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22 conversations recorded by `Jock' (PS54T) [dates unknown] with 6 interlocutors, totalling 538 s-units, 3817 words (duration not recorded).


7 speakers recorded by respondent number 729

PS54T Ag1 m (Jock, age 16, student)
PS54U Ag1 m (James, age 16, student) friend
PS54V Ag0 m (William, age 13, student) brother
PS54Y Ag1 m (Rupert, age 16, student) friend
PS550 Ag1 m (Julian, age 16, student) friend
KPFPSUNK (respondent W0000) X u (Unknown speaker, age unknown) other
KPFPSUGP (respondent W000M) X u (Group of unknown speakers, age unknown) other

22 recordings

  1. Tape 141601 recorded on unknown date. LocationUnknown () Activity: Unspecified
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  5. Tape 141701 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
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  22. Tape 142005 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified

1 (Tape 141601)

Jock (PS54T) [1] What is that?
James (PS54U) [2] It's a microphone.
Jock (PS54T) [...]
James (PS54U) [3] Yeah.
[4] Don't touch that bit.
Jock (PS54T) [5] [singing] So you're gonna record people talking to you?
James (PS54U) [6] What?
Jock (PS54T) [7] So you're gonna record people talking to you?
James (PS54U) [8] It's recording here.
Jock (PS54T) [9] So,wh who are you gonna give it to?
James (PS54U) [10] What? university [...] or something.
[11] Doing a study on [...]
Jock (PS54T) [12] [...] university [...] it's crap.
James (PS54U) [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [13] Don't you.
James (PS54U) [14] Oh shut up.
Jock (PS54T) [15] Now you can go no, it's uni university in the country and [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [16] They up here?
James (PS54U) [17] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [18] Are you doing it now?
James (PS54U) [19] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [20] Do this level thing does so when you go [shouting] la []
James (PS54U) [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [laugh]
James (PS54U) [21] I'm gonna record [...]
Jock (PS54T) [22] [shouting] hello [] [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [23] A bit, bit concerned about my, my, my state of mentality.
James (PS54U) [24] Yeah, yeah Call you [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
James (PS54U) [25] What?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [26] [...] okey dokey crap
James (PS54U) [27] Bugger.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [28] Bugger.
Jock (PS54T) [29] Name, first name ... bogie [laugh]
James (PS54U) [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [30] [laugh] occupation [laugh] like ... none.
James (PS54U) [31] [...] housemaster [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [32] Allegedly [laugh] No, [laugh] [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [33] Age seventy plus.
Jock (PS54T) [34] Allegedly [laugh]
James (PS54U) [35] Oh look, seems different to what I was doing.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [36] What were you doing?
James (PS54U) [37] Well I
Jock (PS54T) [38] Oh cool [...] this is different wicked.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [39] [...] what were you doing?
James (PS54U) [40] Er I was actually er doing conversations with all these tapes, [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [41] So you don't need to put your posh voice on this tape?
James (PS54U) [42] Hey, hey, hey.
Jock (PS54T) [43] I hope this really [...] university [...]
James (PS54U) [44] Bergen.
Jock (PS54T) [45] Burgundy?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [46] Burgundy.
James (PS54U) [47] Bergen.
Jock (PS54T) [48] Bergen
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [49] Bergen
Jock (PS54T) [50] Bergen yeah, I heard it was really shit.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [51] Yeah I was told by Mr [...] it was like one of the worst [...]
Jock (PS54T) [52] Didn't that didn't Mr [...] say that it was really crap

2 (Tape 141603)

Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [53] Don't know, I can't understand it [...] I can't [...]
James (PS54U) [54] Yeah, [...] I get you.
[55] The problem is.
Jock (PS54T) [56] What?
James (PS54U) [57] [...] [sigh] that is a babe.
Jock (PS54T) [...]
James (PS54U) [58] She's getting married to erm ... Nigel Kennedy or somebody, Kennedy's [...] front page, look.
Jock (PS54T) [59] Nigel Kennedy?
[60] Oh, Kennedy ... President?
James (PS54U) [61] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [...]
