| PS0X2 | Ag1 | m | (Wayne, age 20, unemployed, Central South-west England, ) |
| PS0X3 | Ag4 | m | (Michael, age 47, factory operative, Central South-west England, ) father |
| PS0X4 | Ag4 | f | (Brenda, age 49, factory operative, Central South-west England, ) mother |
| PS0X5 | Ag1 | m | (Martin, age 22, forklift truck driver, Central South-west England, ) brother |
| PS0X6 | Ag1 | m | (Gary, age 24, factory worker, Central South-west England, ) brother's friend |
| PS0X7 | Ag1 | f | (Sam, age 17, student, Central South-west England, ) girlfriend |
| KE5PSUNK (respondent W0000) | X | u | (Unknown speaker, age unknown) other |
| KE5PSUGP (respondent W000M) | X | u | (Group of unknown speakers, age unknown) other |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[1] [singing] I killed my cat with a fucking spade [] We are at the scene of the crime Mr what did you see? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[2] That was Ashley not me, no |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[3] You absolute bastard Mr what did you see of the crime? [4] What, what, explain to me what you saw please. |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[5] I was walking my dog right [laugh] through the common and this great big black fat hairy man came along and sharpened his great big long tool into, into this cattle, the bad thing about it was the fucking cow exploded [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[6] The cow exploded did you say? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[7] Yes the cow exploded. |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[8] Thank you very much Mr for your comment this is Wain reporting for news at six. |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[9] We are watching the brides of Christ probably never ever to be seen again in the year two thousand and fifty six. [10] Janice is writing away on her pad. |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[11] Shaun's sitting cross legged |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[12] [laugh] And Darren looks like an oversized leprechaun, all dressed in green and ready to go, meanwhile I'm reporting this excellent news to you guys [laugh] if you are listening out there from the national library association, er, er, er, er |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[13] we, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[14] hello, hello |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[15] What does |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[16] that word mean in the year twenty five, twenty thousand? [17] Oh I've got to phone my ma |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[18] Blik blik slogger logger a |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[19] Masturbate explain masturbate |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[20] by the way |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[21] Well if you take a |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[22] and cross it with a fuel injection between her and nitro oxide |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[23] And take with crystals from the |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[24] you'll put it with a box of speed with about seven hundred leggings, twelve per hour. |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[25] I'd like you to ring us back up in the past and ask us, tell us if there's a war and how often you have sex in them days. |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[26] We do it seven days a, seven, seven times a day, seven times a week, in the year nineteen ninety two |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[27] Excluding bank holiday Mondays |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[28] fifty two weeks a year |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[29] excluding bank holiday Mondays |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[30] and Christmas Day |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[31] excluding bank holiday Mondays and Christmas Day |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[32] all too pissed |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[33] Thank you very much for listening and |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[34] this is er, er |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[35] I should work for the B B C shouldn't I as a news reporter |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[36] this is Nigel |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[37] [belch] That's a burp you may not experience that word from where you come from |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[38] Yes by the year two thousand and fifty six comes, burps may be anonymous |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[39] Smells alright but there you go ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[40] Here mum how am I supposed to get that hi fi up to Reggie's house when I can't remember the way through that fucking maze of flats with you |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[41] Well I'll come with you, that's no trouble |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[42] wants that one, but I'm gonna get him a little one to go on there |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[43] Next time I see him, I'll probably see him tomorrow no I, you usually see him round town, so I say I'll arrange a time |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[44] Yeah ... |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[45] that's if he still wants it, I suppose he does ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[46] Oh he hit the flag old |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[47] time, bastard ... [sigh] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[48] Did any one see the |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[49] from that van yesterday? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[50] No |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[51] All Joanne said was did you catch up with Wayne weren't it? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[52] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[53] oh, it does add a bit more cleanliness to it Wayne, mind you the rice is |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[54] so |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[55] are you, well you eat it the way you want to do it and I'll eat it all up |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[56] Oh ya, ya, ya, ya |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[57] nice and rich ha |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[58] oh ya, ya, ya, ya |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[59] now I've got the mini ones I can play some new chords you see |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[60] oh ya, ya, ya, ya, oh ya, ya, ya |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[61] it's called a midi |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[62] ya, ya, oh ya, ya, ya |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[63] I know what it's called but I would like it |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[64] da, ya, da, ya |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[65] Best get a stand for it |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[66] Oh have you? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[67] I'll fix that, how you gonna put my fence up for me? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[68] Mm, mm, mm where's it got to be? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[69] Well |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[70] Is this on an employed basis innit? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[71] In what way employed basis? [72] Because I can't |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[73] Am I being employed to put this fence up for you? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[74] I haven't got any money if that's what you're after? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[75] I hope |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[76] That's what employment means don't it? [laugh] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[77] Well I've got no money Wayne, don't forget I'm still on sick pay until next week then I get me full week's money |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[78] That's true, that's |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[79] and I've helped you as much as I possibly can in the past, a few weeks, to the best of my ability |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[80] If you don't get a job, I will get a job for the time being and you want me to take some money off your bill, you can get rid of some of that rubbish out in that fucking shed, in the back of that van |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[81] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[82] Don't wanna |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[83] No mum's giving you a fair, what she say? ... |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[84] Claire |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[85] Oh |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[86] I want them sheds cleared out cos I want to get that garden sorted out for the summer |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[87] There's piss all jobs in there |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[88] I know, er, well where the path is, the only problem is where the edge finishes at the other end, at the bottom end, right, there's gonna be a gap there and I wanna close that gap off somehow. |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[89] Where? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[90] At the bot , where the edge is right? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[91] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[92] It'd been there |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[93] right near the gate |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[94] look |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[95] where the gate supposed to be |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[96] Hang on let me show, let me find a bit of bloody paper here, silly bloody arse ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[97] You'd have to dig a couple of holes and you'd have to concrete the bugger in |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[98] No |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[99] it won't just sit there |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[100] Right, that's the path right, this is where the edge finishes, yeah, this is the front edge, yes? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[101] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[102] This is the path coming up to the house and you've got the green like that ... between there and there, there's a gap, I don't know how I'm gonna do that |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[103] No I don't know what the fuck you're on about here, it's upside down, where's the house? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[104] There's the house, right |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[105] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[106] there's the window |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[107] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[108] that's the path |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[109] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[110] and that's the path green to the alleyway |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[111] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[112] and this is the path coming onto the big main path |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[113] Oh right, yeah I get you |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[114] right, this is the edge |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[115] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[116] and it stops about there, between there and that path is a gap |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[117] That's alright just do it straight down |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[118] right, yeah, but that means there's gonna be ground on this side, what I want to do is come as close as I can to this path, don't worry about this |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[119] You've got a gate there |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[120] Well I, I might just block it off get another piece of wood and put it in there and just nail that fucking lot up and block off completely, otherwise Nick's, if Nicholas is playing in the garden he'll be out of there like a shot, so you're gonna get one post there, say one in the middle and one at the end. |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[121] Stop the fucking cats coming and shitting in the garden |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[122] Mm |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[123] And you've got the gate out there, repair that, put it up somehow, well it's only a temporary job |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[124] get some gates probably down the dump or something. |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[125] Well if you get through some of that rubbish, that's beginning to smell |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[126] You talk to him about that |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[127] It's beginning to smell |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[128] if you can make arrangements maybe we can sort something out between us |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[129] There's loads of shit out there got to |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[130] nearly all of it's gotta go really, there's two gas fires out there |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[131] If we can flog them |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[132] we might be able to bloody flog them to somebody Wayne |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[133] Ah |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[134] get a couple of |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[135] I'd flog my necklace first I'm so fucking skint |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[136] You flogged it? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[137] No |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[138] Oh, Alfie might buy a fire off you dear |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[139] I doubt it ... I wouldn't er bother asking him |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[140] Yeah, well you don't need to put concrete in it because if you can little bit with a sledgehammer |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[141] If you have to put concrete in concrete, you have to cement it in |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[142] Well it's only a bloody temporary job innit? [143] ... You want a sledgehammer don't you? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[144] Oh yeah while I think of it |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[145] No |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[146] while I think of it, you owe Maggie thirty one pound ninety five P, I've paid thirty pound for you up to now |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[147] Thirty one, you might as well say thirty two quid |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[148] Talk of Maggie, when you see her tomorrow say Wayne said he's not gonna give you any more money until he gets his videos back, cos she's got two of my videos, my Razor video and my IN X S. |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[149] Well I'll just ask her for your videos first |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[150] Just say Wayne said can he have his videos and if she don't cough them up in the week, say you don't get any more money until he gets his videos back. |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[151] Well I asked her how much you owed and she said thirty one ninety five |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[152] Say thirty two quid dear |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[153] No that's right |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[154] Yeah well it's only a couple of bloody pennies short of money |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[155] Wayne wanted to know what you |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[156] Thirty quid whoop fucking new man |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[157] Well it was sixty ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[158] See really all you need to do is pull it, you've got two posts, how high do you want to go with the posts, about that high? [159] Which is about what four foot? [160] ... That's all you've got to go, so them poles have got to be cut down to five foot, two five foots, four, four five foots |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[161] First thing to do is level the fucking ground off |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[162] Well the spade, Martin has got the spade |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[163] Yeah and they |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[164] That spade's crap, it fucking bows |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[165] Oh what else was I gonna say? [166] Oh do you want to stay in the social club? ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[167] Well I did say that, yeah |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[168] Well, what, what, what |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[169] Well what for? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[170] Snap |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[171] Well if there are any trips I can get them cheaper can't I? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[172] You get them cheaper anyway without being in the Social |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[173] No you won't |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[174] Yes you will, oh yes you will, I fucking see to that, seeing as they couldn't even send me a fucking get well card ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[175] It's only fifteen P a week, it's not exactly expensive |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[176] No, but it all adds up ... I was sitting there the other day adding up your things |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[177] Right now you can discuss with Wayne about the sheds |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[178] I don't want to worry about sheds for now. |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[179] As I say I was sitting there adding it up, a pound for this and a pound for that and your meal, a fiver for Maggie, I'm twenty pound short off you |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[180] Yeah was cutting house keep short |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[181] Yeah alright, alright |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[182] We're not having a go at you Wayne, we're just talking dear |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[183] See I was just adding it up |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[184] you know, it's a hell of a bloody whack out when you, you know, when you're short |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[185] Especially rent week |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[186] Oh I'm bored ... I suppose that |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[187] will it take us to granddad's? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[188] No |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[189] Let me ask him, he's driving the damn thing |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[190] Well it'll take fucking ages and it'll be very uncomfortable for you, whoever's sitting in the back. |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[191] It'll be me, because I can stretch me legs out |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[192] It'll be very uncomfortable sat in the back |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[193] What's in the back there at the moment? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[194] A couple of cushions, it's very low to the floor as well |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[195] Is it? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[196] and there's a lot of holes in that floor, if you fell through it [raspberry] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[197] Yeah ... can you get three in the front? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[198] Mm, mm no way hos |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[199] No way, oh |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[200] Bless you |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[201] Squashed me and Martin in the front, I keep hitting his leg when I fucking change gear |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[202] Yeah |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[203] Bless you, now you see, now straight away I've asked him a simple question, he's given me a simple, straightforward answer |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[204] And we've said bless you three times |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[205] Best to wait until get a car |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[206] and now, now it's eliminated you see |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[207] That's a point when we gonna get this fucking car off of John? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [laugh] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[208] When I get a hundred and eighty quid [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [belch] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[209] I said I've just gone back |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[210] Will you shut up |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[211] Shut up |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[212] Bless you, stupid mummy |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[213] Shut up |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[214] I suppose that |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[215] the fucking |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[216] no let him renew |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[217] Let him renew Wayne cos our phone bill |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[218] our phone bill I can't afford it any more ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[219] you be ten P a time |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[220] I'm gonna move it back over here |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[221] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [mimics ringing] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[222] Bless you |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[223] Is Shaun there please, it's Wayne, how dare you, hello, hello, I'm sorry to trouble you there's an ostrich on your phone line |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[224] You'll be on our bloody phone line if you don't move your ass |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [sneeze] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[225] Bless you |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[226] Ah? [227] Oh wow, amazing [laugh] ... you going out with or, yeah, no I've got |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[228] yeah ... so, before seven, well, yeah alright, you alright? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[229] He's right next door to Reggie's flats when you go down and pick him up |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[230] you can do that for me |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[231] Ask if she was |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[232] what was you gonna say dear? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[233] What was you gonna say dear? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[234] What, what was you gonna say? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[235] ah? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[236] Chris |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[237] yeah alright |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[238] bolting, puppy, dog |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[239] Yeah I know that |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[240] He had to go to Wales, son went to Wales to pick it up yesterday |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[241] something to do with Joanne's family or something she was on about |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[242] Oh I don't know about that |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[243] something on about ... it's got a, it's one of them little square Welsh terriers |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[244] Hooray |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[245] Welsh terrier |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [humming] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[246] he brought it in this morning ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[247] Is that thing recording? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[248] Yeah, I ain't said nothing to Wayne |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[249] He'd soon fucking hear you |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[250] How much you said you swear |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[251] I'm sneezing more than anything |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[252] What's it all about then really? [253] Speaking, just, normal conversation? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[254] Yeah just, to tape the conversation |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[255] Yeah but if you're having |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[256] It might be something private Wayne |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[257] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[258] It doesn't matter |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[259] Yeah it does matter to us |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[260] It does matter to us |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[261] it does to me |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[262] Well I'd known if you said anything private, and I wipe it off |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[263] No something you er, something you've got to be very careful of, because that can also be discriminating in, in a court |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[264] No she said to me |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[265] Ah, you mean, might say something privately here, not knowing that switched on and it might be about somebody else and that person might know that person er with the evidence |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[266] I don't |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[267] you never no, oh use at work by all means yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[268] But she said to ask people |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[269] I'd love to do her work ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[270] tell them that you're recording out of common courtesy as was, but I didn't think you two would mind because it's, well I don't know interesting, interesting talking to you |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[271] Might of done mightn't we? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[272] things like that I don't know |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[273] Really exciting that is innit? ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[274] What time you going out? [275] When your |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[276] way to the fox |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[277] twenty to six? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[278] Twenty to seven |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[279] As I said you could take that down Reggie's then |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[280] I haven't got petrol mum |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[281] Well you're going down there |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[282] I've got to drive down there and back up here, then I've got to go to Darren's then I've |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[283] Well how long you gonna be? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[284] got to drive back home again |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[285] When you gonna do that then? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[286] Well I can drive to Shaun's then go Darren's, then leave the van there and then pick, drive us back home again, but I won't have enough to go backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards all the bloody time, it's nearly on zippo |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[287] I say Reggie's on the way |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[288] Yeah that means coming back over here don't it, I'm not driving around like with my fucking hi fi in the back ... |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[289] Oh I |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[290] What, like you're going out to a pool |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[291] in it? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[292] Yeah, our |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[293] got to come anyway, er I don't know if I've got enough money to bloody pay him, it's a bad week |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[294] Yeah |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[295] your bad week |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[296] these days |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[297] Oh |
| Michael (PS0X3) | [humming] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[298] if I pay him I won't be able to pay the Provident bloke tomorrow night [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[299] It's |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[300] money mum |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[301] I don't care |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[302] See what I mean |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[303] What? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[304] When you say things like that |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[305] Well there you go |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[306] that's personal in this family |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[307] They say it's anonymous, they just log it on computer and it's just, to show people in the future what we spoke like in the nineties |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[308] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[309] We speak like motherfuckers |
| Brenda (PS0X4) | [laugh] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[310] I know |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[311] [laughing] Didn't say that into Tom [] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[312] I know what we do mother |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[313] [...] er him, don't shout in my bloody ear hole, cor does he shout |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[314] will do the apple and pears at number ten ... |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[315] erm, how am I gonna pay the Provi bloke tomorrow darling? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[316] do the jock strap |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[317] I can't |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[318] Lend us ten grand mum |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[319] I didn't even pay Chris today cos I didn't have enough money |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[320] Don't look at me I can't give you no more bloody loot |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[321] Lend us forty million |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[322] Ha, ha, he wants fifty four pound fifty today |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[323] I can't even have a bet on, on Saturday |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[324] Oh what a sheer catastrophe that is |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[325] It fucking is, I like backing me ponies |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[326] I've a |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[327] today erm |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[328] Dirty little sod |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[329] sat here with Marcus and I said oh, I got a, got a flash, and he say I got a flash or something |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[330] Dirty sod |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[331] it's like, it's either king or knight something, knights or kings something has won a race |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[332] Just what? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[333] Just watch, I'll put the Teletext on, out of all the races there was one there King's Fountain, first, it had, it had only just come first and I'd switched it on, I went wow |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[334] King's Fountain? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[335] Yeah |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[336] I don't think it were |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[337] It did |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[338] It didn't |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[339] It did, I'll show you, don't piss me off mate |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[340] Oh wait a minute I shall see |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[341] cos I'll have you |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[342] I shall tell you |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[343] three, three, six, three |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[344] That's what I want, there it is look King's Fountain |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[345] Oh yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[346] four, six |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[347] Yeah |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[348] Weird innit? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[349] Have you got a pound coin I can borrow of you dear? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[350] I owe you a pound, yeah, I can't give it to you dear because I've still got exactly a ten pound note dear and I'm waiting for the pools lady dear |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[351] Cos I |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[352] Now as soon as she arrives dear I give you |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[353] I put one in here last night |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[354] your pound dear |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[355] Oh it's just dropped, did you hear that go? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[356] No |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[357] Oh |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[358] Now quick, do you know we're fucking shaking, mm |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[359] No, it's thirteen hours I want |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[360] He reckons if he wants any more money when he comes round here tell him |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[361] tell him there's scrap |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[362] I'll tell him |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[363] Yeah, you know why don't you because that side bits down the back, he probably thinks you've been bloody fiddling with it. |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[364] You can't no way |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[365] Well he said if he accuses me of fiddling with the telly I'll punch his fucking |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[366] all you have, all you have to say to him is dad's back at work, he's not been using the telly |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[367] He's done that |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[368] and that's it |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[369] I was gonna say kiss my arse motherfucker |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[370] Yes that's it exactly, him as well is there nothing on rehearsals |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[371] oh that crap Brinley dinner time oh she's gone to look at |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[372] Oh fucking hell |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[373] a Metro, I told her if she sees one she likes, get it |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[374] Don't keep telling me I don't want to fucking know |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[375] Too late , Tom come in and said he see Angie right, up the Wale Road |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[376] It's discreet this |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[377] I'm telling Wayne ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[378] Well I'm not interested |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[379] Fucking Brinley's a big fucking tart as far as I'm concerned [humming] there are young man are you coming to discover us with young Sam? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[380] Get the fuck out of here, how's he gonna get six quid for a ticket? [381] Exactly for a start |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[382] Sam might pay exactly I pay for it |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[383] Who wants to go to a poxy fucking disco anyway it's crap |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[384] You always say you like discos |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[385] Yeah but not with a bunch of old fucking faggots running around |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[386] There won't be old faggots, there's new faggots coming down from Salisbury |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[387] get in with their walking stick |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[388] oh no they won't, in that case he'd hold a fucking dinner and dance, he wouldn't hold a disco |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[389] It'll be full of old faggots and dickheads |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[390] Not from my head office there won't |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[391] [yawning] That's right, the [] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[392] and big fat girls [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[393] [laugh] There's Tom though, he's with us, hooray |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[394] Lucky bastard |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) | [humming] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[395] How old are you? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[396] I shall be forty nine this July |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[397] I told them all you're forty seven |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[398] Oh thank you very much |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[399] She said how old's your dad and father then? |
| Brenda (PS0X4) |
[400] Are we talking about Poppa? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[401] Fuck knows forty eight I think, I don't know, forty eight, forty seven |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[402] behave |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[403] Please, please |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[404] I've got to go to the loo in a minute anyway ... after I steal one of your cigarettes, notice the word cigarettes instead of the word fags ... oh I don't know, I think I'll go and sell my body, might make a couple of quid and leg it down the |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Michael (PS0X3) | [humming] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[405] I get it |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[406] hockedy pockedy |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[407] the Rock of Gibraltar |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[408] You ain't been better your missus |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[409] Good evening |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[410] How are you? |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[411] Well if you say yes to my first question, I'll answer you, can I have ten thousand pounds? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[412] No |
