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132 conversations recorded by `Mark3' (PS1GE) between 29 November and ?? December 1991 with 11 interlocutors, totalling 8807 s-units, 71717 words, and over 11 hours 8 minutes 38 seconds of recordings.


12 speakers recorded by respondent number 19

PS1GE Ag2 m (Mark, age 25, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, )
PS1GF Ag1 m (Stuart, age 22, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GG Ag1 m (Mick, age 21, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GH Ag1 m (Chris, age 21, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GJ Ag1 m (Karl, age 24, aircraft engineer, Welsh, ) colleague
PS1GK Ag2 m (Nigel, age 26, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GL Ag1 m (Graham, age 17, trainee aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GM Ag3 m (Barry, age 42, leading hand aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GN Ag2 m (Mick, age 32, sweeper, Home Counties, ) colleague
PS1GP Ag1 m (Damian, age 21, aircraft engineer, Home Counties, ) colleague
KDAPSUNK (respondent W0000) X u (Unknown speaker, age unknown) other
KDAPSUGP (respondent W000M) X u (Group of unknown speakers, age unknown) other

132 recordings

  1. Tape 011501 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  2. Tape 011502 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  3. Tape 011503 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  4. Tape 011504 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  5. Tape 011505 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  6. Tape 011506 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  7. Tape 011507 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  8. Tape 011508 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  9. Tape 011509 recorded on 1991-11-29. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  10. Tape 011601 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  11. Tape 011602 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  12. Tape 011603 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  13. Tape 011604 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  14. Tape 011605 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  15. Tape 011606 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  16. Tape 011607 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  17. Tape 011608 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  18. Tape 011701 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  19. Tape 011702 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  20. Tape 011703 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  21. Tape 011704 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  22. Tape 011705 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( Work ) Activity: Unspecified
  23. Tape 011801 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  24. Tape 011802 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  25. Tape 011803 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  26. Tape 011901 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  27. Tape 011902 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  28. Tape 011903 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  29. Tape 011904 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  30. Tape 011905 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  31. Tape 011906 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  32. Tape 011907 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  33. Tape 011908 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  34. Tape 012001 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  35. Tape 012002 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  36. Tape 012003 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  37. Tape 012004 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  38. Tape 012101 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  39. Tape 012102 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  40. Tape 012103 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  41. Tape 012104 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  42. Tape 012105 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  43. Tape 012106 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  44. Tape 012201 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  45. Tape 012202 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  46. Tape 012203 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  47. Tape 012301 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  48. Tape 012302 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  49. Tape 012303 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  50. Tape 012304 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  51. Tape 012401 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  52. Tape 012402 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  53. Tape 012403 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  54. Tape 012404 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  55. Tape 012501 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  56. Tape 012502 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  57. Tape 012503 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  58. Tape 012504 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  59. Tape 012505 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  60. Tape 012601 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  61. Tape 012602 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  62. Tape 012603 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  63. Tape 012604 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  64. Tape 012605 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  65. Tape 012606 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  66. Tape 012701 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  67. Tape 012702 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  68. Tape 012703 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  69. Tape 012704 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  70. Tape 012705 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  71. Tape 012801 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  72. Tape 012802 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  73. Tape 012803 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  74. Tape 012804 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  75. Tape 012805 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  76. Tape 012807 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  77. Tape 012808 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  78. Tape 012809 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  79. Tape 012901 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  80. Tape 012902 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  81. Tape 012903 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  82. Tape 013001 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  83. Tape 013002 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  84. Tape 013003 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  85. Tape 013004 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  86. Tape 013101 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  87. Tape 013102 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  88. Tape 013103 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  89. Tape 013201 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  90. Tape 013202 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  91. Tape 013203 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  92. Tape 013204 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  93. Tape 013205 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  94. Tape 013206 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  95. Tape 013207 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  96. Tape 013208 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  97. Tape 013209 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  98. Tape 013210 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  99. Tape 013301 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  100. Tape 013302 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  101. Tape 013303 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  102. Tape 013304 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  103. Tape 013401 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  104. Tape 013402 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  105. Tape 013403 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  106. Tape 013404 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  107. Tape 013405 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  108. Tape 013406 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  109. Tape 013501 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  110. Tape 013502 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  111. Tape 013601 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  112. Tape 013602 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  113. Tape 013603 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  114. Tape 013604 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  115. Tape 013701 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  116. Tape 013702 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  117. Tape 013703 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  118. Tape 013704 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  119. Tape 013705 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  120. Tape 013801 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  121. Tape 013802 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  122. Tape 013803 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  123. Tape 013804 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  124. Tape 013901 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  125. Tape 013902 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  126. Tape 013903 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  127. Tape 013904 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  128. Tape 013905 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  129. Tape 013906 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  130. Tape 013907 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  131. Tape 013908 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified
  132. Tape 013909 recorded on 1991-12. LocationSurrey: Camberley ( work ) Activity: Unspecified

1 (Tape 011501)

Mick (PS1GG) [1] Don't mind five grand coming your way.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2] I think [...] old man [...] that's got a [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [3] [...] .
[4] [...] conversation.
[5] Tape a matter of conversation, anything that's [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [6] Are they gonna allow you to walk around with this as well.
Mick (PS1GG) [7] I'm not gonna worry about setting it up, it's recording now.
Stuart (PS1GF) [8] [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [9] Well you're on candid tape.
Stuart (PS1GF) [10] You recording now?
Mick (PS1GG) [11] Yes.
Stuart (PS1GF) [12] Oh no ... are you getting money doing this?
Mick (PS1GG) [13] Twenty five quid.
Mark (PS1GE) [14] By the hour or week or [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [15] [...] .
[16] [...] ... I wanna record a bit of conversation people have between er their, their doing [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [17] Watch what you're saying chaps because were being [...] .
[18] Er it's an invasion of our personal privacy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [19] Fucking right it is.
Stuart (PS1GF) [20] But.
Mick (PS1GG) [21] You know it's not, no it's erm [...] for the Longman's Dictionary or something.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [22] Dictionary combined [...] .
[23] Say thirty, to find out how people talk, but a lot
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [24] Quack, quack, quack, quack.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [25] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [26] One of my [...] fucking answer [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [27] They didn't ask for it up on [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [28] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [29] They sit and [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [30] How good is it picking up [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [31] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [32] I mean how good's it gonna be picking up, is it gonna get all these background noises in?
Mick (PS1GG) [33] Yeah, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [34] Where's the old microphone then?
Mick (PS1GG) [35] There.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [36] You cunt.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laughing] [...] []
Mick (PS1GG) [37] Yeah, but the thing is, what it's, what it's doing is that, they want you to have a normal conversation on [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [38] So you gonna say suck my cock. [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [39] Hey, Chelsea.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [40] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [41] [...] find the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [42] Chelsea, Chelsea.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [43] What's [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [44] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [45] I'd wipe all that lot if I was you.
Mick (PS1GG) [46] No, it'll be alright .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [47] [...] coming up .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [48] Oh yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [49] Who's gonna [...] obviously.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [50] Who? [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [51] Rumbold's is a shit hole.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [52] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [53] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [54] Coming down the old [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [55] [...] say what, you sound fucking awful when you record yourself I [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [56] Yeah, you know what they say about, [...] used by [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [57] [...] fucking ever work?. [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [58] All that time ...
Mick (PS1GG) [59] Just speak normally, speak every day like you do.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [60] Fuck off round [...] .
[61] [sawing] When you stuff the old boy then? [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [62] Sounds as if it's been [...] managed.
[63] You're not doing a very good job [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [64] Huh, come, come [...] ... cos it's fucking early in the morning.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [65] But normally when
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [66] What till you get our [...] it .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [67] [...] [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [68] [...] , people start doing [...] show off [...] . [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [69] Look, stop it, but don't tell them next time.
[70] Just [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [71] Shouldn't of done, but [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [72] Are you allowed?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [73] [...] without telling [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [74] Oh, but you are, but you must tell them afterwards .
Stuart (PS1GF) [75] Afterwards , yeah.
Mick (PS1GG) [76] In which case if they're not too happy with it you can turn it off,rewi er wipe it off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [77] I'm not [...] turn it off and re-wind the fucking thing.
Mick (PS1GG) [78] You don't have to shout or anything.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [79] What's the fucking [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [80] [singing] [...] recorder [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [81] What's [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [82] [singing] let me [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [83] He know's, he know's, just [...] it's twenty five [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [84] [singing] Who's [...] [] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [85] Wouldn't mind doing it, just [...] quite interesting
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [singing] [...] []
Stuart (PS1GF) [86] [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [87] No, I got twenty tapes.
Stuart (PS1GF) [88] Yeah I've just read the literature, I glanced at it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [89] You what.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [90] Twenty fucking tapes.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [91] Shut up.
Stuart (PS1GF) [92] Why, why do people get like this, tape recorder or film recorder or
Mick (PS1GG) [93] They're standing there going [laugh] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [94] I've [...] normal so far, shut up you lot.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [95] [...] fucking [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [96] It's an impossibility Stu don't give us that.
[97] Maybe [...] is [...] you know [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [98] [singing] We're gonna make you ... a star R R R []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [99] [...] er write down the [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [100] You [...] stuff like that
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [101] [...] you go down the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [102] Ah .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [103] So [...] .
Mick (PS1GG) [104] [...] conversation .
Stuart (PS1GF) [105] Do you have to write down all those like, place, [...] , date.
Mick (PS1GG) [106] Yeah I've gotta, I've gotta write name, erm just your first name nothing, nothing else.
Stuart (PS1GF) [107] Mm.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [108] So you're still fucking [...] . [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [109] Quite [...] really.
Stuart (PS1GF) [110] How did ya get into it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [111] Out of order.
Mick (PS1GG) [112] Ah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [113] How did, how did you see that.
Mick (PS1GG) [114] She come round to me, there's [...] twenty five to thirty [...] cross section [...] use, and we made a [...] down the road [...] .
[115] [...] so we said yeah.
[116] I mean they're all, they're all this [...] walkman [...] , not [...] , but, [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [117] It's worth you doing it.
Mick (PS1GG) [118] Yeah, I trust, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [119] Lucky.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [120] [...] really.
Mick (PS1GG) [121] [...] one.
Stuart (PS1GF) [122] I didn't know you could get stuff recorded like that, is it like specially adaptable, or is that normal walkman?
Mick (PS1GG) [123] That's a normal walkman it's got erm .
Stuart (PS1GF) [124] I didn't even know you could record something.
Mick (PS1GG) [125] [...] yes, that's, that's the only thing that's different about it, it's got record button on there, ever had a walkman?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [126] [...] walkman ah?
Mick (PS1GG) [127] No, sure don't, wish I did.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [128] They long play tapes or something?
Mick (PS1GG) [129] They're full
Mick (PS1GG) [130] ninety minutes tape's.
Stuart (PS1GF) [131] Seem like.

2 (Tape 011502)

Barry (PS1GM) [132] [...] Geht es dir?
[133] Wohin kommen sie?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [134] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [135] What was you [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [136] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [137] [laugh] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [138] Good morgen, guten tag, dankeshon
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [139] Got ten pence Stewy?
Stuart (PS1GF) [140] Er, no I pay for it, no go on give me that and I'll pay the ten P ... yeah you pay for me, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [141] Oh, you're a show off.
Stuart (PS1GF) [142] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [143] [laugh] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [144] Have we stopped?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [145] No, no it's on [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [146] You would of thought a microphone and a camera would [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [147] It's amazing [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [148] [...] microphone up here.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [149] Number nineteen [...] . [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [150] Everyone's [...] about two inches from it in [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [151] [laugh] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [152] They do some of the finest dictionary's and it's real read English.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [153] Yeah, oh.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [154] What's wrong with it now, go and [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [155] Well they wanted to know who this old boy is.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [156] Are you gonna have to write down all, all everybody in this section sort of thing?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [157] Yeah the thing is I've gotta write them down in the order in which they appear.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [158] Ah?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [159] So you have to listen to this?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [160] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [161] Oh my good God.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [162] Probably.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [163] Ah, are you serious about this?
[164] Oh ah, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [165] Just the first names, it's not [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [166] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [167] Oh it is, it is, they just take your, your first name.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [168] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [169] [...] make sure [...] . [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [170] [...] beep, beep, hooray.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [171] Dildo.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [172] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [173] [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [174] What they
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [175] Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [176] what they want is a regional dialect as well.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [177] [...] you .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [178] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [179] Yeah were gonna, were gonna mess them up ain't we, old boy and wimp and stuff.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [180] Yeah, you let that [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [181] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [182] That's what I said ... she said she want's all [...] everything you say, all conversations .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [183] [whistling] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [184] Is she nice?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [185] I [...] but, not, ah [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [186] Oh I ain't doing nothing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [187] Ah, [laugh] , you ain't saying nothing then.
[188] Oh, oh, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [189] Erm, who's for a cup of tea?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [190] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [191] I'll go and put the kettle on.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [192] Ta.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [193] When you've done that first one you'll have to let us have a listen, I've never heard myself on the tape before.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [194] You don't want too.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [195] Sounds [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [196] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [197] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [198] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [199] Oh what about, what happens if we start banging hammers and stuff?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [200] I was gonna have [...] . [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [201] Alright [...] this morning.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [202] [laugh] , the point is [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [203] I mean the thing is were [...] some good conversation.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [204] What the fucking hell does [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [205] Oh I [...] I [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [206] [...] short sticky tape you never know, the old [...] . [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [207] Not on a Friday, oh it's really not fair.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [208] God sake.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [209] It's [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [210] [whistling] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [211] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [212] Hello Mick how's it going mate?
Mick (PS1GN) [213] Lovely, wouldn't mind fucking going with her for a night I tell ya.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [214] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [215] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [216] She's wearing sort of an old fashion corset thought in it?
Mick (PS1GN) [217] Well, who give's a fuck what she's wearing, long's get it off at the end of the day.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [218] Oh, what you say?
Mick (PS1GN) [219] [...] , shag, shagging.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [220] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [221] [laugh] .
Mick (PS1GN) [222] He send's me a paper the [...] old boy
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [223] [laugh] .
Mick (PS1GN) [224] Shag, tramp.
[225] [...] he's lucky, definitely come to bed [...] with that .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [226] Why can't you read [...] involve in the English language I do not know.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [227] Ok, steady on, [laughing] [sawing] ... []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [228] Be a good one on that they will
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [229] Fucking right, it shit.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [230] start, start, annoying Cheryl, fuck off and leave me alone Trev [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [231] Who's fucking down there then? [sawing] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [232] Who parked the old car?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [233] Yeah, I get you fucking whipped.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [234] I know I would, get in there [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [235] I want [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [236] You would?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [237] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [238] [...] might be embarrassed just put sports in the intellectual paper now, sports in intellectual paper now.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [239] [...] word over five letters long the other day
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [240] Who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [241] [...] , you know.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [242] Oh yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [243] Yeah, wanker.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [244] Taken up your language [...] .

3 (Tape 011503)

Stuart (PS1GF) [245] I've no [...] down London every time I've been down there, and haven't seen any trouble.
[246] I've never seen any trouble down London, not first hand like, no, never.
Mark (PS1GE) [247] Well, I, I go down there like eight, nine times a year.
[248] I get about as pissed as a bloke can [...] .
[249] [...] you could go to an area for the rest of your life and still not see any fighting.
Stuart (PS1GF) [250] Yeah, that's right, I mean, it is in it?
Mark (PS1GE) [251] Oh I go to Soho and China Town and that and I've never seen any trouble, the only time I actually saw a [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [252] I used to go [...] because hopefully one of the hardest town in
Mark (PS1GE) [253] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [254] Derby, but I mean one of the [...] any aggro, the stall [...] any hassle is in Covent Garden, which is a tourist place that was between two [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [255] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [256] In a pub cos couldn't handle the old English beer and all that, and they start an argument between themselves.

4 (Tape 011504)

Stuart (PS1GF) [257] Tell you wha whe where is a rough place just recently is er Farnborough.
Mark (PS1GE) [258] Is it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [259] [...] Farnborough.
Mark (PS1GE) [260] It's always been rough place
Stuart (PS1GF) [261] Did it?.
Mark (PS1GE) [262] Been there for a start so it must be a rough place .
Stuart (PS1GF) [263] The amount of times people have been thrown from the top of your window at night sort of thing.
[264] [...] been wrapped round people's head at tumble down [...] and stuff.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [265] [...] a rough place as well. [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [266] That's why were [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [267] Like the, the place that's really , really
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [268] It's the video they get in it, it's the American influence in it?.
Stuart (PS1GF) [269] No it ain't.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [270] It is, it's within our self in it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [271] I don't believe that shit about you watch a video then all of a sudden you're a Rambo.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [272] Yeah, but your mind's on [sawing] yeah, and what do they do, yeah and then they re-enact it outside.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [273] No, it's a load of shit, they can't, I can't believe you've got to have the mentality of a five year old and you fucking [sawing] if you, if you believe it [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [274] Well that's right [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [275] Yeah but not everybody
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [276] But [...] wants you out Trev, he might burst a [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [277] I [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [278] Yeah, it's true, you take bits of The Sweeney, yeah, they done an episode of where there's bank raid and what they don't want they use mask, masking tape right [whistling] like that and end up [...] .
[279] Got to try and come up with the rest of them [...] that's how they done it [...] , a couple of days after somebody re-enact that [...] again.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [280] Yeah, but the thing is right, they, that's because they're criminally insane any way, it may have given them an idea but it doesn't mean that that women or whoever it might not of died any way.
[281] I don't see why, why the, the many should suffer because of the few idiots.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [282] Trouble is they lie [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [283] [...] you lie [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [284] Yeah, but even so, the [...] well it, you're [...] I wouldn't see a film [...] .
[285] Do you think [...] , you see you've got to get another bloke [...] and bloody great, he'll do the same thing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [286] Well, we can't the only way [...] stop it all together and that ain't gonna [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [287] Do [...] .
[288] When we [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [289] Yeah.
[290] Well I mean I've known this bloke, if somebody's gonna do something like that whether they see it on a film or not, I [...] still go out and do it, they make it [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [291] [...] look, look [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [292] I've [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [293] Once upon a time there [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [294] Oh yeah, but some people, you can't, you can't not [...] for everybody do it .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [295] No, no, no, oh no, not .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [296] [...] you've got all this [...] America's, the [...] America's, [...] , not a lot [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [297] Oh yeah. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [298] Oh yeah, I agree with that, I, were are afterwards, were are [...] body [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [299] Yeah [...] way of life .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [300] I mean I think to a, I think to a degree we always have been [...] fifty sort of thing when the rock 'n' roll started to come over ... then again you see for we, we look [...] little one .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [301] Little one ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [302] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [303] You know, the only way, the only way you can stop them is to [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [304] All I know is that any, any sight , any sight person who watches television doesn't forcibly go out and re-enact it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [305] I, I .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [306] Well, I don't think so.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [307] I was gonna say, if, if, if he, if he's not reasonably sane then he might be, he's gonna do, go out and do something like that any way
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [308] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [309] he makes a plan a diff a different way sort of thing .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [310] The, the idea have been planted there any way.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [311] Yeah ... all the film bloke's have [...] way of doing it, which he, he probably would of found out any way.
[312] It's not hard to kill or damage any one ... [...] [yawning] it'll be a long old day today I reckon [] , dragging already [...] .
[313] I'm might say, what I'm, I'm not saying that film [...] but in some, in some cases he don't, you know, there has always been [...] he don't in this [...] a lot of people.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [314] Yeah .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [315] Yeah I'll go along with that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [316] Yeah I would.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [317] Yeah I'll go along with that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [318] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [319] Hear, hear.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [320] I don't know what were going along with so I ain't gotta say.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [321] Hear, hear.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [322] What are we going along with?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [323] Dunno.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [324] Sometimes a small minority of people can be influenced by what they see via the films or something.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [325] Yeah, I'll go along with that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [326] I'll go along with that old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [327] Yeah, just [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [328] [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [329] I still don't think [...] do about it.

5 (Tape 011505)

Nigel (PS1GK) [330] Shut up we played the [...] , you think about all them mother's [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [331] Oh [...] or something.
Nigel (PS1GK) [332] Big [...] of them there.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [333] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [334] Yeah, who was, who was there [...] , who was there there though.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [335] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [336] Who was there there though.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [337] They reached thirteen nine, cos they'd two and a half times amount of play.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [338] Who was there [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [339] Either that or there, all had there boots [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [340] Charlie loves the [...] didn't he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [341] Oh god, I think [...] fucking Charlie [...] .
[342] I rang about half six [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [343] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [344] Making a funny [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [345] Fucking weren't, [...] . [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [346] They might be [...] . [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [347] It goes [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [348] [...] . [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [349] Wasting my time [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [350] [...] after [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [351] No, it's not.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [352] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [353] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [354] [...] what other game [...] I'll be the one laughing [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [355] Morning Chris.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [356] What you doing, gonna do, go one and one after work are ya?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [357] [...] , I'm only winding him up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [358] Look boy, you've never played in an eleven side match before, [...] .
[359] Yeah, look's like [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [360] They've got to stop every five minutes for a [...] .

6 (Tape 011506)

Barry (PS1GM) [361] Thank you very much, they're well stitched.
Mark (PS1GE) [362] It's not a stitch up.
[363] Trying to find [...] .
Barry (PS1GM) [364] What I mean to say it's not very, [...] it could be appreciated if they [...] about it, but we just er left [...] to do it and then tell him afterwards the bits.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [365] Really?
Mark (PS1GE) [366] [...] if you draw that much [...] to it, you'll be entitled to wipe your bit off, not got to worry about it.
[367] You don't have to tell his why doing it, but he has to tell you afterwards.
[368] If somebody, he tapes somebody and they draw exception to it, say right, tell them I don't want to be taped.
Barry (PS1GM) [369] If, you wanna be taped or what.
Mark (PS1GE) [370] No, it's entirely anonymous all they're trying to do is find out how people speak.
Barry (PS1GM) [371] What about [...] fuck off [...] , that's it [...] want, every day a modern day plan .
Mark (PS1GE) [372] That's what they want , as they're doing a dictionary.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [373] No [...] find it keeps .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [374] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [375] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [376] Oh, we just [...] we just had a fairly intelligent conversation I thought.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [377] Er, thank you very much.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [378] None of us is blooming Einstein.

7 (Tape 011507)

Stuart (PS1GF) [379] Tell you what Mark, that must be a hell of a job trying to collate all this information you know, must be a hell of a job trying to collate all this information they're gonna have to get, I mean how many people are they gonna get to do this?
Mark (PS1GE) [380] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [381] It's gotta be a lot of people to get a rough guide in it?
Mark (PS1GE) [382] Well what they're doing is that [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [383] Check this out old boy.

8 (Tape 011508)

Mark (PS1GE) [384] Right guys, I'm gonna need a hand on this one anybody?
[385] Need a hand.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [386] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [387] Barry might [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [388] What's this, what's this.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [389] Might need a hand, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [390] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [391] Might need a hand.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [392] Oh [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [393] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [394] What erm, what seems to be erm
Mark (PS1GE) [395] Just to do that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [396] Oh this is the erm ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [397] Are we erm, happy with us?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [398] Yes.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [399] Jolly good, pretty good all round.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [400] Oh, that's ... too much.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [401] Were all [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [402] All that as well. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [403] There's a [...] well there you go, ban from the sink kitchen.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [404] [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [405] Yeah, there's no answer to that [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [406] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [407] He needs [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [408] Sounds like a good name for a pop group don't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [409] [...] .

9 (Tape 011509)

Mark (PS1GE) [410] Quiet on this section at the moment in it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [411] You keep [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [412] [...] must be the quietest time of day for us.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [413] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [414] That and dinner.
[415] I'll turn it off dinner time, don't want to hear the sound of Chris's snoring.
[416] What time is it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [417] Quarter too.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [418] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [419] Oh right, we can go out.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [420] Oh fucking hell, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [421] I know some guy still takes snuff every now and again.
Mark (PS1GE) [422] What's it made off this snuff?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [423] Clears the nose don't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [424] That's right, makes you sneeze don't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [425] What [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [426] Goes [...] get's a little shop in [...] , it's an old form of [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [427] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [428] [...] be able to make some ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [429] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [430] [...] yet?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [431] I've always got a [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [432] [...] watching.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [433] I hate that stuff.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [434] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [435] Like from sex shops and stuff like that, that is.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [436] Bit that old bag in it?
[437] That ain't like the bag [...] oh thought that she meant the [...] come out of.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [438] Oh [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [439] Does dunnit [...] . [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [440] Bob and Tony [...] go to the club this afternoon put her [...] down, if I'm any where near that I'd fucking stop [...] and all sorts.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [441] Yeah, a bit late [...]

10 (Tape 011601)

Mark (PS1GE) [442] What?
Stuart (PS1GF) [443] Do you have to listen to every single one of those tapes?
Mark (PS1GE) [444] No, I'm not suppose to, really.
[445] I think I will, [...] list of all the names and that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [446] Yeah. [banging]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [447] Well actually I [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [448] True .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [449] But I, I obviously try to.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [450] Yeah, same here.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [451] But ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [452] Yeah, you don't try and find a [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [453] [...] you tape don't show that [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [454] Yeah, give me a [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [455] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [456] Yeah and me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [457] Yeah and me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [458] Can you [...] tapes out for you.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [459] Handy having one of them round your when you go in the office [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [460] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [461] What's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [462] Need a [...] then would ya?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [463] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [464] Yeah and I hear the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [465] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [466] Who do you know [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [467] Ooh ah, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [468] Ooh are, ooh are, ooh are, ooh are Rolling Stones first album.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [469] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [470] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [471] Oh ... before my time old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [472] Works at Rumbold's as well didn't he? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [473] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [474] What do you think of that?
[475] What do you think of them then? [sawing] not it ain't.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [476] Better, [...] shipping.
[477] [...] down to me.
[478] Do you know I fucking do [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [479] I only put [...] .

11 (Tape 011602)

Mark (PS1GE) [480] My god, there's tins out there stew.
Stuart (PS1GF) [481] Yeah, so.
Mark (PS1GE) [482] Why the fuck are you using them?
Stuart (PS1GF) [483] Barry wanted me to use it up alright nosey.
Mark (PS1GE) [484] Fair enough.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [485] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [486] Don't see what the aggravation is over here.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [487] It's all your fault Barry use this up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [488] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [489] [...] oh my life.
[490] We told [...] to do that for ya.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [491] Yeah, see, better not do [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [492] [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [493] And [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [494] Ah, well he's gone off sick.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [495] Just cos I'm fit you see.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [496] You see, she's got no [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [497] No, he's just gone on.
[498] I don't know whether he's gone on [...] or something because it's [...] .

12 (Tape 011603)

Mark (PS1GE) [499] They've already done that already.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [500] What?
Mark (PS1GE) [501] A [...] by the side of it, are [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [502] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [503] I had it, had it recording last night [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [504] [...] whole lot about six hundred quid . [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [505] And er the cats started playing with the microphone [...] pushing it about, [laugh] , you can actually hear the cat playing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [506] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [507] [...] bath [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [508] Never [...] called greatest cat, really is, I mean [...] , come towards ya, grab you and bite you and then if I throw him away about five minutes later he'll come up and bite you again you know, really fucking, don't just [...] like, just keeps on doing it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [509] My sister's got two Alsatian's, all they do on the [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [510] [...] my cat. [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [511] Gravy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [512] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [513] This little ginger one of ours, he's, he's a terrier, me uncle looked after a Staff a Staff Bull Terrier and er his name's Winston [...] and he immediately walked through there as if he owns it, you know, the way they do.
[514] And he scoffed all ginger's grub
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [515] Mm.
Mark (PS1GE) [516] [...] to the bathroom, you know, expecting a big welcome and there's ginger lying there, he's only about ooh of five inches long and he's only about, weighs less than a [...] , immediately he's backs arched and he's hissing away there, his tail came up like [...] you know
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [517] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [518] [...] and er he stood there and old Winston's trying to sniff him, [...] giving it all the hissing, eventually [...] has gone ?like this and [...] .
[519] Dog sort of stood there and [...] looked at [...] you know, he didn't know where to put himself, let him, eventually he, he's sort of, you can see it on his face [...] did that, fucking thing keep away from me [laugh] .
[520] Stopped on [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [521] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [522] Say don't let it me near, [laugh] I don't want anything to do with it.

13 (Tape 011604)

Mark (PS1GE) [523] Oh he's an engineer and he don't fucking know nothing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [524] Who else [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [525] I'm a [...] . [laugh] .
Mark (PS1GE) [526] Doesn't really matter does it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [527] [laugh] .
[528] Oh, oh fuck off Mark. [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [529] What he drink [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [530] Who?
Mark (PS1GE) [531] Him, [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [532] Oh, oh [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [533] You're getting far too cheeky [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [534] Getting [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [535] Oh fucking stand for that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [536] What, what for?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [537] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [538] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [539] You're lucky that if that'll be any harder I would fucking [...] his fucking neck off for him.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [540] Try it sometime.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [541] Yes, let's go now, lunch time yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [542] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [543] Alright then.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [544] Let's go fucking now.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [545] Alright [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [546] It's alright, still legible.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [547] You done a boogie.

