BNC Text KP0

8 conversations recorded by `Alistair' (PS50D) [dates unknown] with 6 interlocutors, totalling 1081 s-units, 7387 words (duration not recorded).

7 speakers recorded by respondent number 730

PS50D Ag1 m (Alistair, age 15, student)
PS50E Ag1 m (James, age 15, student) friend
PS50F Ag1 m (Jimmy, age 15, student) friend
PS50G Ag1 m (Rupert, age 16, student) friend
PS50J Ag1 m (Ben, age 15, student) friend
KP0PSUNK (respondent W0000) X u (Unknown speaker, age unknown) other
KP0PSUGP (respondent W000M) X u (Group of unknown speakers, age unknown) other

8 recordings

  1. Tape 142101 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  2. Tape 142102 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  3. Tape 142103 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  4. Tape 142104 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  5. Tape 142105 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  6. Tape 142201 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  7. Tape 142202 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  8. Tape 142203 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified

1 (Tape 142101)

Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1] do you think it'd be a good idea if you started doing some revising I went oh yeah I'll have a think about it
James (PS50E) [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [2] and I sort of like walked out the door and went yeah I've [laughing] thought about it [] .
[3] ... [...] going to me ... all my comments on my thing were really good.
James (PS50E) [4] Mine weren't bad.
Alistair (PS50D) [5] Apart from given you a B yeah on why it's ... just hanging in, must try a lot lot harder, gives me a B and then erm ... someone gave me a C ... someone gave me a C and said ... oh yeah gave me a C yeah
James (PS50E) [6] [...] and said coasting.
Alistair (PS50D) [7] gave me a C yeah and said improved greatly from the last [...] showed much better [...] in his work and really trying hard ... and gave me a C.
[8] yeah, I got f I got, my total marks I could've got was fifty eight and I got fifty four and she gave me a C and she said must improve your marks.
[9] And he goes
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [10] Bloody hell.
Alistair (PS50D) [11] he goes nah there must be something wrong with this she go he goes I can't, I don't think we can complain about that can we?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [12] He's good about that.
Alistair (PS50D) [13] He goes, he goes he goes, he goes
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [14] He doesn't just look at the mark.
Alistair (PS50D) [15] I think we'll scrap [...] cos you missed a week I went [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [16] She averaged practically all of my marks ... for some unknown reason.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [17] What do you mean?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [18] The total amount of marks possible was two hundred and five and I got a hundred and nineteen or something I don't know and , and goes yes I had to average five of his marks because he was absent. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [19] Take averages of the classes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [20] Yeah but how comes for five?
[21] I didn't miss five pieces of work, that's impossible.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [22] Don't complain. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [23] No I just, I just couldn't work out how he averaged five marks.
[24] ... I only missed two preps. ...
Alistair (PS50D) [25] That is strange.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [26] In fact I only missed one prep.
Alistair (PS50D) [27] Then he goes to me Alistair ex extra curricula and he go erm hockey, cross [...] and rugby and he goes ... mm how about a bit of culture?
[28] I go er what do you mean?
[29] He goes ... pottery?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [30] [laughing] He said that Julian [] [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [31] And I go sorry, and he goes ... makes a jolly good Christmas gift and I go ... I can't do it
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [32] and he goes how about music
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [33] he said erm how about music, are you musically minded?
[34] And I go ... [...] and he goes ... no I didn't think so.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [35] You've done it!
[36] Fucking hell mate.
Alistair (PS50D) [37] What you on about?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Jimmy (PS50F) [38] Oh he goes to me, he goes to me ... Jimmy what, he goes, cos I, you know all that extra curricula bit yeah?
Alistair (PS50D) [39] Yeah.
Jimmy (PS50F) [40] I put going down to the English Centre and using the computer [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Jimmy (PS50F) [41] quiet period.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [42] Bollocks.
Jimmy (PS50F) [43] [...] and he goes what are you using the quiet, what are you using the erm computers for in your quiet periods?
[44] I said well I'm not very good on computers and I've got loads of coursework so I thought if I go down there and type out different pieces of work it would get me familiarized with them
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [45] [shouting] Oh you're such a bullshitter [] .
Jimmy (PS50F) [46] and he, and he goes, he goes oh that's a very good idea, he goes don't make it [...] I haven't got [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [47] [...] got a [...]
Jimmy (PS50F) [48] and he goes no neither have I
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [49] Yeah it's yours.
Jimmy (PS50F) [50] he goes and he goes
Alistair (PS50D) [51] It's been recording since you lot have been talking.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [52] I don't mind.
[53] I've got nothing to hide.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [54] I don't care either.
Alistair (PS50D) [55] Can you turn [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [56] Down?
[57] ... Down or up?
Alistair (PS50D) [58] Down.
Jimmy (PS50F) [59] I'm not bothered either erm and he goes [laugh] he goes, he goes [...] I haven't got the best handwriting and by the looks of things neither has Mr it's completely changed from the first three weekly you had.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Jimmy (PS50F) [60] He goes you haven't got a new R S teacher [laughing] have you [] ?
[61] I went nah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [62] Er nah!
[63] ... Nah!
Jimmy (PS50F) [64] And he goes to me, he goes to me ... so have you thought about my, my suggestion of pottery, I went yeah, and I threw it out the window.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [65] Cos it was actually quite safe the way you walked in here.
Jimmy (PS50F) [66] It's, it's a really safe bloke actually.
Alistair (PS50D) [67] You walked in and you goes Melissa and Rupert goes [shouting] ooh [] ! [...] and I could see Rupert [...] [raspberry] and then you go, I go Rupert I go
Rupert (PS50G) [68] She scares me that woman.
Alistair (PS50D) [69] Spanish and he goes, he knew what I was talking about so all of a sudden he goes ... ah so tell me a bit about this erm this Melissa so I said
Rupert (PS50G) [70] You're kidding!
Alistair (PS50D) [71] so I said erm
Rupert (PS50G) [72] Oh you git!
Alistair (PS50D) [73] so I said to him erm
Rupert (PS50G) [74] You can't discuss my l bloody life [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [75] So I said erm she's Spanish and he goes ah!
[76] Spanish are nice w nice girls
Rupert (PS50G) [77] Oh you git!