James (PS54U) [62] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [63] Didn't know that.
[64] I want some coffee
James (PS54U) [65] Coffee, I need coffee.
Jock (PS54T) [66] Chocolate, hot chocolate.
James (PS54U) [67] [whistling] What's your honest opinion [...]
Jock (PS54T) [68] Crap [laugh] No, I like some of it, honestly I like some of it, but some of it's really shit, but it's sort of movement really.
[69] If you've got a bad head [...]
William (PS54V) [70] [...] just weird isn't it.
[71] I mean sometimes you expect him to laugh and he doesn't laugh ... like he says something funny and I say something funny back to him, but he doesn't laugh.
Jock (PS54T) [72] [belch] Pardon me.
William (PS54V) [...]
Jock (PS54T) [73] [laughing] Yeah []
William (PS54V) [74] Such a fat [...] waddles along [...]
Jock (PS54T) [...]
William (PS54V) [75] I bet it's quite good actually.
James (PS54U) [76] You changed your R S project?
William (PS54V) [77] [...] That's on the first question.
[78] How many questions do you have to do?
James (PS54U) [79] Five.
William (PS54V) [80] Five questions?
[81] How many pages have you done? [...] look at the spacing out I mean you've probably got about three words.
James (PS54U) [82] Oh shut up what are you on about three words per line?
William (PS54V) [83] How l how long you had to do that?
James (PS54U) [84] [...] Hello.
[85] You've got a week and a bit to do four questions.
Jock (PS54T) [86] Five.
James (PS54U) [87] Five questions.
William (PS54V) [88] I bet he'll be spending all weekend, this weekend doing it.
Jock (PS54T) [89] Yeah.
[90] [...] really interesting offer [...]
William (PS54V) [91] Where?
Jock (PS54T) [...]
William (PS54V) [92] Oh yeah
James (PS54U) [93] Oh God
William (PS54V) [94] It said special features ... a beach.
James (PS54U) [95] Of a beach, a weighing machine actually.
William (PS54V) [96] [...] probably got about two centimetres [...]
Jock (PS54T) [97] Beach is really good cos it's like all the beach is like a tiled area where you sit down.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [98] And the painted palm trees on a
William (PS54V) [99] On a wall.
James (PS54U) [100] I know but they're all the same those places, there all ... get bored with them in about five minutes.
Jock (PS54T) [101] Have you recorded it all?
William (PS54V) [102] I'm still cold.
Jock (PS54T) [103] If it is, if it is [...] Saturday, we won't seriously play rugby
William (PS54V) [104] It depends really pissed or frozen.
James (PS54U) [105] We will
William (PS54V) [106] You're telling me you wanna run around in a pair of shorts
James (PS54U) [107] He's not playing anyway.
Jock (PS54T) [108] I'm not playing.
William (PS54V) [109] Why not?
[110] Why?
Jock (PS54T) [111] Dunno.
[112] Been dropped.
[113] Crap.
William (PS54V) [...]
Jock (PS54T) [114] No, it's [...]
James (PS54U) [115] [...] Who's taken your place, there's Chris Smith at full-back [...] on the wing
Jock (PS54T) [116] Yeah.
James (PS54U) [117] That's all right I suppose.
Jock (PS54T) [118] [...] missing them.
William (PS54V) [119] Oh cos you've gotta have a good [...] in kicking [...]
Jock (PS54T) [120] Actually he didn he didn't kick too badly the other day.
William (PS54V) [121] Oh yeah, and last night Jimmy kicked it right into the middle of the field and that.
[122] He didn he didn't kick it, he wasn't that bad it's just Jimmy [...]
Jock (PS54T) [...]
William (PS54V) [123] No, he wasn't that bad but he, he just tried a bit like [...]
James (PS54U) [124] I know.
[125] [...] really simple gets steep as well
William (PS54V) [126] [...] coffee.
Jock (PS54T) [127] Is [...] your weakness.
William (PS54V) [128] Yeah, I don't mind.
Jock (PS54T) [129] What did you get?
William (PS54V) [130] Four As, four Bs and two Cs.