14 (Tape 011605)

Mark (PS1GE) [548] What happen was we was standing this jeweller's, well really we'd been there, she [...] half the stuff for me and er other people and that, but erm, were standing there for ages, and she come, I'm, I'm sort of standing there like this up against the counter waiting to be served, suppose to be coming back right, stood right on the [...] foot, it hurt, but I thought ok it's a busy shop he won't [...] so I'd turned around, sort of he was there, so I sort of went to him like that ... and he was [...] looked at me and fucking looked back, so I said are you gonna apologise then, getting right fucking pissed off cos I [...] about three o'clock that day, hang over and being dragged up and down the town all fucking day ain't my idea of fun you know,ri right in a bad mood anyway, and he said no in a real fucking why don't you try and make me [...] sort of attitude, so I'm just about to fucking say something to me, like, how [...] out the shop and everything, and she said what's the fuck, what's the matter with you then?
[549] I said well that cunt stood on my foot, she said so, [...] move out [...] I said what about good manners then.
Stuart (PS1GF) [550] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [551] Would of been right, you know would have been a nightmare, [...] expected to [...] all over the place.
[552] But if somebody said to me [...] shop, alright you don't flare up [...] face you flare up with them for not fucking apologising.
Stuart (PS1GF) [553] Yeah, I suppose.
Mark (PS1GE) [554] Me sort of, I said you gonna apologise then?
[555] He sort of said, sort of went ... no, so I went don't fucking apologise me you shit and all this sort of stuff right [...] .
[556] So I [...] I [...] fucking get it right, say something, I was right pissed off by this time, next, I, I, I stood out and step forward fucking get closer sort of thing and say something and that was it, [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [557] [laugh] .
Mark (PS1GE) [558] Makes me look a right cunt dragging me out of the shop let alone.
[559] [...] , oh I hate shopping, I had a massive hang over, right piss up the night before, [...] Sunday.
Stuart (PS1GF) [560] Ah?
Mark (PS1GE) [561] [...] Sunday, I, I was up [...] ladder cutting the trees down [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [562] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [563] Oh, right, we [...] row, we lucky we've got a row of trees all the way ... along the back fence like, and in the summer when all the foliage [...] makes quite a nice barrier for the noise and sound and stuff, but what were trying to do is to stop them from, were trying to make them spread out
Stuart (PS1GF) [564] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [565] the right way to do that is crop them, don't ya?
Stuart (PS1GF) [566] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [567] So there's me and a mate up a ladder with chain saws and that nearly all day yesterday, good fun actually.
[568] Give me a fucking chain saw in me hand I'm well away [laugh] , love it.
[569] They're not, they're not big trees or nothing so I mean there was, it was only a, like one of these small [...] power chain saws, [...] one hand sort of thing, grab hold of it like that, there was nothing, no really big branches, were only cutting the tops off.
[570] We, we did trim them a bit around the sides, they were quite big, you know, [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [571] What are they [...] trees or something?.
Mark (PS1GE) [572] Erm, I don't know really, Oak, Sycamore a mixture.
[573] [...] trees.
[574] [...] . [...] got a couple of Oak tree's, there in the corner you've got, cos our fence you've got that, my house is there right, [...] road down like that and you've got a fencing, it goes like that and with got trees all around it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [575] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [576] And they're and they're, we've got Oak, big Oak trees that have started to get quite big now as they will and the rest is all a mixture of Horse, Horse Chestnut and Sycamore and couple of other like things in there.
[577] A couple of times we had [...] big branch and stuff [...] .
[578] You know good fun, love, love having a hand and chain saw.
[579] We, we hired one of these little ones, we did get a bigger for the [...] , only cost us fifteen quid to hire three chain saws for the day.
Stuart (PS1GF) [580] Where was that?
Mark (PS1GE) [581] That was the, erm, the tool hire shop in, in North Camp.
Stuart (PS1GF) [582] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [583] [...] it's alright.
[584] You pay for your own petrol and stuff.
[585] Oh yeah, yeah [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [586] Yes, it's wicked, wicked man.
Mark (PS1GE) [587] Might go [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [588] Yeah, yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [589] Not got a hang over or nothing.
Stuart (PS1GF) [590] No.
Mark (PS1GE) [591] Still [...] .
[592] I've been as fucking sober as a Judge since Friday night.
Stuart (PS1GF) [593] Put me off I think.
Mark (PS1GE) [594] Yeah, I only go out drinking now once a week so I think I make the most of it, can't remember anything I did Friday night again.
Stuart (PS1GF) [595] [...] typical night out.
Mark (PS1GE) [596] No I don't know whether it's true or not I don't know whether they're fucking [...] trouble is it sounds like the sort of thing I do, is we parked in the multi storey car park in Guildon .
Stuart (PS1GF) [597] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [598] Parked in the multi storey car park in Guildon and were walking along and like there's all this, you go down to the ground floor and then you've got the first and second [...] and er ... you can get to the first floor where it's like the first floor [...] the first floor is just above sort of street level
Stuart (PS1GF) [599] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [600] but, with, with this walk down into this, this dip so I had to get underneath and I said where'd you park? and he said the second floor taking the piss, so apparently three of his other mates who were well dressed up as well, and he, he said race ya, so I started off fucking, so he, he started off running through the thing right, cos [...] said race yeah, he went, apparently I just climbed up the outside of the building ... [...] climbed up two fucking flights of floors, you know, I can't remember anything about it though.

15 (Tape 011606)

Mark (PS1GE) [601] You see I can't remember if they're if they're pulling my plonker or not, but that is the sort of thing I do, but I can't remember anything about it.
[602] The only trouble is I did have quite, well it's easy though that's the thing ... it's just like a, it's just a multi storey car park, so it's quite easy, and you, you know you can get strong when you're pissed don't you, like
Stuart (PS1GF) [603] What [...] fucking [...] .
[604] Well either you have to think it's wrong.
Mark (PS1GE) [605] yeah but I mean, I [...] it, I [...] when I'm fucking pissed, I can't [...] sober, that's why I probably think they're, they're not pulling a plonker cos I've done that sort of thing in the past ... had me fucking climbing on bikes, swinging off the side of the building [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [606] Oh I.
Mark (PS1GE) [607] See I never know whether they're pulling, pulling a plonker or not you know, that's the real [...] , like I said I can't remember doing it, but, I wouldn't put it pass myself and I fucking get stupid, I don't get aggressive or anything I just get stupid, you know, I do shit like that.
[608] I've nicked bus stop signs, fucking road signs and stuff, I just get stupid, that's if I get that pissed, I mean I probably talking of, talking of fucking all most not knowing you're right name sort of pissed.
Stuart (PS1GF) [609] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [610] That's the thing,apparent apparently I couldn't even walk straight, and yet there's me fucking climbing up the outside of a building, which to me sounds about right.
[611] God knows how I didn't kill myself and the sheer of the whole thing was, it wasn't even on the second floor, it was on the ground floor, they were just pulling a [...] .
[612] Cos I count.
Stuart (PS1GF) [613] I, I use to go up the [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [614] But norm nine times out of ten you went the inside of it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [615] Oh yeah, just sat there in the outside, down a [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [616] Well I, see, if, my memory
Stuart (PS1GF) [617] Fucking people use to come out and fucking say to me, fucking wanker up there, I wonder if he's gonna jump, [...] the old bill [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [618] Well, my, my memory right, you go down into, into like a, the ground floor and the top of the, like the bottom of the next floor is about that sort of height, but there is a wall up there sort of thing, which erm, I, I must, which you could probably get on.
[619] So what they says is that I, I got on at this wall, jumped across onto this other wall, shinned up the outside of this other wall, stood on top of this the first floor wall and jumped up and caught hold of the top of the second floor wall and he reckon in the la about fucking twenty odd seconds, I was up and over and in, they, they, they [...] fucking kill yourself, get down, I can't remember none of it.
[620] The on the only thing I can remember is running after the car.
Stuart (PS1GF) [621] Why they all just piled in did they?
Mark (PS1GE) [622] Well I don't know.
Stuart (PS1GF) [623] [...] to fuck off?
Mark (PS1GE) [624] Yeah, probably, me and this other mate he'd a, did a, I can, I can remember him saying something about I'll race yeah, it, like I remember just remember him, me and him run running down ramps and stuff trying to get back down to the ground floor, so ... [...] [sawing] .
[625] Actually sometimes I'm pretty glad I don't remember things like that.
[626] You can see why I was in such a bad mood Saturday cos if I'd drunk that much Friday night you can imagine what sort of a hang over I had.
[627] I mean we got up about nine o'clock as well.
[628] [...] but er I'd meet up in town and [...] our house like twenty past nine, half past [...] , get, get, get the bit of shopping done before the fucking [...] crowds I might off wasted me time, we got in there about ten o'clock, [...] right old day.
Stuart (PS1GF) [629] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [630] By fucking half past ten it's, it's well busy, it's so packed. [sawing] [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [631] Barry's not there. [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [632] I bet you hate it when the glue goes hard [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [633] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [634] That's the only thing with bonding [...] .

16 (Tape 011607)

Mark (PS1GE) [635] When you're fucking pissed out does compare to lot of them [...] taking sister up to er Black [...] you know.
Stuart (PS1GF) [636] Yeah, I could do with some [...] . [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [637] The thing is the [...] said to me ... she said, oh [...] were going out in style and have a drink, had a really nice sandwich there like, it was french loaf about that bit, get nice home cooked [...] lot's of cheese and onion right, really nice [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [638] Fucking dangling [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [639] Yeah, I just go and get this and I'll go and pop down to [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [640] [...] eat sort of thing.
[641] We eventually got in there about coming up to half past two
Stuart (PS1GF) [642] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [643] so I mean I'd been dying for this pint all, all day sort of thing, I felt much better after that.
[644] Yes that right, yeah, and that was the start of this erm [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [645] I said I was [...] myself but [...] , but what get's me is people stand there chat, I mean your walking behind them and then all of a sudden there just stop dead, and you must be carry on walking [...] oh god there's about twenty of them there blocking the fucking isle
Stuart (PS1GF) [646] Yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [647] and you've got to try and get round them, oh god, there's about six thousand [...] trying to do the same thing. [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [648] I'll tell you what my idea of hell is [...] going Christmas shopping with them.
[649] [...] and then you've got women all round the worse one's are the women with the kiddies in the pushchair, [...] and you've got to go round and you [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [650] Tell you what women with pram's and stuff, there [...] fucking tread on the babies head or something.
[651] Notice that [...] supermarket's [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [652] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [653] Yeah, fucking little kid like [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [654] it's bad enough standing there trying to be calm and nonchalant like most bloke's do in the fucking underwear department.
Mark (PS1GE) [655] Don't [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [656] Oh, I wasn't and erm, the next thing I know I've nearly fucking been bowled over, sort of the bags in [...] fucking look behind me [...] , so those two [...] fucking bought the bags back down fucking legs [...] and I've just caught this like [...] running round another, another thing, I thought oh fucking little kid, the next thing I know there's another one [...] gone pass me like, taken the bags, [...] the handles out of the plastic bags, fucking [...] and it was a girl that was going first this time, so I [...] and sure enough there was a little fucking brat boy coming again, so I just went [...] flying he sort of looked up at me and rubbed his eye like that and [...] carried on running after the [...] .
[657] I said you come round here sonny you'll [...] .
[658] I was just about to wind up, right, you know.
Mark (PS1GE) [659] [...] brown bread.
Stuart (PS1GF) [660] Fucking what, I, I'm, I think it was he's mum or not, some old biddy gave me a right old [...] .
[661] [...] put the handbags of the [...] and as he came round I sort of went [...] . [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [662] And you know the only reason you've got a hang over and you know there isn't really any body else to blame but yourself, but that makes you want to look for a scape-goat, but the kid [...] .
[663] There's nothing worse than being in a foul temper and knowing that it's only you, you've got to blame for it. [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [664] It's really nice and sweet all day and it's fucking making me even angrier.
[665] I hate going shopping with them, she wants to go next Saturday, I said fuck that.
Mark (PS1GE) [666] Go on your own.
Stuart (PS1GF) [667] Yeah, oh what, I didn't actually say fuck that, [...] I know I've got to go and get your present [...] you know. [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [668] Friends family and stuff, [...] day sort of thing, that'll be quite a good idea.
Mark (PS1GE) [669] right.
Stuart (PS1GF) [670] She'll, she'll think that's right [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [671] [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [672] I know it's good in it? [...] but erm, [...] bought her, I've bought her a Ghost video.
Mark (PS1GE) [673] A what?
Stuart (PS1GF) [674] A Ghost video.
Mark (PS1GE) [675] Oh yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [676] Bought her, erm, [...] , bought her a little
Stuart (PS1GF) [677] I was gonna split that [...] .
[678] I've only got eight more things to get her, I've already spent about, I don't know, sixty quid on her.

17 (Tape 011608)

Stuart (PS1GF) [679] Don't tell me your mates just gone to the sun and the sand as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [680] Yeah, oh he's well in love.
Stuart (PS1GF) [681] Is he?
Mark (PS1GE) [682] Mm, definite marriage case.
[683] I don't know how, I don't know how they can stand to be apart [...] .
[684] Ah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [685] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [686] What.
Stuart (PS1GF) [687] All of a sudden you, you done quite well and pick up a.

18 (Tape 011701)

Mark (PS1GE) [688] Tin, tin, tin, tin [singing] [...] all his [...] in the store [...] , eaten all the fishes in the poor old master's [...] [] [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [689] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [690] [singing] [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [691] I want that [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [692] [singing] [...] in my can not see, [...] with me []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [693] Hello Harry, how's it going in [...] city?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [694] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [695] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [696] [...] . [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [697] [singing] there was Chris, Chris trying to take the piss in the [...] there was Chris, Chris gonna take the piss in the [...] , my eyes looked in my can of [...] , I have no [...] with my, I have no [...] not a [...] , trying to make ya [...] []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [698] [singing] We'll take it's up the [...] []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [699] What can you do [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [700] [singing] Always look on the bright side of life [] [whistling]

19 (Tape 011702)

Chris (PS1GH) [701] Here, did you hear that Barry [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [702] We must be the latest [...] .
[703] [...] your [...] number one fucking [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [704] Oh, I must get [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [705] [singing] You've lost that loving feeling, ooh, that [...] feeling, he's got that [...] feeling which is, is gone, gone, gone, cos he can't go on no, wow, wow, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [706] can't go on no, wow, wow, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [707] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [708] [singing] he get's down on his [...] [] [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [709] Microphone when we start singing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [710] Go on break the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [711] [singing] We don't need nothing []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [712] Oh, what we need is Richard over here to give us some of his crazy comments, yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [713] [...] never came over today did he? [...] ... .

20 (Tape 011703)

Stuart (PS1GF) [714] Do you wanna tell me what number it is?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [715] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [716] I could be what number it is [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [717] It is two, five, one, one, O it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [718] C, seven, eight, three
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [719] Hold up, hold up ... what, seven, eight, three, seven
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [720] Seven, four, nine ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [721] Got that on Monday morning [...] I thought that was the worst time of the week.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [722] No it's alright, you fucking annoy me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [723] That's what makes Monday worth warming his smile.

21 (Tape 011704)

Mick (PS1GG) [724] Fucking twenty five to three ... clamped up fucking arsehole, [...] about to stick one on tramp.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [725] Yeah, don't let him get that close to me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [726] No, alright then.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [727] Fuck off, the lot of ya.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [728] We all gonna have a little sing a song [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [729] I have been.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [730] Have yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [731] [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [732] Yeah, where have you been?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [733] It's been [...] . [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [734] I've been having [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [735] Ah, right.

22 (Tape 011705)

Chris (PS1GH) [736] Is that all you've done?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [737] No, I've done [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [738] [...] it's a forty hour week man.
[739] We've been in at five past eight, we've been in [...] past eight.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [740] No, yeah, but [...] only works [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [741] Then again Barry we don't creep in at fifteen minutes past eight either.
Barry (PS1GM) [742] I didn't creep in I just boldly [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [743] [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [744] [...] .

23 (Tape 011801)

Mark (PS1GE) [745] He says that really well there actually.
[746] ... Same dozy kind of voice.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [747] If the van was big enough we could put [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [748] [...] oh this won't notice [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [749] Is he?
Stuart (PS1GF) [750] [...] [laugh] [...] .
[751] Yeah he said look that's what I gave you he said.
[752] Here's the other half. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [753] Paranoid
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [754] I threw that actually and I didn't [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [755] I just saw you standing there with a smile on your face.
Mark (PS1GE) [756] Can't help it I ... I'm such a give away when things like that are happening.
Stuart (PS1GF) [757] A grand total of eleven pounds [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [758] They haven't covered it yet, are they going to?
Stuart (PS1GF) [759] Er ... dunno.
Mick (PS1GG) [760] Suppose they wanted us off.
Mark (PS1GE) [761] [...] making up [...] cash.
Chris (PS1GH) [762] See that ... fucking brilliant. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [763] [...] petty cash.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [764] [...] don't drop that.
Chris (PS1GH) [765] [...] won't be able to choose it [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [766] I can't imagine who suggested it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [767] [...] a bit tasty.
[768] ... Bit tasty.
Chris (PS1GH) [769] Nicer than [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [770] Let's have a look.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [771] Give him ... a little plastic clock.
Stuart (PS1GF) [772] [laugh] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [773] [...] clock [laugh] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [774] Yours is in a right fucking state.
[775] He would be impressed.
Stuart (PS1GF) [776] I told you he'd see it.
Mark (PS1GE) [777] What?
[778] See what?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [779] He would you know.
[780] [...] playing around with [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [781] I'm playing diseases [laugh] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [782] You're the only bloke we haven't got yet Barry.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [783] Towing him up the road.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [784] They're all hanging waving [...] . ... [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [785] [laughing] Oh you broke it Barry [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [786] An origami lesson.
Chris (PS1GH) [787] Have you got nothing better to do than [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [788] No.
Stuart (PS1GF) [789] No.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [790] We're making a, making a ... we're making a collection for Mr
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [791] I've got mine here waiting to go in. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [792] Got mine.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [793] Got mine.
Mark (PS1GE) [794] Oh sod [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [795] I'll tell you what I'm gonna put in ... I'm gonna put in fifty P you.
[796] [laugh] I sh I should have brought that Irish woman in.
[797] She was a bit thick.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [798] What that Irish woman?
[799] You really should.
Mark (PS1GE) [800] I ain't used to her voice
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [801] Who's got [...] money?
[802] ... [...] . You can see it now can't you?
[803] Farewell day ... he's gonna give his farewell speech, thank you for your generous donation.
[804] I really needed these two nuts and bolts for ... for a chair I'm making at home.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [805] Sounded like [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [806] No,.
Chris (PS1GH) [807] Who's he?
Mark (PS1GE) [808] Director of B S G.
Chris (PS1GH) [809] Oh is he, I dunno anything about B S G.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [810] What about ... oh no.
Mark (PS1GE) [811] No actually 's not the top dog is he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [812] Isn't he?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [813] The shareholders can ... vote him off the board themselves. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [814] Could they sack the shareholder? ... i i if there's a shareholder [...] do they sack him?
Mark (PS1GE) [815] No.
Karl (PS1GJ) [816] Could have.
[817] ... Shit should have bought shares shouldn't I.
Mark (PS1GE) [818] Actually I'm not sure [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [819] Oh they can sack you on the works.
Mark (PS1GE) [820] Yes but they can't get rid of you as a shareholder.
Stuart (PS1GF) [821] They could buy your house.
Mark (PS1GE) [822] Yeah but they can't sack you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [823] But if you are a shareholder they can sack you [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [824] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [825] Got any money ready.
Stuart (PS1GF) [826] Yeah.
[827] [...] I've got mine here. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [828] Oh do sit down [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [829] That's where all the tape's going Stuart.
Stuart (PS1GF) [830] I've only done this a little while.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [831] [...] it's getting all out of hand now [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [832] Right come on [...] knuckle down you guys or I shall have to get [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [833] I've been knuckling down all the time.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [834] You what?
[835] Yeah, doing it on the wrong sides. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [836] One mistake I've made since I've been here that is.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [837] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [838] [...] ... [laugh] I said ... I'm getting more enjoyment out of.
[839] They don't put their backs in it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [840] And putting it on there themselves. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [841] Yeah nice one Eric. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [842] That fucking [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [843] They don't work.
[844] Permanently on there. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [845] Come on then, let's [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [846] Well they won't fit.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [847] [...] armpits old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [848] Oh I know.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [849] They still smell fresher than you [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [850] That is nice, that is. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [851] On the ball, as usual
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [852] You know that boy you kept talking about?
[853] He's gonna be kicked in a minute. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [854] Who's been tooling all the parts? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [855] Ah!
[856] You!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [857] I noticed that [laugh] .
Mark (PS1GE) [858] What have you got to do then [...] ?
[859] ... Well [...] you come over here for?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [860] Put them in the fucking [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [861] Stuart , can you come and [...] ?
Stuart (PS1GF) [862] What?
[863] ... Oh no!
[864] The [...] ... Oh [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [865] Cheers [laugh] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [866] How do you know that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [867] [...] pack up [...] .
[868] Or [...] still to pack up already. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [869] Certainly not you [...] that's for sure.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [870] Cos it's too hot.
[871] I can't.
[872] ... [...] ... I know what I'm gonna put in ... I'm gonna put in [...] ...
Chris (PS1GH) [873] [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [874] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [875] Who's fucking been [...] cut the bottom off my [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [876] No idea.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [877] Somebody's been chucking
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [878] Who's fucking scalpel from [...] ? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [879] This fucking clock card?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [880] Why, what's he done?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [881] Cut the bottom off it.
[882] ... Oh [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [883] [laughing] What the fuck do you think you're done [] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [884] Cutting the bottom off yours like you cut the bottom off mine. [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [885] Do you wanna fuck off?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [886] Well who the fucking hell says I did that?
[887] ... I didn't do that.
[888] ... I don't care who told you I did but I didn't do that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [889] He's taking it off the wrong [...] hasn't he?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [890] No.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [891] [...] I apologize old boy.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [892] You dozy git.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [893] Thanks very much [laugh] .
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [894] Oh I don't believe this.
[895] ... An innocent onlooker and I get fucking
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [896] Card vandals.
[897] No that's not [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [898] [singing] Yeah you know you make me wanna shout [] .
[899] ... I turn my back for one minute ... [...] ... [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [900] [...] Oh shit.
[901] Oh shit. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [902] That ain't gonna [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] ...
Chris (PS1GH) [903] I don't know! ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [904] Where's the bits for this [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [905] That's the one.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [906] Where's the bits for this one? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [907] [singing] One man [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [908] One man and his dog Spot ... [singing] went to mow a meadow [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [909] [...] [laugh] paranoid.
[910] ... [...] you got to do it again [...] .
[911] See you've got to do it again. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [912] [singing] La la la la la America [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [913] [...] go no slower now.
[914] I've got to make the job last.
[915] Mind your business Graham. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [916] I shouldn't have to put the fucking [...] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [917] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [918] I shouldn't have to put the fucking [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [919] [...] cut his card up a bit more.
[920] ... Just cut his, go on [...] ... just a little smidgen.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [921] That's not his card.
[922] ... No I know he's ... taped it up hasn't he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [923] That's alright.
[924] Cut it off right, cut more of the bottom off and leave the tape there. [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [925] He's a nasty little ... boy isn't he, really?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [926] Eh? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [927] Boring now innit?
Stuart (PS1GF) [928] Yeah a bit.
[929] ... Everybody's checking themselves so often that
Mark (PS1GE) [930] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [931] Everybody's checking themselves so often ... bit boring.
[932] ... Can't even get ... loads on anybody now.
Mark (PS1GE) [933] Can't even what?
Stuart (PS1GF) [934] You can't even get loads on anybody now.
[935] People are keep checking themselves so often.
[936] ... They'd better not get any on me after I've done this, put it that way.
Mark (PS1GE) [937] After what?
Stuart (PS1GF) [938] After I've done this.
[939] ... Well cos I can't check myself when I've got this on.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [940] It's gotta be you that puts them on you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] [singing] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [941] [...] .
[942] Telephone. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [943] [singing] They make me want a lot of things that I never had [] .
Mark (PS1GE) [944] What, what a singing voice? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [945] Whoo hoo.
[946] [...] that is, bitch.
[947] ... And I'd be rich.
[948] Stinking rich ... gleaming rich. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [949] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [950] [...] pop over and see him [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [951] No. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [952] [singing] You're fooling around with me now [] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [953] He's not seriously going over there to get a ... pound out of Richard is he? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [954] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [955] [...] even did it.
[956] ... [singing] Wa hey you lead me on and then you look away ... wa hey well that's alright ... I'll get you alone tonight ... and baby you'll find you're messing with dynamite so what do you wanna make those eyes [] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [957] [...] this guy getting drugs is [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [958] Lying git aren't you?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [959] Load of old bollocks [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [960] I don't even like nicotine.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [961] I don't even like nicotine.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [962] Who's she? ...
Chris (PS1GH) [963] [...] Do you have the occasional drink at all mate?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [964] Oh yes I do indulge [...] occasionally. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [965] Er Jo.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [966] Believe it when I see her.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [967] They can't give ... [...] can they?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [968] They can't [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [969] Yeah I have heard we're getting
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [970] The full works.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [971] yeah, the full works or something, yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [972] [...] somebody said a little cake.
[973] Ha!
[974] That's a bit going overboard that is.
[975] ... Yeah well he probably meant a little cake you know, like the one [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [976] Cherry bakewell.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [977] [laughing] That's right [] .
[978] Can I have six thousand cherry bakewells please.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [979] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [980] Actually I like cherry bakewell [...] or a mince pie each.
[981] ... I get so, I just bung so much stuff in my lunchbox [...] I don't eat [...] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [982] If you wanna get rid of that cherry bakewell [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [983] Have you got cherry bakewell?
[984] ... Have you really?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [985] Me and Barry [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [986] You can have the cherry [...] ... and I'll have the rest of it [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [987] I am very partial to cherry bakewell.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [988] I give you one yesterday.
[989] ... I gave you one yesterday.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [990] That would go down very nice with the cup of coffee I'm gonna have in a minute.
Mark (PS1GE) [991] Actually it's about time I had a cup of tea.
[992] I haven't had one yet.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [993] Thank bloody god it's Friday.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [994] Eh?
[995] No.
[996] Not I.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [997] Who ripped the er ... rubber bands off this?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [998] Dunno.
[999] ... Oh it's me again.
[1000] Yeah I'll take the blame [...] .
[1001] There is, specially round your area.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1002] Right, I'm going to get a cup of rosie.
[1003] ... Better not get messy though cos [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1004] It's alright [...] ... [...] all over me desk.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1005] You wanker! ... [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1006] [...] can have a stagger round the town pissed out of.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1007] Oh, didn't I?
[1008] Sorry about that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1009] Still going is it [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1010] Come in?
[1011] How many fucking tapes have you gone through? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1012] Er ... four I think.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1013] What, at work?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1014] [...] sit there and play the whole lot.
[1015] Are you gonna play the whole lot back?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1016] Well what I'll do is
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1017] He tells me you was getting the beers in.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1018] No I'm not.
[1019] I bought them last week.
[1020] [...] this week. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1021] We ain't going.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1022] You just won the pools you tosser.
[1023] ... Got erm syndicate [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1024] You can have them tomorrow morning [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1025] Yeah, can do. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1026] You've been wasting more [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1027] Stop sticking it on me back.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1028] Yeah, stop sticking it on my fucking back. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1029] Still [...] still doing that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1030] I'm not. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1031] No, shut up you.
[1032] [...] ... Is that tape still going?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1033] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1034] Mm. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1035] Actually, what you should have done is got Jo to carry it around with her cos she could have got some very interesting conversations.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1036] Yeah ... could have done.
[1037] What?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1038] Carry what around?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1039] Oh right, [laughing] yeah [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1040] [...] carry that tape recorder round with her [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1041] She hasn't come round here yet though has she?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1042] No.
Chris (PS1GH) [1043] No she [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1044] I'm not gonna put anything in or [...] , but I want a chance to refuse.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1045] Yeah, same here
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1046] Yeah, that's right.
[1047] Okay lads, money.
[1048] ... [...] She'll say no thank you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1049] Shit.
[1050] Got any timesheets Mark?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1051] Here you are Stuart [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1052] It's alright it's alright I've got a couple thanks.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1053] Oh [...] your money out of you [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1054] [...] snack size it'll turn into a [...] size.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1055] Sorry?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1056] Go on then.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1057] [...] let's have a look in there.
[1058] ... Hold on, I'll give her [...] so he can have some change. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1059] He slipped up.
Mark (PS1GE) [1060] Yeah I've only got [...] change. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1061] Eh?
Mark (PS1GE) [1062] I've only got a note [...] I'm sorry.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1063] You're gonna do what? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1064] [...] Think I might put in a note actually.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1065] I missed out on my [...] didn't I?
[1066] Paid out two rounds.
[1067] Nearly nicked that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1068] I got it yesterday so ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1069] I said I'll ... I'll I'll pay me contributions when I go [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1070] [...] they've got a clear out on ... clearance sale on.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1071] Ten pe
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1072] Yeah
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1073] Ten pence a cup. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1074] [...] people are not putting anything in.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1075] When's this rave then [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1076] Eh?
[1077] Well normally at a ... sport centre and that.
[1078] Big hall [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1079] Old Freddie Mercury [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1080] Cheers Barry. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1081] Tell you what ... if I [...] the next one [...] . ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1082] [laugh] That's nice.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1083] Sick.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1084] Oh what!
[1085] ... Right, that's it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1086] Yeah I did.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1087] He was doing his po ... [...] doing his [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1088] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1089] Did you do that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1090] Me?
[1091] No, wouldn't do a thing like that would I? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1092] Oh [...] god here it comes.
[1093] Oh look they're gonna miss out on it. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1094] [...] Oh that's fucking choice [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1095] [...] Last day.