| Michael (PS0X3) |
[413] Well that's, that then, alright then |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[414] There's Nigel aah |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[415] Aah Nigel aah, ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[416] Have a race with a Lada today Martin, got seventy five out of this on the motorway |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[417] I told you not to fucking thrash the bollocks out of it |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[418] Was it thrashing the bollocks out of it? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[419] Only do fifty Wayne, you fucking blow the bastard engine up, you'll fucking get a sore |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[420] I would think so |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[421] no, no |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[422] look out |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[423] Whey, [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[424] Fucking idiot what you doing? [425] Oh listen |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[426] You stupid guy |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[427] let's be good citizens shall we and let everyone through |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[428] Here are, race that fucking whore and get her out the bloody way ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[429] Let's all be very good citizens and kill everyone man, fucking stupid cunt |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[430] fucking stupid bastard |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[431] Very bastard, very bastard ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[432] There you go, don't get struck out |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Sam (PS0X7) |
[433] drop me down tomorrow right |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[434] One o'clock out |
| Sam (PS0X7) |
[435] No you pick me up |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[436] yeah outside |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Sam (PS0X7) |
[437] bye now |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[438] I won't be able to drive this tonight it's got no fucking petrol in it, what a cunt, stressed out |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[439] have you got any more money left? [440] [laugh] Fucking slap another fiver on the bitch ... |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[441] You'd never slap anyone |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[442] [laugh] No it's ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[443] come on you Lada shit, get out the fucking way |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[444] Yeah what you doing man? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[445] Look at this, he's fucking after me look [laugh] |
| Martin (PS0X5) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[446] do you want me to take you home? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[447] Please |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[448] Don't say please just say yes, let's go |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[449] No |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[450] Fucking old man |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[451] Fucking kill |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[452] I love it when a plan doesn't work [laugh] [singing] how dry I am, how dry I am, nobody knows how dry I am [] will you get me whisky for me? [453] [singing] Da, la, dan, dan [] get off and milk it, hooray |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[454] It's not our milkman is it? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[455] Fucking hell mate where you going you prick? [456] Fucking arms off in a minute |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[457] hooray, sorry love, sorry I'm a laugh today, I'm |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[458] in a good mood today |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[459] well I'm not quite sure |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[460] Virgil, [shouting] Virgil [] , what are you doing driving a vehicle, I didn't know you could drive, haven't seen me drive motherfucker, get her in here and fuck her shit |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[461] nice white ones, use Persil? [462] [laugh] Get off and milk it ... hooray go on pop in for a pint, wife won't mind ... go on pop in for a pint, wife won't mind, hooray [laugh] |
| Martin (PS0X5) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[463] What's this stupid boy doing ... mummy, mummy as well, oh look at him he's fucking hard, he walks like a hard man, |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[464] Oh he's having a test isn't he? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[465] Take him on the outside |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[466] [singing] take him on the outside, take him on the inside, take him on the outside, inside, outside, let him through outside, inside, in [] squeeze them between the lot of them look |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[467] this lane is faster than your lane, no my lane is faster than yours leg it, what the fuck's going on? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[468] Queue |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[469] Queue, queue barny magrew leg it, run, leg it ... [funny noise] I know a short cut, it's a long shot but it might just work |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[470] Don't go over the roundabout that way |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[471] No I was gonna go through Crin , to the fucking tunnel at Cricket's Way |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[472] You can't the |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[473] blew up |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[474] So [laugh] got through there, it goes, we slip in them trees, here you are, you can drive through that other open path and out he other side, whey |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[475] It's illegal |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[476] Who gives a shit? [477] Hooray, I, what a boy, you can go to King Arthur's from here? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[478] Fly |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[479] Let's fly along, wings ... [singing] I'm waiting for sex, oh yeah [] , Stuart looking out they're the banana boy's |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[480] yeah fucking Doris, move you fat bitch |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[481] [laugh] ... Trying to cut you up the arse |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[482] Trying to cut up a Lada, get over this thing now and |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[483] fuck is your bollocks I'm going on the second lane, hooray |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[484] Hooray, okay go on, |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[485] lovely lovely |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[486] Lovely lovely |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[487] Oh I can't |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[488] to shoot his loaf, I don't think he's brushed up on his cream that he dropped look |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[489] Look at the state of her |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[490] he dropped all his porridge ... [laugh] that was fucking well crafty, ah the indicators are still going ... oh you stupid