Alistair (PS50D) [78] so he goes oh if she's at [...] and he goes ah right, right
Rupert (PS50G) [79] Oh you're such a
Alistair (PS50D) [80] so I had to make conversation then I said erm so how are the old Colts B doing and he goes er ... had a bit of a [...] junior
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [81] You made conversation with him!
Alistair (PS50D) [82] junior Colts, sorry junior Colts, and he said erm ah had a bit of a roll at the beginning and then towards the end now we've sort of lost loads in a row so I said, he said alright I said about the same with us ... then I was, so I said it's cold and he said mm yes it is rather.
Jimmy (PS50F) [83] What did he say?
[84] He goes to me, he goes to me ... he goes, I don't actually ... he goes if there's one good thing about your three weekly Jimmy ... there's never any Ds on it ... [shouting] but there's never ever blooming As either why not [] ?
Alistair (PS50D) [laugh]
Jimmy (PS50F) [85] So I goes, I went
Alistair (PS50D) [86] Oh my God!
Jimmy (PS50F) [87] well sir ... tt I think that er I don't think many teachers like marking my work and he goes oh why's that?
[88] I said cos it's not very good
Alistair (PS50D) [laugh] ...
Jimmy (PS50F) [89] and he starts going yes well I think we'd better try and get a few As on there hadn't we and [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [90] I got good end of term report.
Alistair (PS50D) [91] He goes Alistair, what is happening?
[92] ... The two main subjects that are really gonna matter, maths and English, one says you can't stop mucking around
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [93] Is that English?
Alistair (PS50D) [94] and you ask daft stupid questions
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [95] Is er
Alistair (PS50D) [96] yeah, and then he goes
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [97] he gave me [...] poor result.
Alistair (PS50D) [98] then maths and he goes but maths ... he says you're half asleep all the time, I mean you're not doing any work at all.
[99] So I said well sir I find maths really boring and I walk into this classroom and it's all painted the same with this blackboard in front and I just find it boring, he goes yes ... guess who he was taught by at rugby?
[100] Your favourite maths teacher ... he was taught by .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [101] Serious?
[102] ... Bloody hell.
[103] Is he any good at maths?
Alistair (PS50D) [104] No I would say he's crap.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [105] [laugh] I thought he might be.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [106] Oh shut up!
[107] I sat, I'm, I'm sa I'm si I'm sitting there yeah
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [108] and he goes he goes well
Alistair (PS50D) [109] [...] most expensive [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [110] oi ... oi I'm sitting there yeah and he
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [111] and he, I've got all these marks yeah and he goes oh well that's roughly about seventy percent oh that's about sixty that's about fifty and he goes ... yes well there's, there's nothing to worry about, there's no great alarm bells ringing ... yet.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [112] He said there were warning bells for me.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [113] [laugh] And he said, he said, he said it's n he said, he goes to me, he looks at it for about five minutes and goes ... it'll do, it'll do.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [114] So I went thanks sir and he goes, he goes
Alistair (PS50D) [115] Price per ton.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [116] he goes who else is in your neck of the woods, I went [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [117] It's what he said to me.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [118] I was gonna say Alistair but then I thought he's in the loo so I can't.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [119] Anyway so he goes is James there and I went yeah and he goes ... mm, so I went I think so, I'd better go and get him hadn't I [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [120] But I walk in yeah and he goes ... he goes ... hold on, now you're Alistair, and I go yeah, and he goes ... I think I've just given your three weekly to Jimmy.
[121] ... And he go I go no I don't think so.
[122] And he goes well James came and said, he goes ah so Jimmy found him and he and James goes ooh no Alistair found me.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [123] Melissa phoned in prep.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [124] No.
Alistair (PS50D) [125] Prep, again!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [126] In prep.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [127] I knew that cos Lewis picked it up.
Alistair (PS50D) [128] Lewis picked it up?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [129] Lewis, yeah.
Alistair (PS50D) [130] Did Lewis speak to you?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [131] Lou he told me.
[132] He said [laughing] I've got a bit of news for you [] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [133] No he came over to the study, he came over to the study and he said er he comes in and he goes
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [134] He told me.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [135] Melissa Rupert goes ooh shit!
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [136] [laughing] Oh you're in here [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [137] Yeah.
[138] Oh it was really funny [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [139] Oh sorry aren't I allowed to be Garfield.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [140] Yeah yeah yeah
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [141] Oh it's not Captain Pugwash any more Al.
Alistair (PS50D) [142] What is it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [143] Garfield.
[144] He's a little fat sweet thing in he?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [145] Oh sh
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [146] Have you seen his slippers?
[147] He's got good slippers.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [148] No I'm talking about
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [149] They've got massive eyes on the front of them like out here.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [150] [...] can't feel anything anyway you tit.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [151] What's wrong with it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [152] It's dead innit? [...] and I can't feel it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [153] [shouting] It's dead innit [] Jimmy we're being recorded on a linguistics tape.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [154] Are we?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [155] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [156] This looks really good this little ... thing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [157] It's called be free.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [158] Hello in there [shouting] ah ah ah oh Jim oh oh oh []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [159] There's widespread bullying.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [160] Ah ah ah ah ah!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [161] [laugh] Oh shut up.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [162] [...] tickle ah
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [163] [laughing] He doesn't tickle that side [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [164] That sounds really bad on the tape when you beat him up.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [165] Ah ah ah ah!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [166] I wasn't beating him up I was tickling him.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [167] [whingeing] No it doesn't tickle it hurts [] .
[168] No do
Alistair (PS50D) [169] No not again.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [170] I've got bad indigestion.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [171] You lying git.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [172] [laughing] Indigestion [] .
Alistair (PS50D) [173] That's what you get when you're an old bastard.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [174] Or trapped wind, whatever you wanna call it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [175] [laugh] [...] farts.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [176] Oh no that's not recording is it?
[177] Yes it is.
Alistair (PS50D) [178] It's been recording since you came in. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [179] [...] just swear? [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [180] I can't remember, did you?
[181] Eh soon find out.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [182] It doesn't matter it's been recording for ages.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [cough]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [183] So what, where's this page and a half that you said [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [184] Oh please can I just have a look [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [185] [shouting] No [] !
Alistair (PS50D) [186] To see how well it's copied out the book. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [187] Do as your big brother tells you.