James (PS54U) [131] I got four As, four Bs a C and a D.
Jock (PS54T) [132] Who did you get the As off?
[133] I bet you I got Physics, Chemistry, English Geog Geography.
William (PS54V) [134] See I told you man he gets an A with every woman teacher that he has.
[135] Ev crook [...]
Jock (PS54T) [...]
William (PS54V) [136] Oh, that is sick.
Jock (PS54T) [137] I might get one A from [...] really [...]
William (PS54V) [138] She said I was doing really well.
Jock (PS54T) [139] She said I was doing well until I fucked off to [...]
William (PS54V) [140] Yeah, it was really good.
Jock (PS54T) [141] I was doing really well and I'm really [...]
William (PS54V) [142] You're disgusting [...]
Jock (PS54T) [143] [...] tests [...] every one else is getting fifty per cent
William (PS54V) [144] Geog ninety-eight
Jock (PS54T) [145] Forty per cent 's enough
William (PS54V) [146] Here Jim [...]
Jock (PS54T) [147] Seven per cent
James (PS54U) [148] Nick Pratt gets more than me.
[149] So does [...]
William (PS54V) [150] Nick Pratt
Jock (PS54T) [151] Excuse me, excuse me ... who came first in the Chemistry exam?
James (PS54U) [152] Could have been [...] on that.
[153] Fat bastard.
[154] So you're gonna just be a reserve for the A.
William (PS54V) [155] Mhm I wanna go to [...] because then I get a [...] and it takes me about half an hour to get home.
James (PS54U) [156] Yeah, well go, go down to the station.
William (PS54V) [157] If that if that mucks up then tough.
Jock (PS54T) [158] Why?
William (PS54V) [159] [...] will have to ring my mum and we will probably told like ... and my mum's working on Saturday I think.
Jock (PS54T) [160] Can't you just get a train into London?
William (PS54V) [161] Well that costs more, that costs about five quid and I won't have
Jock (PS54T) [162] No, its three-fifty.
William (PS54V) [163] Yeah, three-fifty it's erm ... it's more than we would have [...] if we weren't playing.
Jock (PS54T) [164] Yeah, three-fifty gets through to London.
William (PS54V) [165] Then I've gotta another I've gotta pay another quid or something
Jock (PS54T) [166] [...] underground London.
William (PS54V) [167] What, three pounds?
Jock (PS54T) [168] Yeah, three-fifty.
William (PS54V) [169] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [...]
Jock (PS54T) [...]
William (PS54V) [170] Yeah, yeah, I've got that, sorry, yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [171] Well I can't do it now, I've got to pay something like six-ninety.
William (PS54V) [172] [laugh] You've gotta pay two quid, two pound no three pounds.
Jock (PS54T) [173] Three ten on the tubes yeah.
William (PS54V) [174] It's only one-thirty for me.
Jock (PS54T) [175] I know, exactly, you're so sad.
William (PS54V) [176] Jock [...] skint.
Jock (PS54T) [177] Well it's not as if you've like come into loads of money when you suddenly turn sixteen is it?
William (PS54V) [178] I think you should be about eighteen. [...]
Jock (PS54T) [179] Well they just [...] more money that's all.
William (PS54V) [180] People like me I can get away with it, I get [...]
Jock (PS54T) [181] No, I was just getting charged full fares when I was like thirteen.
William (PS54V) [182] What's this on?
Jock (PS54T) [183] Erm the buses.
William (PS54V) [184] Why?
Jock (PS54T) [185] Cos I looked, I looked about over sixteen.
[186] Some drivers I did, some drivers believe me.
William (PS54V) [187] Yeah, I came I went up about a year ago, I remember when I went down to Hertford in the [...] yeah, I said I, I forgot to say what ticket [...] and they automatically give you an adult don't they?
Jock (PS54T) [188] Yeah, yeah, you save yeah, I know.
William (PS54V) [189] And I say can I go to Hertford please and they didn't ask me how old I was, they just like the next thing I knew I was whacked out this six hundred quid ticket.
Jock (PS54T) [190] I know, and you don't feel like arguing, cos there's like a massive queue behind you.