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Mark (PS1GE) [1096] second ... oh I paid him back with Mark's fifty pence.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1097] It's two pence.
Mick (PS1GG) [1098] Well whatever [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1099] Yeah, righto.
[1100] [...] a token in [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1101] [...] be rich.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1102] Oh!
Mark (PS1GE) [1103] You're not gonna [...] if you're not wanted.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1104] Monday I'm going.
Mark (PS1GE) [1105] I can see you're really pained by that [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1106] Oh my life, here's Richard.
[1107] Hello Rich.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1108] Eh?
Mark (PS1GE) [1109] How do Richie?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1110] No, cherub's only er going over there and ask [...] for his quid that he didn't put in.
Mark (PS1GE) [1111] Yeah.
[1112] ... That's fair enough innit.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1113] Bollocks.
Mark (PS1GE) [1114] [...] Yeah, that's fair enough.
[1115] Come on Rich.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1116] Your as tight a bloke as cherub is.
Mark (PS1GE) [1117] Put up or shut up.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1118] Yeah, we would have won anyhow.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1119] I might as well just save my pound and give it to whoever fucking wins that thing cos I've never won it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1120] That's right [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1121] Graham reckons Sid's won it so I might be the only bloke who hasn't won it yet. ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1122] Well has Sid won it yet?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1123] Out of the original, there's only you and Jonesy.
Mark (PS1GE) [1124] Yeah but [laughing] Jonesy ain't here [] you cunt so it's only me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1125] Yeah you probably put the other fiver in.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1126] Do you hear that?
[1127] Thirteen pound fifty two they've got out of nine hundred people.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1128] [...] and all.
[1129] ... [...] pound fifty two.
Mark (PS1GE) [1130] I know.
[1131] Apparently Sid or somebody put a fiver in. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1132] We heard you give gen generously. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1133] Did really, he pissed in it. [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1134] That's probably what they're gonna think anyway.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [1135] Nine hundred people [...] she brings back thirteen fifty two.
[1136] They're gonna say hold on where's the rest of it
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [1137] [...] .
[1138] I need a job Barry.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1139] Yeah you're not the only one.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1140] I do need a job old boy.
Barry (PS1GM) [1141] Well you gotta fill your timesheet out.
[1142] ... Oh who did that!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1143] Forty minutes.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1144] Sorry? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1145] Said [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1146] That's your er ... well, what's that doing there?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1147] I dunno.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1148] One pound seventy eight pence. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1149] [...] suss it out. [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1150] Oh who's ... oh your dirty [...] !
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1151] Was that you? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1152] Well nobody's buying the rounds.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1153] Oh, I ain't got any money on me.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1154] So when ... when do you lot, when do this lot goes?
[1155] Not next week, it's the week after innit?
Mark (PS1GE) [1156] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1157] [...] was gonna come up but he ain't got any money. [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1158] I'm in France next Sunday. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1159] Stay there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1160] En francais.
Mark (PS1GE) [1161] Stay there. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1162] Thank you.
Mark (PS1GE) [1163] No problem.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1164] I would if I fucking could.
[1165] ... Nicer climate. ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1166] I wouldn't live in France if you paid me.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1167] Why?
[1168] [...] France is quite a nice country it's just polluted by frenchmen that's the only trouble.
Mark (PS1GE) [1169] That's why I couldn't live there cos I'd be fucking, I'd be [...] every night [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [1170] You what?
Mark (PS1GE) [1171] Good sport. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1172] Let's have your [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1173] Oh yes.
Mark (PS1GE) [1174] Oy.
[1175] Is this definitely on for next Friday?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1176] Come on lads, make up your minds [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1177] I dunno, I might have an appointment.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1178] I haven't.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1179] Don't be stupid.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1180] [laugh] I see him throw it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1181] Fuck off!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1182] Stuart!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [1183] Oh no, that's cruel.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1184] What's this?
[1185] Picking on Stuart day?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1186] [laugh] I haven't done anything with them.
[1187] Well least of all fuck with them.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1188] He's had his card chopped, he's had his timesheet chopped.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1189] All for nothing, I haven't even done anything today.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1190] Exactly.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1191] What do you get when you do something?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1192] [laugh] Well the times I do fuck with people's stuff and I don't get caught ... and the ... time when I haven't I'm getting hammered left right and centre.
Mark (PS1GE) [1193] Where's my erm ... [...] ?
[1194] ... Cheers skanky
Stuart (PS1GF) [1195] Cheers what cunt?
Mark (PS1GE) [1196] Skanky. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1197] [singing] They call her flapper, flapper [] .
[1198] I don't fucking believe this.
[1199] [singing] A bit of a slapper ... she's not very dapper ... she takes it up her crapper ... [whistling] neighbours ... everybody needs good neighbours ... [...] with a little understanding [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1200] Thirteen pounds fifty two.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1201] Pounds fifty two pence.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1202] Yeah.
[1203] We've heard, out of nine hundred people [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1204] Quite impressive innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1205] Very
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1206] It's a lot actually for [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1207] very depressive.
[1208] Come on then, give us some of the ... fancy German ... stuff.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1209] Eins zwei drei vier funf.
Graham (PS1GL) [1210] Wo hier kommen sie.
[1211] Ich kommen aus
Mark (PS1GE) [1212] Where do you learn that then Graham?
Graham (PS1GL) [1213] Er ... nightschool.
Mark (PS1GE) [1214] You actually took German then?
Graham (PS1GL) [1215] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1216] You didn't pick it up in Germany when [...] ?
Graham (PS1GL) [1217] No, I was doing ... doing German nightschool.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1218] I beg your pardon? ...
Graham (PS1GL) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1219] Sounds nasty.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1220] Ja ja.
[1221] Haben sie kinder?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1222] Nein.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Graham (PS1GL) [1223] Wascher ... wascher nummer kinder
Mark (PS1GE) [1224] That must be kids innit?
Graham (PS1GL) [1225] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1226] Yes [...]
Graham (PS1GL) [1227] How many children.
Mark (PS1GE) [1228] None.
[1229] ... I only got that cos kindergarten.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1230] Zero innit?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1231] That's my father's name? [...] car.
Graham (PS1GL) [1232] No, what colour's your car.
Mark (PS1GE) [1233] Oh.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1234] Silver.
Graham (PS1GL) [1235] Silver, silver ah [...] .
[1236] ... Mein ... mein motor ist er rot
Stuart (PS1GF) [1237] Red? ...
Graham (PS1GL) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1238] Yeah ... mine's red. ...
Graham (PS1GL) [1239] Habens sie rot motor
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1240] You're on drugs.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1241] Nein. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1242] Mick got that one right.
[1243] ... Anyway [...]
Graham (PS1GL) [1244] I'm not I'm I'm sort of like beginners course [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1245] Ugh [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1246] Oh yeah well.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Graham (PS1GL) [1247] [...] and I was gonna [...] French.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1248] Eh?
Graham (PS1GL) [1249] I'll go and do a French C S E and er they basically ... if you get sort of like a B or a C that's enough to get you by [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1250] Parlez-vous francais eh?
Graham (PS1GL) [1251] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1252] Parlez-vous francais?
Graham (PS1GL) [1253] Ah oui.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1254] Er ...
Graham (PS1GL) [1255] Un petit.
[1256] ... Un petit pois.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1257] Erm ... oh shit.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1258] Merde.
[1259] [laugh] ... That's who this is for actually it's Longman's.
[1260] They're the ... the people who do the the tapes and stuff for French and German and stuff like that [...] .
[1261] But it's it's also going to the Oxford English Dictionary, cos what they want
Graham (PS1GL) [1262] [...] do you know it's gone.
[1263] I can't spea cos I've been learning German I can't remember it.
Mark (PS1GE) [1264] It's all for the Oxford English Dictionary.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1265] What they want is everyday talk.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1266] Really?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1267] Straight up.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1268] So they're gonna listen to Rumbold speak and think oh my god.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1269] What's this for anyway?
Mark (PS1GE) [1270] Oxford English Dictionary.
[1271] ... So, so I said they're, they're
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1272] They're trying to make a ... dictionary up for everyday language, that everybody uses.
[1273] So rather than ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1274] You're getting paid for this are you?
Mark (PS1GE) [1275] Twenty five quid.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1276] Yeah?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1277] Gift voucher.
[1278] They're, they're, they're put well, they're supposed to be putting swear words in it, stuff like that you know so ... They they just want ordinary common or garden speech cos basically [...] to help sort of like English students actually coming to this country you know?
[1279] They hear sort of rhyming slang and things like this and they think my god what's he on about.
[1280] And I suppose ... their slang version to ... gonna help out other people.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1281] What do they do?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1282] Er [...] don't know actually [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1283] I mean he's told me all about this stuff [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1284] It's a lightweight.
[1285] ... Bog off you.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1286] I'm gonna hit you [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1287] What I wanna know ... what was all this fucking hassle in aid of?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1288] What hassle?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1289] Just minding me own business and I get fucking ... things thrown at me, timesheet ripped ... timecard [...] cut .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1290] Shame about that [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [1291] Fuck off.
[1292] ... Timecard cut, I dunno.
Stuart (PS1GF) [mimics crying] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1293] It's just not good enough. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1294] No, they could have cut it a bit more couldn't they?
[1295] I mean really.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1296] [...] try and get out on time [...] me old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1297] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1298] No, I was talking about him.
[1299] He was first out last time near enough.
[1300] [...] like anything weren't we old boy?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1301] Yeah. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1302] Yeah!
[1303] I'm really [...] stitching me ... timesheet.
[1304] [laugh] . I'm having me fucking stuff vandalized.
[1305] ... Did you see that [...] ?
[1306] My person was attacked.
[1307] Not to mention me timesheet.
[1308] ... Just what the fucking do you think you're doing?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1309] Is that any of your business?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1310] Think it is as you're using my tools.
[1311] ... Don't even know if I'm gonna be able to clock out this aft this evening.
[1312] Oh that's gonna, that's gonna kill the cherub.
[1313] Cos he wants a lift off you I mean what's he gonna do?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1314] Yeah old boy!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1315] Cherub, you should have thought of this mate.
[1316] What's, what happens if he can't clock out tonight?
[1317] You're gonna be fucked for a lift ain't you?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1318] Have to fucking walk home won't he?
[1319] Have to fucking walk, don't bother me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1320] Just walk anyway.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1321] [...] over the bridge innit?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1322] Fuck off.
[1323] Give me a mint for that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1324] Give me a mint cos I haven't.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1325] Oh no, I don't believe I did that.
[1326] [laugh] I'm having a nightmare.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1327] What've you done now?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1328] Threw away my bag of rubbish and stuff and [laughing] I had a packet of mints in it [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1329] Oh [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1330] Get it out, that'll still be [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1331] Ain't fucking fishing through that lot.
[1332] Twenty one p's worth of mints.
[1333] ... Got more pride than that. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1334] [...] then.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1335] Yeah well we know what sort of bloke you are though.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1336] Fucking skint.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1337] That had better go in that's all I can say.
[1338] ... [singing] On top of old smokey ... Arseholes are cheap today ... arseholes are cheap today.
[1339] [...] yesterday []
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1340] I never used to ... I never used to realize what people were talking about at school and stuff when they said [...] .
[1341] That's hilarious innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1342] What?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1343] I never used to get that [laughing] though [] .
[1344] [...] say it at school and somebody'd say that and go oh!
[1345] What's the difference between a prick and a cunt.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1346] I bet he still sat there and laughed though.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1347] Oh yeah, like you do [laughing] [...] [] .
[1348] No, you go home, you think about it and
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1349] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1350] you know?
[1351] You daren't ask anyone.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1352] He didn't realize what he was saying [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1353] I I will always remember the poor guy who was ... coming out of the showers with a hard on [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1354] [...] .
[1355] He was queer.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1356] thirteen or fourteen.
[1357] Oh this guy wasn't.
[1358] I've seen him since with some really nice women and he had [...] girls at school as well.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1359] No that helped him actually, [...] trying to find out whether he was or not.
[1360] Yeah he ... come out the shower with an amazing [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1361] [...] you imagine [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1362] Is that [...] Stuart?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1363] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1364] Get all the young kiddies [...] fifth year.
[1365] [...] fifth year [...] .
[1366] [...] in the towels and that.
[1367] [...] go in the shower with them on.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1368] [...] fifth years [...] thinking they're like ... grown up and everything.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1369] [...] fourteen sort of an an average sort of time for puberty [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1370] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1371] round his navel.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1372] It's exactly the same as, we had one [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1373] And he was he was a big, not, I don't mean big down but he was a big sort of stocky bloke as well.
[1374] And he was well well mature for his age.
[1375] I mean he looked like an eighteen year old.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1376] There was one at our yeah.
[1377] Exactly the same as ours.
[1378] When we was about fourteen in the fourth year at school, there was this quite chubby bloke [...] he'd have a towel just there while you shower.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1379] Yeah that's right, that's what [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1380] He'd sort of hang out, he'd [...] shower with his [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1381] you know he'd go like that, yeah look at me I'm, I'm mature sort of thing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1382] That's so funny.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1383] It wasn't at the time because you had a real complex about it but ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1384] Right old bombardment I got then didn't I?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1385] [...] anyone?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1386] Next page old boy, next page.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1387] Oh, next page even.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1388] Bloody hell!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1389] Perhaps there ain't none in there today.
[1390] Could have sworn I saw some tits in there today.
[1391] ... I did see some tits in there, yeah. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1392] Do you wanna go home?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1393] Jam special again old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1394] Yeah quite nice.
[1395] Quite nice.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1396] [...] but I can't handle that pub.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1397] Thank the fuck for that. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1398] [singing] Hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go.
[1399] With a bucket and spade and a hand grenade hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho ... it's off to Rumbold's we go ... with a bucket and spade [...] hi ho hi ho [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1400] [singing] Hi ho ... hi ho so it's off to work we go []
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1401] [whistling] [singing] Figaro ... figaro figaro figaro []

25 (Tape 011803)

Mark (PS1GE) [1402] Scrape the scalpel out.
[1403] ... That's right I do apologize. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1404] [...] all the bollocks.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1405] What for?
[1406] You haven't done anything. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1407] [...] Right.
[1408] Who the fucking hell you gonna blame now Frank ain't here then?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1409] Eh?
[1410] You've got nobody left to blame have you?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1411] You gonna clean my board?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1412] No, [...] off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1413] Oh, you nancy.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1414] Look, I don't wanna go home with dirty hands, alright?
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1415] I don't eat food with dirty hands either.
[1416] I like fucking clean hands.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1417] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1418] That's why I don't ever do any work.
Mark (PS1GE) [1419] Even when you're working.
[1420] Cos you don't do any work.
[1421] ... Cos you got clean hands.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1422] That's why you ... I think you're well out of order.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1423] What time is it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1424] Four twenty. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1425] [singing] And we're Leeds United [clapping] Leeds United F C [] .
[1426] ... Yes my son?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1427] [singing] And so begins another weary day ... so begins another weary day.
[1428] La la la la in the morning I awake ... my arms my legs my belly aches ... [whistling] And so begins another weary day.
[1429] Oh in the morning I awake, my arms my legs my ... Oh my [...] ... is full of shit ... my [...] is full of shit ... it's full of shit, shit and ... [] .
[1430] Oi fuck off, [...] punch your fucking lights out.
[1431] [...] cunt.
[1432] Trev, maybe you didn't hear me.
[1433] I said fuck off or I'll punch your fucking lights out.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1434] Oh, sorry old boy. [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1435] Alright [...] ?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1436] Fucking well be.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1437] Well, [...] you see.
[1438] ... But he's not saying that to anyone else.
[1439] ... Just have to wait and see.
[1440] Not yet anyway.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1441] [...] are you pulling my plonker or what?
[1442] Like we'd love to [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1443] [...] just ask Barry what ... just er Mick ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1444] He reckons we'll be going soon.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1445] [...] .
[1446] I I'll go after Christmas.
[1447] ... Sort me out [...] well it wouldn't, would if I get a job. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1448] I mean in a way I think it's probably the best thing that's happened to me for a while cos I could see myself ... see the thing is I can ... I wasn't ever planning to be here for even six months.
[1449] And all of a sudden I was here for six months and then it was, then it's a fucking year.
[1450] I mean how long was I gonna be here for for Christ's sake?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1451] It cou I mean it you could easily do three or four years here and just fucking get lost couldn't you?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1452] [...] two year [...] .
[1453] Two years.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1454] Well that's nothing so bad because this is what you're trained for but [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1455] Well they're car fitters look.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1456] All the time I spend here is fucking getting me further away
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1457] [...] talk about sheet metal work. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1458] Well they don't know you weren't being aren't doing sheet metal work here.
[1459] Thing is this is taking me further away from my trade.
[1460] The longer I do here
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1461] [...] knows fuck all about sheet metal work.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1462] I dread going back to an aircraft company.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1463] I'm gonna do the pump and ... go back with the chaps.
[1464] Quarter to eleven, pick up the chaps and go for a smoke.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1465] [...] he wants to see him.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1466] Yes he does.
[1467] I told you that about two weeks ago.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1468] Why does he want to see me?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1469] Dunno.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1470] Just been told to ... carry on round. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1471] [...] is this lot going Barry or what?
[1472] This lot getting ... are they getting, yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1473] Still getting ... still getting [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1474] Eh?
Mark (PS1GE) [1475] They're still getting a go at college aren't they? ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1476] Mm.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1477] Yeah if we do get the boot it'll be the next few months.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1478] What about our college course?
[1479] Have they said anything?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1480] It's all paid for innit?
[1481] Keep going.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1482] You'd have to pay for exams and all that, but it's all paid for at the end of the day innit?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1483] Is that it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1484] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1485] [...] seven I make it. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1486] See you later guys.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1487] Everybody else is going.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1488] Old [...] didn't believe me when I said [...] this afternoon. ...

26 (Tape 011901)

Mark (PS1GE) [1489] Will he be thinking of us when he spends his gold mancho [...] that's what he'll get.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1490] Yep.
Mark (PS1GE) [1491] Will he still be thinking about us poor [...] working [...] , no I don't think so.

27 (Tape 011902)

Mark (PS1GE) [1492] What do you think the public [...] are [...] still
Stuart (PS1GF) [1493] I know its mild, but I feel its particularly [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1494] how you feel then, if I put you on [...] .

28 (Tape 011903)

Mark (PS1GE) [1495] A paint party, [belch] , we can all sit around and sniff paint.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1496] Yeah, that's it, you've got it in one.
Mark (PS1GE) [1497] Only, we didn't have any gloss ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1498] What's a paint party mate?
Mark (PS1GE) [1499] [...] and a brush and they supply the ... and that's it, you pay and get pissed at the same time [stretching noisily] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1500] Oh, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1501] No, its not being in concert, that Jason, that something [...] being taken [...] for years, it must of been, Jason [...] or whatever he's name is.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1502] Jack [...] , he must of been painted [...] for years, he's been on [...] ship.
[1503] Have you ever seen the real Jackson [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1504] Only on the T V in it?
[1505] I've put er a Royal Academy
Mark (PS1GE) [1506] I don't go places like that
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1507] Last time I went to the [...] was the school one ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1508] Went to the Royal Academy when I was doing my 'O' Levels, [...] ... it was a Jackson follow up it was about, ambulance was about twelve foot by twelve foot, it was literally splodges of paint all over the fucking place, it was horrible, [...] you can actually buy them at the Royal Academy, you can't buy them at [...] , but he was asking a hundred thousand pounds for it, I couldn't believe it, a trained monkey could of fucking painted that ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1509] Well that, it probably is.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1510] Jackson [...] is a monkey at London Zoo.
Mark (PS1GE) [1511] All you have to do is get one mug buy it, too buy it, he's made ain't he, ah? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1512] I mean ... see why they call people like Constable, Rembrandt a great artist [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1513] I never see how they can call anybody like [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1514] About Picasso a great artist
Stuart (PS1GF) [1515] Na, I don't know [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1516] Its just ... crap
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1517] Its all [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1518] Oh who's that geezer who's just started who used to paint [...] , can' think of the pop artist, Andy [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1519] Oh yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1520] I think that's a load of shit, half of his stuff, I mean they're, they're good reproductions, tin of Heinz Bake Beans but any monkey can fucking do that ... charge fifty grand for it or whatever they charged for it ... The ones I've always liked is erm, I dunno if you've ever seen any,Ed , Edward Lanzear ... used to paint a lot of er Queen Victoria used to do er animal paintings.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1521] Really fucking [...] and her some of the Dutch masters Franz Hells and er
Stuart (PS1GF) [1522] Not really an arty person.
Mark (PS1GE) [1523] but, sort of like er, erm its like ... so, some of those paintings of the wraps and [...] beautiful boat, they look as if they've just been photographed, they looked as if they're a photograph not a [...] oil, oil painting [...] .
[1524] There's [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1525] The only artist I know that brings to mind that I think is absolutely brilliant is David Sheppard, [...] ... You got a print on his works and its only one of a hundred prints, and even his prints are worth about a thousand pounds.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1526] No, but
Mark (PS1GE) [1527] What you doing?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1528] [...] bearing up, er, under the strain.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1529] [...] case.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1530] Mm, yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [1531] Times hard, thought of all days, thought the old lady still wouldn't let me of the old erm
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1532] She would
Mark (PS1GE) [1533] she wouldn't, [...] ... good this week [...] I've managed, I've managed to get the bottle today thought.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1534] See what I mean, [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1535] No, no, that is, that is true probably, yeah, this is true ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1536] [...] finished playing that tape yet?
Mark (PS1GE) [1537] Yeah I have switched off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1538] You've been [...] up for weeks now, haven't you?
Mark (PS1GE) [1539] No, I have, I've got it, its out in the car ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1540] That's the [...] keep [...] er the actual, the actual master tape for that one I, I lent to somebody and I haven't got it back, I can't remember where it is ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1541] No I [...] I pop out [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1542] Do, do, do, do you [...] the place?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1543] I've got to go up the town, like [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1544] Right pair of art critics ain't we? [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1545] That is cheap
Mark (PS1GE) [1546] What?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1547] These [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1548] Which girl [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1549] She worked in er
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1550] What an inspection?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1551] Yeah
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1552] Yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [1553] I dunno, I dunno who she's going out with, but I've seen her, I've seen her in the car in the morning when I, like this morning I was walking in, she was in the car just getting the old [...] , but I don't know if he works here or not, she's got to be going out with somebody.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1554] I dunno [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1555] I don't stare at people then [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1556] You fucking lying git ... don't you believe that he's [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1557] To [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1558] About right ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1559] I think Alex, I gotta [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1560] [...] or so ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1561] where's [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1562] I don't know I really didn't have that much to do with it
Stuart (PS1GF) [1563] What? [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1564] He is right, he [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1565] Say oh Bob, how's it going?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1566] Who?
Mark (PS1GE) [1567] Bob, how's it going?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1568] Isn't he deaf in one ear or something
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1569] Yeah
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1570] It sounds terrible saying that.

29 (Tape 011904)

Mark (PS1GE) [1571] My mum went to see that with my aunty, she said they both come out of there and they were wetting themselves, well
Stuart (PS1GF) [1572] Is this the one where, see a topless girl wobble them in the streets
Mark (PS1GE) [1573] Is it Airplane II?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1574] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1575] I think they showed that one Christmas or something and were watching something else and we turned over and the instant we turned over, this girl wobbled across the screen, and my mum straight away switched it back on the other side ... me and me brothers right in the other room watching there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1576] Huh ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1577] [...] there, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1578] That's what I will be when I [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1579] I mean we, we keep telling the old man to book the weekend holiday so we can have outrageous parties and things like that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1580] My old man would say good bye, yeah, send the mother away ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1581] I think the old man's a bit afraid to go into hospital, I know that he's afraid obviously cos of the, the, this open heart surgery sort of thing but er, he's also afraid that, he thinks were gonna have er such outrageous parties down the close and were gonna be open all night and things like that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1582] Did, even with the few times my parents have gone away, I've never held parties, I may of had a couple of mates round just to let them kip over or something, come back [...] I've never, ever held a party, I wouldn't, I respect them, well I mean I wouldn't [...] respect them [...] make, every er penny they earned in the last fifteen years gone into that house [...] , they've had one holiday in that time [...] and erm, [...] gorgeous house, [...] ... no its a lovely house, full of nice stuff as well, I, I, I wouldn't dare have a party
Mark (PS1GE) [1583] Well even if you do you'd clear out the stuff ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1584] Oh, I, well I never [...] like so [...] , even now I'm paranoid about it, its like a couple of times I don't know how I slept a wink, and these people are the people I trust because you don't want [...] I know they won't do it on purpose, but I know, have seen what I'm [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1585] Oh yeah
Stuart (PS1GF) [1586] my parents are far more worried about how [...] at the party than the actual ... kids are.
Mark (PS1GE) [1587] Yeah, its probably cos they've done it all before so, they know, they know what goes on there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1588] I mean I'm too frightened the things what happened what [...] you know, the stereo nicked and [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1589] [...] hooligans ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1590] [...] , [banging] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1591] [...] ... every time I ask him too, he says no you ain't allowed a disco out there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1592] [...] .
[1593] Oh well he probably doesn't trust you whipper snatchers ... first time I actually carried my licence with me.
Mark (PS1GE) [1594] Oh red one, you got one then.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1595] Yeah, that come through quicker, come through in about eight days that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1596] Is that your licence back?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1597] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1598] Wow.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1599] All nice and sh , all nice and shiny.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1600] The colour is red and green
Mark (PS1GE) [1601] Yeah, it [...] .
[1602] Yeah well they've had, they've erm [...] , yeah the pink, the pink ones came in just after I passed mine.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1603] Yeah it come from [...] , I, I wasn't expecting it to come back [...] , it come through eight days, [...] .
[1604] That, that letter I'd written must of done the trick.
[1605] I would appreciate, I put in, I appreciate, I would appreciate your co-operation [...] .
[1606] If you, if you put down the letter for people like this, [...] sort of, I would of done one of two things, I'd would get really nark about that and the way [...] they give you what you want
Mark (PS1GE) [1607] They either drag their feet or
Stuart (PS1GF) [1608] so far its , so far I've been really lucky in everything I've done that too I sort of got through really quickly.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1609] Oh yeah I never sort of like give it here or else and all this power, I would state my case firmly, but then I.

30 (Tape 011905)

Mark (PS1GE) [1610] Yeah but its, you gotta try and give them [...] instead of putting the law first, not ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1611] Well you're the one
Mark (PS1GE) [1612] [...] man said you got any experience, I said no, I said well you know [...] experience, I felt like saying fucking well how the bloody hell am I supposed to get experience when no one will take me, but I'm, I wasn't really interested in the sales work [...] not quite [...] [noisy]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1613] You're outrageous you are, you've got to have the gift of the gab in the first place, [...] that's just [...] to walk into a shop or office and [...] [...] [noise - background] , my girlfriend's [...] ... think that's what [...] chain
Mark (PS1GE) [1614] [...] fucking great [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1615] Its not a meagre expensive place, forty, fifty quid ... expensive enough though [...] [noisy]
Mark (PS1GE) [1616] That could explain a lot actually [...] ... [...] [noisy] See old London's Burning last night?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1617] [...] no I missed it, it was the second part, see last weeks, but
Mark (PS1GE) [1618] Yeah they got Bayleaf out, they [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1619] the [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1620] yeah ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1621] One geezer died didn't he, Rocky?
Mark (PS1GE) [1622] No, no, he's, he's, he's ok, wobbling around on crutches, it was the er, the bloke who got buried alive at [...] they wanted him to go to er former therapy, [...] go, [...] slowly cracking up.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1623] You think about fucking buried alive by the wall.
Mark (PS1GE) [1624] Yeah, [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1625] Oh er, [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [...] [noisy] [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1626] Why not [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [1627] Not going to do you anything to help [...] ... [...] [noise - background]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1628] What, what are they doing with it?
Mark (PS1GE) [1629] There's only, they let [...] [noisy] .
[1630] There was somebody working here called er Julian, he was fucking [...] [noise - background] coming, coming out the pub about half past twelve, coming back in about six o'clock and then working on three [...] [noisy]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1631] [...] don't tend to take much notice of them do they?
Mark (PS1GE) [1632] No, really, mind you, its [...] then there was quite a few people working [...] [noisy] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [1633] It is a bit shitty that in it?
[1634] Its them that's threatened to stopping them do the overtime with [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1635] Nothing you can do about it ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1636] [...] is well out of order ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1637] Yeah, to go and work.

31 (Tape 011906)

Mark (PS1GE) [1638] Here was that Jaws Three or Four they showed, showed on Saturday night?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1639] They haven't showed the third one have they?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1640] Yeah, I T V had it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1641] Which one was that?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1642] That's one with the er underwater complex ... [...] [noise - background]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1643] Oh yeah, I haven't seen the three.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1644] but there's five ain't there?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1645] [...] made a fifth.
Mark (PS1GE) [1646] Did they make a three d one?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1647] Yeah oh that was good weren't it?
Mark (PS1GE) [1648] No [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1649] They [...] in the end didn't they? [...] [...] [noise - background]
Mark (PS1GE) [1650] Does Roy Schneider appear in any more of them after two?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1651] Just two, [...] paint after this one. [...] [noise - background]
Mark (PS1GE) [1652] I never saw them, but I saw the, the clips for it.
[1653] [...] [noisy] What's he going for the world record on, for appearing in most films, or
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] [noise - background]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1654] Most of the releases have got [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1655] Its [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1656] Zulu was the first bloke weren't it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1657] Yeah, he's an [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1658] See that last night, he was on telly before that in erm ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1659] He played [...] in Jack The Ripper
Stuart (PS1GF) [1660] Jekyll and Hyde?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1661] I can't remember the telly programme he was in ... something like Budgie it wasn't Budgie though.

32 (Tape 011907)

Stuart (PS1GF) [1662] Have you seen that er ... Paul Hogan film [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1663] I haven't watched many video's recently.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1664] I, I can remember bits of it now, but I couldn't on fucking Thursday, I mean, there's this bloke in er, they're they're doing a banking job, while [...] doing a bank job and he still doesn't believe he's the main [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1665] He is [...] though in he?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1666] I ain't saying nothing.
Mark (PS1GE) [1667] Yeah he is, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1668] Fucking, fire's this gun at him point blank and he goes [...] and he stands there ... like this, and he, he stood there and he goes running round the corner sort of thing and then he goes he can't of missed from that fucking distance you know, and its that distance and er, in the, in the car, the mate goes, the mate sort of till he passed out, and he goes [...] bring it to me, he goes, and its still alive, [laughing] he goes [] , but matey in the front goes oh my [...] he goes, I knew you'd fuck up he goes and so they're all blanks you [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1669] [...] to be Michael [...] or something
Stuart (PS1GF) [1670] Yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1671] That's what makes it think to the name don't he?
Mark (PS1GE) [1672] Oh he goes er [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1673] this little girl runs to the [...] he sees god and he can't believe that god looks like Charlton Heston, and you think [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1674] Yeah, yeah I don't know what it is when he [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1675] He comes up to him and he goes, you're only a trainee, and he goes this is the first time we've ever sent the scum bag back, oh, the scum bag, that's a big strong even if you are god and he, he [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1676] Yeah [...] see the [...] or somebody like that or I [...] ... [...] yeah [...] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1677] No good [...] fucking me ... [...] ... you are a [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1678] Yes, its funny cos [...] ... its not often we get that one, but I
Mark (PS1GE) [1679] Its not a particularly believable film but its well funny [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1680] Seen er, Weekend of [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1681] Yeah, its quite an old film
Stuart (PS1GF) [1682] I've only ever seen part of it I mean where they get it rigged up and the hit man keeps coming back and he, he keeps seeing him and he's, he's walking round the place and
Mark (PS1GE) [1683] Yeah, well funny
Stuart (PS1GF) [1684] he sits, he's sitting there like a fly squad,
Mark (PS1GE) [1685] yeah
Stuart (PS1GF) [1686] he flies [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1687] well funny, that must of taken quite a lot for that actor to play [...] cos he gets chucked around and sort of things don't he?
Mark (PS1GE) [1688] Yeah, I, I tell you what as well, er I don't know whether you saw him last night, it was on channel four [...] there's erm, [...] its called
Stuart (PS1GF) [1689] No
Mark (PS1GE) [1690] now that is brilliant, really good, its sort of [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1691] yeah, I've, I've seen it, its got the same dog as in the story teller
Mark (PS1GE) [1692] Is it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1693] yeah it is the story teller [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1694] Yeah but its Michael [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1695] Michael [...] instead of, instead of
Mark (PS1GE) [1696] John Hurt
Stuart (PS1GF) [1697] John Hurt ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1698] The directly after that on I T V there's Dinosaur, its brilliant
Stuart (PS1GF) [1699] Oh no.
Mark (PS1GE) [1700] its brilliant, its really good
Stuart (PS1GF) [1701] what?
Mark (PS1GE) [1702] Dinosaur's.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1703] Fuck off Trev [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1704] Yeah its brilliant ... the puppets are fantastic in that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1705] [...] fantastic [...] it stirs up a hornets nest. [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1706] Just like the Flintstones ... they bill it though as I T V's answers to the fucking Simpsons,
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1707] that's what the billed it as early in the, early Sunday's, they says in it by er, half past five we have erm I T V's answer to the Simpsons, the Dinosaur's
Stuart (PS1GF) [1708] Oh really good, I've never seen it, so I couldn't say.
[1709] [...] did look quite good though.
Mark (PS1GE) [1710] [...] one year old.
[1711] So you thought, you don't watch it then
Stuart (PS1GF) [1712] No.
Mark (PS1GE) [1713] [...] six months [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1714] What the fucking hell's that? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1715] [...] , you are now being taped for posterity and also its for the English Oxford Dictionary
Stuart (PS1GF) [1716] Ah? ... you're taping this?
Mark (PS1GE) [1717] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1718] Why?
Mark (PS1GE) [1719] All these conversations are what they do
Stuart (PS1GF) [1720] Who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1721] Oh yeah, you weren't here Friday was you?
Mark (PS1GE) [1722] Its the, its for the Oxford English Dictionary, its erm, what they're doing is they're making up a Dictionary for just using everyday collocation and they [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1723] Is it yours or there's?
Mark (PS1GE) [1724] No, its there's, they're [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1725] They come to work and asked or something?
Mark (PS1GE) [1726] No, no, they came to my house ... yeah, bring Oxford Dictionary out, no its gonna be five quid
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1727] Twenty five quid.
Mark (PS1GE) [1728] a day
Stuart (PS1GF) [1729] A day?, fuck off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1730] Wish it was, I could do with
Stuart (PS1GF) [1731] Yeah I could do with [...] How many tapes have you got?
Mark (PS1GE) [1732] Twenty.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1733] Twenty oh,
Mark (PS1GE) [1734] This is the fifth one, B side
Stuart (PS1GF) [1735] They providing the batteries as well are they?
Mark (PS1GE) [1736] Yep, batteries, tape the whole lot .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1737] Why who've you taped?, have you got to fill up the whole twenty?
Mark (PS1GE) [1738] No, you don't have too, just do as many as you can.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1739] Do five and keep the rest of the tapes.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1740] Yeah [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [1741] Yeah, you have to give back what you don't use [...] ... [...] .
[1742] Amazing how people's attitude change towards it when they learn you got [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1743] [...] getting a recorded, getting a recorded so can get a recorded contract
Mark (PS1GE) [1744] Ah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1745] Who?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1746] Terence hoping to be discovered [...] or something, they say, they say er, [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1747] Batteries going.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1748] Ah?
Mark (PS1GE) [1749] Batteries going.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1750] No it ain't, picking up everything.
[1751] [...] . And they left it with you, I can't believe that.
Mark (PS1GE) [1752] Yeah, you've got to sign for it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1753] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1754] What do you mean they've left it with me you cheeky little sod
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1755] Have him Mark, have him.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]

33 (Tape 011908)

Mark (PS1GE) [1756] Oh, oh, have you heard about that? [...] , for a, oh have you heard about that, people are refusing erm the [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1757] Why [...] yeah.