Alistair (PS50D) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [188] Why?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [189] What for?
[190] You might wanna, you've never written that much [...] in your life. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [191] [shouting] Ah ah ah []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [192] Don't swear! [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [193] Cameron don't poke him with long poles.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [194] Bet that bleeding hurt.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [195] Get lost I'm trying to do my chemistry prep.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [196] You are stupid!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [belch]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [197] Cameron you really shouldn't poke your poles up his bottom. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [198] Thanks Jim.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [199] Why do you?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [200] No I don't.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [201] Oh bollocks I can't write that it's [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [202] [...] a bit of the old incest.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [203] That's disgusting, [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [204] Just let me have a quick look [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [205] Have you two got the same prep?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [206] Yeah.
[207] We have most things, we have most things the same.
Jimmy (PS50F) [208] Yeah cos they're all in the same set, cos they're, cos they're bo cos all of them are thick.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [209] And what are you in Jimmy?
Jimmy (PS50F) [210] I'm in the sets above them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [211] So he should be in the set below us. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [212] Ah that really hurt that [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [213] I'm in set free for French.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [214] Set free. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [215] Three!
[216] Set three for science.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [217] Spelt F R E E.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [218] Jimmy you're on a linguistic [...]
Jimmy (PS50F) [219] I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in I'm in
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [220] [...] are you?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Jimmy (PS50F) [221] I'm in the same set, I'm in the same set for him as maths.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [222] [spelling] M A F S [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [223] And history.
Jimmy (PS50F) [224] And history.
Alistair (PS50D) [225] That's alright that one.
Jimmy (PS50F) [226] What else am I in?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [227] Begun with an H.
[228] ... Turn up the music a bit.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [229] First of all you tell me to turn it down and then you tell me to turn it up.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [230] [...] another bit of music for about two minutes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [231] I'll have to get up tonight [...] fucking loads of work to do.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [232] You always have loads of work [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [233] Hey that's my job, leave him alone.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [234] How's it going Garf?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [235] Garf?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [236] Garfield.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [237] Oh.
[238] Oh yeah he does look a bit like Garfield.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [239] Do you wanna sod off!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [240] Is that, whose, is that yours Alistair? ...
Alistair (PS50D) [241] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [242] The [...] speaking into [laughing] a banana [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [243] What's he on?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [244] A monkey talking to a banana.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [245] Why do you think it's rude Nick?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [246] Yes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [247] A monkey talking to the banana [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [248] He's speaking to it [...] what he's doing with that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [249] [shouting] Oi I need that [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [250] So do I.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [251] It's my sheet.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [252] It's the telephone James.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [253] Oh shut up.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [254] Yeah [...] at twenty past.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [255] Yeah he's supposed to be in bed by ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [256] Oh I'd better go.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [257] Yes I think you'd better.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [258] Right okay.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [259] I'll see you later mate.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [260] See you.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [261] Yeah but don't forget to try again [...] .
[262] ... And tell her to pick me up at ten thirty.
[263] Not ten thirty, twelve thirty.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [264] Ten thirty?
[265] You gonna skive lessons?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [266] Truancy.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [267] Truancy.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [268] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [269] Whose is the other one?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [270] See we're not nought percent, the other one [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [271] Whose is the other one? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [272] Thanks Nick.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [273] Oh my God!
[274] [laughing] I haven't seen that one before []
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [275] That was [...] house, last year.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [276] He was off his face a bit.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [277] [...] Christmas celebration.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [278] Pissed as a fart.
[279] ... You're not meant to do that, it's not meant to be like that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [280] Right see you, bye.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [281] Well it is now innit?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [282] What's that?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [283] Linguistics. [singing] [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [284] Yeah!
[285] Do they give you headphones as well?
[286] Do you get to keep them?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [cough]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [287] Oh yeah! [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [288] No but [...] wants to know if you get to keep all the tapes cos he want to [...] them all.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [289] I know.
[290] He's gonna [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [291] He's gonna chief them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [292] Chief 'em he's gonna chaff 'em all.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [293] He's going to take them without you're knowing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [294] Mm. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [295] [...] James.
[296] Spastic.
[297] More reactive metals are more abundant in the earth's crust as one can see by looking at the grass.
[298] I can't think what else to write.
[299] Oh hold on.
[300] I've just been doing the wrong question.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [301] I called it question one it's question six, oopsy, seven.
[302] Using the table two, where's that?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [cough]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [303] Thanks James, here we are.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [304] I've done that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [cough]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [305] [...] and try to explain why gold is more expensive than silver.
[306] ... Gold is the
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [307] Well she'd just be calling back about now.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [308] [...] abundant.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [309] My little friend. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [310] Gold is the least abundant
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [311] [shouting] I need that [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [312] and
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [313] [shouting] Why [] ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [314] least reactive
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [315] Oh no.
[316] Aluminium is more expensive than iron.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [317] Please could you refrain from using such a [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [318] Aluminium is more expensive than iron
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [319] as it is disrupting my mind patterns.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [320] Yeah? [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [321] because it
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [322] Oh mate!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [323] is
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [324] [...] take it down Hertford.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [325] harder
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [326] I'll take it round Simon [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [327] extract
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [328] and get the
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [329] Which is worse [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [330] [...] product out.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [331] copper is more expensive than aluminium. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [332] Oi will you give me the question sheet, I need it!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [333] No, wait.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [334] Buy your own.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [335] It is mine!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [336] [...] are not the only factors that affect the price of metals [...] other factors [...] might be important.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [337] Is that the last question?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [338] No. ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [339] We've got chemistry.
[340] We haven't got chemistry till the afternoon.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [341] I know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [342] I know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [343] I don't know why I'm doing it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [344] [...] easily found ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [345] Right on.
[346] They'll get bust and erm
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [347] He'll sit on them. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [348] Well no but if I do bust 'em
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [349] Whether or not they are easily found
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [350] Can you buy them again?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [351] or easily
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [352] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [353] ex
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [354] Oh cos I wanna get some headphones cos
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [355] extracted
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [356] earphones just sort of pl go on the outside of your ear whereas the er headphones actually go inside your ears.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [357] It saves battery power that's all.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [358] Cos you
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [359] How can you save battery power?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [360] No cos you, you only have to have it on volume three to get the same amount of noise out ... instead of volume two.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [361] So if you're playing rave and you have it on volume two [...] really really [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [362] Easily extracted
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [363] I've gotta get a new pair of headphones [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [364] I don't know, I was listening to one of my headphones, alright I pulled it out
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [365] And it broke.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [366] and like a little speaker bit stayed inside my ear and the outer bit came out and [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [367] I don't know what happened cos they were alright before.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [368] It is easily obtained.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [369] Have you seen Mark 's erm earphones?
