word
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REGIONAL
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ERM
sp
TEAM
sp
AND
sp
ERM
sp
AND
ERM
sp
HE
WAS
ASKED
TO
GO
sp
TO
GO
ON
sp
TO
PLAY
INTERNATIONAL
sp
AND
sp
HE
SAID
NO
BUT
HE
COULDN'T
sp
HE
COULDN'T
{OOV}
sp
COULDN'T
HE
PLAY
FOR
A
CLUB
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WAS
GOING
TO
sp
THE
FAIR
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HE
PLAY
FOR
A
CLUB
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WAS
STILL
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YOUNG
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THINK
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WAS
ASKED
PLAYING
sp
FOOTBALL
INTERNATIONALLY
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WITH
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HE'D
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AT
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IT
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YOU
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ARE
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WELL
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YOU
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COULD
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CHRIS
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ARE
sp
YOUR
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PARENTS
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WELL
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DEPENDS
WHAT
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YOU
CALL
WELL
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REALLY
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DO
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THEY
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VOTE
sp
CONSERVATIVE
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NO
POOR
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DO
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YOU
VOTE
sp
ER
sp
MY
DAD
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SAID
HE'S
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LIBERAL
sp
DEMOCRAT
BUT
sp
HE
DIDN'T
sp
{OOV}
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MY
MUM
VOTED
LABOUR
sp
SHE'S
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sp
DAD
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VOTED
LABOUR
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sp
BROTHER
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MY
SIS
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MY
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AND
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DAD
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MU
sp
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BROTHER
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MUM
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VOTED
LIBERAL
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DAD
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{LG}
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CRY
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MUSTN'T
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NEIL
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CRAP
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WOULD
YOU
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VOTE
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sp
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{OOV}
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YEAR
I'D
HAVE
VOTED
IN
LABOUR
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CRAP
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CONSERVATIVE
ARE
FOR
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sp