William (PS54V) [191] Yeah and then you got any identity please.
Jock (PS54T) [192] [...] identity. [whistling]
William (PS54V) [193] [...] seriously [...] by the time ... yeah, you get a bus out of here, say it's cancelled you leave at twelve o'clock.
Jock (PS54T) [194] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [195] You have to wait for a tr well first of all you have to we'll the miss yeah, at twelve twenty-eight or whatever
Jock (PS54T) [196] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [197] Well how are you gonna get are you gonna get a taxi ... or you're gonna get a bus down into Hertford.
Jock (PS54T) [198] Bus, that's w
William (PS54V) [199] What I do is I try and do a [...] I just get a bus erm
Jock (PS54T) [200] There must be going, I try and go late and get a lift from someone to Hertford.
William (PS54V) [201] Yeah.
[202] What I do is I just get a bus at Hertford and walk to Hertford and normally it doesn't take long ... it only takes about ten minutes [...]
Jock (PS54T) [203] Really, you gotta walk all the way along the dual carriageway don't you?
William (PS54V) [204] Yeah, it's easy that's what I do all the time.
Jock (PS54T) [205] Do you?
William (PS54V) [206] Takes five minutes.
[207] Ten minutes maximum.
Jock (PS54T) [208] Yeah, how you getting back, you get the train back?
William (PS54V) [209] Dunno.
Jock (PS54T) [210] Because I, what train did you get?
William (PS54V) [211] Oh shit, I'm not getting a train back I'm [...] gonna come back by car.
Jock (PS54T) [212] Really, cos what time is the train that you got?
William (PS54V) [213] Whatever you do you're gonna have to get back at you're gonna have to start leaving [...] London yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [214] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [215] Start leaving about sixish.
Jock (PS54T) [216] Six.
William (PS54V) [217] Five.
[218] I'm telling you it's really bad news.
[219] You get you have to get back [...] obviously
Jock (PS54T) [220] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [221] Okay.
[222] You've got okay you've got something like a six ... I don't even know what time the train comes they change at different times, the one I've caught was at five past ... nine train.
Jock (PS54T) [223] Five past nine?
William (PS54V) [224] Nine yeah, came up caught that just about getting in there
Jock (PS54T) [225] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [226] Okay so got on that train, thinking it would go straight to Hertford and it didn't.
Jock (PS54T) [227] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [228] So I had to wait fo at Enfield Chase for another bus and the bus from Enfield Chase yeah [...] you go along all these piddley little [...] so it's from erm ten it took me it took takes an hour-and-a-half on the bus.
Jock (PS54T) [229] From Enfield Chase.
William (PS54V) [230] Enfield Chase to Hertford North.
[231] So that's an hour-and-a-half around an hour-an-a-half and ** a-half around an hour-and-a-half and blown, yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [232] How?
William (PS54V) [233] Cos it's in side roads, so that's an hour-and-a-half okay, you could we waiting for your train for about an hour so that's two-and-a-half hours
Jock (PS54T) [234] Yeah.
William (PS54V) [235] And then you can be erm ... actually the train journey to Enfield Chase takes about another half-an-hour, so that's two hours at least and [...] as well.
Jock (PS54T) [236] So I have to go something like a five past seven train or something?
William (PS54V) [237] Five past seven, eight thirty, nine yeah.
[238] So I'm gonna get I'm gonna be at that thing by about seven o'clock if I get on the train by I doubt I very much doubt it I'm getting the train.
Jock (PS54T) [239] Yeah, cos I might, I might see you at the station if you get the train.
William (PS54V) [240] I, I don't think I will be.
[241] ... [...] better not be not getting back here at ten o'clock.
Jock (PS54T) [242] Cos I've gotta go back otherwise

3 (Tape 141604)

Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [243] Cos the juniors, remember the juniors can't [...] on terrace.
Rupert (PS54Y) [244] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [245] So all the teams must be away.
[246] Think about it.
Rupert (PS54Y) [247] Yeah, got forty five and sixty, sixty [...]