[370] Headphones.
[371] Like in gold, they're sort of I mean they're not real gold, gold plated on the outside.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [372] Question nine.
[373] Imagine a world in which gold and silver were cheap but iron and aluminium were rare, what advantages [...] would there be making a car from gold instead of iron and saucepans from silver instead of aluminium.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [374] Well he's got two Walkmans himself, his mum's got one, his brother's got one.
[375] They're all like really flush gits.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [376] [...] reactive, reactive and
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [377] Who?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [378] [...] turn it down, and it's on volume one or something. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [379] This doesn't make sense.
[380] I can't be bothered to do this.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [cough]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [381] I'm doing question ten tomorrow. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [382] Hit all the lights, let's have some light in this room.
[383] This is such a massive room, there's so many lights.

2 (Tape 142102)

Alistair (PS50D) [384] It's freezing as well.
[385] ... Absolutely freezing.
[386] Freezing freezing freezing freezing bloody hell it's cold.
Jimmy (PS50F) [387] It is freezing cold and here we are in lessons ready to get completely bored by our headmaster Mr Jimmy [...] ...
Alistair (PS50D) [388] Yes thank you Jimmy. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [389] [...] Go on [...] chuck it on someone's head, go on.
Jimmy (PS50F) [390] Shall I chuck it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [391] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [392] Just chuck it. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [belch]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [393] Go on jump down and get it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [394] [...] !
[395] Disgusting.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [396] How dare you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [397] It wasn't me. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [398] God you lot are awful.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [399] Yes sir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [400] You sure?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [401] Yeah po
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [402] Yeah I've just been through there.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [403] I'll just check again.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [404] [...] liar.
[405] He's lying.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [406] Eh?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [407] Sir it's locked.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [408] It's a good thing he made you check wasn't it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [409] That man who was shouting was Mr a complete and utter headcase.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [410] Sir can you chuck the keys up and unlock it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [411] And then keep the keys.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [412] I wouldn't trust him with the keys.
[413] ... I wouldn't trust him with anything.
[414] I wouldn't trust him [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [415] Yeah go on sir.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [416] I wouldn't sir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [417] I'll guess.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [418] [...] it's the big one, the big [...] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [419] Oh I've got the [...] I can see it fr
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [420] Er that one there.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [421] Got you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [422] That's not the big one sir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [423] Yeah. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [424] Cheers.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [425] Which one is it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [426] The one with the big teeth.
[427] It's the one with the big teeth.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [428] Got it. ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [429] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [430] This Julian person we're referring to is, is a complete and utter crimple
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [431] Complete and utter.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [432] And he's a bit ooh Julian, Julian, Julian, Roberto hairdresser, that kind of [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [433] Sir I've done it. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [434] Sir mind your eyes sir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [435] Well caught sir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [436] ... !
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [437] Ollie what have you done to the back of your jacket? [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [438] [...] think I might stop now as there's too, recording's gonna be getting a bit difficult.

3 (Tape 142103)

Rupert (PS50G) [439] Oh no!
Jimmy (PS50F) [440] What? ...
Rupert (PS50G) [441] Something's going on.
Jimmy (PS50F) [442] What?
Rupert (PS50G) [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [443] I think I've got the wrong battery.
Jimmy (PS50F) [444] What am I like?
[445] Dunno.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Alistair (PS50D) [446] We are now in the studies ... [...] What's this?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] ... [music]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [447] Oh no, lots of work.
[448] How horrible. ... [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [449] Right.
[450] What's going on?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [451] Maths project [...] ... [...] on drugs.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [452] Right.
[453] Now the formula
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [454] is either a half or minus one times [...] minus two or [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [455] or it's a half N minus one times N minus two over two.
[456] Have you got a pen?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [457] And it's for one of the regions [...] it's a closed one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [458] Which regions?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [459] What is it?
[460] Half ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [461] Lines to closed regions? ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [462] Are you talking about [...] regions?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [463] No, half N minus one.
[464] ... Half brackets N minus one. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [465] Yeah. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [466] Times N minus two ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [467] What are you doing?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [468] And I'm not sure if it's over two or not. [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [469] [shouting] You are a sad bastard [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [470] Thank you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [471] [...] this?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [472] [...] Leave it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [473] What's it doing?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [474] Recording what we're saying, linguistics thing for Norway.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [475] Really?
[476] So is it recording me?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [477] [...] yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [478] Yes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [479] It's recording you personally [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [480] You see this thing did you buy this separately or did it come in the Walkman?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [481] We were lent them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [482] Lent them?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [483] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [484] By who?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [485] Norwegian government.
[486] ... No b university.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [487] These or the Walkmans as well?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [488] Both.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [489] Does the Walkman have to be a special type? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [490] No [...] to record that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [491] But I mean like could you plug that into a normal Walkman? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [492] Don't know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [493] [...] had a record button.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [494] Yeah you can.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [495] But it has to have a record button?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [496] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [497] Yeah.
[498] That's got a record button.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [499] I can see, I can see it's got a record button. [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [500] Yeah I just thought I'd point it out to you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [501] I know you did.
[502] Can we listen to this?
[503] Can we wind it back and listen to it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [504] No!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [505] No [...] recorded lots of conversations.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [506] Ru can I borrow some of your erm [...] , just a little bit?
Rupert (PS50G) [507] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [508] Why?
Rupert (PS50G) [509] Cos I need it.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [510] The bastard.
[511] Have you got any [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [512] Ji ple er Ru please!
Rupert (PS50G) [513] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [514] Please!
Rupert (PS50G) [515] That's all I've got till the end of term.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [516] Please!
Rupert (PS50G) [517] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [518] Please.
[519] If I bring you in a bottle of concentrate?
Rupert (PS50G) [520] No.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [521] You do know what he just said?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [522] A bottle. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [523] I'll bring you in a bottle of concentrate.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [524] Concentrate of what?