34 (Tape 012001)

Mark (PS1GE) [1758] Yeah, they are ... what they want is the regional fucking words, like phrases which are particular to your area, like bull shit and the [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1759] No, no, you, things like alright, how you doing?
[1760] I mean, in other parts of the country its hi yeah, how are you, alright and hello and stuff like that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1761] Alright you
Mark (PS1GE) [1762] But I mean they get a lot about [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1763] Down here they get a few of that.
Mark (PS1GE) [1764] Yeah I know that's only cos its been deported down here ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1765] [...] deported by Jonesy
Mark (PS1GE) [1766] Its amazing how you, you ... came down here, but I mean duck never managed it did he?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1767] Right oh duck, what [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1768] [...] duck.
Mark (PS1GE) [1769] One of me mum's favourite sayings was lover, alright lover, I used to hate that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1770] One which used to be around was alright uncle how you doing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1771] Uncle
Stuart (PS1GF) [1772] Uncle
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1773] Uncle Billy ...

35 (Tape 012002)

Stuart (PS1GF) [1774] What time is it, any ideas? ...
Mick (PS1GG) [1775] Have we got the time fellows?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1776] Eleven twenty one ...

36 (Tape 012003)

Mark (PS1GE) [1777] That was another one of his songs weren't it, Yes I'm The Great Pretender?,
Chris (PS1GH) [1778] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1779] [...] do the cover version of it oh Freddie Mercury
Chris (PS1GH) [1780] Yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [1781] that seems to be [...] this situation don't it?
Chris (PS1GH) [1782] Ah?, dunno, don't even know the words ...
Mark (PS1GE) [1783] Well yes I'm The Great Pretender seems to be pretty [...] cos he, he, said he hadn't had, didn't have Aids.
Chris (PS1GH) [1784] Oh I, never said he didn't have Aids, but he's never, he's never said either has he?, he's never said he has or he hasn't
Karl (PS1GJ) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1785] People who knew him, knew he had Aids.
Chris (PS1GH) [1786] Did they?
Mark (PS1GE) [1787] All his closest friends and that ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [1788] Aids have claimed quite a few victims now
Mark (PS1GE) [1789] I's, listen, erm, watching that Aids update Friday night ... and er, there have been five thousand reported cases of Aids out in this country, no three thousand reported Aids out in this, in this country, and in New York alone, New York City alone, there's been fifteen thousand, they reckon there's about thirty four thousand actually carrying H I V ... just in New York City
Chris (PS1GH) [1790] [...] New York [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1791] I mean, I mean New York is what ... has, has got a [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1792] London [...] was the highest populated place in the world.
Karl (PS1GJ) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1793] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1794] Yeah it is London [...]

37 (Tape 012004)

Stuart (PS1GF) [1795] William Golding,
Mick (PS1GG) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1796] [...] there, there were deaths weren't they?
Mick (PS1GG) [1797] Get this bat thing, get a [...] smash his head open
Stuart (PS1GF) [1798] Yeah
Mick (PS1GG) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1799] Yeah, [...] for er English literature, I think everybody has though ain't they?
Chris (PS1GH) [1800] No I didn't.
Mark (PS1GE) [1801] What?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1802] [...] William Golding ...
Chris (PS1GH) [1803] No.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1804] Did you watch Of Mice And Men [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [1805] Yeah
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [1806] George and Lenny
Stuart (PS1GF) [1807] Yeah
Chris (PS1GH) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1808] Adrian Mole ...
Mick (PS1GG) [1809] Brian [...] ... I see it [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1810] Is this for English Literature?
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1811] Oh, oh Christ ... [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [1812] I like [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1813] Okey cokey ... E I O ... [singing] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1814] [...] fucking body building then ain't ya?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1815] [...] got a bit of oil in that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1816] Yeah ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [1817] David's [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1818] Na, it's not David's.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1819] That'll do for that lot won't it that little bit? ... [...]

38 (Tape 012101)

Mark (PS1GE) [1820] On the one hand he was [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1821] Would you rather have a job?
Mark (PS1GE) [1822] Nose to the grindstone time again I suppose, in a minute.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1823] When do they all come here ... [...] for nothing ... if you get a spare trade as well with that ... except [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1824] Take part in a [...] ... keep going for it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1825] There's a metal tray ... put that in [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1826] All they do is a put a little bit on the ... [...] ... just keeps the stuff from sticking.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1827] Doesn't really stick.
Mark (PS1GE) [1828] [...] ... [...] ... it's alright though ... [...] ... just like the old fashioned pick them up ... pick them up [...] ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [belch]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1829] Oh get out!
[1830] ... Right, see you later, [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1831] See you later.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1832] I'm going to get [...] ... can't get no blinds ... but they put up with that though ... make a drink ... coffee.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1833] oi ... Touch my [...] ... [...] ... sort out the [...] ... Like to think that we can afford something like this.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [belch]
Mark (PS1GE) [1834] Right carry on you chaps ... [...] er ... we all [...] George, er
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1835] Yeah [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1836] Afternoon tramp old boy!
Stuart (PS1GF) [1837] Good afternoon old boy!
[1838] ... Well what do you reckon [...] seen that [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1839] Supposed to do it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1840] Ah can't do that!
Mark (PS1GE) [1841] You're supposed to act natural when the tape's recording, I mean but ... there again with
Stuart (PS1GF) [1842] I didn't know that.
Mark (PS1GE) [1843] with that is a bit of an impossibility innit!
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1844] Being as he's totally unnatural.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1845] Apart from
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1846] Do you want this?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1847] Afternoon.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1848] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1849] I wanna go to the toilet ... under your bench.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1850] You'll have it now.
Mark (PS1GE) [1851] They seem to [...] hands down.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1852] Don't go under the bench Brian!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1853] Why?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1854] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1855] Why?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1856] I ain't go , give me the money then?
Mark (PS1GE) [1857] Your real mate, Stuart back or what?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1858] You calling!
Mark (PS1GE) [1859] Don't fucking have it!
[1860] ... Yep ... Yes.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1861] [shouting] Alright [...] ! []
Mark (PS1GE) [1862] Which one?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1863] Little one.
Mark (PS1GE) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1864] Aha!
Mark (PS1GE) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1865] Urgh!
[1866] ... Urgh!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1867] Done any more on yet?
Mark (PS1GE) [1868] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1869] [singing] Da da da da da ... da da da da da da [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1870] Who wants that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1871] Dunno.
Mark (PS1GE) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [belch]
Mark (PS1GE) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [whistling] [sawing something]
Mark (PS1GE) [1872] Like where they've done that ... yep ... that it?
[1873] ... Yeah. [sawing something]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1874] Ah!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [whistling]
Mark (PS1GE) [1875] [singing] [...] time [] !
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1876] I reckon those people'll be giving us most of their business.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1877] That's it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1878] You what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1879] I reckon those people'll be going up the wrong way.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1880] You what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1881] Those people who are gonna go.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1882] Even by the time I'm ... rich, [...] doing [...] ... What is [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1883] Well the old twen ... twenty usually [...] ... that's what I'll do
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1884] My daughter threatened to buy her something.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1885] Oh.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1886] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1887] When you haven't got any cash or nothing small ... [...] banging in something.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1888] Here Nigel ... I've got some fifty pees.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1889] Brilliant!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1890] I'll let you have some.
Mark (PS1GE) [1891] I think you better [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1892] We, I generally ask [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1893] Maybe, that's always the way.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1894] I could get a couple.
Mark (PS1GE) [1895] Eh?
[1896] ... Yeah ... gangland Mark.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1897] Watcha
Stuart (PS1GF) [1898] Whether you should put down ... in front of the wing mirror
Mark (PS1GE) [1899] Yeah I know, I know.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1900] Brian said ... I could come [...] [sawing something]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1901] Those fifteen's [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1902] Right, are you gonna go down?
Mark (PS1GE) [1903] Yeah. [sawing & drilling] [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1904] Are you alright there?
Mark (PS1GE) [1905] Yeah ... [whistling] ... Aha! [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1906] Caught actually bou bouncing about on the ... that little [...] we didn't
Mark (PS1GE) [1907] Yeah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1908] bought the wagon round, yeah ... I made them clear the site cos ... [...] ... well actually it's twelve being as, they are a bit stained ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1909] Oh yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1910] People had [...] the money or the shops ... they were on show on the [...] ... that most expensive dress shop.
Mark (PS1GE) [1911] Not bad ... but that shop ... they have er, the cheapest.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1912] Well I've never seen one [...] shop.
Mark (PS1GE) [1913] [...] , it's down Hampton Court ... twenty four ... twenty pound for twelves ... they range from two pound for fifty odd quid.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1914] Yeah ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1915] If I was gonna get one, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1916] Right.
Mark (PS1GE) [1917] Ah ... oh shit!
Stuart (PS1GF) [1918] You wouldn't have to worry about them ... that'd solve the struggle, trouble ... er ... you got them off the [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1919] Even have to have the same [...] as one another!
Stuart (PS1GF) [1920] Just think it ... can't have [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1921] [...] man ... I think sooner or later it's gonna become law in this country that we
Stuart (PS1GF) [1922] But you think how ... how [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1923] cyclists must wear them.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1924] you think how many people many people didn't wanna wear ... helmets [...] ... See a lot of [...] ... Oh God!
[1925] ... And loads of people thought it was stupid ... sensible.
Mark (PS1GE) [1926] Lot of them have ... since
Stuart (PS1GF) [1927] That'll do.
Mark (PS1GE) [1928] Since
Stuart (PS1GF) [1929] That's right yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [1930] we've had it ... since last January ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1931] Go on ... how many wear a helmet?
Mark (PS1GE) [1932] It's law to wear a helmet ... when you're on the motorway ... came out last January.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1933] Oh yeah what these ... can't be bothered [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1934] No!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1935] Tell you something.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1936] In case you ... smack your head.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1937] Yeah ... Innit?
[1938] ... Who said
Mark (PS1GE) [1939] Come over to my side of the room and have a [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1940] Yeah but I might want a bit of help with it.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1941] About one in two wants to [...] with a helmet on.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1942] No, sorry you're way out of line Chris!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1943] Yes.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1944] Way out of line, I don't know where you work that one out!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1945] Oh I dunno.
Mark (PS1GE) [1946] Yeah, I'm bringing it in
Stuart (PS1GF) [1947] We've go got one.
Mark (PS1GE) [1948] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1949] It isn't [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1950] I mean [...] cycling magazine [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1951] But bikes maybe and all th
Mark (PS1GE) [1952] But I
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1953] all the parts.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1954] Yeah but in the middle of road [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1955] It will be made law, soon.
Stuart (PS1GF) [singing] [...] [...] []
Mark (PS1GE) [1956] Mate, I [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1957] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [1958] [...] my bike.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1959] Yeah bu , why don't you go up close?
Mark (PS1GE) [1960] We've already thought of that cos my bike
Stuart (PS1GF) [1961] it's not gonna help.
Mark (PS1GE) [1962] cos my ... my bike
Stuart (PS1GF) [1963] Eh?
Mark (PS1GE) [1964] ends up on the pavement.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1965] Oh.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1966] I can't [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1967] Had a hairline fracture of the skull.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1968] Why is [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1969] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1970] So
Mark (PS1GE) [1971] I do ... won't explain your broken nose though Stu, will it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1972] Might go and get help ... aha!
[1973] ... Looks like most of mine face the other way ... more than one.
Mark (PS1GE) [1974] See look ... they can't do it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1975] Goes like that.
[1976] ... Two foot ... even in the [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1977] Fuck off!
Stuart (PS1GF) [1978] Some of them facing square [...] although, what happens?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1979] Well ain't you allowed out?
Stuart (PS1GF) [1980] Oh yeah I'm
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1981] I'm not saying that they shouldn't make a mess or like that [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1982] But also I mean ... you can't do without a [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [1983] I'm going out and all ... and you can't come in without [...] , signing [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1984] Anytime, anytime.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [1985] See that'd slide down and break until [...] and then you're trouble!
[1986] ... I think you should [...] to do it ... no problem [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1987] Wipe out ... well go without peak time I mean.
Mark (PS1GE) [1988] And then it's your time to do it, that's all.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1989] It's about time [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [1990] Better get your old [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [1991] Fuck off, you silly sod [...] !
Mark (PS1GE) [1992] I ain't getting a [...] yet.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1993] Don't lie [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [1994] It's a bad year for [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1995] They don't listen [...] ... so I went outside
Mark (PS1GE) [1996] Down here.
Stuart (PS1GF) [1997] [...] . [whistling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [1998] So why did you [...] hit him?
Mark (PS1GE) [1999] Well I've had this before, I was starting printing ... work or something [...] ... and then I like [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2000] My brother's one.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2001] You practice shots.
Mark (PS1GE) [2002] Yeah but I don't like [...] ... might end up a [...] !
Stuart (PS1GF) [2003] Ha ha!
Mark (PS1GE) [2004] [...] ... what I mean.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2005] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2006] Sod.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2007] It's up to the [...] blooming restaurant.
Mark (PS1GE) [2008] [...] going.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2009] It means that a after policeman, it's like we're on grade three.
Mark (PS1GE) [2010] You you being a motorcyclist as well as
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2011] all of these things ... the helmets and ... causes ... tha that
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2012] they would think like that ... probably the motorcycle ... and erm ... [...] for in compulsory helmet wear.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2013] I say [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2014] Why not the same for bicycles?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2015] Dunno.
Mark (PS1GE) [2016] Kill yourself at five miles an hour in a car ... I know sounds stupid!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2017] I probably wouldn't wear them.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2018] Probably kill them, [...] on the head [...] ... well would be my problem to do it ... [...] see myself coming off
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2019] Nobody really does.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2020] [...] ... [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2021] Well yeah but tha that doesn't mean the police do it [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2022] If I drive [...] ... I'd kill myself [...] ride on the day [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2023] Police won't [...] cos you are [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2024] [...] I'm not really stupid ... that's why I'm driving home.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2025] What pillion?
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2026] If you like.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2027] But [...] ... I wouldn't like, like [...] car driver.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2028] Oh!
Mark (PS1GE) [2029] Yeah I remember that, fucking thing!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2030] Do you?
Mark (PS1GE) [2031] Yeah.
[2032] And after that we kept shouting
Mark (PS1GE) [2033] Rock on!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2034] camp, [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2035] And there was Pete's [...] ... urgh!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2036] I'm really frightened
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2037] to do it though, at the moment ... go over the
Mark (PS1GE) [2038] The old [...] ... see old beautiful legs
Stuart (PS1GF) [2039] really frightened of that [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2040] I was [...] ... where
Mark (PS1GE) [2041] He was [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2042] there was these two [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2043] Yeah but what they're doing ... [...] do thirty or forty ... then do number six and only that far away from the handle bar.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2044] Well it's a lot different from what he told me.
Mark (PS1GE) [2045] Chance ... cos they went out
Stuart (PS1GF) [2046] What was he
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2047] I don't know whether you told him but he [...] himself
Mark (PS1GE) [2048] Particularly on a right of way ... It's as much your right to drive ar round the way you go [...] I used to
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2049] give myself two, at least three foot away from the kerb.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2050] That [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2051] [...] he, don't like he don't like [...] right, I mean I still ain't paid him [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2052] He will do though ... right let's ride the motorway down.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2053] Alright, but I'm coming down there.
Mark (PS1GE) [2054] Let's hope you find it, this time.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2055] I mean I won't come and do the record.
Mark (PS1GE) [2056] On the way home
Stuart (PS1GF) [2057] Gently.
Mark (PS1GE) [2058] we'll ride home that way [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2059] Well you're ... taking the right steps [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2060] Gotta do seventy odd, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2061] See him ride them.
Mark (PS1GE) [2062] Hey! ... [...] what was the last time your old lady [...] ?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2063] I mean if someone wan wants me to do it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2064] We could walk and go and ma put [...] down.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2065] Why?
[2066] ... Well I hope he [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2067] [...] they're always go they're always about that far away ... the less [...] gotta swerve out to avoid [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2068] He said something else [...] riding.
Mark (PS1GE) [2069] Ride.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2070] While he's about.
Mark (PS1GE) [2071] Just like one of them [...] ... that's why I pop out about that far away, so
Stuart (PS1GF) [2072] That's why I [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2073] You sell [...] don't you?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2074] That's right, yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2075] Cos then i I mean a couple of times I've [...] , like [...] I wouldn't
Stuart (PS1GF) [2076] But they've cut them ... well they done it again about a month ago ... no one could survive [...] ... They'll only do it to ... get the get the key ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2077] They'll still be [...] is just walk straight in, it's only about eight foot deep [...] ... so if I'm going forty odd ... there int a car bonnet.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2078] No.
Mark (PS1GE) [2079] So if a bloke goes in the back of us ... [...] ... [...] er [...] er ... by the bonnet, caught up with the [...] before we start out ... what ... what ... [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2080] Ideally [...] over it ... on my bicycle.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2081] Well ... what I'm saying is [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2082] You ought to be [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2083] and I [...] [...] you're not
Stuart (PS1GF) [2084] Won't be.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2085] no you're not ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2086] parked cars.
Mark (PS1GE) [2087] I don't know what to think ... [...] parked cars ... the [...] of a big [...] ... if I can see a parked car there ... a long way in front of me ... I go I am [...] park that car ... so it
Stuart (PS1GF) [2088] so it looks as though you haven't got in.
Mark (PS1GE) [2089] got a long way [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2090] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2091] you know ... if there's nothing immediately behind me, [...] then he knows that I [...] I ain't gonna touch his precious parked car!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2092] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2093] All all this sort of ... riding off at a ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2094] Le , what they say?
Mark (PS1GE) [2095] Well I don't know but, you know [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2096] Well I would ask, I got [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2097] As soon as soon as you see a parked car ... you should be looking to see what's behind its ... and there's about six policeman behind
Stuart (PS1GF) [2098] Well there are.
Mark (PS1GE) [2099] If the [...] before I come to go past it ... he would cut back in and ... and climb across ... even if if the next car [...] then back in again ... you're just going, you start out of line ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2100] Well I did
Mark (PS1GE) [2101] and the thread bit on ... [...] ... I don't do it all the time [...] ... look you've got half a sense mind ... half a strong common sense [...] [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2102] Oh I get it.
[2103] ... [...] ... I got [...] pull over inside then the motorbike's [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2104] Yeah but you don't [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2105] but you must have seen the metal nut in the front!
[2106] ... Then he left out [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2107] Yeah exactly!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2108] The way I look at it, is there anything you can do?
Mark (PS1GE) [2109] No ... Stuart you come and tell ... [...] come to tell me [...] police squad I don't think [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2110] [...] ... how to ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2111] But we said so
Stuart (PS1GF) [2112] Well ... yeah alright but I gotta [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2113] Yeah I was just saying, let them know ... no ... where we going then?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2114] Oh I [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2115] See I I [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2116] Yeah but it could happen though.
Mark (PS1GE) [2117] I don't care!
[2118] ... Well what are you saying [...] to prevent it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2119] What's the point of taking driving lessons, or motorbike lessons then?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2120] It's a bit difficult.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2121] What is?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2122] And you, all day, you got some of the bits [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2123] Whe when you have a cycling proficiency test [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2124] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2125] No matter what car you [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2126] Better than my [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2127] The rules are the same ... you don't say ... oh I can't go for a ride ... and I'm gonna go through ... announce my [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2128] That is though Stuart
Stuart (PS1GF) [2129] Why?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2130] If you may ... sort of done it ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2131] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2132] Well it's it's kind of certain ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2133] What like that [...] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [2134] He did it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2135] I don't know ... [...] , I would
Stuart (PS1GF) [2136] That's right that , I still don't see where [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2137] Yeah ... I mean ... [...] ... you want your car [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2138] I wouldn't [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2139] Alright, don't!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2140] Cos I ... ain't got time to do it
Stuart (PS1GF) [2141] [...] do it ... so
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2142] David's choice, it's definitely [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2143] I will pass this ... he he should pass.
Mark (PS1GE) [2144] But he can't see it can he, [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2145] Oh God!
[2146] It's [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2147] Better take them back to [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2148] No what I'm saying is, like, [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2149] And
Stuart (PS1GF) [2150] or anything like that [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2151] What're you saying!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2152] because I'm not.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2153] Don't bother to explain [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2154] Wind this [...] to er
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2155] Ah no!
[2156] Look I mean in actual fact, it's probably ... well it shouldn't be [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2157] Alright.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2158] If anybody's gotta stay there.
Mark (PS1GE) [2159] We have
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2160] Say
Mark (PS1GE) [2161] bikes to ride home ... or cars and Stuart.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2162] Somebody needs to [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2163] Why does nobody ... why's there been so many ... accidents involving
Mark (PS1GE) [2164] Alright
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2165] Alright
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2166] I ... there is a fucking [...] getting killed on [...] motorbike.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2167] Yeah,ni nine times out of ten, particularly when there's cars around
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2168] it is the car driver ... that is [...] at fault.
Mark (PS1GE) [2169] I told you twenty times about that!
[2170] ... The actual cycles [...] ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2171] Yep.
Mark (PS1GE) [2172] [...] you know.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2173] At the end of the day.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2174] [...] tough luck!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2175] But I ca I can't ... unless you cover ... [...] all summer ... and yet can't see the ... the ri bike riding down the road, driving a [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2176] Would you see the [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2177] I would ... I could.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2178] Yeah cos you're not out in the morning ... [...] must of heard from here.
Mark (PS1GE) [2179] [...] ... yeah [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2180] Can't see that it matters how good a driver you are [...] , it's not always how good you are to [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2181] Alright yeah, I just want [...] ... and even fucking arguing [...] !
Stuart (PS1GF) [2182] Yeah ... [...] to see [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2183] Alright.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...] [drilling noise]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2184] Can't do my work [...] ... it's the same as before, I'm just fed up with it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2185] Oh [...] there!
[2186] ... Er ... I mean er ... by jumping down [...] come down [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2187] Oh does that mean [...] doesn't count?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2188] Yeah ... yep [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2189] Get plenty of newspaper [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2190] What?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2191] newspaper [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2192] There's that woman ... that's the one out of [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2193] Yeah ... and a and a [...] and a roundabout [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2194] Yeah that'll be probably be better [...] won't it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2195] He burnt out [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2196] No [...] ... them [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2197] It's either that or [...] , how about that?
Mark (PS1GE) [2198] Yeah alright ... [yawn] Oh!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2199] Steven's gonna get wet.
[2200] Want his fucking coat back! ... [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2201] No we'll
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2202] clear as anything.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2203] [...] all ought to have a look, didn't we?
Mark (PS1GE) [2204] No the old bill probably [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2205] Yeah but I'm talking about going up to the gym.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2206] Yeah but it's gonna be quite boring [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2207] Who you going up there with?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2208] I'm doing a favour for the old my old gran.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2209] Yeah [...] mate ... [...] ... That'll be
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2210] forty [...] six.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2211] No ... alright Si?
[2212] ... Don't forget it!
Mark (PS1GE) [2213] Top row ... behind the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2214] Is that where [...] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [2215] Is that right?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2216] Oh!
[2217] ... I ain't got no paper!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2218] Not [...] , you know.
Mark (PS1GE) [2219] Yeah it's not, right, I went down there cos my [...] ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2220] Yeah, that's it [...] , yeah ... it's about three [...] . [sawing and drilling]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2221] Going to the mens?
Mark (PS1GE) [2222] Yeah ... yeah get a bit closer [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2223] That means, we all do it, we always leave it outside the [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2224] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2225] [...] ... [...] school.
Mark (PS1GE) [2226] Yeah I'll [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2227] He said to me oh that poor old [...] ! ... [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2228] I'll have to ... carefully ... [...] ... [...] borrowed off him, he never looked [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2229] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2230] [...] , [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2231] [...] ... check before we left ... [...] brand new motor.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2232] [...] they don't care!
Mark (PS1GE) [2233] [...] gotta hand in that bag, It's gone ... I can't.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2234] How do I know, I'll ... I don't know ... if [...] [drilling noise] ... Who's gonna be [...] the other side of the [...] ?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2235] Who?
Mark (PS1GE) [2236] Chr Chr Chris.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2237] Why did he cry?
Mark (PS1GE) [2238] He said ... on the one hand he was agreeing with you, right ... that i it doesn't matter how good a cyclist you are ... it's the fucking car drivers, nine times out of ten, that cause the accidents on [...] ... and then, on the other hand he was saying ... but I don't see I I can't se ever see myself coming off ... you know, he's fucking stupid!
[2239] ... I bet i , I mean I bet he's the sort of cyclist and ... car driver that gives the rest of us a fucking bad name!
[2240] ... I if you drive along and a ... along ... with the attitude ... I'm alright, everybody else, fuck them!
[2241] ... That's a sure fire way of an accident.
[2242] ... I you've gotta fucking drive [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2243] And they
Mark (PS1GE) [2244] You got
Stuart (PS1GF) [2245] and they drive [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2246] you've gotta drive ... ah like every other cunt on the road's out to get you.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2247] [...] [sawing] ... I almost caused an accident coming back from Bedford yesterday, there's somebody [...] in an X R three i ... right up my arse so I just coming onto the motorway, the M four ... to Bracknell ... and erm ... [...] ... comes right up my arse ... and I had to come out cos there was this car coming on ... you know, from further up the ... the lane ... and it was coming on ... and I was already on, so I ... overtook it ... let it ... did ... to let it come out ... you know?
[2248] ... And he flashed his lights and was right up my arse!
[2249] So I ... I sat by the side of this other car ... for about five minutes ... you know?
[2250] ... Doing about sixty, seventy, normal speed, [...] in hurry to get somewhere ... and er I I just sat there ... and erm ... all of a sudden I I thought I was miles past this other car ... and I started going in, just to let him go past, obviously ... and he's ... I I didn't realise this other car was keeping up with me [laugh] ... and I've gone towards it and I thought sh ... I'd looked in my mirror ... shit it's still there!
[2251] So I just give a little bit of pedal and ... carried on ... but he was complete and utter bastard, really was!
Mark (PS1GE) [2252] Tell you what, I notice I'm doing, I never us always used to do it ... I give fucking [...] !
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2253] Still don't.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2254] Right now I will [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2255] If somebody does that to me ... they're right up my arse and something ... came like that, or even just on a single carriage road, or anything ... I'd just touch my brake slightly
Stuart (PS1GF) [2256] I always do.
Mark (PS1GE) [2257] Right?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2258] Yeah, yeah I always have done.
Mark (PS1GE) [2259] Right?
[2260] And then ... I tell you what, and even if they don't do it, I let them fucking stay there!
[2261] ... I won't ... the amount of times I've ... I've been in a car or something, where [...] fucking jump on the brakes!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2262] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2263] That's fucking stupid!
[2264] Alright, it may be there fault, but what happens if he fucking [...] get out of control or [...] ... then I can ... I always try and do it now, if somebody wants to act like a cunt, let them!
[2265] Don't try and retaliate ... cos then if ... if you retaliate
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2266] the chances are he's gonna be even more of a nutter retaliating harder ... so that gets me.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2267] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2268] I ... nine times
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]