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PEOPLE
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WELL
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COS
A
LOT
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POOR
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BROUGHT
IN
TO
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PEOPLE
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sp
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YEAH
BUT
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sp
D'YA
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PERSON
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UP
YEAH
WELL
sp
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WHAT
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sp
YEAH
I
KNOW
AHA
{XX}
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YOU
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SO
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WHAT
sp
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sp
YOUR
sp
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WHAT
sp
WHAT'S
sp
ON
sp
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sp
TAPE
WHAT'S
ON
YEAH
FIRST
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sp
ON
sp
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SECOND
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SIDE
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YOU
LIKE
sp
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DID
sp
YA
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I
sp
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sp
THAT
sp
DID
sp
YOU
RECORD
IT
sp
NO
sp
I'VE
sp
GOT
sp
TO
sp
TAPE
sp
THAT
sp
SEE
HE'S
GOT
ALL
THIS
sp
BLOODY
ONE
THOUSAND
sp
QUID
sp
BLOODY
HI
FI
HASN'T
GOT
A
DOUBLE
sp
DECK
SINGLE
ONE
sp
HOLDS
THAT
sp
YEAH
sp
BUT
sp
YOU
sp
CAN'T
sp
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sp
THEN
SO
WHAT
sp
WHEN
YOU'RE
PAYING
THAT
MUCH
FOR
sp
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HI
FI
YOU
DON'T
EXPECT
SOUND
QUALITY
{OOV}
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sp
GET
FROM
A
sp
TAPE
sp
TO
TAPE
sp
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THOUGHT
THE
sp
SOUND
QUALITY
IS
SO
CRAP
YOU
MIGHT
AS
sp
WELL
JUST
sp
DO
IT
ON
sp
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sp
SHIT
sp
THING
sp
DID
sp
YOU
FOLLOW
sp
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SAYING
NO
I
AIN'T
GOT
A
CLUE
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SAID
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YOU
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YOU
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IT
WHY
IT'S
sp
GON
NA
BE
YEAH
A
REALLY
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CRAP
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NOT
IT
sp
IS
IT'S
sp
CRAP
sp
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sp
BLOODY
NOTICE
THE
sp
DIFFERENCE
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DO
YOU
DON'T
WELL
YOU
DO
ON
MINE
PUT
IT
sp
THAT
WAY
OH
WELL
WE
sp
WOULD
WOULDN'T
WE
sp
SHIT
sp
WHAT
sp
MORE
D'YA
PUT
sp
{LG}
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YOU
SUPPOSE
TO
YOU
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OR
sp
INTO
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A
sp
{LG}
YOU'RE
sp
TAPING
ALL
sp
THIS
sp
AREN'T
YOU
SUPPOSED
TO
PUT
sp
IT
INTO
sp
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CONVERSATION
sp
THOUGH
SUPPOSED
sp
TO
sp
FIND
sp
OUT
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sp
TO
sp
SAY
WHAT
sp
IT
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FOR
sp
SHUT
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UP
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WHAT'S
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sp
