUT
AND
ME
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THROW
IT
AWAY
THAN
IT
STILL
BE
GOOD
AND
sp
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
TO
DO
WITH
IT
YOU
KNOW
YOU'RE
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YEAH
sp
OH
THIS
IS
STILL
sp
TOO
GOOD
TO
PUT
IN
THE
RAG
sp
BAG
sp
BASICALLY
YOU
KNOW
THAT
sp
SORT
OF
I'D
RATHER
HAVE
IT
sp
OH
I'VE
GOT
LOADS
OF
PEOPLE
I
sp
PASS
sp
STUFF
ON
TO
YEAH
WELL
I
I
MEAN
DO
IF
I'VE
GOT
ANYTHING
sp
BUT
I
sp
FIND
HALF
sp
THE
TIME
I
sp
MEAN
sp
IT'S
sp
LIKE
JEANS
AND
sp
THINGS
sp
IF
YOU
sp
GO
INTO
MARKS'S
YOU
CAN
SPEND
FIFTEEN
POUND
ON
A
OH
I
NEVER
BUY
I
NEVER
BUY
FOR
sp
HIM
IN
MARKS'S
NO
KIDS
JEANS
sp
FIFTEEN
POUND
AND
THEY
I
TELL
YOU
WHAT
I
DO
sp
FOR
JEANS
I
GET
THEM
FROM
CAR
BOOT
SALES
sp
NOW
sp
YEAH
WELL
I'VE
BEEN
sp
I'VE
JUST
sp
BOUGHT
I
BOUGHT
SOME
ON
MONDAY
sp
FOR
LAURA
AND
sp
I
GOT
THEM
FROM
RASCALS
sp
NOW
THEY
WERE
sp
ONLY
sp
ONE
PAIR
WERE
ER
sp
ELEVEN
NINETY
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NINE
AND
ONE
PAIR
WELL
sp
I
MEAN
SHE
IS
TEN
NOW
sp
ONE
PAIR
WERE
ELEVEN
NINETY
sp
NINE
AND
ONE
PAIR
WERE
sp
THIRTEEN
NINETY
sp
NINE
sp
I
sp
THINK
BUT
THEN
WE'VE
GOT
TEN
PERCENT
OFF
sp
SO
THAT
WEREN'T
TOO
sp
BAD
AND
sp
THEN
ONE
PAIR
WERE
DIDN'T
FIT
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WHEN
SHE
GOT
THEM
HOME
SO
I'VE
sp
TOOK
THEM
BACK
sp
AND
sp
GOT
ANOTHER
sp
PAIR
AND
I'VE
ALSO
SAW
SOME
IN
THERE
sp
FOR
DANNY
AS
WELL
AND
THEY
WERE
ONLY
SEVEN
NINETY
sp
NINE
WELL
I
sp
PAY
sp
THAT
ANYWHERE
sp
FOR
DANNY'S
sp
THE
BLACK
JEANS
sp
YEAH
SO
I
THOUGHT
sp
THAT
WERE
QUITE
GOOD
sp
REALLY
MM
BEING
A
sp
SHOP
LIKE
THAT
COS
THAT'S
USUALLY
sp
WELL
sp
CAN
BE
DEAR
IN
THERE
sp
BUT
NORMALLY
I
GET
THEM
OFF
THE
MARKET
WHERE
IS
sp
RASCALS
sp
IT'S
IN
THE
ARCADE
YOU
sp
KNOW
IN
ONE
OF
THE
ARCADES
OH
I
KNOW
THEY
DO
ALL
THE
PAGE
BOY
OUTFITS
sp
AND
sp
THINGS
sp
IN
THERE
sp
IS
sp
THAT
sp
IT
ERM
I
DON'T
KNOW
THEY
COULD
DO
I'VE
NEVER
REALLY
LOOKED
AT
THAT
sp
SIDE
OF
IT
YOU
sp
KNOW
SO
I
DON'T
sp
REALLY
KNOW
sp
BUT
THEY
MOST
PROBABLY