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Mark (PS1GE) [2269] Half a mile, and he was right up my arse ... and I was going at a far pace
Stuart (PS1GF) [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2270] forty miles an hour in a forty zone ... and he just got, right up my arse, he was obviously somewhere in a hurry ... somewhere in a hurry, you know?
[2271] ... I thought, this off he is!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2272] Nine times out of ten [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2273] So I thought, sod you!
[2274] ... I am not gonna ... move over and I am going at my own pace, so I slowed down to about twenty miles an hour ... and it's a road about four miles long ... and er ... he just couldn't get past, you know?
[2275] ... Oh thes er there was oncoming traffic, just couldn't get past ... and I thought, fuck it!
[2276] ... You're gonna stop behind me mate ... and I'm gonna do my own speed ... and that annoyed him more ... than anything else ... that was annoying him.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2277] But why did you try and annoy him?
[2278] ... Alright he was not
Mark (PS1GE) [2279] Because he was annoying me, he was right up my arse!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2280] yeah but it isn't a battle!
Mark (PS1GE) [2281] No it isn't a battle, but ... it's not everybody retaliate
Stuart (PS1GF) [2282] Who who who gets the best who ... no but you shouldn't do that's why there's so many accidents with people retaliating.
Mark (PS1GE) [2283] So!
[2284] ... Course they do!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2285] But don't ... don't get me wrong ... I mean I'm not saying I'm a fucking ... saint, cos I've done and I'll probably do it again ... but
Mark (PS1GE) [2286] But doesn't it annoy when somebody's
Stuart (PS1GF) [2287] Nine ti
Mark (PS1GE) [2288] sitting right up your arse?
[2289] ... About two foot
Stuart (PS1GF) [2290] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2291] away from you?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2292] I slow right fucking down!
Mark (PS1GE) [2293] That's what I do.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2294] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2295] Like I said ... twenty miles an hour ... that [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2296] That's a [...] ain't it so?
Mark (PS1GE) [2297] That's annoying you ... but for how long without changing your speed,I yo you don't
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2298] Yeah well they [...] speed up [...] [...] !
Mark (PS1GE) [2299] you don't annoy me ... it annoys them ... they are the ones who are behind me.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2300] Yeah but he's your doing it because it's annoying you though.
Mark (PS1GE) [2301] Oh no I I, I find it highly amusing that they're getting fucking flustered behind me.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2302] You just said you did it because ... them up your arse, it irritates you.
Mark (PS1GE) [2303] Oh yeah, that irritates me but, I mean it's gonna it's gonna make them think again innit?
[2304] ... Well they they don't have to sit right up your arse, on your tail.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2305] Course it would.
Mark (PS1GE) [2306] Yeah course it fucking would!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2307] Like I said, nine out of ten if I touch my brakes they'll drop back and if they don't then there ain't nothing I'm gonna do that's gonna make them ... drop back.
Mark (PS1GE) [2308] Well there's plenty of things you can do to make them drop back.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2309] Yeah, stupid things!
[2310] ... Like slam on your brakes or going slow!
[2311] ... If you're doing twenty in a forty and a copper comes along and pulls both of you, it's gonna be you that gets fucking done, not him!
[2312] ... There's no law saying he can't be be an inch up your arse, as long as he don't hit you ... If you're doing if you're doing
Mark (PS1GE) [2313] Why why why is he
Stuart (PS1GF) [2314] speed ... if you're doing it in a
Mark (PS1GE) [2315] Why is [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2316] if you're doing [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2317] I'm doing under twenty miles an hour.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2318] But, have you ever heard of an ob obstructive speed?
[2319] ... If you're, if you're
Mark (PS1GE) [2320] No.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2321] if you're obstructing the flow of traffic by doing twenty in a forty ... or fifteen in a thirty ... then they can, by law, do you.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2322] But like I said ... if it ... if you, if you do that then it's [...] for them and for yourself ... but them being up your arse is irritating ... if you just fucking carry on as if nothing had happened, but you're aware of the th them doing that ... then I think it's a fucking ... I've ... that's a psychological edge over them anyway ... it's just the personalities obviously, but er
Mark (PS1GE) [2323] How can it be a psychological [...] though?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2324] Cos they they ... they've obviously not made sense to realise that, a dog might run out in front of you ... but you're doing sixty in a ... in a sixty zone and forty in a forty zone ... you're gonna have to slam on your [...] anyway ... so it's them ... gonna be stupid, it's not you being
Mark (PS1GE) [2325] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2326] stupid.
Mark (PS1GE) [2327] That's what I'm saying ... so there's no psychological [...] over [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2328] Cos if if you show them that we're not, they're not getting at you.
Mark (PS1GE) [2329] Yeah, that's right, they ain't getting at me, I'm getting at them ... I'm annoying them
Stuart (PS1GF) [2330] No they're ... can't you see by retaliating, they are getting at you ... but if they hadn't of got to you, you wouldn't of retaliated ... Like if I,i i it's like if I
Mark (PS1GE) [2331] Yeah but [...] seen that, yeah
Stuart (PS1GF) [2332] come up and insult you ... if it doesn't bother you, you won't say a thing, but if it does bother you'll come back and re say something back.
Mark (PS1GE) [2333] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2334] Exactly!
[2335] ... So if you don't react at all
Mark (PS1GE) [2336] I ca I can't get out of that car ... and say, you're a fucking wanker ... I co the only way I could do, the only way
Stuart (PS1GF) [2337] No [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2338] yeah, but
Stuart (PS1GF) [2339] well
Mark (PS1GE) [2340] the only way that I can retaliate, towards him, to show him my [...] [...] cracking up there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2341] Don't you see by ha ... don't you see by not retaliating, you're already showing us something ... it's just a personal opinion I have I've ... it's like, I dunno if ... you have the se [...] erm ... i if people are taking the mickey out of you, ignore them.
Mark (PS1GE) [2342] Yeah, that's right.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2343] The same thing, if somebody's annoying you like that, ignore them ... like I said, I don't mean [...] I won't just let them sit there ... I'll touch my brakes a couple of times perhaps ... do the old bit with the mirror ... and like I said, normally if they're ... if they're responsible drivers that have just happened, they got a bit close ... then maybe they'll drop back ... as I've done
Mark (PS1GE) [2344] No see ... nine times out of ten
Stuart (PS1GF) [2345] but
Mark (PS1GE) [2346] they're fucking wankers!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2347] But they are wank that
Mark (PS1GE) [2348] But you know [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2349] but if they are wankers ... nothing you do, and including, I mean I've done it in the past, slowed right down and nine times out of ten ... it jus it just incenses them to drive even closer.
Mark (PS1GE) [2350] Yeah, exactly ... and tha that's when you slam
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2351] your anchors on and they're in the fucking wall!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2352] But you've caused an accident!
Mark (PS1GE) [2353] Yeah as simple as that, yeah, I mean you've caused an accident
Stuart (PS1GF) [2354] So you soo
Mark (PS1GE) [2355] but
Stuart (PS1GF) [2356] been ... [...] driver
Mark (PS1GE) [2357] No, cos I haven't caused an accident because they, are in the wrong ... anybody that gets, anybody else up the arse no matter what you fucking did to them, it's them wrong.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2358] I know that, I know that Mark.
[2359] ... But you would rather go through all the hassle ... and the dam of having the damage repaired to your car
Mark (PS1GE) [2360] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2361] and all this, just for the sake over a bit of retaliation?
Mark (PS1GE) [2362] No I wouldn't go as far as that anyway ... but I'm saying ... they're in the wrong ... it's not you in the wrong, they're in
Stuart (PS1GF) [2363] There is
Mark (PS1GE) [2364] the [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2365] there is no law saying that they can't drive that close to you ... you're advised against it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2366] Yeah, exactly ... and then it's their their [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2367] But then again yo you're you're advised against going over the speed limit that most people do, I do ... I I tell yo like I said I'm not a saint cos like ... a couple of times when I was first driving, especially in my fucking sprint ... cos it was a quick car ... I used to drive up people's arses and wait until I could overtake them ... and if they did slow down ... that used to incense me and I'd fucking, I'd go right up there arse and then probably try and cut them up when I went, overtook them ... and I s fucking learnt, I got a ... I had a couple of close calls like, people are slamming brakes on and stuff
Mark (PS1GE) [2368] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2369] and, I didn't so much ... I just thought ... that it happened to me
Mark (PS1GE) [2370] I think you should get
Stuart (PS1GF) [2371] a couple of times, you know, people were up my arse a couple of times and I retaliated a couple of times
Mark (PS1GE) [2372] I think that it's that's very very rude!
[2373] ... Bad driving!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2374] Oh yeah but can
Mark (PS1GE) [2375] That somebody should be right up your arse, so if you
Stuart (PS1GF) [2376] Oh it's not good
Mark (PS1GE) [2377] that
Stuart (PS1GF) [2378] driving, no I'm not
Mark (PS1GE) [2379] that, that
Stuart (PS1GF) [2380] saying that.
Mark (PS1GE) [2381] that's the way I look at it and
Stuart (PS1GF) [2382] But you can't you see that
Mark (PS1GE) [2383] you ... you just show them something to back off, as you say ... and my way of doing that is slow down ... and then nine times out of ten once they've got the hint, well I'll sp ... speed it up again.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2384] Like I said, I've slowed down in the past for people like that and they haven't ... you know I don't think that
Mark (PS1GE) [2385] Well if they don't , then you slow right down again ... simple as that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2386] So that's affecting your journey!
Mark (PS1GE) [2387] No it isn't!
[2388] ... Not really ... my i ... idea of a journey is ... to get there in your own time, you don't have to fucking speed everywhere! ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2389] I don't speed everywhere!
Mark (PS1GE) [2390] it's better than fucking ... better be being late ... than not being there at all.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2391] Can't you that by retaliating ... yo
Mark (PS1GE) [2392] No I can't
Stuart (PS1GF) [2393] you're interrupting your own journey as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [2394] No I can't ... sorry ... you're on the lost cause here.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2395] Obviously!
[2396] ... I mean don't get me wrong
Mark (PS1GE) [2397] If so if somebody is a bad enough driver to sit right up your arse, three foot away from you then ... they deserve all they fucking get!
[2398] ... Simple as that.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2399] But I, I do agree with you ... slowing down probably does annoy them more than anything else you could do
Mark (PS1GE) [2400] Yep.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2401] but then again I'd rather just let them get on with it ... I'm not trying to convert you to the better way of doing things, cos obviously I don't know a whether there's
Mark (PS1GE) [2402] There no fucking better way of doing things, is there?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2403] But I do if you listen
Mark (PS1GE) [2404] Just that it's different ... way of dealing with it.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2405] If you listened Mark ... without interrupting, I was just about to say ... I'm not trying to convert into a better way of doing things because obviously I don't know whether that's a different, a better way of doing it, what I said ... It's a just a
Mark (PS1GE) [2406] It's a stu
Stuart (PS1GF) [2407] different way of doing things.
[2408] Alright, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2409] Yeah but you interrupted!
Mark (PS1GE) [2410] Yeah, exactly ... cos there's not a better way of doing [...] as far as I'm concerned.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2411] No if you listened I wasn't gonna say that!
[2412] ... This is why you and Chris are so alike, you won't let anybody fucking finish what they're gonna say!
[2413] ... You just jump in half-cocked, and get the wrong idea of the argument then ... I was just about to say to you ... that isn't the better way of doing things, cos obviously neither of us knows that way ... it's just a different way and it was just a ... a matter of opinion ... so I mean
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2414] at the end of the day it doesn't really make no odds, as long as I'm not the bloke you're doing it to!
[2415] ... But then again ... I wouldn't be up tha far up your arse ... I mean, like you sa , you must have found yourself a couple of times getting close to somebody ... and without realising it and then they
Mark (PS1GE) [2416] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2417] maybe touch the brakes, and you back off, yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2418] No no I I don't do that i I ... I I get to within about ten feet, on the motorway, or twenty feet on the motorway and that's about as close as I get.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2419] That's still too close.
Mark (PS1GE) [2420] Oh yeah, it's too close
Stuart (PS1GF) [2421] But don't
Mark (PS1GE) [2422] Ah
Stuart (PS1GF) [2423] you, don't you mean sometimes they touch they're brakes
Mark (PS1GE) [2424] I mean as I as I get a
Stuart (PS1GF) [2425] and you realise, ooh shit, I'm a bit too close here, back off!
Mark (PS1GE) [2426] No as as I'm going towards them I start touching my brakes anyway, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2427] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2428] and I don't give any of this shit with lights ... If they're doing seventy miles an hour, and I'm going faster ... and they're, all the overtaking lanes are taken, then I'll slow down ... to their speed, I won't
Stuart (PS1GF) [2429] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2430] attempt to go past
Stuart (PS1GF) [2431] No I'm not I'm not saying that,hav haven't you found yourself a couple of times, not really so much on the motorway at all you just
Mark (PS1GE) [2432] No ... not really
Stuart (PS1GF) [2433] you just find yourself up someone's arse ... without realising it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2434] Not unless I'm doing it deliberately.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2435] No I know.
Mark (PS1GE) [2436] About fifteen, twenty foot ... all the time.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2437] That's too close.
Mark (PS1GE) [2438] No it's not ... they reckon you should leave a two second gap ... if yo , if you're travelling at thirty, forty miles an hour.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2439] Here, have you got your erm ... highway code here?
[2440] ... What are the braking distances you know?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2441] Three [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2442] [...] seventy five ... a hundred [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2443] thirty five [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2444] Seventy five innit?
Mark (PS1GE) [2445] What thirty?
[2446] ... Say thirty.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2447] Thirty is seventy five.
Mark (PS1GE) [2448] Yeah, four foot.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2449] So it's thirty [...] by seventy five alright ... [...] by [...] is thirty five [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2450] In which case fifteen or twenty foot is far too close.
Mark (PS1GE) [2451] Okay, it's too close ... but how many, how many cars travel ... any further than that apart?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2452] I certainly do.
Mark (PS1GE) [2453] Oh right.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2454] And tha that is one thing I'm, I mean I'm not ... I'm not the best driver in the world, but that is one thing I do try not to do ... cos as you say no matter what the circumstances are, if I go up the back of somebody it is my fault.
Mark (PS1GE) [2455] Yeah, exactly! ... [...] the back of too many fucking cars!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2456] And you still s dri driving fifteen or twenty foot away.
Mark (PS1GE) [2457] Eh ... well that was just a fucking ... example!
Stuart (PS1GF) [2458] Well I mean I, yeah alright.
Mark (PS1GE) [2459] I d I don't know how
Stuart (PS1GF) [2460] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2461] far I drive away from them ... it could it could be twe
Stuart (PS1GF) [2462] But you would, you think it's enough though?
Mark (PS1GE) [2463] it could be twenty foot, it could be thirty foot, it could be forty foot ... how, how ca how far can you tell?
[2464] ... All I know ... is that I think it's a safe distance for me to drive behind that car ... at any given time.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2465] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2466] And the only way you can do that ... is when you judge ... when you know tha your car.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [yawn]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2467] Mm.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2468] What's that?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2469] I said what really bugs me is when I'm driving and you come from behind somebody and then somebody overtakes you and [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2470] Yep.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2471] Yeah they come right up
Mark (PS1GE) [2472] Yeah but mind you
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2473] then cut past [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2474] All I know ... bibbing
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2475] I'd
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2476] your horn ... and cut him up a bit.
Mark (PS1GE) [2477] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2478] Then when he stops, get out the car and grab him by the neck then throw [...] ... then I [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2479] [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2480] Fucking been talking!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2481] There you go ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2482] Alright [...] excuse me going on the road [...]

40 (Tape 012103)

Stuart (PS1GF) [2483] Didn't realise you'd got the shafts again now.
Mark (PS1GE) [2484] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2485] Didn't realise we got the shafts again now.
Mark (PS1GE) [2486] We haven't have we?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2487] I think.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2488] Oh right.
Mark (PS1GE) [2489] I'd just had enough of them so I was gonna do them when we got the shafts, like ... then I see what you do.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2490] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2491] [...] and I really thought you'd ... got the shafts in.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2492] Oh that's dodgy that is! [whistling]
Mark (PS1GE) [2493] I'd rather do them again ... [...] dislike them.

41 (Tape 012104)

Stuart (PS1GF) [2494] It's just at an inch this innit Mark?
Mark (PS1GE) [2495] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2496] About an inch deep.
Mark (PS1GE) [2497] Yeah, [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2498] Another Terence special!
Mark (PS1GE) [2499] Don't forget to put the old ... inserts in as well.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2500] Yeah.

42 (Tape 012105)

Barry (PS1GM) [2501] After Christmas we won't have any work, but we'll have plenty of ... spare benches in, we'll be laughing!
[2502] ... Spread ourselves around a bit.
Mark (PS1GE) [2503] Why who else is going?
Barry (PS1GM) [2504] Got Stuart ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2505] and Alec.
Barry (PS1GM) [2506] [...] ... Actually that'll be quite good cos you won't be on anybody's bench wherever ... vi

43 (Tape 012106)

Mark (PS1GE) [2507] Me thinks me hath ... sharpened up my blade too much!
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2508] Well if I can, it's the wrong bloody head!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2509] That's alright.
Mark (PS1GE) [2510] Ha ... I'm just glad I don't juggle with chain sa , chain saws!
[2511] ... Chain saws.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2512] They reckon there's somebody in the States that does, isn't there?
Mark (PS1GE) [2513] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2514] There is yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2515] There is.
[2516] ... He was on erm ... oh what's that ventriloquist, Ron [...] show
Stuart (PS1GF) [2517] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2518] That's right yeah
Mark (PS1GE) [2519] one weekend.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2520] my son's seen it, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2521] Yeah, bloody three of them going!
Stuart (PS1GF) [...] [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2522] One slip and you're in the cacky aren't you? ... [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2523] Your mate [...] would be dead if he did that!
[2524] ... I just can't imagine how you could rhythm if it's like that ... I suppose you gotta s start with them all running but still
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2525] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2526] No way!
[2527] ... They're quite large as well, weren't they?
[2528] They're about ... foot and a half blades on them.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2529] No way!
[2530] ... I can't even juggle three
Stuart (PS1GF) [2531] Might even be [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2532] Ever tried ... juggling, beyond three?
[2533] ... You can't do it, I tell you.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2534] [...] [...] erm what's his name, the er ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2535] Yeah, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2536] He used to be able to do it didn't he, old tap tap?
Mark (PS1GE) [2537] Yeah that's right.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2538] Er ... what was his name?
Mark (PS1GE) [2539] Mick.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2540] Mick [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2541] Metal Mickey.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2542] Metal Mickey.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2543] Ah does he have [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2544] Can't [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2545] now, [...] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [2546] No it was.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2547] It got [...] did he?
Mark (PS1GE) [2548] Yeah he got moved out.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2549] Mick ... Mick.
Mark (PS1GE) [2550] Worked in the part ... [...] the pioneer cord, little Yorkshire fellow.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2551] [...] ... Vince.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2552] [...] ... worked out [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2553] What did he do?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2554] Japanese one [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2555] Oi!
[2556] ... I I've spent a fiver on [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2557] I said bou ... bought a Proton motor car and took
Stuart (PS1GF) [2558] Yeah and about ten [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2559] Bought a Jap.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2560] walk back to the car lot!
Mark (PS1GE) [2561] He jacked it in for something different ... did [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2562] [...] got ... [...] ... about two hundred [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2563] [...] , yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2564] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [2565] Yeah it's ... cabriolet ... [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2566] I see, [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2567] And that and that.
Mark (PS1GE) [2568] Not Mick was it?
Stuart (PS1GF) [2569] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2570] [...] isn't it?
Mark (PS1GE) [2571] No Mick was one of the ... the brothers weren't he?
[2572] ... Pete ... Mick .
Stuart (PS1GF) [2573] What's his name? ... can't remember [...] fucking name!
Mark (PS1GE) [2574] Who?
Stuart (PS1GF)
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2575] Victor?
Mark (PS1GE) [2576] That's all everybody only ... called him anyway wannit?

44 (Tape 012201)