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BET
HE'S
PUT
IN
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WHAT
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THE
sp
PROPER
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PUT
IT
IN
A
CONVERSATION
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YEAH
NO
DO
sp
HAVE
sp
TO
sp
YOU
DON'T
sp
YOU
DON'T
sp
YOU
DO
sp
YOU
DON'T
sp
WHAT'S
sp
GO
IN
AND
ASK
THE
FOLLOWING
QUESTIONS
sp
JUST
sp
WRITE
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sp
THE
QUESTIONS
sp
ARE
sp
OH
RIGHT
YEAH
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LET'S
SEE
YOURS
sp
A
sp
MINUTE
sp
WITHOUT
sp
RIPPING
sp
IT
sp
WITHOUT
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sp
IT
sp
DO
sp
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sp
YOU
sp
ER
IT'S
sp
GON
NA
BE
DEAD
ER
GOOD
THIS
SUMMER
sp
WHAT
sp
SIT
THE
EXAMS
sp
ON
ABOUT
TWENTY
FIFTH
OF
JUNE
WE'LL
BE
GOING
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HOLIDAY
sp
FOR
A
WEEK
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THEN
SHALL
sp
GO
AND
SEE
sp
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HOPE
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sp
SHOULD
SAY
sp
THEN
I'LL
sp
PROBABLY
sp
GO
AND
SEE
U
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sp
HOPEFULLY
sp
THEN
I'LL
GET
TO
GO
sp
ON
sp
HOLIDAY
ON
ME
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sp
FOR
sp
TWO
sp
WEEKS
OH
sp
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sp
I'M
GOING
sp
I'LL
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sp
NOWHERE
sp
NO
I
MIGHT
BE
GOING
TO
LONDON
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D'YA
sp
SPELL
sp
TOUT
SUITE
sp
WHAT
sp
FOR
sp
A
LAUGH
sp
WITH
ERM
sp
SALLY
sp
THIS
LAD
sp
CALLED
sp
BEN
sp
ONE
OF
SALLY'S
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PALS
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sp
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sp
YEAH
sp
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MARK
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WHAT
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sp
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sp
GET
sp
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sp
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WHY
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DON'T
YOU
JUST
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IT
HERE
sp
BECAUSE
BECAUSE
YOU
CAN
DO
sp
IT
PROPERLY
THERE
YOU
sp
CAN
GET
REALLY
sp
PLASTERED
sp
YOU
CAN
DO
IT
sp
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NO
YOU
CAN'T
sp
YOU
sp
CAN
DO
WHEN
sp
YOU'RE
THAT
PISSED
sp
IT
sp
DOESN'T
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ANY
DIFFERENCE
JUST
sp
{OOV}
ANYWAY
WE'RE
GOING
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WE'RE
GOING
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
SCHOOL
AND
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HOBBIES
sp
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sp
IT
sp
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IT'S
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IT
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sp
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JUST
IT'S
sp
JUST
sp
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sp
THESE
IT'S
sp
EASY
sp
OH
AYE
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YOU
WHAT
sp
IT'S
JUST
THE
SAME
AS
WHAT
WE'VE
DONE
IN
THE
FIRST
sp
ONE
AND
WE'RE
GON
sp
NA
BE
WELL
UP
ON
THIS
sp
YOU'VE
JUST
WASTED
sp
YOUR
TIME
sp
NO
sp
YOU
DIDN'T
NO
sp
IT'S
TO
WELL
WHAT'S
{OOV}
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FOR
sp
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sp
FOR
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sp