DO
I
THINK
sp
THAT'S
sp
WHERE
HIS
sp
PAGE
BOY
sp
OUTFIT
sp
COME
FROM
CORNER
OF
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STREET
IN
THE
ARCADE
IS
IT
sp
THAT
ONE
NO
IT'S
NOT
ON
THE
CORNER
IT'S
FURTHER
IN
OH
I
KNOW
YOU
KNOW
THE
sp
SWISS
COTTAGE
OPPOSITE
THERE
YEAH
THAT'S
sp
WHERE
IT
IS
I
KNOW
sp
YEAH
sp
BUT
AS
I
SAY
AGAIN
IT'S
sp
NOT
A
SHOP
I
OFTEN
GO
IN
I
MEAN
I
sp
THEY'VE
GOT
sp
A
A
STALL
ON
THE
MARKET
I'VE
SEEN
SOMETHING
ON
THE
MARKET
sp
ON
THAT
STALL
BUT
THEY'VE
NOT
GOT
IT
sp
IN
sp
THEIR
sp
SIZE
sp
AND
THEY'LL
SAY
TO
YOU
OOH
GO
OVER
TO
sp
THE
SHOP
YOU
KNOW
AND
YOU
GO
OVER
MM
TO
THE
SHOP
AND
THEN
YOU
FIND
MORE
THINGS
YOU
LIKE
WHEN
YOU'RE
IN
THERE
sp
MM
BUT
IT'S
NOT
sp
NORMALLY
A
SHOP
I
JUST
sp
GO
TO
sp
IT'S
sp
USUALLY
sp
FROM
THE
MARKET
STALL
WHEN
I
GET
SENT
sp
OVER
THERE
sp
COS
sp
I
LIKE
THE
MARKET
sp
I
REALLY
sp
DO
sp
THE
ONLY
THING
I
DISLIKE
IT
sp
FOR
YOU
CAN
NEVER
sp
FIND
THE
SAME
STALL
IF
YOU'VE
GOT
TO
TAKE
ANYTHING
sp
BACK
BACK
YEAH
sp
THAT'S
IT
IT'S
sp
WHEN
YOU
COME
TO
sp
TAKE
STUFF
sp
BACK
sp
INT
sp
IT
sp
THE
MARKET
sp
I
GOT
A
sp
GOOD
BUY
sp
FOR
sp
HIM
ON
sp
THAT
COAT
HE'S
WEARING
sp
GOT
IT
IN
BENNY
'S
sp
MM
sp
I'D
NEVER
BEEN
IN
THERE
BEFORE
BUT
OH
IT'S
CHEAP
BUT
IT'S
GOOD
YEAH
sp
YEAH
AND
ER
IT'S
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CAM
sp
CAMPRI
sp
YEAH
AND
sp
IT
sp
OH
I
THOUGHT
sp
YOU
sp
SAID
sp
CAMPARI
WAS
THIRTY
SIX
sp
QUID
WHAT
YOU
YEAH
sp
SAID
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sp
AND
ER
IT
sp
WAS
sp
THIRTY
SIX
POUND
BUT
SHE
KNOCKED
ANOTHER
THREE
POUND
OFF
sp
COS
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
MARK
ON
THE
sp
FRONT
WHICH
sp
JUST
sp
SPONGED
OFF
AS
SOON
AS
I
GOT
HOME
MM
sp
MM
sp
THAT'S
THE
WAY
TO
DO
IT
sp
WE
WERE
THRILLED
WITH
IT
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
WELL
CONSIDERING
THERE'S
NOT
SUPPOSED
TO
BE
ANY
sp
V
A
T
ON
sp
KID'S
sp
THINGS
sp
I
MEAN
sp
PHWORGH
GOD
ONLY
THE
PRICE
OF
THE
ADULT
ONES
AREN'T
THEY
YEAH
I
sp
MEAN
IT'S
LIKE
THE
JEANS
I
SAY
FOR
LAURA
I
sp
PAID
sp
FOURTEEN