[525] Floor cleaner.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [526] Ah listen right, our cleaner upstairs yeah you know sh that these cleaners the new ones we've got are really good yeah?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [527] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [528] The cleaner upstairs, she asked me to find out what kind of cakes everybody liked cos she's buying every single person an individual, like you know, a single cake for everybody.
[529] Not like a big one to share like she's buying everybody a cake each.
[530] It's fucking brilliant.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [531] The one who's down here as well?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [532] Shit they didn't record that did they?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [533] It doesn't matter.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [534] Well I said a rude word.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [535] Well no it doesn't matter er
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [536] Anonymity guaranteed.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [537] it doesn't matter [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [538] Anonymity
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [539] Pissing hell!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [540] Anona anona
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [541] [shouting] anonymity []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [542] That's the one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [543] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [544] is guaranteed so it doesn't really matter.
[545] And then just use bits of the tapes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [546] So they won't use [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [547] I should imagine.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [548] they won't use the bit where we say fuck fuck fuck
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [549] [laugh] Fuck.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [550] [...] she, she's brilliant [...] so we're gonna ask if she can be, well we've asked, she's coming to our house dinner you know [...] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [551] [...] ask that bloke.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [552] Well what, what are you gonna do, go up and ask the bloke oh can you buy me [laughing] a cake [] ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [553] Well no but he's not our cleaner.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [554] No that's what [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [555] [...] cleaner, she's [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [556] Oh right.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [557] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [558] Cos she's down here quite a lot of the time.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [559] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [560] Yeah but she's only down here to get things from the cleaning cupboard and stuff.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [561] [...] I've seen, I've seen her sweeping.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [562] She swept earlier on today!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [563] She sweeps everywhere continually, she always sleeping, sweeping isn't she?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [564] I know er she sweeps in the hearth at lunchtime
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [565] I know
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [566] and first thing in the morning.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [567] I know th they're brilliant she's [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [568] She's really good.
[569] And they're really friendly as well aren't they?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [570] I know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [571] They're always saying hello [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [572] She's, she's, she's really friendly right.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [573] [...] driving past in that little Rascal van [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [574] That, that woman yeah she's upstairs and you go up there in the morning and she's on her hands and knees on your carpet sweeping your carpet cos she hasn't got a hoover.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [575] Oh we get a hoover. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [576] But she's on your [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [577] [...] cheapos [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [578] Have you worked out [...] or not?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [579] No she said she [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [580] Well can I just lift this up and just like speak into it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [581] Yeah it's recording you know it's [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [whistling]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [582] sensitive, don't cos that sounds really bad.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [583] Oh I see the level thing comes up.
[584] If you [shouting] shout does it go even [] oh it does just about go higher.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [585] Yeah [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [586] Wow!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [587] No go and have some more scintillating conversation with Ross.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [588] Go and speak to Ross.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [589] Oh you fucking reek of onion as well.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [590] Don't you like onion?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [591] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [592] Do you know what Charlie said to him tonight?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [593] No what did he, what did he say?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [594] Yeah he's gonna take him to the master.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [595] Charlie is gonna take James to the master.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [596] Yes. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [597] But you could you could bug someone probably like say that was covered up you could talk to them and make, they wouldn't even realize they were being
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [598] Shut up will you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [599] Sorry I thought that was quite [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [600] Could you, could you plug this into like a dictaphone?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [601] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [602] Yeah as long as it's got a recording [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [603] Well of course dictaphones have always got records on them, that's why they're called dictaphones.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [604] Oh sorry.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [605] Yeah cos you dictate into them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [606] Oh be quiet!
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [607] [mimicking] Oh be quiet [] and will it pick it up as well if you do that?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [608] If I do that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [609] Yes it can pick it up.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [610] Yeah it picks everything up.
[611] Look.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [612] [...] that's brilliant.
[613] Shit I've gotta get one of these.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [614] [...] if you pick another button it tells you how much battery power you've got left.
[615] Look.
[616] ... Look that's how much battery power I've got left.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [617] You've got loads basically.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [618] Yeah.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [619] He's got four packets of batteries. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [620] And about ten tapes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [621] Hang on a minute. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [622] [...] have you seen the tapes as well?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [623] What all supplied by the Norwegian government?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [624] Have you seen the tapes?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [625] Have you seen these tapes? [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [626] Well of course I have. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [627] Brilliant tapes.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [628] Shit!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [629] C D recording type. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [630] What and they're all supplied by the Norwegian government?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [631] [...] streamlined as well
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [632] all rounded at the edge.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [633] Yeah that's, they're new cases here though are, well no have you seen the cases here they're even more, they're even more than that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [634] I know.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [635] You know you said these were all by the, are you, when are you going to Norway?
[636] Are you going with like
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [637] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [638] Is he going to Norway!
[639] They're being sent to Norway cos they are, they are [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [640] I said when is he going to Norway not is he going
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [641] I'm not going to Norway.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [642] The lady came here on, on, when was it?
[643] ... Thursday
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [644] Well what, what how come, why, well who did she talk to?
[645] Anyone in
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [646] No it was offered, it was offered around and me and said yeah we'd do it.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [647] It's a linguistic thing to find out how upper class exclusive [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [648] We're, we're known as upper class teenagers.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [649] [mimicking] Oh, oh we're upper class school children are we now?
[650] Oh that's fantastic [] !
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [651] No you're not.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [652] You can try. [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [653] That's exactly what he sounds like when it's played back.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [654] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [655] When I talk on it.
[656] [mimicking] When I talk on it [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [657] He listens, he listens to it afterwards and he goes ... no I can't understand, well [mimicking] now I can, now I can understand why they take the piss out of me for my voice [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [658] Oh shut up.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [659] Don't, it's so sensitive I promise.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [660] Look the recording level is
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [661] Yeah so, so then who did she offer it round to? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [662] Charlie ch ch Mr came and said, Charlie, came and said erm
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [663] Charlie ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [664] Yeah
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [665] Yeah the bald one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [666] The, what the bald, fat coot? [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [667] Came and said okay who wants to do this and me and
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [668] said yeah we'd do it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [669] The little cunt who made me parade in front of him at eight thirty in the morning so I erm
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [670] That's the one.