FOR
THE
MOCK
sp
AND
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JUST
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sp
WAS
sp
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sp
THAT
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THOUGHT
IT
WAS
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AND
I
I'M
SURE
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sp
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sp
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{OOV}
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I
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STILL
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IT
IS
OH
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sp
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sp
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DIDN'T
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IT
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sp
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{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
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TRY
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sp
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THEY
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COULD
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PEOPLE
WHO
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DO
THAT
sp
WHY
sp
YOU
HE
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GOES
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AND
COMES
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BACK
sp
FULL
OF
THE
sp
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ACCENT
THE
I'M
NATURALLY
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SO
THAT'S
sp
ERM
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LET'S
HEAR
YOUR
SCOTTISH
ACCENT
NO
sp
WHY
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A
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LOT
sp
RIGHT
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GOES
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AND
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ACCENT
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AND
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sp
YOU
sp
CAN'T
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sp
THINGS
CAN
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GO
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TWO
WEEKS
NO
YOU
CAN
sp
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HERS
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sp
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sp
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sp
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SISTER
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UP
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sp
OH
WELL
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sp
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IN
N
IT
sp
GO
sp
ON
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WHY
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YOUR
IRISH
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WAN
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YOU
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{LG}
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sp
BLOODY
THING
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GO
sp
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sp
JUST
A
SEC
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sp
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YA
sp
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DO
IT
LIKE
THAT
I
CAN'T
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TURN
IT
ON
sp
GO