Mark (PS1GE) [2577] It's for that thing.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2578] Wanna know the regional accents as well
Mark (PS1GE) [2579] Oh
Karl (PS1GJ) [2580] and all that sort of shit.
Mark (PS1GE) [2581] well I only lived in London for about six months.
[2582] I mean ... I've lived in here for the last fourtee thirteen years and I've lived in Northern Ireland and Bradford and all sorts.
[2583] ... So I ... [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2584] You're a right mixed up fucker.
Mark (PS1GE) [2585] Yeah, well I was an ... army kid wasn't I?
[2586] So ... we went all over the place.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2587] Yeah.
[2588] How long have you been down then?
Mark (PS1GE) [2589] Down here?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2590] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2591] Lived in Farnborough for thirteen ... thirteen fourteen years now. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2592] I would have thought so.
[2593] It's probably where I've picked most of it up.
[2594] ... My accent's certainly changed since I've been down here.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2595] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2596] Apparently I used to talk a bit like a ... thick northernish
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2597] [...] Sandhurst [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2598] [...] Sandhurst.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2599] A Berks ... Berks boy. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2600] Born in Reading, lived [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2601] Berkshire boy.
Mark (PS1GE) [2602] You lived in boy's town?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2603] College town.
Mark (PS1GE) [2604] Oh college town.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2605] So that probably explains a few things.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2606] No ... no [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2607] Self circumcision.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2608] You'd probably charge me for it as well wouldn't you? [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2609] Only if I can [...] kneecap first.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2610] That would probably solve a lot of problems actually.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2611] Yeah?
[2612] ... Got water on the knee?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2613] Thanks very much.
[2614] ... Oh my life.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2615] It is isn't it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2616] [...] gotta go the other way [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [2617] Yeah I know. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2618] [...] get the hump then.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2619] I told you, don't take any notice of him.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2620] The only ones he's ever done was bodge it and scarper himself so
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2621] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2622] Your idea of [...] bodge it [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2623] Bodging.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2624] Where's that screw gone now?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2625] Alright old boy?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2626] Wotcha.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2627] Fancy a bit of the old er pop groups you know?
[2628] Video [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2629] Hello [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2630] No I'm busy you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2631] Don't try and drag us away ... down with your slipshod ways.
[2632] ... We're already there.
[2633] [laugh] . Don't need dragging down, we're already there.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2634] I said don't try and drag us down with your slipshod ways.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2635] You two'd stick together even if you didn't agree wouldn't you?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2636] I do know I'm [...] you inform me every five minutes.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2637] [singing] If I had a little money ... in a rich man's world [] [whistling] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2638] [singing] Pretty woman ... walking down the street [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2639] Pardon me. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2640] [whistling] [singing] To Las Vegas or Monaco da da da [] [whistling] [singing] money money money ... funny in a rich man's world [] .
[2641] Don't know why I'm singing that I don't even like [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2642] Don't like Abba?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2643] Erm ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2644] What the fuck is up with you?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2645] I dunno I'd ... I'd probably listen to it but I'd I've never gone out and bought any of them.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2646] No I haven't.
[2647] Not [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2648] They're back in the charts [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2649] Are they?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2650] Have you seen that piss take group?
[2651] The Aussie piss take group born again?
[2652] Bjorn Again [laugh] .
[2653] The Aussie piss take group ... out of Abba.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2654] They're like erm ... they they've got they've all got funny, it's, do you know like the Asterix names and that?
Mark (PS1GE) [2655] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2656] They've all got ... it's like that but it's Swedish.
[2657] ... Like the they're names are Swedish sounding but ... if you put them together like an Asterix book they they sound like something else.
[2658] And they sing all, they sing all the songs and that.
[2659] It's just a piss take group.
[2660] ... They dress like them and they look like them, they sing like them.
Mark (PS1GE) [2661] Cor, if they look like erm Agnetha ... cor!
Karl (PS1GJ) [2662] Yeah.
[2663] Blond one.
Mark (PS1GE) [2664] Blond one.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2665] She does actually.
[2666] Well she doesn't
Mark (PS1GE) [2667] Fucking gorgeous.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2668] I mean not brilliantly but she's a well tasty bitch whoever does it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2669] She used to be absolutely gorgeous.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2670] And the darker, the er redhead woman as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [2671] Mm.
[2672] ... Many a schoolboy fantasy. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2673] Yeah they used to wear like really fucking short dresses and ... jumpsuits and stuff open to their navel didn't they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2674] Yeah. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2675] [laughing] I remember it well [] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2676] That's another perv. ... [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2677] No you're talking to the original perv here.
Mark (PS1GE) [2678] The Pans People era.
[2679] You must remember Pans ... Pans People?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2680] Only in lust filled dreams mate.
[2681] [laugh] ... No I li I sort of, yeah sort of remember them.
[2682] I ... I can't ... I mi , who was the last dancers they had on Top of the Pops?
[2683] I can't even really remember them very well.
[2684] That was a whi , long time ago wasn't it?
Mark (PS1GE) [2685] Yeah.
[2686] ... Oh gawd.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2687] Legs was it or something?
Mark (PS1GE) [2688] Yeah something like that.
[2689] Legs and Co.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2690] Legs and Co.
[2691] They were the last ones.
[2692] That was er must be about ... eight nine years ago.
Mark (PS1GE) [2693] Oh it was more than that I should think.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2694] Yeah?
[2695] ... Probably is.
[2696] Yeah I'm much [...] must have been only a very young teenager. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2697] Thirteen ... fourteen. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2698] Well, ten years ago I would have been twelve but
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2699] What now old boy?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2700] Hey ya [...] . ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2701] Ten years ago you were leaving school weren't you? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2702] No.
[2703] I never left school till I was fifteen. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2704] Oh ... right.
Mark (PS1GE) [2705] Sixteen actually.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2706] Right, nine years ago. ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2707] [...] all over the fucking place [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2708] Might as well get rid of that.
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2709] As much good as a fucking chocolate ashtray.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2710] [singing] Do the walk of love [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2711] Er has anyone got a pencil sharpener?
Mark (PS1GE) [2712] [...] No it's alright, here you are [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling] ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2713] Do you know ... when they won the Eurovision Song Contest?
Mark (PS1GE) [2714] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2715] Were they singing for Sweden?
Mark (PS1GE) [2716] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2717] They were. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2718] [singing] Waterloo ... I was defeated you won the war [] .
[2719] Oh shit ... [laugh] ... Mark remembers.
[2720] I remember watching that as well.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2721] I can only just remember Bucks Fizz.
[2722] ... That was a long time ago as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [2723] Cor yeah.
[2724] You know what won them that?
[2725] It was when they fucking
Karl (PS1GJ) [2726] They was taking those skirts [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2727] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2728] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2729] And they whipped the the skirts off.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2730] Because they were both nice women weren't they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2731] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2732] Cheryl ... Cheryl Baker and ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2733] Oh god
Karl (PS1GJ) [2734] the other one left didn't she?
Mark (PS1GE) [2735] Yeah.
[2736] ... Quite, quite a bit of disgrace actually cos she was having an affair with er the tour manager wasn't she?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2737] Something like that.
[2738] And they were both, weren't he married or something?
Mark (PS1GE) [2739] Yeah. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2740] I thought she was the tasty one as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [2741] Cor yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2742] Shorter but prettier.
Mark (PS1GE) [2743] Shelley Preston?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2744] Yeah.
[2745] ... That rings a bell.
[2746] Shelley something.
[2747] Shelley certainly rings a bell. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2748] [belch] Excuse me. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2749] Yeah they went into an upbeat ... time didn't they?
[2750] They ... ripped loads of people off.
Mark (PS1GE) [2751] Yeah.
[2752] Actually they ... they were ... quite good.
[2753] They weren't bad anyway.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2754] Oh I I would certainly reckon that was the best song on there for two or three years.
[2755] And, and after as well.
Mark (PS1GE) [2756] Oh I don't know, there was some fucking ... that that German one which won it, erm ... what was her name?
[2757] Nina.
[2758] ... Erm
Karl (PS1GJ) [2759] Oh the one that sung in English and German and Spanish and French and Italian?
Mark (PS1GE) [2760] Yeah, right at the end.
[2761] That was fucking brilliant.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2762] I didn't like the song but I must admit I thought it was quite clever.
Mark (PS1GE) [2763] It was brilliant.
[2764] That's the first time I've ever seen that done.
[2765] Or ever saw it done on the Eurovision.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2766] Yeah as I say I didn't like the song but I, that was well clever.
Mark (PS1GE) [2767] Oh I dunno, it got to number one.
[2768] Europe wide didn't it?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2769] Yeah.
[2770] I know I still didn't like it.
[2771] It got to number one here.
Mark (PS1GE) [2772] Yeah ... I thought it was pretty good.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2773] No, it wasn't really my cup of tea [...] .
[2774] But yeah it was well ... she, what did she, she sung in English and German ... Spanish and French
Mark (PS1GE) [2775] She went right round.
[2776] She did the
Karl (PS1GJ) [2777] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2778] the whole European countries.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2779] I think she I think she did about eight or nine European countries didn't she?
Mark (PS1GE) [2780] Yeah.
[2781] [laughing] I think the only one she missed was Turkish [] .
[2782] Cos that ... the year they won that was the first year that ... what was it erm
Karl (PS1GJ) [2783] Turkey hadn't finished last or something weren't it?
Mark (PS1GE) [2784] No, who was it?
[2785] Finland got zero points.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2786] Oh that's right.
[2787] ... Finland yeah.
[2788] Poor old Finland they never seemed to get many points did they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2789] The the the the trouble is ... he got more recognition for that ... for getting no points at all than he did probably if he'd have bloody won that thing.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2790] The the trouble is though their ... their erm language just doesn't lend itself very well to pop music does it?
Mark (PS1GE) [2791] Well no they're ... the thing is with the European ... Song Contest ... each different country has its own tendency, has its own leanings towards different types of material.
[2792] I mean no ... no ... erm
Karl (PS1GJ) [2793] Yeah and you're you're own judge can't vote for yourself can you?
Mark (PS1GE) [2794] Yeah.
[2795] That's it.
[2796] I mean
Karl (PS1GJ) [2797] That's why matey never got any points.
[2798] [laugh] Cos nobody else liked Finland or something.
[2799] But didn't they get that, get that
Mark (PS1GE) [2800] I mean they ... y you
Karl (PS1GJ) [2801] for two or three years though?
Mark (PS1GE) [2802] You you think about, yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2803] Two or three times Finland got
Mark (PS1GE) [2804] Three times on the trot.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2805] Finland got no points.
Mark (PS1GE) [2806] And it was the same bloke each time. [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2807] Was it?
Mark (PS1GE) [2808] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2809] [laughing] Was he the [] was he the only singer- songwriter in the country or something then?
Mark (PS1GE) [2810] Something like that.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2811] [laugh] That must have been the only man ever to get no points three times in a row.
[2812] ... They have had some crap win it though. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2813] Been a couple of good ones though.
Mark (PS1GE) [2814] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2815] Well there has been like ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2816] Puppet on a Chain.
[2817] ... erm
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2818] But who was that ... Johnny Logan.
[2819] He was good.
Mark (PS1GE) [2820] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2821] That was a nice song.
[2822] ... We've won it a couple of times haven't we?
Mark (PS1GE) [2823] Won it about six times.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2824] Have we?
Mark (PS1GE) [2825] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2826] Didn't realize we'd won it that many.
Mark (PS1GE) [2827] Erm ... Bucks Fizz er
Karl (PS1GJ) [2828] The only ones, it was Petula Clark and Bucks Fizz the ones I know.
Mark (PS1GE) [2829] Eh?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2830] Petula Clark and Bucks Fizz are the ones I remember?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2831] Petula Clark, Lulu.
[2832] Erm
Mark (PS1GE) [2833] Really?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2834] Er
Mark (PS1GE) [2835] What did she sing? ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2836] Oh god ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2837] Er ... Mary Hopkins ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2838] Is that what she sung?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2839] Erm no no.
[2840] Er Puppet on a String was er
Karl (PS1GJ) [2841] No it was Petula Clark weren't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2842] No.
[2843] Mary Hopkins.
[2844] Erm
Karl (PS1GJ) [2845] Who sung what did Petula Clark sing?
[2846] ... I can only remember those two.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2847] Er ... [singing] save all your kisses for [] Brotherhood of Man.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2848] Brotherhood of Man yeah, that's true.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2849] Erm ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2850] That was a number one for years wasn't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2851] What you done now Trev? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2852] Nothing.
[2853] He's just trying to take the grease out of his fingers. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [2854] Erm erm erm erm erm erm erm ... Cliff Richards won it once. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [2855] No, he was a professional though.
[2856] He wou , which wouldn't be allowed to enter.
Mark (PS1GE) [2857] Yes.
[2858] It was.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2859] Thought only non-professionals were allowed to enter?
Mark (PS1GE) [2860] No, there's loads of them.
[2861] Really, as I said, really [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2862] [singing] Say hey girl take a walk on the wild side [] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2863] Yeah but I thought in the case of like Petula Clark and Lulu it was ... because they won it that got them into the ... scene sort of thing.
[2864] Certainly did for Bucks Fizz didn't it?
[2865] They
Mark (PS1GE) [2866] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2867] released an album on the strength of that song.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2868] Oh!
[2869] Fuck me, he is in. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2870] Course.
Mark (PS1GE) [2871] Ooh.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2872] Bloody hell. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2873] Hallo Damian.
[2874] How the devil are you?
Damian (PS1GP) [2875] Hallo mate.
[2876] Not too bad. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2877] How much is ... did you have to pay extra on this?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2878] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2879] I didn't get mine with Tech I didn't buy Technics [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2880] No?
Mark (PS1GE) [2881] They were eighty quid.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2882] Eighty quid are they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2883] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2884] Cos they're virtually the third best going anyway [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2885] I I've heard quite good things [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [2886] Sony.
[2887] [...] I could have got but they were seventy quid.
[2888] I didn't mind paying that sort of money but after spending so much on the Technics I couldn't afford another eighty quid [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2889] You going home?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2890] Yeah I ... I might go and treat myself to some today.
[2891] Cos they've got ... see I don't know whether [laugh] I don't know whether it ... makes it [...] Hemmings hey've got nought percent disc er interest and all that sort of stuff on every single thing
Mark (PS1GE) [2892] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2893] so I'm gonna see if they've got [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2894] Cos you can pay it off in ten monthly instalments you see so [...] eight quid a month sort of thing.
[2895] No I might just go an see what sort of deal I can get.
Mark (PS1GE) [2896] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2897] Cos I've been meaning to get myself some. [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [2898] [...] does it round about fifty quid.
[2899] But if you've got a decent Technics he said you want the best integrated
Karl (PS1GJ) [2900] Yeah I might, I mean I might I might go in ... [...] the best ones I can get.
Mark (PS1GE) [2901] Say I've got a [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2902] I'm not ... I'm not overly fussed about this five C D carousel.
[2903] ... But it's good, don't get me wrong, it is well ... well [...] but I ... really don't think you need it.
[2904] ... Cos I, I mean I tend to change my mind about ... I'll be listening half way through a song and then get pissed ... get pissed off with the album and go and
Mark (PS1GE) [2905] [laughing] Yeah I know [] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2906] change it.
[2907] And nine times out of, alright say I've got another four choices but nine times out of ten I'll go and ... I will have put those four on, in the mood that I'm sort of feeling [...] then I'll fucking, I want to listen to something completely different.
[2908] [...] listen to The Jam I might want to go and listen to fucking ... bit of heavy rock or something or ... bit of pop or something you know?
Mark (PS1GE) [2909] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2910] So ... I don't think I've ever ... I've had it for about eight months now and I don't think I've yet ... listened to all five in a row ... without changing it.
Mark (PS1GE) [2911] Mine's just the one C D.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2912] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2913] The only trouble is with that, if you're changing it for different albums all the time it can wear out the gears and that [...] .
[2914] That's the only trouble, cos I'm always changing the damn thing.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2915] Well maybe it is a good thing, yeah.
[2916] Cos all I have to do is [...] .
[2917] Cos you
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2918] I I quite like the idea of these double ones you see [...] don't they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2919] What?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2920] The the double tray ones.
Mark (PS1GE) [2921] No.
[2922] My auntie's got one
Karl (PS1GJ) [2923] Don't think Tech I think Pioneer do them don't they?
Mark (PS1GE) [2924] Yeah, and Sharp.
[2925] My auntie's got one ... which takes six discs in a little box like that.
[2926] It flips out ... with six discs in it [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2927] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [2928] Which that is a good idea cos erm ... if you get bored with one song or one album you just click it and it goes to that [...] .
[2929] But I have to keep changing it.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2930] [...] carousel as well
Mark (PS1GE) [2931] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2932] but like I said ... nine times out of ten if I've got pissed off with an album I change all of them.
[2933] ... Just have a ... and I I don't listen to that lot then.
[2934] ... It's well flash though, it really is.
[2935] It's like I said you you can lift up the cover ... and change four while one's playing.
[2936] It's only the one that's got like the bit over the top of it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2937] What's this?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2938] A Technics carousel for the C D.
[2939] ... It's like five C D's in [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2940] Two of me uncles have got [...] one ... stacking system without the ... put in a cassette or a cartridge type [...] allowed six.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2941] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2942] And it just ch shoots one in.
Mark (PS1GE) [2943] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2944] I must admit I quite like these little mini systems, they're well powerful.
Mark (PS1GE) [2945] I can't stand them.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2946] Really?
Mark (PS1GE) [2947] I don't like them at all.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2948] Oh I think they're [...] quite good.
[2949] Cos I've got I've got
Mark (PS1GE) [2950] There's no turntable though.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2951] Yeah I know, well ... I haven't got a turntable with mine but [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2952] Do you remember Andy ?
[2953] ... Tubby, worked out there.
[2954] ... He had about three thousand pounds worth of C D in his car.
Mark (PS1GE) [2955] Yeah.
[2956] What, one of those ten ... the one you put in the boot? ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2957] Fucking amazing it was.
[2958] He'd say he'd give you
Mark (PS1GE) [2959] Gotta fill it up with ten C D's and you just got
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2960] he give
Mark (PS1GE) [2961] like a little ... [...] pad in your car.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2962] Yeah he give ... give me a booklet ... and they get a little booklet with it.
[2963] And he'd say just take a look through ... he said ... just any one you want he said and I'll programme it that'll ... come straight through and he sort of s six speakers ... fucking ridiculous.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2964] What car did he have?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2965] Only an A M [...] .
[2966] Citroen A, top of the range Citroen A M [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [2967] Cos I went to this kit car show and they had erm
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2968] Absolutely fucking beautiful motor though.
Mark (PS1GE) [2969] [...] anyway not unless [...] music coming out.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2970] No.
[2971] I was gonna say cos if he's got that, that much it's probably more, more than the car's worth.
[2972] They had this, they had this A T Cobra
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2973] Yeah it's about, no it's about fourteen fifteen grand
Karl (PS1GJ) [2974] kit car right? [...] and they had, it was a V twelve jag [...] engine in it right?
[2975] Under the bonnet, and it was fucking, it was it was the best kit there.
[2976] It won, it won the best kit car and this was at the national show so you imagine how good this thing was.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2977] Mm.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2978] And in the boot it had one of these things.
[2979] And all it's got, just on the little armrest was like a little pack like that.
[2980] And it could programme everything on it, just in that pack, the radio and everything.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2981] Yeah?
Karl (PS1GJ) [2982] Fucking well [...] .
[2983] And I saw [...] come just over the top of the doors as well.
[2984] All nicely trimmed, oh it was immaculate, all chrome roll bars, chrome ... bits at the front.
[2985] [...] . Fucking good car.
[2986] And he started it up [...] V twelve jag engine [...] .
[2987] I nearly fucking [...] I was that excited with this car.
[2988] It was fucking great.
[2989] ... But I mean if I had enough money to do it, like that's the kit I'd do.
Mark (PS1GE) [2990] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [2991] Cos I've I've thought about a kit before but ... for the money I've got I couldn't do what I really wanted.
[2992] But if I had the money this is the car I'd do.
[2993] And I've [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [2994] Well you've only got five pence so it don't allow you to fucking do [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [2995] That's right.
[2996] Doesn't even spend on the Airfix paint.
[2997] [...] And I I thought the only ones I've ever seen and they've got like things like three eight and [...] Chevvy [...] or ... maybe a V er ... [...] .
[2998] And they're all nice engines ... but there is nothing that will ever get anywhere near the V twelve [...] .
[2999] They're just pure fucking power and it's it's ... He'd sit there and vroom ...
Mark (PS1GE) [3000] Bit like me really.
[3001] Just pure pure power.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3002] Been dreaming again boy. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [3003] No this was fucking [...] .
[3004] Actually you remind me of my fucking Triumph
Mark (PS1GE) [3005] Sleek looks.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3006] at the moment Mark.
[3007] Firing on two cylinders.
Mark (PS1GE) [3008] Ha ha ha ha ha.
[3009] ... That nose of yours is really [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3010] No, my car's are alright at the moment actually.
[3011] I've put it in the paper this week again.
Mark (PS1GE) [3012] Have you?
[3013] ... How much have you got it in for?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3014] Five fifty.
Mark (PS1GE) [3015] Oh.
[3016] How much are you hoping to get?
[3017] ... Four fifty.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3018] I I I'd take a drop of a hundred, yeah.
[3019] ... Thing is I, I actually think it's worth fi about five hundred.
[3020] Cos they're not gonna get a brilliant car but they're certainly gonna get an alright one.
Mark (PS1GE) [3021] Yeah, but your fucking biased aren't you?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3022] No I mean, the thing is I, all I wanna do is get rid of this fucking thing now.
[3023] It's been sitting outside my house for over a month.
[3024] And ... it's got an immaculate interior ... it's got an immaculate interior right?
[3025] It's got average mileage for the, well below average mileage for the year.
[3026] It's got an M O T, tax ... two new wheels on the back erm ... it's got an alright engine.
[3027] There's nothing wrong with it.
[3028] Er the bodywork's not brilliant ... but for a B reg car it's alright. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [3029] Who do you reckon this cheap [...] ? ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [3030] It's gotta go on age really.
[3031] It's [...] ... They're all as bad as each other.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3032] How many miles has it done?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3033] How many what?
[3034] ... Miles ... has my car done?
[3035] ... Ninety seven thousand.
Mark (PS1GE) [3036] Original engine? ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [3037] Er no.
[3038] Had er ... had erm ... er ...
Mark (PS1GE) [3039] Rekcon.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3040] Rekcon at about twenty thousand ago.
Mark (PS1GE) [3041] So it's only done twenty thousand miles [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3042] No it's not full, it was just bits and bobs.
[3043] It's a proper V L arts and stuff.
[3044] It's not one of these Goldseal or anything. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [3045] So it's not the original engine?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3046] Yeah.
[3047] It is the original engine in the original car.
[3048] It's just had bits and bobs added.
[3049] Like ... well ... it it's had ... it's had enough added to it [...] a recon, but not enough added so it's a new engine.
[3050] It's had well I think it's had a short engine rather than the whole lot.
[3051] ... It's a it's a good engine.
[3052] I've never had any problems with it.
[3053] ... The only problems I've ever had with it was the fucking n erm ... that thingie I had weren't it?
[3054] The er what was it when you called out the A A?
[3055] That was the ... starter weren't it?
[3056] ... The er accelerator [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3057] [...] .
[3058] Put it, put it over there mate.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3059] Give it to me, I'm in charge.
Mark (PS1GE) [3060] Well
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3061] Should have those ... [...] this week right?
[3062] I've given the two [...] to Jim as well together so
Karl (PS1GJ) [3063] Right.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3064] Mark is doing them. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3065] Going over for inspection [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3066] Then hopefully they're going on to
Mark (PS1GE) [3067] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3068] Well we had a few problems didn't we?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3069] No, no problem.
[3070] We're going straight [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3071] Well you've had your hands on all of them now so it's probably highly likely.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3072] Fucking hell!
[3073] I'd shut up if I was him.
Mark (PS1GE) [3074] Yeah I was I was gonna say [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3075] He helped me.
[3076] He helped me fuck them up.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3077] No.
[3078] Where were you born?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3079] Just fucking tell me now.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3080] He's got, he wants to know that dialect thing doesn't he?
[3081] ... He wants to know regional dialects and stuff for this thing he's taping.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3082] London?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3083] Not Battersea Park.
[3084] Battersea dog's home! [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3085] Saint Thomas's?
[3086] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3087] Saint Mary's I think.
[3088] Something like that.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3089] Who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3090] Saint Mary's.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3091] Saint Mary's.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3092] Something like that I think.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3093] Yeah.
[3094] ... That rings a bell somewhere.
Mark (PS1GE) [3095] [laughing] Somewhere, somewhere [...] [] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [3096] [laughing] Somewhere in London [] .
Mark (PS1GE) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3097] There's a [laugh] there's a few of them around in London.
[3098] I mean.
[3099] Not Saint Mary's.
Mark (PS1GE) [3100] There's a few fucking saints in London yeah?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3101] Well there was for six months.
Mark (PS1GE) [3102] [...] dialect [...] ... sorry?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3103] There was for six months when I was there.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3104] Regional accents.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3105] I was only born there and I lived there for about six months and then got taken out.
[3106] Couldn't handle that any more.
Mark (PS1GE) [3107] Yeah we know about you.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3108] I was such a party animal at the
Mark (PS1GE) [3109] So fuck [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3110] age of six months that they couldn't handle me any more.
[3111] ... No it's
Mark (PS1GE) [3112] [...] they wanna know regional dial dialects.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3113] We got moved on to Crete.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3114] The Oxford English Dictionary old man.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3115] They're doing a
Mark (PS1GE) [3116] Doing a conversational ... dictionary.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3117] Everyday common or garden speech.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3118] So there's swear words in there, farts burps.
[3119] We love you Chelsea we do
Mark (PS1GE) [3120] Especially [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3121] that sort of thing in there.
[3122] ... Guess who that's from?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3123] We've got a few er right conversations with Barry as well, slagging off the management so er ... we're gonna use that for
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3124] blackmail.
Mark (PS1GE) [3125] Blackmail.
[3126] ... But that's an ugly ugly word.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3127] We like to think of it as extortion don't we?
Mark (PS1GE) [3128] Yeah.
[3129] ... It's a much nicer word.
[3130] It's longer, it makes me feel educated as well dunnit?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3131] [laughing] Shut up [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3132] Oh dear.
[3133] He's been going on all day old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3134] Well fucking hell!
[3135] There's him that ... says that and you can't get a fucking wor word in edgeways when he starts yattering.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3136] You can speak now.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3137] Have you had a ... you've had a [...] done ain't you?
Mark (PS1GE) [3138] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3139] I was gonna say I was gonna have the er top one off cos I was jealous.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3140] I was only like that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3141] No, I was too late now.
[3142] They've already had them.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3143] I'll give it a go matey, it'll come off.
[3144] Halfway down
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3145] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3146] Fucking take it all off if you like.
[3147] Don't worry me.
[3148] [...] the fucking thing [...] in a week.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [3149] [...] Now now Mark. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [3150] There you are Mark, are you gonna do that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3151] What?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3152] I'm gonna tell you what ... come the twelfth right ... anything I don't want damaged I'm taking home and locking up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3153] Why?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3154] I'm taking me chair home.
[3155] Because with Mark and that the amount of practical jokes we ... we've been playing anyway I can see fucking ... saw, our legs being sawn off chairs and stuff.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3156] So I'm
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3157] I'm taking anything I don't want damaged home I think the night before and then bringing it back next Monday.
[3158] I'll have to stand up all day Friday [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3159] Oh no, that's too much hassle.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3160] Well I'll just get a jig ... sit on it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3161] Cos I can see a lot of fucking shit happening.
[3162] [...] last Friday
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3163] What Friday?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3164] Friday the thirteenth everyone's sort of leaving.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3165] Eh?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3166] Can see a lot of practical jokes being played.
[3167] Like saws and erm legs being [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3168] Eh?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3169] Well I'll get mine out.
[3170] It's going in my kitchen.
[3171] ... [...] afford to chuck away good stuff.
[3172] Just give it a bit of a paint and it'll be ... well away.
[3173] ... Eh you?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3174] Oi ... oi
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3175] [yawning] Oh god ... hurry up with the beer [] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3176] Have you got their new album.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3177] That's good as well.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3178] It's a good album.
[3179] ... See the video to that?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3180] It's a good album actually.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3181] I wanna get hold of Chris Rea's album.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3182] [...] couple of his songs but [...] his albums.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3183] Auberge is supposed to be a quite good one.
[3184] Like, that's his most recent one innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3185] Yeah he's got Auberge ... Road to Hell Road to Hell one and two.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3186] Yeah that's supposed to be quite good.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3187] I said I've liked ... I've liked most songs he's put out I've just never had an al bought an album or anything.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3188] But that er ...
Mark (PS1GE) [3189] Anybody watch The Word the other night?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3190] No.
[3191] ... That fucking Christian ate, he's a right wanker isn't he?
[3192] He can't interview anybody to save his life.
[3193] ... He's quite a cool trendy dude and all that but
Mark (PS1GE) [3194] Yes.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3195] he can't interview anybody.
Mark (PS1GE) [3196] No.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3197] What's this new ... woman like?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3198] Oh her ... blond bird.
[3199] She's hot mate.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3200] Yes yes yes yes.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3201] Is she really.
[3202] I ain't seen this series I just sort of remember from the last series.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3203] I didn't act I didn't actually mean from erm ... the sexual point of view.
[3204] I wondered what she was like on the programme, you know?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3205] She's alright.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3206] Is De Cadenet till on it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3207] Who?
Karl (PS1GJ) [3208] Amanda De Cadenet or has she left now?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3209] Think she's left.
[3210] There's only those two.

45 (Tape 012202)

Karl (PS1GJ) [3211] [laughing] Yeah [] it's great ain't they?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3212] Great.
[3213] And he had this
Karl (PS1GJ) [3214] Did did you see it a couple of weeks ago where
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3215] No, I've never seen it.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3216] where where they ... stuck things on their head and he goes I know if I if I ... if I stick a ... a pot
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3217] Yeah he goes I'm ... I'm [...] pot on his head
Karl (PS1GJ) [3218] on my head you can call me Normal Lamont.
[3219] ... And he sticks a pot on his head and everybody goes ... where's Norman?
[3220] And sticks a pot on his head.
[3221] Ah there he is! [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3222] Was it ... you probably won't believe this but I've never seen a programme of Spitting Image.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3223] Never?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3224] Never.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3225] Better start fucking watching [...] .
[3226] The only [...] is that [...] bloke who's on the ten o'clock news [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3227] I've seen the odd snip of it like on telly, but I've never actually seen a programme.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3228] Couple of weeks ago they were going on about erm ... Essex.
[3229] Singing a song on Essex is crap, and all this lark.
[3230] And that nigger bloke comes in who does the ten o'clock news he goes to all these people who live in Essex, we're very sorry that you have to take up this very abusive language and this sort of shit.
[3231] And [...] comes on [...] you have to admit though, you are fucking crap, ooh [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [3232] Taking the piss out of old Arnie.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3233] Oh ... yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [3234] And his little willie.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3235] Yes, yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3236] Who's got a little willie? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3237] Not me.
[3238] Massive.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3239] Fucking hell!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3240] I didn't realize I had to ... I just filled up [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3241] [...] watch London's Burning?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3242] No, I can't stand that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3243] I say I saw the very first film of it
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3244] London's Burning.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3245] I I've only ever seen the first film of it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3246] [...] make a regular appointment to watch
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3247] I don't stay in to watch it [...] and end up taping it.
[3248] I watch I'll probably watch about half an hour tonight, an hour tomorrow night.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3249] There's nothing really though ... that I would ... [...] I want to see other than American football.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3250] [...] I tape that [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3251] Yeah Minder yeah yeah yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3252] Yeah I know I [...] watch the first one [...] video fucked up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3253] [...] .
[3254] Taped every one of that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3255] [...] just on a Sunday afternoon now.
[3256] Merlin or something.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3257] Was it on last night?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3258] Saturday weren't it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3259] It's a repeat of the very very very old [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3260] Gonna say, yeah
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3261] Which one was it about ... er?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3262] Christmas one I wanna see, they get killed off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3263] Yeah.
[3264] They get killed off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3265] They get killed?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3266] [...] some sort of drug or something
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3267] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3268] and get killed off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3269] Do they?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3270] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3271] Get killed off?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3272] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3273] That was another programme which I, I've always thought was alright.
[3274] I've never bothered [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3275] I've never really taken ... that much of an interest [...] Only Fools and Horses
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3276] Specially where ... specially where they had the baby
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3277] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3278] [...] Damien.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3279] Damien, and that fucking music [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3280] The way he was looking at it right at the end when he's ... looking back at him and he [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3281] It cracks me up but it's not something I'd [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3282] That and Minder are definitely [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3283] I never saw any of the new Minder.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3284] I thought that new geezer was alright really.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3285] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3286] Well if B B C one get it
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3287] Yeah [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3288] Yeah they'll bring Terry back.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3289] Will they?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3290] Yeah.
[3291] If they get it.
[3292] Cos I T V [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3293] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3294] Yeah I know that, but why will they bring Terry [...] ?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3295] I thought that one got good ratings.
[3296] Cos they haven't
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3297] What, Minder?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3298] actually tried to replace him have they.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3299] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3300] Oh I think.

46 (Tape 012203)