NINETY
sp
NINE
sp
FOR
sp
A
PAIR
THERE
sp
AND
ELEVEN
NINETY
sp
NINE
FOR
sp
THE
OTHER
PAIR
WELL
I'VE
BEEN
sp
AND
GOT
MYSELF
sp
TWO
PAIR
sp
COS
I
MEAN
IT'S
sp
MORE
OR
LESS
ALL
I
sp
WEAR
sp
JUST
A
A
COUPLE
OF
WEEKS
BEFORE
AND
I'D
ONLY
PAID
TWELVE
NINETY
NINE
sp
A
PAIR
sp
FOR
MY
OWN
MM
sp
SO
I
MEAN
I
HAD
ACTUALLY
PAID
MORE
FOR
sp
HERS
ER
sp
THAN
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
WELL
sp
I
THINK
THEY'RE
SO
MY
OWN
I
DON'T
MIND
PAYING
A
BIT
MORE
sp
FOR
REALLY
BECAUSE
sp
THEY'RE
SO
sp
LAST
sp
ME
SUCH
A
LONG
WHILE
YEAH
I
WEAR
THEM
DAY
IN
DAY
OUT
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
I
MEAN
I
I'VE
sp
GOT
LIKE
sp
FIVE
sp
PAIR
AT
THE
MOMENT
sp
SOME
WHAT
I
CALL
ARE
sp
COMFY
ONES
sp
SOME
THAT
I
CAN'T
sp
BREATHE
IN
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
MY
GOING
OUT
ONES
sp
OH
sp
I
sp
CAN'T
WEAR
sp
JEANS
sp
NOW
WHEN
I'VE
LOST
WEIGHT
sp
THERE'S
A
WEIGHTWATCHERS
OPENED
IN
THE
SCHOOL
OH
OH
I
KNOW
I
WENT
THE
FIRST
NIGHT
sp
DID
YOU
YEAH
ANY
GOOD
sp
WELL
sp
I
ONLY
TH
I
MEAN
sp
THE
WOMAN
MADE
ME
FEEL
DEAD
SMALL
BECAUSE
I
SAID
sp
TO
HER
sp
YOU
KNOW
SHE
WAS
ASKING
EVERYBODY
WHY
THEY'D
COME
AND
I
SAID
WELL
I'VE
ONLY
COME
TO
sp
GIVE
sp
CHRIS
sp
MORAL
sp
SUPPORT
WHICH
WAS
THE
TRUTH
BECAUSE
sp
UNTIL
ABOUT
sp
THREE
HOURS
BEFORE
sp
WE
WENT
I
DIDN'T
EVEN
KNOW
IT
WAS
THERE
sp
MM
AND
sp
SHE
RANG
UP
AND
SAID
THAT
SHE
WANTED
TO
GO
AND
WOULD
I
GO
WITH
HER
AND
I
sp
SAID
YES
YOU
sp
SEE
sp
OF
COURSE
THE
WOMAN
SAID
WHY
DO
YOU
COME
sp
SO
I
SAYS
WELL
I'VE
COME
FOR
CHRIS
REALLY
sp
SO
SHE
SAID
OH
THEY
ALL
SAY
THAT
sp
AND
SHE
MADE
ME
FEEL
ABOUT
TWO
INCHES
HIGH
YEAH
YOU
KNOW
ARE
sp
YOU
GOING
AGAIN
sp
WELL
I
DIDN'T
GO
NO
COS
CHRIS
INT
GOING
sp
SO
I
DIDN'T
BOTHER
GOING
BUT
sp
I
MUST
ADMIT
I
MEAN
WHEN
SHE
GAVE
ME
THE
PAPERS
AND
WHAT
HAVE
YOU
THAT
GOES
WITH
IT
sp
I
sp
COME
HOME
I
PUT
sp
IT
IN
THE
sp
CUPBOARD
AND
I'VE
NOT
EVEN
sp
LOOKED
AT
sp
IT
SINCE
sp
MM
THREE
sp
POUND
EIGHTY
INT
sp
IT
YEAH
sp
BUT
THE
RE
TH
THE
ACTUAL
sp
THING'S
sp
FREE
sp
MM
sp
THE
sp
ERM
sp
REGISTRATION
YEAH
sp