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IT
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{LG}
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ALRIGHT
THEN
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HAVE
sp
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GO
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MINE
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YOU
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ME
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PLEASE
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GO
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
YOU
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CONOMY
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sp
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sp
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TO
sp
KNOW
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sp
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sp
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sp
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sp
BROAD
sp
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GO
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YOU
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IT
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STRAIGHT
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WITH
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WHEN
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BEFORE
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I
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IT
I
DIDN'T
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WITH
MY
sp
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OUT
WITH
IT
sp
YEAH
I
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YA
NO
WELL
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NO
GOOD
IS
IT
CAN'T
YOU
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WITH
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I'VE
BEEN
DOWN
HERE
FOR
BLOODY
NINE
YEARS
I'VE
sp
MISSED
IT
sp
A
BIT
I
sp
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PUT
ON
YEAH
BUT
YOU
CAN
STILL
TALK
I
HAVEN'T
I
I
I'VE
NEVER
BEEN
TO
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CAN
STILL
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IT
OVER
THOUGH
I
HAVE
NEVER
BEEN
TO
IRELAND
WELL
IS
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A
PROPER
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IRISH
ACCENT
THEN
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HAVE
YOU
GOT
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MUM
OR
DAD
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A
A
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ACCENT
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YOUR
MUM
AND
DAD
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ACCENT
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SLIGHTLY
sp
JUST
A
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sp
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sp
MUCH
sp
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AND
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SEE
sp
OH
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TRY
IT
THEN
WE
DON'T
CARE
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WON'T
LAUGH
sp
MUCH
sp
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WILL
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LAUGH
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KNOW
YOU'LL
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{OOV}
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ORDER
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MOMENT
sp
GET
HIM
sp
BACK
sp
IS
THAT
SPOT
sp
CREAM
sp
WORKING
sp
{LG}
sp
YOU
ARE
sp
A
TIGHT
sp
BASTARD
sp
{OOV}
sp
THAT