Mick (PS1GG) [3301] Oh it used to crack me up.
[3302] Cos the character was so obnoxious.
Chris (PS1GH) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3303] You hardly see Kirstie Alley in it, she's only ... forty five minutes and that's it.
[3304] It's all you ever see of her though.
Chris (PS1GH) [3305] Yeah.
[3306] She gets paid a fortune for that as well.
Mick (PS1GG) [3307] Yeah. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [singing]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3308] [...] fucking made me cringe, that story.
[3309] Because of the mother in it.
[3310] [...] with erm ... you ever seen that?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3311] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [3312] [...] Language Timothy.
Mick (PS1GG) [3313] Who's the little gi erm Ronnie Corbett.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3314] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [3315] Ronnie Corbett.
[3316] He had that really overpowering mother.
[3317] Marvellous.
Mick (PS1GG) [3318] He was about forty three years old and living at home and his mother was like ... well wrap up warm now [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3319] Yeah I know what you mean.
Chris (PS1GH) [3320] I tell you what, that was so ... ooh [...] you wanted to kill her.
[3321] ... Wound me up that mother. [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3322] The only thing that er ... the only two characters that really wind me up ... Mrs Mangle from Neighbours [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3323] That's [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3324] Dorothy Cotton.
[3325] She fucking gets on my tits. [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [3326] Old Mangle doesn't wind me up as much as this ... this other one [...] one with glasses.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3327] Dorothy.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [3328] Yeah ... this one winds me up more than Mangle [...] . ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [3329] I mean how could she have a son like Joe?
[3330] ... I mean that, that is ... absolutely ... totally unbelievable innit?
[3331] I mean Joe, Joe's ... Joe's so
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3332] Joe's so easy going isn't he?
[3333] He's unbelievable.
[3334] And he's got an old dragon of a mother.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3335] Joe Mangle.
[3336] Has he has he left the series for good?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3337] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3338] No, cos he gets married to Melanie.
Mick (PS1GG) [3339] Melanie?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3340] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [3341] Who does?
Mick (PS1GG) [3342] I thought she'd left? ...
Chris (PS1GH) [3343] Joe Mangle.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3344] I thought she left?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3345] It is, it was in a magazine.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3346] You sure?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3347] Yeah.
[3348] It ain't to do with Melanie, I'm sure it ain't. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3349] with her donkey laugh. [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3350] I thought she'd left.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3351] How old's she supposed to be?
[3352] Eighteen [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3353] Stay on there you bastard.
Chris (PS1GH) [3354] They've all walked out on poor Paul.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3355] Eh?
Mick (PS1GG) [3356] Who have?
Chris (PS1GH) [3357] The girls.
Mick (PS1GG) [3358] Have they?
Chris (PS1GH) [3359] They were well tasty.
[3360] I ... and that Jane when she was in it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3361] Just cos you've messed up your practical your your personal life ... it don't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.
[3362] So wha who and he started getting all those [...] carry on like that ... all one at a time they walk out.
Mick (PS1GG) [3363] Ha ha.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3364] Jim's son.
[3365] Paul [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3366] Robinson.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3367] Robinson.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3368] They're on about Neighbours.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3369] [singing] And here's to you Paul Robinson [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3370] Home and Away mate.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3371] Yeah, I watch that and all.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3372] I used to. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3373] How's old [...] ... ha has she erm
Stuart (PS1GF) [3374] She's changed.
[3375] Different character.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3376] Yeah, she's changed.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3377] No ... has she
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3378] She changed ages ago.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3379] Yeah I know.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3380] [...] yet?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3381] I dunno, I've missed [...] .
[3382] I've missed [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3383] Cos I've seen that bird in something else as well.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3384] Who's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3385] Rachel.
Mick (PS1GG) [3386] Let's face it, they've all been in something else.
[3387] If you watch Prisoner ... ninety, ninety percent of er of the actors have ... been seen in Prisoner.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3388] Been in Neighbours.
Chris (PS1GH) [3389] There was some, who was Paul's father?
[3390] He used to be in erm
Stuart (PS1GF) [3391] Jim.
Chris (PS1GH) [3392] Young Doctors didn't he?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3393] Eh?
Mick (PS1GG) [3394] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [3395] He was in Young Doctors.
[3396] Yeah, Jim Robinson.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3397] Curly hair.
Chris (PS1GH) [3398] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3399] Yeah?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3400] Paul Robinson was in er Prisoner ... Cell Block H.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3401] Was he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3402] Shane in Neighbours was in the Flying Doctor .
Mick (PS1GG) [3403] Yeah.
[3404] So was , so's Harold.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3405] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3406] Henry's in er Home and Away, instead of Neighbours.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3407] Was.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3408] Still in it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3409] The thing is ... you've gotta feel sorry for these Aussie's haven't you?
[3410] Cos that's their idea of culture.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3411] [laugh] ... Don't seem to do too bad out of it. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3412] I mean we've got real upmarket programmes like Coronation Street.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [3413] Coronation Street.
Mick (PS1GG) [3414] Eastenders.
[3415] And Brookside.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3416] Crossroads ... a few years ago.
Mick (PS1GG) [3417] Oh my life!
[3418] Don't blaspheme.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3419] Emmerdale Farm.
Mick (PS1GG) [3420] Emmerdale Farm is not bad.
[3421] Rather like Emmerdale Farm.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3422] The Bill. [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3423] The Bill's good.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3424] Is there one of the ... one of the women in Emmerdale Farm getting raped or something soon?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3425] That was ages ago.
Mick (PS1GG) [3426] That was Cathy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3427] Oh was it?
Mick (PS1GG) [3428] That was ages ago.
[3429] Yeah.
[3430] She's married ... she married the bloke who raped her as well.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3431] She did what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3432] No it's a fairly normal sort of thing in everyday life really isn't it?
Mick (PS1GG) [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3433] She married the bloke who raped her?
Mick (PS1GG) [3434] No, it is ... it is up in Yorkshire Barry.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3435] Happens all the time!
[3436] Haven't you ever heard about it?
[3437] It's not unusual [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3438] [...] old boy, it's only a fucking T V programme [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3439] Yeah but they [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3440] No they don't!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3441] Oh yes they do.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3442] At the end of the day old boy, at the end of the day [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3443] The only reason that I'm enjoying Neighbours again at the moment is that I haven't seen it for month and I'm trying to work out ... which characters have changed, which characters are getting married to which other ones.
[3444] Who's just divorced who.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [3445] Do you ever watch the very first series?
[3446] No?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [3447] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [3448] I did.
Mick (PS1GG) [3449] I got right into it the first couple of series.
Chris (PS1GH) [3450] Oh I did. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3451] The first time I ever watched it [...] Daphne.
Chris (PS1GH) [3452] Yeah, when she came a stripper.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3453] When I ... when I, no.
Chris (PS1GH) [3454] Yeah.
[3455] First series when she moved in the street.
Mick (PS1GG) [3456] Yeah, she was a stripper originally wasn't she?
Chris (PS1GH) [3457] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3458] Did you see [...] ?
Chris (PS1GH) [3459] Yeah I saw [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3460] I remember old plain Jane when her transformation [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3461] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3462] I saw it when she had somebody prowling round her house and that [...] .
[3463] She was outside in the garage [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3464] The amount of crappy car accidents happening in that fucking Neighbours.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3465] It must be the most ... emotionally unstable province in the world, that.
Mick (PS1GG) [3466] Yeah, [laugh] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3467] Terri there's always divorces going on.
[3468] Break ups in marriages, break up in boyfriends and girlfriends.
[3469] That don't happen in real life.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3470] And that's [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3471] I mean Jason and Kylie getting married at the age of ... seventeen or something and then like two months later getting [...] and one of them moving to Tasmania.
Mick (PS1GG) [3472] Well that was Joe er Henry or something weren't it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3473] And every time they get brought back it's a different character ... or a different actor playing the character. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3474] What's that little girl's name?
[3475] Er ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3476] Lucy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3477] Yeah, she come back as a bloody ... well, thirteen year old [...] was a five year old and she come back
Mick (PS1GG) [3478] Cor yeah!
[3479] She came back rather ... cor!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3480] as a thirteen year old.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3481] Yeah I was gonna say, she went away as a little kid
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3482] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3483] and come back as a bloody teenager with big tits and everything.
Mick (PS1GG) [3484] With, with threepennies. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3485] She didn't have threepennies, she had pounds, I tell you. [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3486] I remember old Clive when he was first there
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3487] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3488] that was fucking brilliant.
[3489] Oh jeez.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3490] And Melanie's laugh!
[3491] Oh!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3492] Clive Gibbons.
[3493] Actually he made a return a couple of months back didn't he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3494] Yeah, he made a return not so long ago.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3495] What was his name?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3496] Who?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3497] Bertha.
Mick (PS1GG) [3498] Bertha.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3499] Tell you what though [...] , for someone who doesn't watch it you don't half know a lot about it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3500] I did use to watch it.
[3501] When I was on nights I used to watch it all the time.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3502] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3503] [...] watch it when you have your dinner.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3504] [...] you soon figure out what's going on.
[3505] I haven't seen it now, any ... any at all for about a month ... and within two episodes I've picked up everything.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3506] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3507] The most interesting thing about going, coming back to it is trying to work out who's got married to who and ... who's divorcing who and what baby belongs to which person.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3508] Shit hot ... Neighbours.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3509] Yeah but what you, it's not like a sort of a good story where you miss something.
[3510] [...] Because when you come back ... when you come back to it
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3511] you don't feel as if you've missed anything.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3512] [...] same as the last episode isn't it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3513] I heard somebody [...] they're behind over there in Australia [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3514] We are.
[3515] We're behind [...] two years behind.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3516] [...] got a new Madge and new everything over there
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3517] [...] yeah, got a new Madge.
[3518] Harold died [...] ... Probably Neighbours have been burned down by now.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3519] Where's my quid there Richard? [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3520] Oh yeah.
[3521] Where's my fifty p Tin Tin ?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3522] Oi!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3523] What?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3524] Eh?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3525] Well where's my fucking ... ?
[3526] You owe me a quid, you cheeky [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3527] What about my fifty p?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3528] Fucking hell, where's my tenner?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3529] [...] can of Coke.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3530] Fifty p?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3531] Fuck off.
[3532] A can of Coke it was.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3533] I give you a quid, you give me fifty p back.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3534] I didn't.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3535] What, you think you're bollocks have dropped, cunt?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3536] Scouts leader, all that sort of stuff.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3537] Akela in the Cubs.
[3538] Brown Owl the Brownies. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3539] Never ever joined the Cubs or the Scouts [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3540] Bit of a black sheep really. [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3541] I joined the A T C once ... for a couple of months.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3542] I used to go on St John's Ambulance [...] .
[3543] I was in that for about three years.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3544] Load of fucking crap.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3545] Eh?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3546] Diabolical [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3547] [...] have to go through some tests.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3548] Yeah, it's daft really [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3549] They used to give us loads of tests, this bird [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3550] I tell you a good programme which used to be on was erm ... oh fucking Auf Wiedersehn Pet.
[3551] Did you ever watch it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3552] Fucking brilliant.
[3553] Even the second programme was good weren't it?
[3554] ... Valerie and fucking er ... Moxie, you aright Moxie?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3555] [...] Spain weren't they, the second one?
Mick (PS1GG) [3556] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3557] In Marbella in the second one weren't they?
Mick (PS1GG) [3558] Yeah.
[3559] [laugh] They ... they had to ... they had to cut the scenes cos that Gary [...] died half way through didn't he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3560] Yeah. [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3561] Fucking hell!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3562] Fucking hell!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3563] Hundred and one pounds to get a fucking tooth [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3564] Fucking hell!
[3565] Where's he going?
[3566] He must go to the most expensive dentist on the face of the earth.
[3567] ... What's he doing, having platinum fillings or what?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3568] [...] six months.
Mick (PS1GG) [3569] I haven't been for three years.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3570] No I I need a [...] done he said.
[3571] I've got to have er a wisdom tooth out.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3572] All I normally ever end up doing is having them fucking cleaned [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3573] Yeah I've got to have mine cleaned as well.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3574] Yeah.
[3575] ... [...] teeth out.
[3576] I just fucking lost them all playing rugby and boxing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Mick (PS1GG) [3577] Goes through a new set every now and then like.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3578] Yeah.
Mick (PS1GG) [3579] I tell you what.
[3580] It's most embarrassing cos my ... do does your old may wear y wear his teeth false teeth all the time?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3581] Yeah.
[3582] Except for when he goes to bed
Mick (PS1GG) [3583] Mine [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3584] he takes them out and puts them on the sideboard.
[3585] It's fucking disgusting.
Mick (PS1GG) [3586] Yeah.
[3587] Ugh!
[3588] And a piece of tissue or something like that.
[3589] And when he fucking walks out somewhere he [laughing] he'll always put his teeth in his fucking pocket [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3590] Ah no!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3591] He'll be sitting down [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3592] He what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3593] Joking!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3594] Thing is, my old man's had them for so long that ... he just, he he puts them in a ... in a cup of this like sterile solution every night.
[3595] ... And erm that's it then. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3596] Have you ever seen that done?
[3597] Somebody put their fucking false teeth in their beer?
[3598] When they go to the pisser.
[3599] Ah!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [3600] Ah.
Mick (PS1GG) [3601] It's fucking disgusting.
[3602] Stop deters people
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3603] Why don't they just take their
Mick (PS1GG) [3604] from nicking their beer though.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3605] Yeah I bet it does but why
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3606] why do they need to take the
Mick (PS1GG) [3607] Fucking seen it.
[3608] Oh god!
[3609] I tell you.
[3610] [...] straight in the beer, wallop on the side.
[3611] Fucking walked off.
[3612] Come back and ... fucking hell.
[3613] Ugh!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3614] What's so bad about it mate?
[3615] They're only fucking ... they're only ... plastic and [...] shit innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3616] Yeah [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3617] You don't fucking expect to see them on the side of a bar though do you?
[3618] I mean fucking anything
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3619] Yeah in a fucking pint of beer.
Mick (PS1GG) [3620] pickled in beer.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3621] Wouldn't worry me.
[3622] Must admit probably cos my old man's had them ever since I've ... been alive.
Mick (PS1GG) [3623] Yeah, the same as my old man, but
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3624] Yeah.
[3625] ... It's like one guy down in Wales when I went down there last time.
[3626] He's fucking stood there, he's got the sneezes and he's whaaa whaaa whaaa in his fucking beer.
[3627] He's going ... oh that'll deter people from fucking nicking it.
[3628] Every two minutes.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3629] Ugh!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3630] Oh yeah well that's that's a bit worse.
Mick (PS1GG) [3631] Sneezing in his fucking beer.
[3632] Ugh.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3633] Who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3634] Some Welsh geezer down in Wales.
Mick (PS1GG) [3635] Welsh geezer.
[3636] His name's Lally.
[3637] Or that's his nicks name.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3638] They're barbarians anyway down there aren't they?
Mick (PS1GG) [3639] His nickname's Lally.
[3640] Cos when he when he goes
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3641] Do fucking lally innit?
Mick (PS1GG) [3642] Yeah.
[3643] When he gets in a er a punch up he goes a bit fucking ... do lally.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3644] [...] .
[3645] Sounds like a right nutter. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3646] Fucking ... I tell you you've never seen a pair of hands on this ... like them.
[3647] Fucking ... about my height ... about my build, but he's got fucking hands which are about three inches bigger than mine all round.
[3648] It's totally
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3649] Fucking strange.
Mick (PS1GG) [3650] unbelievable.
[3651] Fucking ... [...] plates.
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3652] Do we need any [...] compound?
[3653] I haven't [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3654] I've got some mates with weird nicknames.
[3655] Really fucking weird nicknames.
[3656] ... Chicky ... One Hand Too ... Digger ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3657] Digger.
Mick (PS1GG) [3658] Digger.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3659] He's Aussie is he?
Mick (PS1GG) [3660] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3661] Miner?
Mick (PS1GG) [3662] No.
[3663] ... that's his second name.
[3664] Digger .
[3665] ... all three of them.
[3666] There's three, three brothers ... one's Big Digger, Little Digger and Dumper.
[3667] [laugh] ... And then Little Digger got his nickname Chicky.
[3668] ... Cos he fucking ... he's a bit punky.
[3669] You know and he used to have one of these fucking mohicans, he ... looked like fucking a fucking chicken.
[3670] ... So he became Chicky.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3671] Sounds like a right bunch.
[3672] [...] bunch of weirdos.
Mick (PS1GG) [3673] No, you'd get on alright with them Stuart.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3674] Thanks.
[3675] ... I think.
[3676] ... I think about the only nicknames that ... my mates have got ... [yawn]
Mick (PS1GG) [3677] Bunch of wankers? [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3678] No one 's called either Tony or Malcolm the Mountie cos he looks like Tony Slattery.
Mick (PS1GG) [3679] Oh yeah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3680] He really does.
Mick (PS1GG) [3681] Oh!
[3682] That's where he first came to fame wasn't it?
[3683] The mountie
Stuart (PS1GF) [3684] Malcolm the mountie, yeah.
Mick (PS1GG) [3685] Yeah [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3686] He looks like the spitting image of him I tell you.
[3687] He really does.
[3688] So it, he either gets called Tony or Malcolm Mountie.
[3689] ... We've got this erm ... I actually don't know why he's got this nickname ... but there's this guy who lives out in [...] er ... and he's got the nickname [mimicking] Seamus O'Reilly.
[3690] You have to do that, it's Seamus O ... Seamus, how are you doing Seamus?
[3691] [] [irish accent] ... And ... I don't think I could tell you how he got his nickname.
[3692] Cos I don't think he's got anything to do with Ireland or anything. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [3693] There's a couple of mates of mine ... Obey.
[3694] Robert his nick
Stuart (PS1GF) [3695] Yeah.
Mick (PS1GG) [3696] name was and he's called Obey or Bod.
[3697] ... Everybody called him Bod.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3698] Yeah.
[3699] Like the oth
Mick (PS1GG) [3700] Martin [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3701] There's this other two ... and erm ... they're brothers and they're both ... they're both quite big.
[3702] ... Sort of not fat
Mick (PS1GG) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3703] but quite well built and all that.
[3704] And they've both got slicked back hair.
Mick (PS1GG) [3705] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3706] And they look like the fucking The Management.
Mick (PS1GG) [3707] [laughing] Oh [] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [3708] So we don't call them what we, we call them Ronnie and Reggie.
Mick (PS1GG) [3709] Yeah?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3710] After the Krays.
[3711] ... We started calling them Ronnie but it got a bit confusing.
[3712] And out of those four ... out, well out of the the bunch I know ... that's the only four that have got nicknames, that we actually use all the time.
Mick (PS1GG) [3713] Winkle.
[3714] ... Ravi ... used to be.
[3715] ... Winkle was the classic.
[3716] [...] went to call someone a wanker
Stuart (PS1GF) [3717] Wanker it come out winker .
[3718] That's it.
[3719] Yeah you tell me these things.
Mick (PS1GG) [3720] Fucking winker. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [3721] I've ... I've had quite a few nicknames.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3722] Think you should fuck off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3723] Cos I think you should fuck off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3724] Do you like your face the way it is or not?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3725] Not particularly, but you ain't gonna do nothing about it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3726] We don't like it the way it is.
[3727] Can you arrange something?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3728] [...] facial attribute [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3729] [...] squeezing a fucking zit.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3730] Why don't you fucking squeeze that spot on the top of your shoulders? [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3731] Ha ha ha.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3732] You got overtime [...] ?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3733] Course not.
[3734] Don't be silly.
[3735] We haven't had overtime for the last couple of weeks.
[3736] [...] Saturday [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3737] You sure you can't get that finger any further up there?
[3738] ... Look at that, right up to the elbow he's got that finger up his nose.
[3739] Flipping hell.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3740] Ask me what?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3741] Ah, you're as bad as Tim.
[3742] [...] . Tim ought to be able to do it [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3743] [...] listen to yourself.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3744] Don't worry about it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3745] [...] talking to two blokes here.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3746] I worry about you [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3747] I'm not talking to Sue, I'm talking to you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3748] I've not said a word against [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3749] Well how come you're getting shoved after five years experience?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3750] [...] first ... first few days you got involved with too many foremen.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3751] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3752] You have, cos you've been lippy.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3753] Erm ... first few days
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3754] You don't get on with your work.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3755] First two days [...] .
[3756] First two days he came up here [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3757] I know you had that ... unfortunate incident
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3758] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3759] about two or three days after being here.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3760] Well somebody [...] in the office.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3761] The thing is, you haven't had a brilliant ... neither of you two have had a brilliant reputation for a long time, right?
[3762] Now he's, he's done nothing
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3763] he's done nothing, put it right for the last year.
[3764] As probably so have you.
[3765] But it takes a lot longer than a year to get rid of a bad reputation.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3766] [singing] [...] Elvis.
[3767] Is anybody [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3768] Eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3769] Don't worry about me I'm singing mate.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3770] [...] yeah, he knows the score.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3771] Trying to get the time to go a bit faster.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3772] Eh?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3773] I thought you were moaning.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3774] No, I was singing.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3775] Half four.
[3776] ... Half four.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3777] And some of us keep to our contracts.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3778] Do they?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3779] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3780] Says who?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3781] Me.
[3782] ... Fucking company don't does it?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3783] Well go home at half five then.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3784] No, I'll go home when I'm ready.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3785] Three hours.
[3786] They're not giving us four hours are they?
[3787] They ain't keeping to their part of the contract.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3788] Yeah, you can fucking sue them.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3789] I know.
[3790] Cos they keep telling ... cos I owe them so many hours ... they keep coming up to me and telling me ... that I owe them so many hours, you signed the contract saying you've got [...] whatever happens [...] .
[3791] Now they're not giving us the time to make [...] .
[3792] They're breaking their part of the contract now.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3793] [...] we've gotta [...] thirty nine hour week. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3794] You've gotta do a thirty nine hour week?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3795] Well I do three hours overtime.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3796] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3797] So [...] we do three so we only get paid for thirty nine hours a week instead of forty. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3798] All I know ... even when I first ... even when I first got here and I was working [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3799] And if I have [...] two weeks time [...] then we get paid er ... thirty six hour [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3800] Go to erm ... the C A B [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3801] No, I only found out this morning didn't I?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3802] Oh yeah [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3803] She'll probably go to a ... Citizen's Advice Bureau.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3804] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3805] See what's going on, see what she can do about it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3806] One of her mates over the road's ... he's gonna try and get a grant ... and then pay for the college by that and then tell [...] where to go with his overtime.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3807] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3808] And that's the best way of dealing with it really isn't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3809] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3810] Still a bit cuntish.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3811] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3812] I don't see why we should have to
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3813] [...] .
[3814] Ryan, Ryan was doing four hours on the Saturday morning to make up his time, right?
[3815] You get ... you officially get should get paid time and a half on Saturday morning.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3816] Half, yeah on Saturday yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3817] So you are doing six hours to make up the four.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3818] Yeah.
[3819] Well I never did it on a Saturday.
[3820] I did it during the week and came in on a Saturday for myself.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3821] [singing] [...] [] Oh see what she does.
[3822] She'll sort something out for me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3823] Yeah.
[3824] Cos I've already sussed Jim out anyway cos ... he said it was on my contract saying I had to do the four hours.
[3825] Well I've got my contract out and it's totally different to his and any other apprentices.
[3826] ... I've just got another bit of paper [...] a note saying ... please note ... while you are at college you are asked to do four hours overtime and that's not a contract, it's just a letter.
[3827] So if I wanted to I could tell them where to go with that and all.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3828] Yeah.
[3829] But get it sorted out.
[3830] Go, get your mum or somebody to ... get all your paperwork together and go to the C A B.
[3831] ... Because it sounds as if they're having you one over the barrel.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3832] Yeah.
[3833] It was on a programme the other night saying the advice bureau are on the er ... [...] companies cos some bloke, they were employing him to do something ... and he sued them and got two grand out of them.
[3834] They fined him for doing something stupid [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3835] I think the ideal thing is she can't ... you can't do that.
[3836] But any ... any one of us in here now who were ... who were actually training ... and have finished our time, no no apprentices were [...] to become part of the union.
[3837] Even if you're in a non-union company, they will fight for you if they think you've got a case.
[3838] If you've got a good case, then they'll put their lawyers on to it.
[3839] But that's only if you are actually part of the union.
[3840] Er paying subs.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3841] So ... probably be a good idea, even if you're ... not in a union company to to actually join a union [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3842] Whether it's rightly deserved or not ain't the point.
[3843] [...] a bad reputation.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3844] [...] So if they made me redundant ... or whatever I know all the ins and outs.
[3845] [...] John 's fucked off in the afternoon to a car auction.
[3846] Old Bob came over [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3847] [...] it doesn't matter whether the er reputation's deserved or not [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3848] You ask Barry.
[3849] I mean he ... he knows you've changed.
[3850] He knows [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [3851] What time is it chaps?
[3852] Please
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3853] It's four o'clock.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3854] [...] erm when you lot [...] out there first of all ... [...] wasn't there? [...] moved on.
[3855] I came in, and I was still in here [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3856] Yeah but you ... you weren't, you weren't really put on [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3857] No he goes ... he goes to me ... he goes [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3858] Oh no you weren't were you?
[3859] It was me and Jamesy and Graham weren't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3860] He goes er [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3861] I think ... I think a lot of people agree [...] but I think a lot of people would probably say that ... [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3862] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3863] No, but I tell you what ... that, as soon as you two were separated
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3864] When, when you went out there with us.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3865] You both started knuckling down. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3866] Yeah you did.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3867] We weren't knuckling down but we started working more because we weren't fucking bossed about.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3868] You ... you and
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3869] Yeah that was [...] though.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3870] [...] and then you ... you got separated and both fucking started working
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3871] It's a lot harder ... it's a lot harder to get rid of a bad reputation [...] .
[3872] I know that cos I had to work at it when I first come here
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3873] [...] fucking know it all attitude.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3874] Bit like me now.
[3875] Yeah!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3876] Because I done extra metal work ... for three years right?
[3877] And [...] metal work ... two years before that.
[3878] And I thought there ain't nothing these blokes can teach me about files and stuff.
[3879] Right?
[3880] And a lot of the time they couldn't teach me anything.
[3881] I'd been doing it for five years.
[3882] But obviously I'd got on to something a bit more skilled and I still had this know all attitude.
[3883] And I I got right ... few bollockings.
[3884] I had fucking verbal warnings and all sorts.
[3885] And I tell you what, it took me probably another couple of years to get out of that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3886] Verbal, written.
[3887] I've had none of that since [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3888] I had a fucking verbal already.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3889] Yeah, I got verbals.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3890] Cos he get, he said [...] old man
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3891] Who's that, Mark?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3892] Mark, yeah.
[3893] And
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3894] [...] .
[3895] Cos I hadn't done nothing.
[3896] I said what the ... does your old man [...] .
[3897] I dunno whether he actually tells him he's fucking off ... or what, but I think he knows he
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3898] That's what pissed me off, when you lot got moved down there ... fucking [...] ridiculous.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3899] [...] and they were added on after.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3900] Yeah I know, that's why.
[3901] ... When we first went out there there was no trainees and then all of a sudden we got ... no, who did we get? [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3902] because it was the same time.
[3903] Cos we got Brian didn't we?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3904] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3905] [...] out there [...] come back in here.
[3906] [...] Can't remember.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3907] I think he's just a fucking arsehole [...] to get sent ... get himself out there.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3908] Cos that that's what Tim and ... especially Richard was fucking well upset about.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3909] He only went out there to help [...] some [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3910] Good luck to the bloke.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3911] I haven't seen it.
[3912] ... Still got [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3913] [...] way to get on innit?
[3914] ... Basically ... you've gotta be a yes man.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3915] I'm not a yes man. [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3916] At the end of the day you'll flatly refuse to do a job if you don't like it.
[3917] I'll just say I don't like it, I'll go and do it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3918] [...] .
[3919] Fuck it, I'm ill.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3920] Well this is the thing I can't understand, especially Mark and that.
[3921] ... Why you lot can't [...] .
[3922] It looks better on your record than being made redundant [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3923] No, you'll still get sacked.
[3924] You can get sacked for fucking [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3925] I know, I'm not, that's what I'm saying.
[3926] Specially Mark and [...] oh really taking the piss.
[3927] ... [...] just fucking [...] for three hours.
[3928] Well he's gonna struggle to get ... get a job anyway.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3929] He he's gonna struggle to get a job anyway let alone
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3930] I asked Derek if he'll give me a reference [...] said yeah.
[3931] [...] really but [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3932] Well Derek'll give you the right one won't he?
[3933] Will it help Barry if if I can use the same [...] to actually ask him if [...] ?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3934] [...] C V and photo photocopy it or something.
[3935] Or would it just ... will it just be the same as writing down your name and [...] .
[3936] That's it, if Derek said I could use his name for a reference ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3937] Er ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3938] I dunno [...] I I mean I have never actually had a written reference from anybody when I've left [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3939] Yeah I mean you used to do that [...] I mean ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3940] Yeah, the old days.
[3941] I got a written reference from m m m
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3942] In the old days [...] no no I mean you
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3943] my headmaster and stuff to get [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3944] That's right.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3945] What do you mean?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3946] [...] I went out Monday to get er a replacement for [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3947] I'll get the yellow pages and I'll ... phone up so many companies [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [3948] [...] .

47 (Tape 012301)

Mark (PS1GE) [3949] Is that the time, what time is it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3950] Quarter past four [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [3951] Quarter past fucking four?
[3952] Oh Jesus. ... [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [singing]
Mark (PS1GE) [3953] Pack it up. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3954] Fucking hell.
[3955] No
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3956] That fucking [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [3957] Better turn this tape off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3958] Eh?
Mark (PS1GE) [3959] Better turn this tape off.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3960] You fucking ... put it back, it's still recording you little cunt. [laugh]
Stuart (PS1GF) [3961] [...] cunt, wonder what that would be if they put it in a dictionary.
[3962] A little turd with a microphone. [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [3963] Some pratt ... messing about with microphones.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3964] Bloodshot eyes all the time.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3965] Where's the speakers then?
[3966] I want a listen out of it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3967] Headphones innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3968] [...] headphones.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3969] Oh right. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3970] You can get little
Stuart (PS1GF) [3971] It's a fucking Walkman you goon.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3972] you can get little speakers to put on the side but they use loads of power they do.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3973] Yeah I know I've got a pair.
[3974] They're the ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3975] [...] that poster up there.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3976] fucking [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3977] Yeah [...] put it up there.
[3978] Get a poster up there.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3979] What poster?
Mark (PS1GE) [3980] You're middle middle page
Stuart (PS1GF) [3981] What poster?
Mark (PS1GE) [3982] poster.
Stuart (PS1GF) [3983] Oh your middle page.
Mark (PS1GE) [3984] [...] won't have that will they?
Stuart (PS1GF) [3985] Oh yeah nice [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3986] And the second page.
[3987] She's fucking well nice.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3988] Katie
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3989] She's well [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3990] No, not there old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3991] I can't hang it over a drawing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3992] [...] up there old boy.
[3993] Up you get.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3994] Go on, up you get.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3995] [...] Pretty tasty that is actually innit?
Stuart (PS1GF) [singing]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3996] [...] bit on each corner [...] old boy. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3997] I don't really agree with this kind of thing [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3998] Is it level?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [3999] Erm
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4000] No, I don't either. [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4001] Er ... yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4002] No, her right one's hanging down a little bit. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4003] [laugh] ... yeah [...] was having a field day when he saw that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4004] [...] weren't he?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4005] Pull it down a bit.
[4006] ... Pull it down a bit.
[4007] [...] creased up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4008] Yeah [...] have heart attack Mick.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4009] Old ticker's going.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4010] Pull that ... no pull that top down.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4011] Oh will you give it a rest! ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4012] Are we happy now people?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4013] That'll do it.
[4014] ... Hold on, her left one's lower than her right one.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4015] I think we ought to put a bit of sellotape over that one.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [4016] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4017] Cut it out.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4018] No [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4019] Over which one?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4020] We got a bit of [...] remember.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4021] Yeah we got we got [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4022] What's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4023] When you're big enough boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4024] It's not quite the same is it really?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]

48 (Tape 012302)

Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4025] I like that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4026] You like that one do you Cherub?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4027] What's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4028] I said a topless male and a topless woman calendar, it's not quite the same is it?
[4029] And then he said ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4030] [...] you've got the old fucking tits and all haven't you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4031] I like that one.
[4032] I like [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4033] Thirty six double D.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4034] Hark who's fucking talking. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4035] [...] himself.
Mark (PS1GE) [4036] I took a polaroid of fucking Karen last night in her underwear.
[4037] I'm gonna try ... and get it.
[4038] She won't let me get it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4039] You're joking!
[4040] Bring it fucking in.
Mark (PS1GE) [4041] That's what ... I'm gonna try.
[4042] I've gotta ... well it wasn't kinky underwear but it's underwear.
[4043] Got a ... picture of Karen in her underwear last night with a polaroid.
[4044] She's just bought a polaroid camera.
[4045] And er
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4046] Thing is she's wearing his y-fronts. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4047] I I I I I I I wanna check, I wanna check her out.
Mark (PS1GE) [4048] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4049] Get a picture and then
Mark (PS1GE) [4050] I will.
[4051] I'm gonna try and get hold of this one.
[4052] But it it it's tasteful ... but it's not ... not too bad.
[4053] ... She's in her underwear [...] not too revealing.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4054] [...] looking at.
Mark (PS1GE) [4055] She's got fucking thigh high boots on as well.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4056] Eh?
[4057] ... Has she?
[4058] ... Fucking definitely bring it in.
[4059] ... We'll all have a wank.
[4060] [shouting] Oi [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4061] Put it up on the wall and have a fucking ... jerk off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4062] She's got her fucking thigh high boots on.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4063] Definitely bring it in.
Mark (PS1GE) [4064] She won't let me have it like.
[4065] I tried to get it last night.
[4066] Cos I fucking took it and I said [...] you haven't taken one have you?
[4067] And I said well yeah look ... thing buzz coming out the end.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4068] So and she said let me look at it and she ... what she's doing fucking ... she's fucking ... got her leg on a stool like that, not a very high one like sort of like that [...] right?
[4069] ... So I thought yeah I'll have that [...] .
[4070] She said, she looked at it and she says you're not having that.
[4071] I said I am.
[4072] I was just about.
[4073] No, you're not having that.
[4074] I said no come on, no messing about.
[4075] I ended up chasing her around the house [...] fucking photo.
[4076] And the thing is, by the time I ... by the time I chased her I was [...] so I don't know, don't even know where the photo is now.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4077] Chasing round going like that.
Mark (PS1GE) [4078] It wasn't like that, it was just fucking
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4079] It was like that.
Mark (PS1GE) [4080] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4081] Yeah.

49 (Tape 012303)

Mark (PS1GE) [4082] Did you see that
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4083] I put it to you people ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4084] You don't need to stand that close to it.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4085] Sorry. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4086] Cos it ... it fucks it all up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4087] Does it?
Mark (PS1GE) [4088] It goes really quiet afterwards.
[4089] I mean I was listening to one of the tapes last night.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4090] What's this?
Mark (PS1GE) [4091] I was listening to one of the tapes last night.
[4092] ... And he he'd got up to it and he gone ... good morning Trev about two inches away from it.
[4093] And it fucked it up for about ... a second or three seconds afterwards.
[4094] It really goes really quiet and then comes back up to full volume.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4095] It's probably got one of those self adjusting thingies has it?
Mark (PS1GE) [4096] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4097] Oh well I'm sorry Tramp
Mark (PS1GE) [4098] There's no need to shout either.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4099] I tell you, it picks up everything.

50 (Tape 012304)

Mark (PS1GE) [4100] I tell you what, this even picks up the girl over the tannoy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4101] Really?
Mark (PS1GE) [4102] Yeah.
[4103] ... You can actually hear what she's saying.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4104] So it must have one of those self-adjusting microphones.
[4105] Self-levelling ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4106] Oh my life! ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4107] Yeah.
[4108] ... [...] deck shoes.
Mark (PS1GE) [4109] Plimsolls!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4110] Deck shoes.
Mark (PS1GE) [4111] Plimsolls.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4112] Deck shoes. [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4113] They're sort of plimsolls aren't they?
[4114] Fucking hell
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4115] No .
[4116] Deck shoes.
[4117] ... Everyone wears deck shoes but no-one wears plimsolls.
[4118] ... It's a fierce old colour that old boy.
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4119] Very old.
[4120] I've had them about two years and never really worn them.