[671] ... Pardon me.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [672] We'll probably, you'll probably have someone like Mr listening to this tape.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [673] Good, fuck off Mr
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [674] No [...] just take, just take them back.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [675] [...] oh it was brilliant.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [676] [...] ah he was so class, he was brilliant.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [677] He's so [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [678] He's, he's he's so much better than Mr
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [679] Shit that's good.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [680] Can we listen back to it please, can we just listen to it and we'll go back to the same place?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [681] [...] can't cos I have to take it out and
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [682] Oh just quick!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [683] No cos I have to plug in earphones.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [684] No you don't.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [685] Yes I do.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [686] Can't you plug it into the stereo?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [687] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [688] Yeah but I just don't want to have to take it out [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [689] What the fuck's this?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [690] Just leave, Ben just leave it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [691] [...] marked on the [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [692] Is this so you can make ... do they let you keep the stuff at the end?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [693] Oh right on!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [694] That'd be quite good. ... [whistling]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [695] Don't cos I swear when it, I did that and it sounds ... deafening cos th look how high the recording level is.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [696] But it's always that high even when I'm speaking now it's going that high.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [697] No but recording level here is on ten, I'm not sure [...] I'll turn it down.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [whistling]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [698] Right it's low.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [699] [...] oh it is.
[700] ... You could put it like, like that couldn't you?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [701] No cos I don't like you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [702] How long have you got it for?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [703] Till Friday.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [704] Till Friday, is that all?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [705] Mm.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [706] This Friday?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [707] Next week.
[708] Next week.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [709] When did you get it?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [710] Thursday.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [711] Yesterday? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [712] I haven't done one tape, this is my first tape and the first side. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [713] [laughing] Oh she's gonna be pleased with you []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [714] No [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [715] How many tapes did she give you?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [716] Ten.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [717] Do you have to give them all back?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [718] No!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [719] Come on [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [720] No.
[721] We're upper class teenagers Ben.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [722] So?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [723] Not young louts.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [724] [...] well one of us is a young lout, we won't say who.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [725] Give me one please.
[726] Can I have one please?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [727] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [728] Thank you.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [729] Just cos it's your birthday I might as well give you one I suppose [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [730] It's my birthday but I didn't tell anyone cos I don't want a cold bath.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [731] I almost got away with it until saw two letters
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [732] Ah these taste disgusting, what are they?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [733] [laugh] Pear drops.
[734] I love them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [735] That's something you take when you're feeling ill.
[736] [laugh] You're not kidding.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [737] No well you don't have to take them when you're ill, you're allowed to take them when you're feeling alright an'all.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [738] Am I? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [739] Yeah.
[740] ... There's no point in staring at it, it's not gonna say hello.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [741] Hello!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [742] It might do.
[743] Hey did you see the helicopter [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [744] I know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [745] Fucking low.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [746] No it was low [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [747] Wonder if they realize that upper class teenagers like us say fuck rather a lot.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [748] Did they realize do you think? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [749] They realize now.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [750] Go on Jimmy, what's your comment on this?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [751] Oh fuck
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [752] [...] ... We could listen to these all at the end. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [753] [...] conversation.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [754] Actually you should like [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [755] After you finish your first tape can we rewind it and so we can all listen to it and then rewind it back so they don't
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [756] You should
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [757] so they don't know we've done it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [758] well you should copy these tapes
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [759] no listen right you should copy these cos when you're like older you're gonna want to erm listen to what you used to say and like what it used to be like and you've got [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [760] [...] about ten tapes that you don't wanna use? [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [761] No but [...] just one tape see, I mean one ... and then when you're older you'll have a tape of what you used to sound like.
[762] Why do Nor why do Norwegian people [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [763] To know how we speak.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [764] But wh what do they care?
[765] ... [...] Norwegian, can they speak English?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [766] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [767] [laugh] Suppose they can.
[768] But why do they want them, I mean what are they gonna use it for? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [769] I don't know.
[770] I think I've just spelt friends wrong haven't I?
[771] ... How do you spell friend?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [772] No that's right.
[773] ... That's it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [774] No it's E I.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [775] Friend, friends.
[776] ... Friend friends?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [777] Friends, occupation ... age fifteen
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [778] [...] that?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [779] Is that me?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [780] Well how comes you've got me down there already?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [781] It's what I have to do.
[782] Oh [...] go away otherwise you'll be on the tape.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [783] Fuck off [...] we don't want you on the tape.
[784] [laugh] They don't wanna know that we have upper class children like you here.
[785] ... Au revoir.
[786] Or [mimicking] sprechen [...] [] as they say in Norway [laugh] [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [787] Shut up Ben.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [788] [laughing] [...] Norwegians [] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [789] They'll probably send some bloke over to do you over.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh] [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [790] [...] as well.
[791] You can soon go and ask them cos some git's gonna be coming over and hitting you for taking the [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [mimicking] [...] [] ... [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [792] What the hell's he doing?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [793] Being very drunk, that's what he's doing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [794] Why's he dressed as a clown?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [795] He's not he's dressed as Father Christmas!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [796] Father Christmas!
[797] ... Well why's he got on like a big thing round his neck, a ruff.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [798] [shouting] It's a beard you idiot [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [799] It's not a fucking beard, that's not what a beard l if he could ever grow a beard like that I'd bloody give him [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [800] Yeah.
[801] A blow job.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [802] [...] you've still got this poster, [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [803] What poster?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [804] Which poster?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [805] Shut up.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [806] [...] do you know why she did it?
[807] [...] I went erm excuse me can you clean something please, like this yeah [laugh] and she kind of went [mimicking] you little shit, I'm gonna get my husband to come and break your legs [] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [808] No Ben, please.
[809] You're just ruining it [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [810] I promise, I won't ruin it I promise.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [811] Read that.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [812] No no I just wanna [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [813] Oh is it?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [mimicking] [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [814] You can have Piers, not literally, I mean just on the tape.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [815] [laugh] Well you can have him on the tape
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [816] [laughing] which is on top of the table [] . ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [whistling]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [817] Do you mind!
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [818] Well why don't you go and sit down there?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [819] Cos it's more comfortable here.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [820] I said why don't you go and sit down there.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [821] [whingeing] Oh []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [822] I am sitting down here thank you very [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [823] Yes!