IT'S
SUPPOSED
TO
BE
EIGHT
POUND
OR
SOMETHING
MM
NORMALLY
sp
I'M
TRYING
TO
DIET
ON
MY
OWN
WELL
I'VE
sp
BEEN
sp
DOING
sp
IT
FOR
A
IN
FACT
FORTNIGHT
I
MEAN
IT'S
sp
OKAY
LIKE
IF
YOU'RE
sp
GETTING
WEIGHED
WITH
OTHER
PEOPLE
sp
AND
YES
sp
IT'S
QUITE
NICE
sp
AND
YOU'VE
GOT
THE
ENCOURAGEMENT
sp
AND
EVERYTHING
BUT
WHEN
ALL'S
SAID
AND
DONE
DIETING
sp
DIETING
IS
ALL
DOWN
TO
WILLPOWER
IT
DON'T
MATTER
HOW
MUCH
sp
I
KNOW
AT
ANY
CLASS
YOU
CAN'T
BUY
THAT
NO
sp
IT'S
ALL
DOWN
sp
TO
YOURSELF
I'M
sp
NOT
INTO
sp
DIETING
I'M
sp
INTO
FOOD
sp
{LG}
OH
I'M
INTO
FOOD
ALL
THE
TIME
sp
TROUBLE
IS
I
GOT
sp
THREE
DINNER
sp
PARTIES
COMING
UP
YOU
KNOW
sp
WELL
sp
OUT
YEAH
FOR
DINNER
AND
DINNER
sp
PARTIES
sp
SO
I'M
SORT
OF
FRANTICALLY
TRYING
TO
sp
CUT
DOWN
AND
THEN
YOU
sp
KNOW
ONE
DINNER
PARTY
AND
THEN
I
PUT
IT
AND
THEN
EAT
YEAH
THAT'S
IT
STRAIGHT
BACK
ON
AGAIN
YEAH
sp
WHAT
sp
DO
YOU
DO
CUT
sp
OUT
YOUR
SOCIAL
LIFE
sp
YOU
KNOW
sp
WELL
sp
THAT'S
WHAT
THE
ARGUMENT'S
ALWAYS
BEEN
INT
sp
IT
YOU
KNOW
sp
I
MEAN
sp
EVEN
AT
THESE
DIET
sp
CLUBS
OH
WELL
YOU
KNOW
DON'T
STOP
GOING
sp
OUT
JUST
sp
EAT
WHAT
sp
YOU
BUT
IF
YOU
GO
OUT
AND
YOU'RE
EATING
sp
SWEETS
sp
FOR
sp
YOU
KNOW
AFTER
sp
YOUR
DINNER
MM
YOU
HAVE
A
SWEET
AND
ALL
THAT
SORT
OF
THING
I
MEAN
YOU
CAN'T
sp
I
CAN'T
RESIST
THEM
IF
I
GO
OUT
FOR
A
sp
MEAL
I'VE
GOT
TO
HAVE
THE
SWEET
I'D
RATHER
HAVE
THE
SWEET
MM
THAN
sp
THE
MAIN
YEAH
I
sp
MEAN
TH
THE
STARTERS
I'M
NEVER
sp
TOO
sp
FUSSY
ABOUT
I
sp
CAN
sp
TAKE
sp
OR
LEAVE
THAT
sp
BUT
sp
I
DO
LIKE
THE
MAIN
COURSE
I
sp
DO
LIKE
DEPENDS
ON
THE
STARTER
IF
IT'S
A
NICE
A
SPECIAL
sp
STARTER
THEN
sp
OOH
sp
I
WANT
IT
YOU
KNOW
BUT
NO
I'M
sp
NEVER
sp
NO
THEY
DON'T
BOTHER
ME
sp
THEY
OFTEN
PUT
ME
OFF
sp
MY
MEAL
sp
BUT
sp
ERM
sp
SWEETS
I
sp
COULD
EAT
sp
WELL
sp
MINE
AND
sp
SOMEBODY
ELSE'S
IF
I
sp
PUT
MY
MIND
sp
TO
sp
IT
YOU
KNOW
IF
THEY'RE
IF
THEY'RE
NICE
ONES
YEAH
YEAH
sp
IF
THEY'RE
NICE
sp
ONES
YEAH
JUST
THE
sp
NICE
sp
ONES
sp
I
MEAN
CHEESECAKE
AH
OOH
sp
YEAH
sp
ESPECIALLY
WHEN
IT'S
A
HOMEMADE
ONE
MM
sp
I
sp
MEAN
sp
CRUMBLE
I
LIKE
CRUMBLE
I'VE
sp
JUST