51 (Tape 012401)

Stuart (PS1GF) [4121] My old mum can remember when the old french onion sellers used to come round, door to door.
Mick (PS1GG) [4122] [...] I think.
[4123] Bit all ... all mix all me greened up. ...
Chris (PS1GH) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4124] God knows what this survey's gonna make of this all me greened up and ... right shitted up or something.
[4125] [...] innit?
[4126] ... Is that just him or is that what most people say around here?
Mark (PS1GE) [4127] What?
Stuart (PS1GF) [4128] Right ... messed up or all messed up [...] . ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4129] Right seems to be er ... the in word at the moment.
[4130] ... [belch] Pardon me.
[4131] ... Are you recording?
Stuart (PS1GF) [4132] Yes.
Mark (PS1GE) [4133] The little light flickered.
[4134] ... Cor I tell you, I could eat another one of those scotch eggs. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4135] [...] of shit from you.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4136] Certainly got that look about her.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4137] What's her name?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4138] Nicky [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4139] Another quick jostle of an evening. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4140] From what I've heard it is quick as well.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4141] Eh? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4142] From what I've heard it is quick.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4143] All evening. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4144] [...] you've got no fucking onion [...] crap.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4145] None of these ten minute jobs.
[4146] ... Four hours of hard strain.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4147] Oh you're coming down here Derek?
[4148] I thought we was gonna get rid of you.
Nigel (PS1GK) [4149] No I might as well do it on that bench there [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4150] Oh my life.
[4151] This is my bench. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4152] Picnic time at Rumbolds ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4153] [singing] Hey hey we're a-munching [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4154] Oh look he's bringing [...] .
[4155] He ain't bringing any tools.
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4156] [...] bring your tools as well look.
[4157] Fucking [...] off out at two o'clock anyway.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4158] [...] lunchtime.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4159] Have you found anywhere yet? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4160] So if you take into consideration [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4161] But aren't all their jobs linked and stuff?
Chris (PS1GH) [4162] No.
[4163] [...] the odd one or two [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4164] Been to er Bracknell or Reading?
Chris (PS1GH) [4165] No I wouldn't wanna work in Reading. ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4166] Dodgy old area, Reading.
Chris (PS1GH) [4167] [...] getting there.
[4168] Fucking traffic [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4169] You'd best go and get help.
Chris (PS1GH) [4170] Best go and get help?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4171] I'll lend you a hammer if you want.
Chris (PS1GH) [4172] You'll need fucking help.
[4173] Be fucking [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4174] [...] borrow a hammer [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4175] You like canvassing don't you? [...] ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4176] Battle of the lightweights. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4177] He'll [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4178] Better than being battle of the fucking ten ton Tessies. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4179] He'll end up in the same place as the last bloke and he's still there.
Chris (PS1GH) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4180] Listen to it. [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4181] Did you hear that?
Mark (PS1GE) [4182] What?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4183] [...] fuck off.
Mark (PS1GE) [4184] Don't you talk to my mate like that.
[4185] I only like [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4186] Fucking [...] here innit?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4187] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4188] They give it all the ... [...] innit Terry?
[4189] They give all the fucking verbal and they'll ride off and they'll all fucking [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4190] [laughing] Oh my god.
[4191] Oh my life!
[4192] Fucking [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4193] They fucking give it all the verbal and [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4194] Oi Tramp!
[4195] What's the fucking crap?
[4196] Don't fuck [...] about, he'll fucking deck you.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4197] What sort is it you've got Alex, an Electrolux or ... a Vax?
[4198] ... No a Vax has got four wheels innit [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4199] Shall I make the little thingumajig up for you?
Mark (PS1GE) [4200] No. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4201] Gonna make it up?
[4202] Make it up then.
[4203] Wanna see what it is. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4204] Fuck off. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4205] Eh? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4206] [...] ... Cost me eighty five P, that [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [4207] You've been ripped off then Rich.
Mark (PS1GE) [4208] I love the chocolate [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4209] [...] you fuck.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4210] [...] gonna get one [...] someone else.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4211] Fuck off.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4212] Fella's ... Trampor is fucking ... won't let me make his toy up.
[4213] He wants to get home and play with it.
Mark (PS1GE) [4214] Course I do.
[4215] ... That's half the fun of having Kinder eggs.
[4216] [belch] Sod it, I'm gonna finish the lot.
[4217] ... I love the chocolate.
[4218] It's beautiful.
[4219] Really is nice.
[4220] ... Shit!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4221] [singing] Hey ho [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4222] Oh no!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4223] Not sure whether this was a good move giving him the job.
[4224] I thought he was taking it down there, I didn't realize he was fucking out here with us.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4225] He's clocking off at ten o'clock anyhow. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4226] Ten o'clock?
Mark (PS1GE) [4227] Applied down the Job Centre [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4228] Never get rid of him now.
[4229] ... [laughing] [...] this day [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4230] He's even pinching the old boy's [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4231] [...] .
[4232] Can't help it [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4233] Yeah?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4234] Yeah. [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4235] Paper?
[4236] What one do you want?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4237] They played at home look.
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4238] [...] fuck.
[4239] Got a match as well?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4240] Can I borrow yours Mark? [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4241] Bit rude innit for you Mark, this one?
Mark (PS1GE) [4242] No.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4243] No?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4244] What, the match?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4245] [laughing] No ... his [...] []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4246] Oh.
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4247] Ooh that's nice that is.
Mark (PS1GE) [4248] That's right.
[4249] I put it on Farmer Giles. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4250] [laughing] That's a sad case [...] [] .
Mark (PS1GE) [4251] What?
[4252] [...] . When he starts bringing his bench and stuff down here Barry and I'm gonna [...] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4253] Filled up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4254] Day are you going?
[4255] Brilliant [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4256] Yeah [...] twentieth. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4257] Off the ro up the road ... up the swanney.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4258] Why, have you managed to ... get another week out?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4259] I had another week anyhow [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4260] That's erm ... that's your fourth one Tramp innit?
Mark (PS1GE) [4261] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4262] How long's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4263] You've had four of them?
Mark (PS1GE) [4264] Mm.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4265] No I've been here more than five years so they'll have to give me ... five week's notice.
[4266] Saying that I've got me notice on a Monday [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4267] You serious?
[4268] You've just had four of them?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4269] so it should have gone though to the [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4270] Oh, so I've got to put up with you a week longer than everyone else?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4271] Yeah, yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4272] That's the worst bit of news I've ever [...] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4273] You'll miss the Christmas drink up [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4274] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4275] You'll miss the Christmas drink up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4276] Who will? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4277] I won't. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4278] Yeah ... they are going.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4279] [shouting] Hey ... come and take it away will you [] . ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4280] Not bad.
[4281] Not bad. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [4282] [yawning] Oh god [] .
[4283] You're in for a treat today Barry.
Graham (PS1GL) [4284] Sorry?
Mick (PS1GG) [4285] You're in for a treat. ... [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [belch]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4286] [shouting] Ooh [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4287] What the? [...] but what's fucking going on here cunt?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4288] Excuse me.
[4289] What do you think you're doing here?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4290] [laughing] Oi Tramp.
[4291] What's going on here cunt [] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [4292] Fucking lovely modulation. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4293] Er ... got a pencil old boy?
[4294] ... Me and old [...] aren't into fucking ... [...] pencils are we [...] ?
[4295] Reckon the old wooden ones [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4296] See when you're a fucking tradesman you've gotta have the gear ain't you?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4297] Yeah, that's right. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4298] Precision pencil.
[4299] None of this [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4300] There's some erm ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4301] stuff that you lot do. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4302] No I do like the old er ... pencil in the [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [belch]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4303] Yeah.
[4304] Ha. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4305] Fucking hell.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [whistling]
Mick (PS1GG) [4306] Think of it.
[4307] That's the last B and E we'll be doing.
[4308] These ones, won't they? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4309] Let's rock and roll. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4310] Barry ... [...]
Nigel (PS1GK) [4311] Oh dear. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4312] Oh that looks rather sensual Mick dunnit?
[4313] Ah!
Mick (PS1GG) [4314] Yeah. [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4315] When you do it like me [...] you'll learn this one day.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4316] Do what?
[4317] ... Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4318] [...] when you're good as me.
[4319] You'll get there one day.
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4320] I had him last night [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4321] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4322] I had him last night.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4323] Oh yeah?
[4324] ... When's [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4325] Who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4326] Oh they had to fucking swap them so [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [laugh]

52 (Tape 012402)

Stuart (PS1GF) [4327] Did you?
Mick (PS1GG) [4328] Started off at twelve eight ... nineteen eleven.
[4329] They was eight three last night. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4330] Got him on the run [...] . ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [4331] Be a bit of a bastard if he pulls back [...] . ...
Mick (PS1GG) [4332] My girlfriend's cousin's in there this week Mark.
Mark (PS1GE) [4333] Eh?
Mick (PS1GG) [4334] My girlfriend's cousin's in there this week. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4335] [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4336] Yeah, it's something to do with Argyle.
Mark (PS1GE) [4337] Plays for who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4338] Plymouth.
Mark (PS1GE) [4339] Does he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4340] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4341] What's his name?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4342] Mark .
Mark (PS1GE) [4343] Mark who?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4344] .
Mark (PS1GE) [4345] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4346] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4347] [...] ... That's a moniker and a half innit? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [singing] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4348] [...] Plymouth [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4349] You what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4350] Got a job yet Alan?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4351] No, not yet. [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4352] No.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4353] You been looking?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4354] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4355] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4356] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4357] Don't sound too convincing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4358] No , it doesn't does it?
[4359] I don't think he has.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4360] Now and again.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4361] You telling porky pies?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4362] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4363] Have you been looking or not?
[4364] Don't think he has has he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4365] Now and again.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4366] He's been laying in bed on his days off hasn't he?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4367] Even the fucking ... [...] day of the cup he is, look.
[4368] Who gives a [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4369] Oi oi.
[4370] Steady on.
[4371] Fucking Derek's up there [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4372] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4373] Derek's up there.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4374] Where?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4375] There, there.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4376] He is [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4377] Yeah I would ... di would you Rose
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4378] Well I haven't.
[4379] ... Er [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4380] Get here a second .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4381] Oh ... hold on a minute.
[4382] Hold on.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4383] Hold on. [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4384] He's just got a little job to do.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4385] Little job.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4386] A little
Mick (PS1GG) [4387] Hurry up.
[4388] ... Oh my life, what's he up to? ... [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4389] Here Tramp [...] ... Hold that while I give it some wellie.
[4390] ... Oh you dozy fuck!
[4391] There's always one isn't there?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4392] Steady on, there's a lady present.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4393] Where?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4394] Ah ah ah ah [mimicking] Mr Grimstone [] Ah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4396] You alright?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4397] Yeah.
[4398] Fucking sound.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4399] Fucking fooled me.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4400] Fucking sound. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4401] You fucked my mean green up ... Tramp.
Mark (PS1GE) [4402] Bollocks [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4403] You fucked my fucking mean green up.
[4404] I'm non too happy.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4405] It's not fair, it's not goo good enough for me and .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4406] I've got it all over me [...] .
[4407] It's gotta be fucking spot on ain't it [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4408] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4409] [...] do you reckon?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4410] I'll sort it out Tramp.
[4411] Don't worry.
[4412] Look [...] he puts his hand right in my mean green. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4413] [...] though innit? ... [...] semi skilled [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4414] [...] ain't got a fucking clue.
[4415] Ain't got the brains they were born with.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4416] They fucking ain't.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4417] It's not good now.
[4418] I've gotta redo the fucking thing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4419] Ha ha. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4420] I dunno, he knows it's fucking [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4421] That's what we're up against though Cherub.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4422] Can't get the staff boys can we?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4423] Well ... it's fucking [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [singing]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4424] [...] cup of tea.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4425] Eh?
[4426] Time for a brew?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4427] Yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4428] [singing] There is ... a house ... in New Orleans ... they call the rising sun.
[4429] Been the downfall of many young men.
[4430] I know because I'm one. [] . [whistling]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4431] Did you see that last night?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4432] No I missed it.

53 (Tape 012403)

Mark (PS1GE) [4433] I'm a skilled fucking man.
[4434] That's why you're needing me cos you er two ain't got the fucking skill between you.
Chris (PS1GH) [4435] You cheeky cunt.
[4436] I'd piss all over you tramp.
[4437] ... Wh co when it comes down to craftsmanship ... [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4438] You ain't got a fucking hope have you?
Chris (PS1GH) [4439] I'd piss all over you.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4440] [...] than me if it's er fucking craftsmanship you're on about. ...
Chris (PS1GH) [4441] He reckons I ain't got the [laugh] ... couldn't handle that one over there he reckons [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [4442] Eh?
Chris (PS1GH) [4443] Couldn't handle that one.
[4444] ... Fucking hell!
Karl (PS1GJ) [4445] Because er
Mark (PS1GE) [4446] Well why don't you ever do it?
Chris (PS1GH) [4447] I don't want to.
[4448] It's too much hassle.
Mark (PS1GE) [4449] Exactly.
[4450] Cos you haven't got the fucking skill.
Chris (PS1GH) [4451] No no no no, no no no, no no no .
[4452] That's when I don't wanna do it, just too much hassle.
[4453] That means I want the easy life.
[4454] I'm not saying I can't do it.
[4455] It's that I don't want it.
Mark (PS1GE) [4456] Well do it next time.
Chris (PS1GH) [4457] No, I want the easy life tramp.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4458] Looks bad on him, doesn't it tramp if he won't do it?
Chris (PS1GH) [4459] I want the easy life.
[4460] Bollocks to it.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4461] Old tramp takes about five days to do one of them.
Chris (PS1GH) [4462] Yeah fucking right.
Mark (PS1GE) [4463] Huh! ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [4464] Still [...] to do this fucking programme er progress chasing bit eh tramp?
Chris (PS1GH) [4465] Yeah, fucking been coming up ... fucking up other people's mean greens
Karl (PS1GJ) [4466] Yeah. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4467] That's one of the skills.
Chris (PS1GH) [4468] What?
Mark (PS1GE) [4469] You know?
[4470] Being able to put your hand to any fucking thing like I am.
[4471] I mean that's fucking
Chris (PS1GH) [4472] Tramp I said I didn't, just, I didn't say I couldn't but I don't want to.
[4473] There's a big fucking difference in the
Chris (PS1GH) [4474] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4475] in the English dictionary.
Mark (PS1GE) [4476] Nobody wants to.
Chris (PS1GH) [4477] [...] .
[4478] Well there you go.
[4479] ... I want the easy life.
[4480] And I'm getting the fucking easy life.
[4481] ... At the end of the day I've got my head screwed on. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4482] Just about par for the course cherub old boy.
Chris (PS1GH) [4483] Yeah I know [...] .
Stuart (PS1GF) [4484] We're not fucking arguing about this again are we?
Mark (PS1GE) [4485] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4486] About what old boy?
Chris (PS1GH) [4487] About not wanting to do things [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4488] Yeah yeah we are, yeah.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4489] Are we on that again?
Chris (PS1GH) [4490] Yeah we're [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4491] [...] one.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4492] Eh?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4493] [...] the one.
[4494] It's fucking [...] horrible round here innit?
Chris (PS1GH) [4495] Every time tramp picks it up we get on that one.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Chris (PS1GH) [4496] He comes out with ... I'm mister wonderful bollocks. [laugh]
Mark (PS1GE) [4497] Well, you're always sprouting to us about how fucking good you are.
Chris (PS1GH) [4498] Yeah but it's not bollocks though is it?
Mark (PS1GE) [4499] Ha!
Chris (PS1GH) [4500] That's the fucking difference.
Mark (PS1GE) [4501] Ha ha!
Chris (PS1GH) [4502] Is that right [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4503] Yeah.
[4504] It's about right.
[4505] Shut the door.
Mark (PS1GE) [4506] What the fuck would you know?
[4507] You [...] fucking reject.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4508] Yeah I know.
[4509] Fucking ... hard life though innit?
Chris (PS1GH) [4510] Yeah. ...
Karl (PS1GJ) [4511] [...] used to get a little bit jealous at the end of the day.
Chris (PS1GH) [4512] Well that's it, yeah.
[4513] we're young [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4514] Jealous?
Chris (PS1GH) [4515] we're young, we've got it up here and
Karl (PS1GJ) [4516] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [4517] they don't like it.
Mark (PS1GE) [4518] [laughing] Jealous? []
Karl (PS1GJ) [4519] We're young we [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [4520] Of you?
[4521] ... Fuck off!
Chris (PS1GH) [4522] Still learning and we're still better than them you know what I mean?
[4523] Fucking hell.
[4524] What's the world coming to [...] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [4525] Jealous!
[4526] Ha!
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4527] Silly thing is that they actually believe it don't they?
Mark (PS1GE) [4528] Yeah I know.
[4529] ... This is sad.
[4530] This really is.
[4531] The thing is you two fucking believe every word you say don't you?
Chris (PS1GH) [4532] It's true, that's why.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4533] They fucking do!
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Chris (PS1GH) [4534] They always say the truth hurts cherub.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4535] Yeah.
Chris (PS1GH) [4536] It's fucking killing tramp though innit?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4537] [laughing] It fucking is innit [] ? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4538] If the truth hurt ... fucking wouldn't be here [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4539] Tramp.
[4540] [...] . What are you gonna do look.
[4541] We are fucking shit hot.
Mark (PS1GE) [4542] [laugh] You got the shit bit right.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4543] And the hot bit right as well.
Chris (PS1GH) [4544] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4545] No.
Chris (PS1GH) [4546] Shit hot.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4547] [laugh] We got the shit bit better ... it it was put, talking about you.
Chris (PS1GH) [4548] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4549] If you're talking about me and [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4550] Huh!
Chris (PS1GH) [4551] It's a double, double-barrelled name when you talk about me and cherub.
[4552] Shit-hot.
Karl (PS1GJ) [laugh]
Chris (PS1GH) [4553] And it's got a hyphen in the middle as well.
[4554] ... Where are the potting tabs then chaps?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4555] Toolbox.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4556] Yeah that's why you're getting, losing your job.
Chris (PS1GH) [4557] Where's th where's the potting tabs tramp? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4558] In there.
[4559] Fucking had to be in there didn't they?
Chris (PS1GH) [4560] Oh fucking hell!
[4561] Here hang on ... where's Roy?
[4562] [laugh] . Stu, where's Roy?
Stuart (PS1GF) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4563] It's like the fucking stores here innit eh?
Stuart (PS1GF) [4564] [laughing] Oh right [] .
Chris (PS1GH) [4565] It's all we need and we've got a fucking sto oh here we go.
Mark (PS1GE) [4566] That's nothing.
[4567] You never saw Richard's. ...
Chris (PS1GH) [4568] I can imagine it.
[4569] He had no fucking tools in there, it might have been all ... might as well have been fucking ... everything else.
[4570] Look at it ... fucking ... oh [...] . ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [4571] [singing] Let's twist again, like we did last summer.
[4572] Ooh let's twist again, like we did last year.
[4573] Do you remember when ... I was humming
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4574] [...] couple of hours [...] get me going.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4575] ... let's twist again like we did last year.
[4576] Up and back and round and round we go again. []
Mark (PS1GE) [4577] Wouldn't mind a bit of that. [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4578] Where's Barry gone?
[4579] The old boy.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4580] Eh? [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4581] [...] live in [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4582] I had to [...] my wife [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4583] I know I came in here once with my mum's keys.
[4584] The spare and the ordinary key.
[4585] I had the whole lot.
[4586] [laughing] She couldn't go anywhere [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4587] No what it was, she locked her keys in the car ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4588] Yeah?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4589] [...] something like that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4590] Yeah.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4591] [...] oh go and get the spare keys and get the keys out.
[4592] So I've gone out there with the spare keys, got the keys out ... tossed them in me pocket, gone back indoors ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4593] Forgot [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4594] Oh I had to get something out the car as well you know? [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4595] [...] fucking car keys ... fucking spare keys [...] .
[4596] When she phoned [...] ... oh sorry mum, I didn't realize I had them.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4597] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4598] Hope you're not planning to keep that pornographic photograph on that wall.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4599] Eh? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4600] Well ... reckon I'd give it one if she asked nicely.
Mark (PS1GE) [4601] Marks out of two ... he'd give it one.
Chris (PS1GH) [4602] She'd have to ask fucking nicely.
[4603] She'd have to ask fucking nicely. ... [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4604] Just popping down to see [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4605] You never know it might be half one lunch.
[4606] You've got to be back in here at half two. ...
Stuart (PS1GF) [yawn]

54 (Tape 012404)

Mick (PS1GG) [4607] You didn't even get a chance to get in here and [...] .
Chris (PS1GH) [4608] Yeah he sort of almost ripped him out of there.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4609] No, he took [...] out he goes here you are tramp. [...] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4610] Five minutes for a job like that.
[4611] Christ, it's an afternoon job that is.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4612] Never!
Mick (PS1GG) [4613] Even young [...] knocked a set of them out [...] about an hour.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4614] [...] slow him down.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4615] Did you hear that thing about the old geezer who chopped his old man off?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4616] Oh I saw the headline.
Mick (PS1GG) [4617] What was that then?
Chris (PS1GH) [4618] Chopped his old man off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4619] Gauged his eye out [...] cut his tongue up ... out and then chopped his old man off.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4620] Er ... where's your [...] hammer cherub?
Chris (PS1GH) [4621] Then the old girl turned up and [...] him to stop him mutilating him ... bit more.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4622] [singing] You're just a devil woman ... [...] ... you're just a devil woman []
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4623] How far back's your [...] then Barry?
[4624] About half inch?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4625] No, take them down a bit
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [whistling] [singing] [...] [] ...
Chris (PS1GH) [4626] [singing] One skinhead two skinhead three skinhead four kick the fucking [...] while he's on the floor.
[4627] Kick him in the bollocks kick him in the head.
[4628] Kick the fucking [...] till he's fucking dead.
[4629] Chelsea [] .
Mark (PS1GE) [4630] Chelsea hooligan like I always said.
[4631] [...] what a lovely song.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4632] Isn't it a lovely song?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4633] He got chucked out for singing that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4634] [...] Chelsea.
[4635] ... Well he took the old [...] and he offered him out.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4636] Who?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4637] Matey.
[4638] Goes one on one I'll fucking take him out he goes.
[4639] ... Right, I was cracking up, he was right behind me.
[4640] I was in hysterics.
[4641] ... [singing] Wherever we may be ... we'll follow [...] cos we are the Chelsea and we are supreme.
[4642] We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards [] .
[4643] He was [...] out he was.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4644] I [...] as the old bill grabs him like.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4645] He was, he was going ... he was up there [...] cracked up [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4646] I'm gonna have to pop up there one week with you.
[4647] He's such a fucking pratt.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4648] He was fucking well gone [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4649] They are so subtle these Chelsea songs.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [laugh]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4650] Yeah.
[4651] They actually don't mess about do they?
[4652] ... [laughing] Yeah some cunt wants my coat [] .
[4653] I collapsed though.
[4654] He come out with some more classics but I can't remember [...] myself. ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4655] [...] goes up there?
Karl (PS1GJ) [4656] Last time there was ... what me, [...] geezer, [...] was there, you know [...] . [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4657] My mate used to.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4658] I'd go up on me own.
[4659] ... When you're in there [...] other people.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4660] [shouting] You [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4661] Very good too.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4662] [...] There was another couple of Chelsea fans I was singing about them all the fucking day weren't I?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4663] [...] sing along with the best of them.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4664] [singing] We'll keep the blue flag flying ... high right up in the sky we'll keep the blue flat flying high.
[4665] From Stamford Bridge to Wembley [] . [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4666] And the old [...] just applauded when he finishes [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4667] [...] he starts it up again [...] goes oi shut the fuck up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4668] Are you up ... are you up there Saturday?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4669] No, away to Sheffield Wednesday.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4670] When is their next [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4671] Sunday er ... Man United.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4672] Yeah?
[4673] You going [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4674] No.
[4675] No I'm coming on Saturday.
[4676] ... Come to Chelsea Tottenham it's a good week.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4677] Yeah?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4678] Tottenham support [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4679] Tottenham supporters, two Chelsea and a fucking Gooner.
Karl (PS1GJ) [4680] In the shed. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4681] There's a lot of you go up there [...] .
Karl (PS1GJ) [4682] You ought to come up there [...] .
[4683] [...] up there with old cherub.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4684] Check it out.
[4685] Coming up then [...] ?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4686] Yeah I wouldn't mind.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4687] You gotta handle the tubes though [...]
Karl (PS1GJ) [4688] I tell you what get going to the Wolverhampton versus Notts County with Jonesy.
[4689] Oh my life!
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4690] He can't handle the tube.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4691] I can't handle the tube.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4692] Have you [...] his excuse for not going to Arsenal cos he can't handle the tubes.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4693] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4694] Fucking, fucking hate them.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4695] After the game after the game's the worst bit.
Mark (PS1GE) [4696] You claustrophobic then Rosie?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4697] [...] Arsenal tube station.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4698] Yeah?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4699] Do you get claustrophobic then Rosie?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4700] It's not so much claustrophobic it's just [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4701] when when you're in ... in the fucking station waiting for the old train you're on the front of the fucking platform.
[4702] Got every cunt behind you pushing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4703] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4704] Nearly hit the fucking ditch like.
[4705] [...] . Fucking hate that. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4706] I'll pop up [...] , not till I'm handcuffed to you.
[4707] I'll get fucking lost.
[4708] [shouting] Cherub, cherub I'm lost [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4709] Up fucking [...] it's a laugh.
[4710] Fucking brilliant.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4711] It's a good old sing-song. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4712] [laughing] What was that [] ?
Chris (PS1GH) [4713] There was some matey in the crowd, I forget who it was Wolv Wolverhampton ... fucking end we were. ...
[4714] And they're all sort of brummie type people you know?
[4715] They all speak with a brummie type accent.
[4716] Fucking ... [...] for them.
[4717] And he goes [mimicking] fucking run will you.
[4717_1] Get out of your fucking wheelchair you and fucking run [] And there's this de ... the rest of the fucking crowd are dead silent and this, there's just this bloke's voice.
[4717_2] Everybody fucking cracked up.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4719] Sounds about par for the course.
Chris (PS1GH) [4720] Fucking brilliant.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4721] Dead fucking silent.
Chris (PS1GH) [4722] But I'll tell you what, they outsung Notts County.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4723] Ain't fucking hard though is it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4724] I say chaps ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4725] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4726] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4727] No.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4728] Can't remember.
[4729] They're tens aren't they tramp?
Mark (PS1GE) [4730] What's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4731] Yeah ... tens.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4732] Wonder if he lea leaves a slime trail behind him?
Mark (PS1GE) [4733] You what Skip?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4734] Wondering if leaves a slime trail behind him. ...

55 (Tape 012501)

Mark (PS1GE) [4735] No you don't have to but they want as many done as possible.
[4736] ... Fair enough I suppose. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4737] [...] Anybody take the [...] gun?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4738] Anyone got the [...] gun?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [4739] No.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4740] We don't use the horrible thing.

56 (Tape 012502)

Mark (PS1GE) [4741] Last one.
Chris (PS1GH) [4742] Bollocks.
Mick (PS1GG) [4743] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4744] Go down and ask him.
Chris (PS1GH) [4745] [...] mine then.
Mark (PS1GE) [4746] No it fucking ain't, mister.
Chris (PS1GH) [4747] Bet it fucking is. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [4748] You got about five of them went round giving them to other people just so you could say that to Chris didn't you?
Mark (PS1GE) [4749] Yeah, that's it.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [4750] I've certainly had enough of the year.
Chris (PS1GH) [4751] Yeah, I have.
Mick (PS1GG) [4752] But I could have said that about Mark's one.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4753] How many [...] do you fucking want tramp? ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4754] Might as well stock up.
[4755] ... I'm going for the full set.
[4756] I've got six, I've got number five, got number four, got number two.
[4757] Want three and a one now and I'm away. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4758] Ugh. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4759] [singing] The long and the short and the tall da da da da da da da da da da da da da ... When Mark was just a little girl, he asked his mummy [...] ... [whistling] Bless your beautiful hide wherever you may be [...] [] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4760] I tell you what, I'll leave one of these here ... if anyone's interested ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [whistling] ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4761] Me thinks not. ...
Mick (PS1GG) [4762] Oh it's a fucking ... race.
[4763] ... That'd be a laugh actually.
Chris (PS1GH) [4764] What?
Mick (PS1GG) [4765] Treasure hunt.
[4766] ... You drive, you do the walking and you give me and ... Chris the prize when you've won.
[4767] ... I ain't got time to go gallivanting off
Chris (PS1GH) [...]
Mick (PS1GG) [4768] stuff like that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4769] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4770] Fifteenth.
[4771] When's that?
[4772] Oh Sunday innit?
Graham (PS1GL) [4773] Fifteenth for er ... Chelsea United.
Mark (PS1GE) [4774] Chelsea Man U? ...
Mick (PS1GG) [4775] They're on the telly innit?
Graham (PS1GL) [4776] Yeah.
Mark (PS1GE) [4777] Oh, cherub on the box.
Graham (PS1GL) [4778] You won't see me boy. ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4779] Be inconspicuous will you?
Graham (PS1GL) [4780] I'll be up in the shed. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4781] Wanna get out and chat to your old fellow Chelsea supporter?
Graham (PS1GL) [4782] Who's that?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4783] Old [...] 's out there.
Graham (PS1GL) [4784] No, he's a plonker. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4785] I beg your pardon?
Graham (PS1GL) [4786] He's a plonker.
Mark (PS1GE) [4787] He must be.
[4788] He supports Chelsea for a start [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4789] He's a good fitter.
Graham (PS1GL) [4790] Is he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4791] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4792] [...] though.
Graham (PS1GL) [4793] So why'd they make him up to a supervisor then? ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4794] Erm ...
Graham (PS1GL) [4795] Don't normally get [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4796] [...] I'll never get made up to supervisor.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4797] Because erm ... Derek was looking for a supervisor and he said to me one day in a moment of desperation he said who can I make up?
[4798] I said well I'll tell you who you wanna make up I said er yeah I know [...] ... I said you wanna make somebody like up I said cos er ... I think wrote the book.
[4799] He says I know we all [...] over his face.
[4800] Sure enough.

57 (Tape 012503)

Mark (PS1GE) [4801] Had a punch up?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4802] I mean now they're as thick as thieves you know?
[4803] I mean now they wanna, both on the other side of the fence, they're the biggest crawlers going.
[4804] And they were two of the biggest [...] villains, they're in the fucking
Mark (PS1GE) [4805] Yeah, that's true.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4806] Mick, Mick when I was, when I was working down there in er the machine shop, him and erm Ian ... you know the bloke who ... one of the engineers?
[4807] They sat in there and they drank a whole bottle of scotch between them ... one Christmas.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4808] Micky now you know, he'd tell you he's whiter than white.
[4809] I mean when he er you know when that thing was going on about the old [...] ?
Mark (PS1GE) [4810] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4811] lark.
[4812] ... I was talking to him about that and I got a totally different response from him that I expected [...] didn't mind.
[4813] Oh no he was hundred percent on [...] side.
[4814] Oh it shouldn't be allowed and [...] director can't walk through the company.
[4815] You know
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4816] Tosser.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4817] [...] respected because he is a director [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4818] And I said, leave it out Micky.
[4819] [...] Talk about cheetah changing leopard changing its spots.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4820] I mean he ... he really was [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4821] He was total anti-establishment weren't he?

58 (Tape 012504)

Stuart (PS1GF) [4822] What's that then old boy?
Barry (PS1GM) [4823] Clove oil.
Chris (PS1GH) [4824] What's it for?
Barry (PS1GM) [4825] Toothache.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4826] To relieve toothache?
Mark (PS1GE) [4827] Have you got [...] ?
Stuart (PS1GF) [4828] No I haven't fucking lost the cup.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Chris (PS1GH) [4829] What's that?
Barry (PS1GM) [4830] Smelling salts.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4831] [...] straight away.
Chris (PS1GH) [4832] No it's alright, thanks.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4833] That's pretty innit?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4834] No oh ... don't do that.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4835] Stick them on your arse.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4836] [...] will you?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4837] No it'd come in come in handy for a curry though wouldn't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4838] Fucking hell yeah.
[4839] I tell you what, dip it in the bloody toilet paper, then stick it in the micro. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4840] Ooh.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4841] [...] looking curry as well wouldn't it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [laugh]
Barry (PS1GM) [4842] [...] of erm ... [...] just just try it.
[4843] Just try it, see what you think it tastes like.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4844] It's the stuff you put in apple pies innit?
Barry (PS1GM) [4845] Just taste a touch.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4846] No ... I can't stand the smell of it.
[4847] It reminds me too much of fucking [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4848] Thanks very much.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4849] That's a fucking brand new scalpel [...] you bastard.
[4850] It was.
Barry (PS1GM) [4851] Don't like the dentist at the best of times.
Mark (PS1GE) [4852] Hundred and one fucking quid?
Barry (PS1GM) [4853] Mm.
Mark (PS1GE) [4854] You having it ... put in there, platinum or fucking what?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4855] You're a dodgy geezer you are.
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Mark (PS1GE) [4856] Stuart, does that smell bother you?
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4857] Just like a, like a load of fucking drugs pusher isn't he?
[4858] ... Have some of this, have some of that.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4859] Somebody aqua fixing?
[4860] You know how to use it?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4861] Yeah.
[4862] Oh righto [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...]
Stuart (PS1GF) [4863] To tell you the truth that bothers me more than them [...] .
[4864] ... Yeah.
[4865] But then again I've got fucking smoking chimney pot over there.
[4866] Mark smoke half a fag and leave it on your bench to pollute the air . ...
Mark (PS1GE) [4867] Fuck off.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4868] All I'm waiting for right, is for somebody to set a precedent for ... for erm doing people for manslaughter because of secondary lung cancer then you're fucking history sonny.
Mark (PS1GE) [4869] Bollocks.
Stuart (PS1GF) [4870] Gonna have you up there for ass attempted assault.
[4871] ... No I'll sue your ass boy. ... [whistling] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KDAPSUGP) [...] [whistling] [singing]
Mark (PS1GE) [4872] Oh don't do that [...] . ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4873] Cor, look at the tits on her.
Mark (PS1GE) [4874] Mm.
[4875] ... Cash and something, something.
[4876] ... Amazing.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4877] Yeah, totally.
[4878] But not after D and E fucking [...] .
Mark (PS1GE) [4879] [...] gonna do no work is he?
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4880] That's true, yeah.
[4881] So what's new?
[4882] [laugh] . Have you got your job? [...] .
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4883] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4884] Handsome.
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4885] Start on the sixteenth. ...
Unknown speaker (KDAPSUNK) [4886] Well hard.
[4887] ... Blows your excus