man, keep going ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[491] [singing] hey ho and off we go with a run legged run, run, run, hey ho and off we go la, la, la, la, la [] ninety nine mate please, with a flake and lots of sauce ... revenging boys, revenge of the giant cucumber lotion ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[492] Oh everybody out, quick, get out hooray |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[493] I've had this, I've had this tape on since I've left my house [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[494] some of this lot ain't happening |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[495] god |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[496] stop here and now, turn round now |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[497] Does he stall it? |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[498] No he doesn't |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[499] No he doesn't |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[500] See you tomorrow |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[501] Okay my little sweetness ... bye, bye ... [singing] have I told you lately that I love you, oh yeah [] hurry up cos I've gotta get out of here, I've got to boot it, is there anything behind? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[502] I don't know squash it |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[503] I mean is there anything your way over there? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[504] No ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[505] Shut up kid |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[506] It ain't that loud mate, it's only a fucking seven fifty |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[507] Wake up mate er, cos you'll have a slippy fan belt for supper ... I suppose you wanna go home now |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[508] No you've got another six years, whey ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[509] Look out |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[510] Fucking shit herself |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[511] it's fucking hot in there mate |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[512] er it's probably a load of noisy engine on there |
| Martin (PS0X5) | [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[513] like crunching the gear |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[514] oh dear |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[515] Ha, great turbo |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[516] Watch out mind that granny |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[517] Whey, shit |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[518] [laugh] ... Get over you twat ... |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[519] Stop me with |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[520] in reverse |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[521] No, stop it, doing a fucking hundred mile an hour you cunt [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[522] shit man a hundred and twenty |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[523] Fucking hey must be lunatics it's only a single lane carriageway hurar hurar and it's a one way street, dead end fucking inverted brain leg it of the moon, the sun |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[524] What's this what |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[525] This is how the British speak nowadays, during the nineties, it's a load of bullshit, teach us more proper English bitch, was that Tom? [526] Oh bastard ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] [singing] [...] [] [...] ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[527] Shit, get over this side |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[528] [singing] Groan that gear box, crunch it well [] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[529] [singing] Do it georgdi off the ground [] [laugh] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[530] [laugh] [singing] hand brake, skidded down the hill [] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [laugh] [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[531] what did you do that for mate? [532] Oh a caterpillar ran out the road in front of me |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[533] which one, the bloke or the dog? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[534] [laugh] watch it mate I'm gonna have |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[535] they all queue up, they're not gonna let me out though the bastards |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[536] one nil |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[537] [laugh] Seven nil |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[538] [laugh] Oh god I'm getting them |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[539] wow, what fucking happened there? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[540] Hit that fucking bollard |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[541] I was looking at that bloke in the Metro going ... fuck me |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) |
[542] aah |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[543] [laugh] He wasn't impressed |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[544] Ooh he's turning round hey he's coming, hey |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[545] he's flying up behind |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[546] He ain't, he's pissed off, you won't catch me I'll be gone, I mean ee ah ... what you doing I haven't got no petrol to fucking, drive round the town you cunt |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[547] So |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[548] the old dear's, hooray |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[549] I wanna watch fucking Neighbours in a minute |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[550] Oh shut up |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[551] Watch Neighbours |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[552] [singing] Gaybours everybody needs a gaybour [] ... get some money for petrol I'll be round the town later on |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[553] Phone later on ah, Ron, Ron later, later on |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[554] about elevenish |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[555] Eleven |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[556] Fuck off |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[557] don't look like he's allowed to see her |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[558] Ain't she going to work, I'll pick her up from work |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[559] Go on then |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[560] My god ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[561] Who's that? |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[562] the town'll be chock-a-block ... |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[563] Oh dear |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[564] Could of made that if I had a Lamborgini ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[565] Go ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[566] pulled up my mum last night, she's been going fucking apeshit on me |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[567] Yeah? |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[568] Yeah so I won't be getting any money off of her ... |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[569] Shortie'll give us some money for petrol, he's thick |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[570] Ain't got any money |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[571] Never fucking has |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] ... |
| Wayne (PS0X2) | [laugh] |
| Unknown speaker (KE5PSUNK) | [...] |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[572] some one stoned it |
| Martin (PS0X5) |
[573] They did |
| Wayne (PS0X2) |
[574] fucking Ghostbusters look, hooray |
| Gary (PS0X6) |
[575] That's the one we went to London ther |