STOPPED
BAKING
COS
I'M
DIETING
sp
I
HAVE
YEAH
STOPPED
sp
BAKING
WELL
sp
I
MUST
ADMIT
I
HAVE
I
MEAN
I
DON'T
DO
sp
WELL
sp
I
USED
TO
MAKE
QUITE
NICE
CAKES
SINCE
I'VE
HAD
THIS
NEW
COOKER
MINE
WON'T
sp
{OOV}
I
MEAN
THEY
sp
RISE
THERE'S
NO
DOUBT
ABOUT
THAT
THEY
RISE
BUT
sp
I
CAN
TAKE
THEM
OUT
PUT
THEM
ON
A
COOLING
RACK
sp
AND
WATCH
THEM
DEFLATE
DEFLATE
OH
YOU
KNOW
sp
THEY
JUST
sp
SICKENING
GO
DOWN
AND
WELL
sp
THAT
IRRITATES
ME
SO
I'VE
SO
I'VE
GIVE
UP
THAT
THE
ONLY
THING
I
CAN
MAKE
IS
MY
NORMAL
WHAT
I
CALL
A
sp
FAMILY
FRUIT
CAKE
WHICH
IS
VERY
SIMPLE
sp
AND
QUICK
I
WELL
NOT
sp
QUICK
sp
REALLY
sp
BUT
I
USUALLY
HAVE
sp
IT
sp
ON
sp
WHEN
sp
THE
SUNDAY
ROAST
'S
DOING
sp
SO
sp
BUT
ERM
AND
sp
THAT'S
ABOUT
IT
YOU
KNOW
THEY
sp
RAI
THEY
DO
sp
FINE
BUT
sp
I
CAN'T
RESIST
IT
ONCE
I'VE
sp
MADE
IT
I
CAN'T
RESIST
IT
I
LOVE
IT
WHEN
sp
IT'S
sp
WARM
AH
OH
YEAH
sp
OOH
sp
I
sp
TELL
YOU
I
JUST
sp
I
sp
JUST
STARTED
TO
{OOV}
THERE
WE
GO
sp
HAVE
sp
YOU
NOTICED
I'VE
DONE
IT
WITH
LOVING
CARE
NOT
sp
YOUR
COLOUR
I
I
YEAH
THOUGHT
YEAH
I
sp
THOUGHT
IT
LOOKED
A
NICE
COLOUR
IT
DOES
sp
LOOK
YOU
KNOW
IT
DOES
LOOK
sp
NICE
sp
AND
SHINY
AND
IT'S
BEEN
DONE
IT'S
BEEN
DONE
ABOUT
TWO
WEEKS
AND
IT'S
NOW
ER
AND
IT
sp
GAVE
IT
SOME
CONDITION
YOU
KNOW
WHEN
I
sp
YEAH
DID
IT
WITH
sp
THAT
sp
SO
sp
ER
sp
IT
sp
LOOKS
MUCH
BETTER
sp
A
BIT
SHORTER
sp
IT'S
sp
GOT
MUCH
sp
MORE
sp
SHAPE
sp
TO
sp
IT
IT
LOOKS
YEAH
NICE
YEAH
IT'D
JUST
sp
GROWN
OUT
THAT
I
KNEW
YEAH
sp
YOU
KNOW
THE
LAST
YEAH
WEEK
OR
sp
SO
IT
JUST
GOT
THAT
BIT
I
MEAN
THE
sp
SIDE
BITS
LOOK
NICE
HEAVIER
COS
sp
IT'S
IT
GIVES
sp
YOU
THAT
IT
GOES
UP
THAT
sp
WAY
sp
YEAH
sp
INSTEAD
OF
JUST
COMING
DOWN
IT
DOES
IN
A
V
SHAPE
YEAH
IT
GOES
UP
THAT
WAY
I
NEED
IT
TO
GO
UP
THAT
WAY
THAT'S
RIGHT
IT
JUST
sp
SUITS
YEAH
ME
BETTER
sp
THANKS
EVER
SO
MUCH
JULIE
FOR
CUTTING
IT
ALRIGHT
{OOV}
sp
TWENTY
TWO
sp
NO
sp
I'LL
ER
sp
PREFER
TO
GO
THIS
WAY
sp
OOH
YEAH
sp
WELL
sp
I
PREFER
IT
sp
{OOV}
sp
OH
AREN'T
YOU
sp
GOOD
sp
NO
JUST
sp
THAT
sp
HE
sp
WAS
YOU
KNOW
JUST
A
BIT
CONCERNED
sp
THAT'S
sp
THE
LOGO
THING
AND