[824] Ah!
[825] Ah ah ah.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [826] There it is, I found it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [827] What, the problem page?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [828] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [829] You are [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [830] [laughing] That's what you need [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [831] Oh read 'em out, give them a laugh, they probably don't get Sky in Sweden or Norway.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [832] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [833] Let me find a good one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [834] Yeah please let him read them out. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [835] Go on.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [836] Otherwise it's stupid.
[837] There's no point in me doing it I mean if I could just hear Ben going ah ah ah [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [838] You've squashed my shoe!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [839] Get out! ... [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [840] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [841] Out. ...
Ben (PS50J) [842] [laugh] Listen to this ... [reading] I think you should feature a special one off page on different types of masturbation techniques for men, most of us learn from our experiments, what do you think?
[843] [laughing] [...] [] I spent many sleepless nights tossing and turning [reading+laughing] [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [844] I'm gonna do my chemistry.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [845] Haven't you finished?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [846] In the early nineteen eighties the recession in industrialized countries caused the price of aluminium to fall [cough] ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [847] so the Jamaicans ... not need to mine ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [848] I'm not doing any maths I can't concentrate on maths.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [849] as quickly
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [850] as normal.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [851] because the ... need for it ... was not as great. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [singing] [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [852] Ben shut up, you can't sing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [853] That's right.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [854] Are you in a squeak society?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [855] Mhm I'm in three squeak societies, four squeak societies.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [856] Ben [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [857] That's embarrassing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [858] Oh no not that one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [859] We can't have a squeak in this room.
[860] Get out.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [861] I'm not a fucking squeak I'm just in a choir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [862] [laughing] Yeah, precisely [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [863] [laugh] Ah that just shows your ignorance dunnit really?
[864] Yeah I'm a member of that one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [865] Shows my ignorance.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [866] Yeah if you weren't ignorant you'd know there's four parts to a choir and not just one [...] section.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [867] With a laugh like that you've gotta be.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [868] [laugh] Oh you're so funny.
[869] Sorry it's your
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [870] sorry it's your birthday I shouldn't say anything.
[871] It's alright I know I take the piss out of you every other day of the year but today I will not from now on.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [872] You have been.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [873] You never take the piss out of me. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [874] You'd better start then I suppose. [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [875] [laugh] [reading] My boyfriend and I have been going out for six weeks and everything is wonderful but it takes me honestly two hours to reach orgasm.
[876] I often find myself [reading+laughing] bonking into unconsciousness before I can come []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [877] Unconsciousness!
[878] [laughing] I think she's joking [] . [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [879] You stupid sod. [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [880] Who you talking to ?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [881] See you later Mark, get your hair cut while you're there.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [882] [shouting] Poofter []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [883] You nineteen quid.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [884] [laughing] No listen, listen [] you've gotta listen to this ... [reading] my girlfriend and I have sex whenever we can and really enjoy it [...] oral sex but we have heard that sexually transmitted diseases can be passed on by drinking each other 's juices from oral sex, is this true [] ?
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [885] [...] drinking juice from oral sex the glass gets in the way, the carton falls over and [laughing] [...] bent straws []
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [886] So stupid. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [887] Now I'm going to do some work. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [888] See you later [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [889] Yeah see you later.
[890] ... Gotta make sure Grub hasn't nicked anything he's a dodgy little geezer.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [891] Dodgy little geezer.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [892] I'm not a dodgy little geezer. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [893] Yeah! [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [894] I'm not a dodgy k
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [895] [shouting] Shut up [] . [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [896] How much more of this tape?
[897] Oh I haven't got much to go now.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [898] Okay [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [899] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [900] Nothing.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [901] [...] listen to this, [reading] I'm becoming increasingly aware that my landlady's been making sexual passes at me, I didn't take them seriously until she climbed in the shower with me []
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [902] Oh no! ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [903] [singing] Mm la la la la [] I'm bored, bored bored bored. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [904] Chemistry, physics, Spanish.
[905] Chemistry none, physics none ... Spanish ... none.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [906] Have you stopped that blinking tape yet?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [907] No.
[908] Haven't got much to go though.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [909] Thought we were doing the other side.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [910] You can give me a few at a time if you like.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [911] I've only got two left.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [912] Oh have you?
[913] Hard luck. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [914] That one
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [915] Read it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [916] and that one.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [917] Read it.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [918] Actually not that top one.
[919] ... Ben do you mind erm breaking the study every time you sit down?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [920] I haven't broken the fucking furniture.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [belch]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [921] Yes you have.
[922] Is this today's paper?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [923] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [924] Today's paper.
[925] Rupert.
[926] Is it over here?
[927] ... Oh hold on I've got it.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [928] No you haven't.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [929] Yes I have.
[930] ... This is awful about these kids.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [931] Yeah.
[932] So bad.
[933] ... Imagine being one of their parents. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [934] Are we still working on those jobby, [...] jobs today ... in physics?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [935] No [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [936] watch the video.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [937] Oh yeah [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [938] Oh we could tape, tape 's lesson.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [939] Yeah!
[940] And then if he asks you what you're doing just say it's for like, you know, a project we're supposed to be doing.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [941] No cos it's meant to be ... normal conversation.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [942] Well it will be a conversation, it'll be a lesson, we have conversations in lessons.
[943] ... And they'll be able to experience what you say to each other whilst you're having lessons in England. [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [944] No [...] it's not very practical.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [945] [laughing] Yeah all you here is [] practical.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [946] Practical.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [947] Practical.