WAS
THAT
WAS
sp
THAT
WAS
sp
UNCALLED
FOR
sp
MR
SENSITIVITY
THERE
sp
IS
sp
YOUR
FUCKING
sp
HAIR
sp
THICKENER
WORKING
sp
{LG}
sp
WELL
IS
IT
sp
{LG}
sp
COME
ON
sp
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
AH
HE'S
sp
UPSET
sp
NOW
sp
I'M
SORRY
ABOUT
IT
I'M
sp
NOT
YOU
sp
SHOULD
sp
LAUGH
sp
LOOK
sp
LESS
FORTUNATE
GOD
sp
{LG}
YOU'LL
GO
BALD
sp
NO
I
WON'T
sp
WHAT'S
sp
THIS
I'M
NOT
VERY
sp
HUNGRY
sp
I
sp
DU
N
sp
NO
sp
JE
NE
FAIM
PAS
sp
IN
sp
N
sp
IT
sp
YEAH
sp
IS
sp
YOUR
sp
BROTHER
STILL
GOING
OUT
sp
WITH
sp
THAT
BIRD
sp
YEAH
sp
WELL
I
DON'T
sp
KNOW
HOW
LONG
HOW
LONG'S
sp
HE
sp
BEEN
OUT
WITH
HER
sp
SINCE
sp
ABOUT
CHRISTMAS
sp
NOW
sp
WHAT
sp
IS
sp
THAT
IS
THAT
THE
BLONDE
BRASSY
SO
HE'S
SHAGGED
HER
NOW
THE
ONE
WHO'S
sp
NO
sp
THE
BLONDE
sp
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
LAD
THE
ONE
WHO
USED
TO
sp
SIT
ON
THE
DOOR
ER
HAS
sp
HE
GONE
COMPLETELY
BALD
YET
STOPPING
US
GOING
sp
OOH
sp
HE'S
VERY
VERY
sp
THIN
sp
AHA
sp
IS
HE
{OOV}
YET
IS
THAT
THE
ONE
WHO
USED
TO
BE
NO
sp
HE
USED
sp
TO
BE
A
SIX
FORMER
AT
OURS
SO
sp
WHAT
sp
IF
sp
NO
sp
NO
sp
DON'T
sp
DON'T
YOU
TEND
TO
sp
ER
STAND
IN
sp
FRONT
OF
THE
sp
MIRROR
AND
ADMIRING
sp
YOUR
{OOV}
sp
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
SHOULD
KEEP
sp
SHOULD
KEEP
IT
sp
GROWING
REALLY
LONG
SO
WHEN
sp
YOU
GO
A
BIT
sp
THIN
sp
JUST
GREASE
IT
OVER
LIKE
THIS
THAT'S
sp
WORSE
sp
THAT
IT
LOOKS
TERRIBLE
THAT
AND
BRUSH
sp
IT
sp
ALL
sp
IN
sp
{LG}
I
THINK
YOU
SHOULD
SHAVE
IT
ALL
sp
OFF
sp
AYE
sp
YEAH
YOU
SHOULD
GO
IN
sp
YOU
sp
RIGHT
sp
RIGHT
SAID
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
sp
OH
sp
WHAT
SHE
CALLED
sp
LYNDSEY
OOH
sp
I
sp
HATE
THAT
sp
NAME
sp
WHAT
sp
I
HATE
sp
THAT
sp
NAME
sp
WHAT'S
YOUR
GIRL
FRIEND
CALLED
sp
RHIANNON
sp
RHIANNON
OH
NO
COMMENT
sp
I
REST
MY
CASE
sp
{LG}
sp
NO
sp
IT'S
sp
ALRIGHT
THAT
sp
HAS
HE
SHAGGED
HER
YET
sp
THOUGH
NO
{OOV}
HE
DOESN'T
INTEND
TO
OH
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
THE
ER
HE
DOESN'T
INTEND
TO
sp
NOT
BEFORE
MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE
EITHER
sp
IS
SHE
LIKE
THAT
AS
WELL
sp
YEAH
sp
SHE
sp
ER
sp
WHATEVER
sp
WHAT
sp
WHAT
EVER
sp
DOES
SHE
sp
GO
sp
TO
CHURCH
YEAH
sp
SHE
WHAT
EVER
SHE
DOES
YEAH
I
sp
THINK
SHE'S
A
WHAT
EVER
sp
YEAH
sp
SHE'S
AN
INTERESTING
sp
PERSON
sp
THEN
sp
SHE
IS
sp
ACTUALLY
sp
YOU
ARE
SO
sp
BLOODY
sp
CHEEKY
YOU
ARE
WHAT'S
WRONG
sp
WITH
THAT
ABOUT
sp
OH
sp
WHAT'S
sp
WRONG
WITH
THAT
sp
I
DON'T
KNOW
IT
sp
IS
sp
YEAH
sp
SO
IT'S
A
BIT
OF
sp
A
sp
A
BIT
BORING
{OOV}
sp
IT
IS
sp
{OOV}
WHAT
TIME
sp
DO
YOU
HAVE
TO
sp
GET
sp
UP
ON
sp
A
sp
SUNDAY
MORNING
ER
SEVEN
sp
IT
sp
STARTS
AT
ELEVEN
sp
OH
THAT'S
sp
ALRIGHT
sp
THAT'S
THAT'S
THE
MODERN
CHURCH
COS
HE
sp
KNOWS
EVERYONE'S
GETTING
PISSED
ON
A
SATURDAY
NIGHT
sp
SO
THEY'VE
GOT
TA
LET
IT
WHAT
sp
YOU
DO
sp
SING
SONGS
AND
IN
THE
CHURCH
YEAH
sp
SING
sp
YOU
SING
sp
SOME
SONGS
sp
AND
{OOV}
I
sp
I
I'VE
BEEN
TO
CHURCH
TWICE
DOES
IT
GET
sp
A
BIT
BORING
sp
IT
DOESN'T
NO
HAVE
sp
YOU
EVER
BEEN
TO
CHURCH
sp
AT
sp
NIGHT
NO
sp
I
WENT
WITH
THE
sp
CUBS
ONCE
sp
AND
WE
SAT
THERE
PISSING
OURSELVES
YEAH
I
DID
sp
GO
AND
I
WENT
ERM
AT
CHRISTMAS
ONCE
AND
sp
IT
sp
WAS
sp
BOLLOCKS
sp
I
sp
JUST
WENT
HEY
sp
I
WISH
I
sp
GLAD
I
DON'T
GO
TO
sp
CHURCH
DO
YOU
BELIEVE
sp
IN
sp
IT
ALL
I
DU
N
sp
NO
WHY
D'YA
GO
IF
YOU
DON'T
BELIEVE
IN
IT
WHAT
ARE
YOU
sp
ARE
YOU
ER
ONE
OF
THEM
BLOKES
THAT
DON'T
BELIEVE
IN
IT
sp
I'M
NOT
sp
I'M
sp
NOT
SURE
ABOUT
sp
IT
ALL
sp
IT'S
INTERESTING
sp
THAT'S
sp
WHY
I
sp
GO
sp
I
DON'T
BELIEVE
IN
IT
NOT
sp
IN
sp
I
DID
IT
I
sp
THINK
THAT
THE
WAY
THEY
THEY'VE
EXPLAINED
IT
SCIENTIFICALLY
BUT
NOT
IN
I
HAVE
TO
GO
BUT
NOT
INTERESTED
sp
THAT'S
sp
CRAP
sp
THAT
PLACE
THAT
IS
SO
BORING
D'YA
GO
TO
CHURCH
sp
WHICH
ONE
DO
YOU
GO
sp
NO
sp
I
USED
TO
IN
ALTRINCHAM
sp
D'YA
sp
SING
sp
WHAT
SORT
IS
IT
IS
IT
A
CATHOLIC
sp
ONE
sp
BAPTIST
BAPTIST
WHAT'S
sp
THAT
MEAN
I
DON'T