Jock (PS54T) [248] What about forty five, I mean they're gonna ... they're not gonna go on they're not gonna on twenty to win junior [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [249] [...] forty five are crap.
Jock (PS54T) [250] Forty five is like the Bs.
Rupert (PS54Y) [251] Cs.
Jock (PS54T) [252] Where where's, [...] fifteen, thirty, oh yeah, cos A B C here is A B C away.
Rupert (PS54Y) [253] See, forty five [...]
Jock (PS54T) [254] Two, no it's two years, so you've got it t
Rupert (PS54Y) [255] Yeah I know, it's two years, but it's still the seating you can't have seating [...] can you.
Jock (PS54T) [256] Fifteen and the thirty are like the A teams
Rupert (PS54Y) [257] Yeah okay, so if if
Jock (PS54T) [258] Forty five and sixty are like B teams [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [259] if the fifteen [...] thirty place on [...] well if the thirty are away then it goes [...]
Jock (PS54T) [260] Oh yeah, I suppose.
[261] I suppose [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [262] [...] Why doesn't he turn up to any practices?
Jock (PS54T) [263] Erm ... who?
Rupert (PS54Y) [264] Chris Smith.
Jock (PS54T) [265] He's just a lazy bastard that's why.
[266] Can't be bothered basically.
Rupert (PS54Y) [267] Doesn't he get done in?
Jock (PS54T) [268] What?
Rupert (PS54Y) [269] Why doesn't any of the masters have a go?
Jock (PS54T) [270] Dunno, I don't think anyone notices that he's gone.
Rupert (PS54Y) [271] Yeah they must have known Chris Smith wasn't there.
Jock (PS54T) [272] Wasn't he there?
Julian (PS550) [273] I dunno.
Rupert (PS54Y) [274] He's in school isn't he?
Jock (PS54T) [275] Yeah, he couldn't be bothered to play rugby at the beginning, I mean nobody missed about four weeks.
Rupert (PS54Y) [276] It's forced.
Julian (PS550) [277] Yeah, Dougie told [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [278] [whistling] Yeah, Jock, got a really exciting day tomorrow.
Jock (PS54T) [279] [...] day.
[280] Good Oh.
Rupert (PS54Y) [281] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [282] Pretty cool, not.
Jock (PS54T) [283] Oh, I should be doing work but I can't.
Rupert (PS54Y) [284] You what?
Jock (PS54T) [285] Should be doing work, but I can't.
Rupert (PS54Y) [286] What do you mean can't?
[287] Can't be bothered?
Jock (PS54T) [288] Can't be bothered yeah, basically.
Rupert (PS54Y) [289] Jock, no-one can be bothered to work, but they've just gotta do it.
Jock (PS54T) [290] I know, but sometimes I just get down and do it, but other times I just ... can't if you know what I mean.
Rupert (PS54Y) [291] No, I don't know what you mean. [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [292] Shut up, bloody [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [293] [...] not nice.
Jock (PS54T) [294] I'm talking [...]
Julian (PS550) [295] What do you er think of the [...]
Jock (PS54T) [296] Rough, what the little one?
Julian (PS550) [297] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [298] She's all right I suppose.
Julian (PS550) [299] [...] you like the little little one hey.
[300] Ooh
Jock (PS54T) [301] Shut up
Julian (PS550) [...]
Jock (PS54T) [302] She's American.
Julian (PS550) [303] [...] blown a fuse, and it's on tape [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [304] Julian shut up, just cos you know just cos you [...]
Julian (PS550) [305] Cos I like what?
Jock (PS54T) [306] Cos you fancy the bloody Viking.
Julian (PS550) [307] [laughing] The Viking no way []
Jock (PS54T) [singing]
Julian (PS550) [308] Jock, you know the Viking that's your sister that is.
Jock (PS54T) [309] [laughing] Shut up []
Julian (PS550) [laugh]
Jock (PS54T) [310] That's your girlfriend that is.
Rupert (PS54Y) [311] When's the last time you got a letter from Jamie?
Julian (PS550) [312] Erm ... couple of days ago.
Rupert (PS54Y) [313] How often do you write?