[948] Well fair enough, but it's not very practical therefore who's marking his work? [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [949] alright, who's marking his work, Steve 's work, er [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [950] Mr ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [951] Mr what are you doing? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [952] Ah!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [953] Oh my God [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [954] No listen to this one
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [955] No wait wait wait wait, go on.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [956] [reading] I've been dating a wonderful chick for two years now but she's just too frigid, sex is out of the question so one night I masturbated and pulled too hard on the sensitive part of my penis, now the tissues around the foreskin are swollen and septic but I'm too distressed and embarrassed to see a doctor and my f girlfriend wants nothing to do with me, I find it hard to urinate what can I do [] ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [957] Well I don't know what you're doing now [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [958] Commit suicide quick.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [959] You know how they say they were driving home ... to erm
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [960] Who?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [961] you know this erm erm minibus crash?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [962] Oh yeah.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [963] Erm [reading] most were dozing as the minibus headed home in the small hours from the ni the school's prom concert at the Royal Albert Hall in London, the impact as the Ford Transit driven by the teacher Emma Fry thirty five, ploughed into the back of a stationary motorway maintenance lorry [] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [964] Mm?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [965] And that's, that's what they did, they hit a stationary [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [966] I know but do you know what, do know what I reckon
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [967] do you know what I reckon happened?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [968] What?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [969] I reckon the teacher fell asleep at the wheel. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [970] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [971] Why? ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [972] Oh it could easily be. ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [973] It's like obvious.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [974] [reading] The three survivors were pulled clear as the er in the, in the moment before the vehicle exploded into a ball of flame [] . ...

4 (Tape 142104)

Alistair (PS50D) [975] He gave me a fucking bad ticket the bastard.
Ben (PS50J) [976] He gave me one too you know.
Alistair (PS50D) [977] Yeah but I got more than you.
Ben (PS50J) [978] What did you get?
Alistair (PS50D) [979] Shit I, I was on the wrong prep and [...] bad mark [...]
Ben (PS50J) [980] What d'ya get?
Alistair (PS50D) [981] Three out of twenty.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Alistair (PS50D) [982] And he gave me a bad ticket, bastard.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [983] Who's that, Rupert?
Ben (PS50J) [984] I got one.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [985] Charlie got [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [986] [...] kicked in the door as well.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [987] Same day I kicked in the door.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [988] Yeah I thought you kicked the door because you did that?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [989] No.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [990] No he just walked through the door and the panel fell [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [991] I walked in the door and the fucking panel fell out.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [992] Literally walked through the door?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [993] [laughing] Yeah [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [994] Well no, [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [995] Well you know when you walk through the door out there you put your foot like that and go [...] well Rupert went like that and but his foot went straight through [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [996] They're such cheapskates you know they put the same panel back on.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [997] Yeah [...] on the other side.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [998] They've just put a new piece of wood on the back.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [999] But wouldn't it just be cheaper to buy the new, new, just buy a new, just buy a new panel
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1000] Well it wouldn't be cheaper.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1001] No they just put chipboard behind it ... so it stays there.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1002] It's just 's such a cheapskate.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1003] This school is so cheap!
[1004] We have like, we have hundreds of crap facilities rather than just a few good ones.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1005] And we can't even get a decent ... piece of grub round this place now.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1006] We can't even, [...] and the worse thing is we can't even get a decent piece of grub round this place any more.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1007] We can't even get a decent piece of grub.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1008] No it sounds like you're meant to be doing [...] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1009] No look speak normally because [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1010] speak normally [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1011] [mimicking] Speak normally [...] []
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1012] Biggest ever bag.
[1013] [laughing] It's fucking massive [] yeah the bag's big but what you get inside is exactly the same. ...
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1014] [...] nice to have a little bit of your concentrate.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1015] [shouting] No [] !
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1016] Please.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1017] No it's mine, it's all mine.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1018] Rain Man was on tonight.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1019] I know.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1020] Actually I tell you one good thing about being in this choir yeah, I'm in this little choir tonight, [...] choir yeah,
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1021] So's casual sex.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1022] which is only about
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1023] which is only, which is only about like eight or nine people yeah?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1024] Oh so you're the creme de la choir.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1025] [...] and we've got to, we've got to sing for the master
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1026] Creme de la [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1027] and his, and his friends and that yeah and erm so we're all, we don't have to go to supper and we're getting, we're all getting
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1028] His friends?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1029] pizza from Pizzahut.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1030] His friends, he hasn't got any friends.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1031] Well okay then, acquaintances. [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1032] Well it's not my fault he's a [...] bastard.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1033] We all get in there and he goes [singing] sit down please [] [laugh] [laughing] did you see about half the people [...] sat down before he [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1034] I know.
[1035] And then everyone stood up again.
[1036] It was well funny.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1037] He goes [mimicking] now you may sit down please [] .
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1038] Did he?
[1039] Did he say now?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1040] Did you hear him at chapel?
[1041] He goes [singing] [...] []
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [singing] [...] [] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1042] [...] it's not funny, you can't take the piss out of all those poor people that died.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1043] I'm not I'm taking the piss out the way he said it.
[1044] ... There's a difference.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1045] Oh sure it's still disrespectful.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1046] No it's not.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1047] [shouting] No it isn't [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1048] Yes it is.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1049] No it's not disrespectful to [...] how he said something.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1050] It's not.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1051] It's just the way he speaks, he's, he was trying to put across a really serious point.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1052] He was trying to put across a serious point.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1053] Yes, yeah he was trying to put across a serious point but he didn't really succeed cos everybody just takes the piss out of his voice.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1054] That's just the way he speaks though.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1055] No I, I didn't I didn't take the piss out of him, I listened, I actually [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1056] Okay, okay, okay [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1057] Listen, listen, listen I'm not taking the piss out of the point cos I know the point's very serious but I'm taking the piss out of the way he said it cos I think he sounded stupid but that doesn't mean I have any disrespect for erm ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1058] Innocent little children.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1059] Yeah, quite.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1060] Very sad.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1061] Well they're not so much children actually they were about eighteen.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1062] [...] twelve.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1063] Twelve.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1064] We're talking about the people who died in the first world war.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1065] [...] taking the piss out of them.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1066] [...] I thought you were talking about [...] this morning.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1067] No I was taking the piss out of when you were in the remembrance service when [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1068] No we're not talking about today!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1069] Oh.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1070] Oh you stupid [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1071] It is!
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1072] It's not.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1073] [mimicking] It is [] .
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1074] They died so we could live.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1075] Yeah I know all that but I'm not taking the piss out of that cos obviously [...] the way he said it!
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1076] Probably shagging some camel or something.
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1077] Shagging some [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1078] [...] why would they be [laughing] shagging a camel [] ?
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1079] Not but they might be shagging camels and then ... all the camels got [...]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [laugh]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1080] [...] they say the British were shagging penguins [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...] ...
Unknown speaker (KP0PSUNK) [1081] Let me just put this on pause for a bit.
Group of unknown speakers (KP0PSUGP) [...]