UNDERSTAND
ALL
THESE
DIFFERENCES
JUST
PAY
YOUR
MONEY
{OOV}
AND
YOU
PUT
IT
IN
THE
TRAY
sp
IT'S
sp
JUST
YOU
BELIEVE
IN
BAPTIZING
sp
WERE
YOU
BAPTIZED
sp
NO
sp
{LG}
THAT
MAKES
SENSE
BAPTIZE
YOU
sp
{GAP_ANONYMIZATION}
sp
WHY
NOT
WHY
WEREN'T
YOU
BAPTIZED
sp
YOU
MAKE
sp
SUCH
sp
A
sp
DECISION
YOU
MAKE
WHEN
YOU
WHEN
THE
DECISION
YOU
MAKE
sp
WHEN
YOU
YEAH
sp
RIGHT
AARGH
sp
YOU
DON'T
sp
CHRISTENED
AT
A
BAPTIST
CHURCH
OF
sp
COURSE
YOU
CAN
GET
BAPTIZED
WHEN
YA
ER
AT
ANY
AGE
CAN'T
YA
IT'S
sp
NOT
BAPTIZING
sp
CHRISTENING
sp
IS
DIFFERENT
YOU
CAN
GET
BAPTIZED
ANY
TIME
CAN'T
YA
YEAH
WHEN
YOU'RE
BAPTIZED
IT'S
YOUR
OWN
DECISION
WHEN
YOU'RE
sp
BAPTIZED
IT'S
LIKE
A
POOL
OF
WATER
THREE
OR
FOUR
OF
US
START
ER
THREE
sp
OR
sp
FOUR
OF
US
TALKING
YESTERDAY
DAY
BEFORE
YESTERDAY
sp
ERM
ABOUT
sp
THE
ATTITUDE
sp
GENERALLY
sp
OF
ERM
sp
STUDENTS
IN
THE
sp
THE
SIXTH
FORM
sp
YEARS
sp
TWELVE
sp
AND
sp
THIRTEEN
AND
AND
ERM
IT
STRUCK
US
THAT
sp
ERM
sp
POSSIBLY
sp
IN
THIS
sp
YEAR'S
sp
LOWER
SIXTH
sp
ERM
THERE
THERE
ARE
ONE
OR
sp
TWO
sp
PEOPLE
BOYS
AND
ER
sp
LADS
sp
AND
GIRLS
sp
ERM
sp
WHO
ARE
NOT
sp
AWARE
BOYS
AND
LADS
AND
GIRLS
sp
OF
sp
WHAT
SIXTH
FORM
sp
COURSES
sp
ENTAILS
sp
NOW
ERM
sp
THREE
OR
FOUR
OF
US
THOUGHT
IT
sp
MIGHT
sp
BE
WORTH
OUR
WHILE
OR
YOUR
WHILE
sp
IF
YOU
sp
JUST
sp
BRIEFLY
SAID
sp
WHAT
sp
I'M
GOING
sp
TO
sp
SAY
sp
NOW
sp
THAT
ERM
THE
sp
THE
sp
IT'S
A
BIT
VAGUE
IN
sp
N
sp
IT
WORK
sp
YOU
DO
UP
TO
G
C
S
E
IS
sp
VERY
DIFFICULT
THAT
IT
SHOULD
sp
BE
VERY
DIFFERENT
sp
FROM
ERM
sp
WHEN
sp
YOU'RE
IN
sp
THE
sp
SIXTH
sp
FORM
WHY
sp
BECAUSE
UNTIL
G
C
S
sp
E
sp
YOU
ARE
sp
FED
THE
sp
SCHOOL
IS
sp
FED
sp
IN
THAT
YOU
ARE
TOLD
sp
FAIRLY
sp
QUICKLY
WHAT
sp
YOU
sp
HAVE
TO
DO
AND
ALTHOUGH
I
KNOW
THAT
A
NUMBER
OF
YOU
sp
SPENDS
sp
THE
RIGHT
AMOUNT
OF
TIME
OR
A
LOT
OF
TIME
sp
ON
sp
HOMEWORK
sp
YOU
ARE
sp
TOLD
USUALLY
sp
ER
YOU
sp
HAVE
ERM
A
sp
NIGHT
sp
OR
TWO
NIGHTS
IN
sp
WHICH
sp
TO
DO
THIS
sp
PARTICULAR
PIECE
OF
sp
WORK
NOW
sp
ONCE
sp
YOU
GET
INTO
THE
SIXTH
FORM
I
CAN
TELL
sp
I'M
sp
NOT
sp
GON
NA
LIKE
sp
THIS
sp
YOU
ARE
GIVEN
sp
VERY
MUCH
sp
MORE
FREEDOM
sp
OR
sp
INDEPENDENCE
sp
WOULD
BE
A
sp
BETTER
sp
WORD
AND
sp
ERM
SHIT
sp
YOU'D
BE
EXPECTED
TO
TO
sp
DO
A
LOT
OF
WORK
sp
BY
sp
YOURSELF
sp
AND
THAT'S
sp
REFLECTING
sp
THE
FACT
THAT
sp
ERM
sp
YOU'LL
PROBABLY
HAVE
sp
FOUR
sp
OR
FIVE
LESSONS
sp
IN
sp
EACH
sp
OF
YOUR
THREE
SUBJECTS
BUT
MOST
PEOPLE
WOULD
CHOOSE
THREE
sp
SUBJECTS
sp
FOR
A
LEVEL
AND
THAT
MEANS
THAT
sp
ER
sp
WHEN
sp
YOU'RE
NOT
HAVING
LESSONS
sp
YOU'VE
GOT
A
LOT
OF
sp
TIME
sp
THAT
IS
sp
NOT
sp
ACCOUNTABLE
FOR
sp
YOU
sp
WILL
HAVE
BEEN
OR
GOING
sp
TO
A
sp
GENERAL
STUDIES
PERIOD
AND
sp
STUFF
sp
LIKE
THAT
BUT
THERE
WILL
BE
A
sp
FAIR
NUMBER
OF
PRIVATE
STUDY
PERIODS
sp
ERM
sp
THERE
ARE
SOME
PEOPLE
I
sp
THINK
sp
WHO
sp
WHO
GO
OVERBOARD
sp
AND
sp
YOU'VE
GOT
sp
SUCH
A
sp
DIFFERENT
sp
APPROACH
sp
ERM
sp
FROM
ER
sp
THE
sp
LOWER
SIXTH
sp
PEOPLE
sp
DON'T
sp
USE
sp
THE
sp
TIME
THAT
THEY
sp
HAVE
ERM
sp
WHAT
I'M
REALLY
SAYING
IS
THAT
IF
sp
YOU
GO
INTO
sp
THE
SIXTH
FORM
sp
AND
sp
YOU
sp
SPEND
LESS
SCHOOL
sp
TIME
IN
THE
sp
SIXTH
sp
FORM
YOU
DON'T
sp
NEED
TO
BE
sp
PREPARED
sp
WELL
sp
WHAT'S
{OOV}
TO
TO
MAKE
WISE
sp
USE
sp
OF
sp
YOUR
sp
NON
sp
TEACHING
sp
TIME
sp
ERM
PRESUMABLY
GOING
INTO
A
sp
LIBRARY
sp
QUITE
sp
A
LOT
sp
YOU
WOULD
ALSO
BE
EXPECTED
sp
TO
FOR
EXAMPLE
sp
TO
PREPARE
FOR
EH
I'M
NOT
sp
GOING
INTO
A
LIBRARY
FUCK
THAT
FOR
CERTAIN
sp
LESSONS
I
JUST
GIVE
YOU
AN
EXAMPLE
sp
WITH
sp
LITERATURE
sp
IT
sp
WOULD
WORK
sp
WITH
ERM
sp
SCIENCE
sp
AND
sp
ER
sp
OTHER
sp
THINGS
AS
sp
WELL
sp
YOU
MIGHT
BE
TOLD
IN
sp
THE
NEXT
LESSON
sp
WE
ARE
sp
GOING
TO
DISCUSS
sp
FOR
EXAMPLE
sp
THE
FIRST
sp
ACT
sp
OF
A
sp
PARTICULAR
PLAY
sp
OR
sp
WE'RE
GOING
sp
TO
sp
DISCUSS
sp
WHICH
sp
PARTICULAR
sp
SCIENTIFIC
EXPERIMENT
OR
THE
CAUSE
sp
OF
WHATEVER
IT
IS
sp
YOU
WILL
sp
BE
EXPECTED
sp
TO
sp
HAVE
DONE
SOME
RESEARCH
sp
DONE
sp