Julian (PS550) [314] Erm once a week ... sometimes that depends when I feel like it.
Rupert (PS54Y) [315] [...] happily.
Julian (PS550) [316] What?
[317] You go there you'll [...] play rugby [...] and erm
Rupert (PS54Y) [318] Shut up that's a point I won't be knackered at all.
Jock (PS54T) [319] You won't be knackered at all I mean [...] bloody killed playing freezing conditions.
Rupert (PS54Y) [320] Yeah, but I this will be the first match I haven't played this season.
Jock (PS54T) [321] So?
Rupert (PS54Y) [322] I wouldn't mind, I mean I don't mind if Chris [...] cos I know he's better than me, but Christ Smith's crap.
Jock (PS54T) [323] Yeah, he was he's erm full-back for the [...] and erm he was pretty crap.
[324] The only reason [...] was cos erm he was quick.
Rupert (PS54Y) [325] No and also is [...]
Jock (PS54T) [326] No, cos John Collier could have been in there, John, John played erm two matches when Chris [...] was injured.
Rupert (PS54Y) [327] No, what about [...] and [...] they were both
Jock (PS54T) [328] Yeah,that that's why
Rupert (PS54Y) [329] [...] Nicholson
Jock (PS54T) [330] That's why I play.
Julian (PS550) [331] [...] chest infection and [...] bloody done his knee in or something.
[332] That's why I was in the team for after half term.
Rupert (PS54Y) [333] Never actually played at [...]
Julian (PS550) [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [334] I thought we never will.
Jock (PS54T) [335] You really crap yourself beforehand, but once you play you think great, [...] the best.
Julian (PS550) [336] Jock.
Jock (PS54T) [337] What?
Julian (PS550) [338] You're sad.
Jock (PS54T) [339] [laugh] shut up.
Julian (PS550) [340] I'm not doing any more work, I can't be bothered.
Jock (PS54T) [341] Nor can I, I don't know what to do.
Julian (PS550) [342] Just sad, I've got about eight projects.
[343] The thing is, oh yeah what do you think of those women that came?
Jock (PS54T) [344] What scholarship [...]
Julian (PS550) [345] [...] I don't think they're that bad.
[346] Yeah, everyone was going on at how rough they are, I mean you can't as I've said before you can't exactly expect them to be super models.
Jock (PS54T) [347] I know.
Julian (PS550) [348] And anyway if they were super models who would be able to go out with one [...] so sad.
Jock (PS54T) [349] I know, I'd rather have someone who was
Julian (PS550) [350] Reasonable
Jock (PS54T) [351] Reasonably good looking and a good laugh.
Julian (PS550) [352] Yeah, cos then you know you've gotta chance of going out rather than or something then you haven't got a chance at all.
[353] Sad.
Jock (PS54T) [354] You've gotta [...]
Julian (PS550) [355] And considering that they're all supposed to be erm all the [...]
Jock (PS54T) [356] Yeah.
Julian (PS550) [357] [...] sad and scholarships and stuff.
[358] [...] not too bad.
[359] Actually I saw so many women [...] saw quite a few women up there.
[360] Not bad.
Jock (PS54T) [361] I reckon we're gonna have a good year this year next year.
Julian (PS550) [362] Year what?
Jock (PS54T) [363] Have a good year.
[364] Cos I mean we had two crap years hadn't we, well.
Julian (PS550) [365] Two crap years diabolical.
[366] Now this year might be all right at the end.
Jock (PS54T) [367] At the end?
Julian (PS550) [368] [...] already.
Jock (PS54T) [369] What?
Julian (PS550) [370] We could get to [...] cos no-one actually talks about [...] very sad isn't it.
Jock (PS54T) [371] Yeah, well we never get a chance do we.
Julian (PS550) [372] No, when do we do it?
Rupert (PS54Y) [373] I think the saddest people gotta be Lawrence.
Jock (PS54T) [374] Why?
Rupert (PS54Y) [375] Trying to pull those two pretty women.
Jock (PS54T) [376] Yeah, playing rug playing rugby.