I
THOUGHT
WELL
WHAT
DOES
IT
LOOK
LIKE
I
KNOW
IT'S
A
BLACK
sp
RAVEN
ON
sp
THE
sp
THING
sp
AND
THE
{OOV}
WRITTEN
OVER
THE
TOP
OF
sp
IT
sp
THE
ONLY
THING
IS
I
IT
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
NICER
IF
IT
HAD
OF
PRINTED
sp
I
MEAN
THAT
SORT
OF
sp
YO
ER
sp
YO
ER
sp
ALTHOUGH
REALLY
YOU
WANT
THEM
TO
SEE
THAT
COS
THEY
KNOW
WHAT
IT'S
ABOUT
THEN
THEN
THEY'LL
READ
THAT
sp
BUT
IT
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
NICE
IF
THAT
HAD
OF
BEEN
sp
DARKER
sp
YEAH
sp
LIKE
THIS
sp
BUT
THAT
I'D
DONE
YOU
KNOW
sp
YOU
sp
COULD
sp
DO
ON
THE
sp
TYPEWRITER
AND
sp
THAT
sp
SO
NO
sp
THAT'S
sp
BRILLIANT
WELL
I
THOUGHT
sp
THAT
WAS
QUITE
GOOD
WELL
IT'S
EYE
CATCHING
ISN'T
MM
IT
IT'S
WHAT
YOU
WANT
JUST
sp
COLOURED
IN
sp
QUICK
I
MEAN
IT'LL
sp
BE
sp
A
sp
PHOTOCOPIED
sp
FINALLY
{OOV}
OH
I
HAD
TO
LEARN
HOW
TO
USE
THAT
sp
PHOTOCOPIER
OOH
AND
A
{OOV}
AND
OH
sp
MY
sp
GIDDY
AUNT
OH
sp
WELL
IT'S
ALL
sp
EXPERIENCE
sp
INT
sp
IT
SHE
RECKONS
SHE'S
GON
NA
TEACH
ME
COMPUTERS
GREAT
sp
STUFF
{XX}
sp
WE'LL
sp
SEE
sp
WELL
WE'RE
sp
JUST
TRYING
TO
GET
OURS
TO
WORK
sp
TONIGHT
IT'S
sp
BROKE
sp
DOWN
sp
WHAT
THE
COMPUTER
sp
THE
sp
MM
sp
ER
I
THINK
IT'S
sp
THE
THE
LEAD
sp
YOU
KNOW
THAT
GOES
FROM
THE
COMPUTER
OH
YEAH
TO
THE
PLUG
sp
YOU
TRIED
sp
WIGGLING
IT
sp
ABOUT
YEAH
{OOV}
COULD
BE
TWO
ENDS
BROKEN
AND
AND
THEN
IT
YEAH
sp
AND
THEN
IT
sp
SO
sp
MICK
TOOK
OH
WELL
THEN
sp
IT
TO
sp
PIECES
sp
AND
sp
SEE
IF
HE
CAN
OF
sp
COURSE
IT'S
ONE
OF
THEM
THAT
YOU
sp
CAN'T
PUT
sp
BACK
sp
TOGETHER
LIKE
OH
MOULDED
ON
sp
AREN'T
THEY
YEAH
sp
YOU
GOT
TA
BUY
A
NEW
LEAD
HAVEN'T
YEAH
YOU
SO
HE'S
GON
NA
GET
ONE
OF
sp
THEM
sp
REALLY
sp
THAT'S
A
sp
LOT
sp
OF
sp
MONEY
TT
sp
LUCKY
ANYWAY
IT'S
sp
ALWAYS
SOMETHING
IN
N
sp
IT
WELL
sp
THAT'S
sp
IT
RIGHT
sp
SEE
YOU
IN
A
FEW
WEEKS
AGAIN
OKAY
THEN
YEAH
THANKS
EVER
SO
MUCH
JULIE
ALRIGHT
THEN
sp
BYE
sp
BYE
sp
THANK
sp
YOU
sp
GOT
YOUR
COMIC
sp
YEP
sp
YOU'VE
BEEN
EVER
SO
EVER
SO
NOISY
YOU
HAVE
{OOV}
OOH
YEAH
sp
AIN'T
HE
BEEN
NOISY
sp
DEFINITELY
{LG}
sp
SEE
sp
YOU
JULIE
OKAY
TA
sp
TA
sp
BYE
sp