SOME
sp
PREPARATION
sp
BEFORE
sp
COMING
sp
ALONG
sp
TO
sp
THE
sp
LESSON
IF
sp
YOU
GO
ALONG
TO
THE
sp
LESSON
sp
NOT
HAVING
sp
DONE
THAT
sp
YOU
WILL
BE
ABLE
TO
PLAY
BACK
CERTAIN
sp
TIPS
FROM
WHAT
sp
THE
OTHER
PEOPLE
SAY
BUT
YOU
WILL
NOT
ER
YOU
WILL
FIND
THAT
{OOV}
sp
ANYWHERE
sp
NEAR
{OOV}
AS
IF
YOU
WERE
PREPARED
BECAUSE
sp
IF
sp
YOU
sp
WERE
PREPARED
sp
THERE
ARE
BOUND
TO
BE
ONE
sp
OR
TWO
sp
THINGS
THAT
YOU
WOULD
WANT
TO
ASK
sp
FOR
sp
OWN
BY
THE
STANDARD
OF
INTERPRETATION
sp
OF
sp
WHATEVER
sp
IT
sp
IS
sp
OR
sp
A
PARTICULAR
WORD
IF
IT'S
sp
A
sp
LANGUAGE
AND
SO
ON
ERM
AND
sp
THAT
IS
SOMETHING
THAT
ER
I
THINK
PEOPLE
ERM
sp
COME
sp
ACROSS
sp
AS
{OOV}
OH
YEAH
SURE
AND
sp
THE
OTHER
THE
OTHER
THE
sp
OTHER
THING
I
DON'T
WANT
TO
MAKE
THIS
SOUND
A
LECTURE
OR
ANYTHING
LIKE
sp
THAT
BUT
THE
OTHER
sp
THING
sp
IS
THAT
ERM
ERM
YOU
HAVE
YOU
CAN
STUFF
YOUR
LECTURE
sp
TWENTY
ONE
MONTHS
IN
THE
SIXTH
FORM
sp
PLEASE
DON'T
THINK
THAT
EVERYBODY
sp
HAS
sp
TWO
sp
YEARS
sp
ERM
sp
AND
THOSE
THOSE
OH
OKAY
SHORT
TWO
YEARS
MAY
MAKE
A
BIG
DIFFERENCE
sp
AT
THIS
sp
STAGE
NOW
sp
ERM
A
LEVELS
sp
{OOV}
sp
ONLY
sp
HAPPEN
sp
WHEN
sp
THE
MOST
sp
A
MONTH
sp
MORE
sp
FROM
sp
SCHOOL
sp
AND
THEN
THEY
sp
HAVE
STUDY
LEAVE
sp
AS
YOU
sp
ARE
NOW
ERM
sp
WHEN
YOU
CONSIDER
sp
THE
THE
YEAR
SINCE
sp
SEPTEMBER
HAS
sp
GONE
VERY
VERY
sp
QUICKLY
sp
THOSE
WHO
sp
HAVE
DONE
VERY
LITTLE
sp
WORK
sp
IN
sp
THAT
FIRST
YEAR
sp
YEAR
sp
TWELVE
sp
WILL
FIND
THAT
{OOV}
BEEN
PACKED
IN
sp
THERE
AND
sp
THAT
FIRST
YEAR
sp
IN
THE
SIXTH
sp
IS
JUST
LIKE
sp
YOUR
YEAR
TEN
OUGHT
TO
HAVE
sp
BEEN
sp
PERHAPS
sp
ONE
OR
TWO
OF
sp
YOU
sp
ARE
ARE
sp
REALIZING
sp
OH
OH
THAT
sp
YOU
sp
COULD
HAVE
sp
DONE
sp
A
BIT
sp
MORE
LAST
sp
YEAR
sp
THAT'S
LIKELY
AND
IT'S
sp
EVEN
MORE
sp
NOTICEABLE
sp
ONCE
YOU
GO
INTO
THE
THE
YEAR
TWELVE
THAT
FIRST
TWELVE
sp
MONTHS
IS
sp
CRUCIAL
sp
IF
sp
YOU
JUST
sp
KICK
YOUR
sp
HEELS
AND
sp
DO
NOTHING
YOU'LL
FIND
IT
sp
VERY
VERY
sp
DIFFICULT
TO
sp
WORK
TO
PULL
UP
{OOV}
IS
HE
FINISHED
THIS
sp
FINISHED
sp
THIS
sp
BUT
sp
WHICHEVER
WORK
YOU
STUDY
sp
YEAH
ALL
OF
IT
YOU
KNOW
sp
THAT
sp
IS
sp
THE
ERM
TWO
sp
OR
THREE
sp
THINGS
sp
THERE
sp
YOU'RE
WORKING
BY
sp
YOURSELF
sp
IN
YOUR
sp
YOUR
sp
PERSONAL
sp
PREPARATION
{OOV}
sp
{OOV}
sp
PREPARATION
sp
ARE
sp
CRUCIAL
sp
PARTS
ERM
sp
IF
ANY
OF
THE
sp
PEOPLE
WERE
THINKING
OF
GOING
TO
ERM
sp
ERM
sp
A
sp
COLLEGE
ERM
sp
THE
sp
SAME
SORT
OF
sp
THING
WILL
ARISE
sp
AND
I
sp
SUPPOSE
sp
THE
BIG
DIFFERENCE
sp
FOR
{OOV}
IF
sp
YOU
sp
DON'T
HAVE
LESSONS
sp
THEN
I
sp
THINK
I'M
RIGHT
IN
SAYING
YOU
DON'T
NECESSARILY
sp
HAVE
TO
GO
IN
I
sp
DON'T
KNOW
WHETHER
THAT
STILL
APPLIES
sp
ERM
sp
YOU
WOULD
BE
EXPECTED
OF
sp
COURSE
sp
TO
ERM
ERM
TO
sp
TURN
sp
UP
sp
AT
sp
SCHOOL
sp
HERE
sp
ERM
NOW
THERE
ARE
ADVANTAGES
sp
AND
DISADVANTAGES
YOU
MAY
sp
FEEL
THAT
sp
YOU
sp
PREFER
sp
KNOWING
sp
ON
YOUR
OWN
sp
WHAT
sp
YOU'RE
LIKE
sp
YOU'LL
sp
PREFER
ERM
sp
SOME
sp
FAIRLY
sp
RIGID
sp
RULES
sp
ERM
sp
BECAUSE
IF
sp
THERE
WEREN'T
RULES
sp
YOU
sp
MIGHT
THINK
YOU'D
TAKE
sp
ADVANTAGE
sp
OF
US
YOU
GOT
RULES
HERE
ERM
sp
ONLY
sp
THAT
SORT
sp
OF
sp
RULES
PROBABLY
A
sp
BIG
ADVANTAGE
sp
I
sp
THINK
OF
sp
STAYING
IN
sp
ER
SIXTH
FORM
sp
IS
sp
THAT
sp
ERM
sp
YOU
sp
KNOW
sp
THE
STAFF
YOU
KNOW
sp
THE
sp
SYSTEM
sp
AND
sp
IT
AND
THEY
KNOW
YOU
ERM
IF
sp
YOU
GO
sp
TO
sp
{OOV}
A
BIG
PROBLEM
sp
MAN
YOU
WILL
sp
TAKE
sp
YOU
sp
A
sp
MATTER
OF
sp
MONTHS
OF
sp
COURSE
sp
FOR
sp
YOU
sp
TO
sp
SETTLE
IN
sp
AND
sp
THOSE
FIRST
sp
FEW
sp
MONTHS
ARE
sp
CRUCIAL
AGAIN
I
sp
MAYBE
sp
JUST
sp
MENTION
THIS
THAT
sp
YOU
ARE
AWARE
OF
sp
{OOV}
sp
OKAY
SO
THAT'S
sp
{OOV}
OKAY
sp
LET'S
sp
GO
EH
sp
WHAT
sp
WAS
A
sp
BIT
OUT
OF
ORDER
sp
{OOV}
sp
WE
HAVE
NOTHING
sp
TO
DO
WITH
IT
sp
{OOV}
sp
HMM
sp
{OOV}
WHAT
sp
IT
WAS
AN
ACCIDENT
HAIR
sp
LEAVE
THE
sp
HAIR
{OOV}
IT
WAS
sp
AN
ACCIDENT
sp
{LG}
COR
I
BET
sp
YOU'D
BEEN
PLANNING
IT
sp
FOR
sp
ABOUT
{OOV}
IT
JUST
CAME
OUT
sp
{LG}
sp