Rupert (PS54Y) [377] Playing rugby [...]
Jock (PS54T) [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [378] Rugby on the afro turf ... every day.
Jock (PS54T) [379] [...] he's a laugh.
Rupert (PS54Y) [380] Who?
Jock (PS54T) [381] John [...] .
[382] On the, on the he was on the [...] and it was such a laugh it really was, good laugh.
[383] What are you doing?
Rupert (PS54Y) [384] [...] taken all the paper off.
Jock (PS54T) [385] [...] what's funny Jim [...]
Rupert (PS54Y) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [386] You recording?
Jock (PS54T) [387] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [388] [...] comes in and goes er
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [389] Shut up, shut up [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [390] And he goes erm I suppose [...] you know he goes, he goes [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [391] No, Melissa, what have I done, shit what have I done I thought, oh my God, what have I done.
Jock (PS54T) [392] [...] made her pregnant or something.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [393] [...] serious [...] not really and Alistair goes oh yeah, it could do and I went er yeah er he goes why and I went why and he goes oh well, she ran on the [...] .
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [394] Melissa well that was ages ago.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [395] And she goes and he goes erm sounded, sounded like a good sounded like quite a nice girl really.
[396] Quite a big girl really.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [397] Is that what she said.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [398] And he goes [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [399] How can you sound like a big girl
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [400] I, I just didn't stay to ask to be quite honest I was shell shocked.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [401] [...] pissed himself.
Jock (PS54T) [402] Why [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [403] When is it?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [404] Tonight.
Jock (PS54T) [405] [...] phoning about the disco.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [406] I can't talk to her.
Jock (PS54T) [407] Why?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [408] I don't wanna talk to her.
Jock (PS54T) [409] Why? [...] you get get snogged at a disco.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [410] When's the next disco.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [411] second first fourteenth.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [412] Y y yeah honest [...] December
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [413] December [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [414] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [415] Yeah probably be another P A C [...] St Albans [...] disco.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [416] All we talk about is swear words
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [417] Every other word is a swear word.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [418] People who are listening to this have missed something [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [419] They're all Norwegian.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [420] Oh God, I almost crapped myself I thought I was going to be working till twelve I've now got no prep to do. [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [421] Yeah I'll do that.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [422] No you'll do it, you've gotta do it properly.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [423] [...] Painting a [...] in half-an-hour and I haven't got any history [...] chemistry.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [424] I haven't done any work.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [425] I'm just talking to this stupid microphone.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [426] [...] and you've got a friend.
Jock (PS54T) [427] [laugh] oh no, they're gonna think we're rigging it now [laugh]
Rupert (PS54Y) [428] [...] the way Jimmy goes, Jimmy goes [...] understand why you always take the piss out of me for my voice [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [429] Yeah he does doesn't he [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [430] When I'm round Jimmy I [...] right Kevin.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [431] I know yeah I noticed that in Alistair as well. [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [432] Is he going mad, he must be going mad.
[433] Well on one Monday I went home, I can't remember what I said, I just came out with this really [...] I [...] and I said it really [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [434] I wasn't actually putting it on either, I said [...] like that and [...] and I keep saying yeah after each, each sentence when I'm describing something to my mum like saying last match yeah, we won yeah, six nil yeah, eight nil yeah and it I keep saying yeah, yeah, my mum's going yeah, shut up my mum says I go yeah that's well nice and she goes erm goes well nice I said [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [435] and I say well and I'm well cool
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [436] and I keep on saying that I've said it like about so many things when we're at home and she goes, what is this you always saying well [...] with everything.
Jock (PS54T) [437] I know, it's like me.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [438] [...] around Jimmy more.
Jock (PS54T) [439] My parents they always say
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [440] My mum hates Jimmy because of that.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [441] My mum doesn't my mum no, it's like my brother, my brother [...] Jimmy's really nice.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [442] Does he?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [443] Like yeah, because like about what he did you know he was staying up with [...] and all this and like giving him money and looking after Andrew [...] so he goes for my parents Jimmy's really nice.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [444] Well my dad reckons he's really nice anyway.
[445] Dunno whether my mum does.
Jock (PS54T) [446] No.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [447] My parents, my parents hate [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [448] My mum, my mum and dad hate [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [449] My mum, my mum keeps saying has [...] settled down yet and I said [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [450] settle down.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [451] Settle down.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [452] I would say [...] for you.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [453] I would say like a bit myself you know
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [454] Oh like.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [455] You know like this and like that and like
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [456] Bit like that.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [457] And my mum and my my dad starts going like, like, like and they go what you do.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [458] You know about
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [459] You wrote that letter yet?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [460] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [461] By the way just for the tape she's a right fuck.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [462] You know you wrote that letter and it said oh, I hope to see you in half term ... and then, then said I hope not
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [463] Bollocks.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [464] She said that?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [465] I hope not, no, he said that, I ha that's bollocks and then what else he wrote he says I love you lots I'm missing you lots.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [466] Oh, no yuck all tape listeners is a really fat ugly rough mother fucker.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [467] Just remember.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [468] Dream of the Norwegian Viking person.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [469] It's not very nice.
Jock (PS54T) [470] I know, she's so rough I mean she's so fat.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [471] I mean Jimmy sang who is it [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [472] Jim screwed I mean
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [473] Jim says [...] is fat
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [474] Fuck [...] she is.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [475] Keep fat.
Jock (PS54T) [476] She's a bit ... bit on the
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Jock (PS54T) [477] Yeah, there's a bit of meat on her
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [478] No but when she sort of comes out he says
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [479] Shut up.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [480] Claire [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [481] [...] about up to my ... waist type of thing.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [482] Yeah, she's short and
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [483] Short, fat stumpy, round, covered in acne.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [484] Yuck.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [485] Breast, did she have a breast?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [486] I didn't really see her, I [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [487] Did she have a breast?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [488] I know she had bad spots.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [489] Did she have a breast?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [490] Dunno she probably did she had everything else.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [491] She had some disease as well.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [492] She tried to talk to me a job, but we sort of joked away.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [493] She used to she used to [...] she goes erm [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [494] Yes.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [495] It's like this yeah, hang around, meet
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [496] She's fat.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [497] She beats her hairy chest.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [498] [laughing] Yeah []
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...] [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [499] So disgusting.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [500] Hairy armpits.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [501] Hairy everything.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [502] Hairy minge.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [503] [...] stuck
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [504] You'd lose your hands.
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [505] That's sick, she has problems going [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [506] Oh shut up.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [507] Disgusting.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [508] She [...] quite rough.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [509] Rough.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [510] Well what about
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [shouting]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [511] What about
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [512] She's got some death wish.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [513] I reckon Marie-Anne's the nicest girl he's ever fancied.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [514] He's got, he's got, he's got a death wish on [...] He must be [...] takes the piss and I go.
[515] He goes shut up, you taking the piss out of me.
Jock (PS54T) [516] I don't take the piss out of him he goes turns all silent, he goes like
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [517] Him and him and do you remember that?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [518] Just think, someone that you fancy supposed to be someone in your dreams and stuff like that
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [519] Yeah.
Jock (PS54T) [520] Well yeah [...]
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [521] Someone you really, really like, I mean how can you really, really like ?
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [522] Paul does [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [523] [whining] Oh yes Paul [] they were sitting like at the end of the corner there's been
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [524] Oh, no
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [525] [...] alcove and there was one in the [...] one far corner and [...] sitting on the corner together, they were holding hands going [whine] every so often he hears [whine] .
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP) [laugh]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [526] But you know, Jimmy said, he said oh just a friend now it's I'm after.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [527] Not.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [528] Brady's going out with
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [529] How do you know?
Jock (PS54T) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [530] But she goes to [...] she goes to [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [531] Who?
Group of unknown speakers (KPFPSUGP)
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [532] He leaves next week.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [533] You're joking.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [534] My God.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [535] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [536] You told him?
[537] Because Alistair, Alistair's known for about four weeks that she's got [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [...]
Unknown speaker (KPFPSUNK) [538] Cos he knew, cos he knew [whispering] [...] []