11 conversations recorded by `Peter' (PS57T) [dates unknown] with 7 interlocutors, totalling 1349 s-units, 7008 words, and 51 minutes 5 seconds of recordings.

9 speakers recorded by respondent number 701

KPTPS000 X u (No name, age unknown) role unspecified
KPTPS001 X u (No name, age unknown) role unspecified
PS57T Ag0 m (Peter, age 14, student, London, )
PS57U Ag1 m (Tom, age 15, student, London, ) friend
PS57V Ag1 m (Muhammad, age 15, student, London, ) friend
PS57W Ag1 m (Alex, age 15, student, London, ) friend
PS6RV Ag1 m (Danny, age 15, student, London, ) friend
KPTPSUNK (respondent W0000) X u (Unknown speaker, age unknown) other
KPTPSUGP (respondent W000M) X u (Group of unknown speakers, age unknown) other

11 recordings

  1. Tape 132401 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  2. Tape 132402 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  3. Tape 132403 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  4. Tape 132404 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  5. Tape 132405 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  6. Tape 132406 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  7. Tape 132407 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  8. Tape 132408 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  9. Tape 132501 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  10. Tape 132502 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified
  11. Tape 132503 recorded on unknown date. LocationGreater London () Activity: Unspecified

1 (Tape 132401)

Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [1] Soon find out, cos you do it all the morning and stuff.
[2] ... Have you started it?
Tom (PS57U) [3] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [4] Oh!
[5] Don't ... see that was so easy.
[6] You don't need to work it out you just sit
Tom (PS57U) [7] That's alright.
Peter (PS57T) [8] all I ... I sat down and visualized and then did it.
[9] And now I still se , need to do a couple more drawings ... [...] .
[10] ... You go, you're going so slow.
[11] Besides, if you didn't understand ... how to work out that ... questions are asked straight away.
[12] He's seriously deficient in what he should be learning cos ... he should know that at least.
[13] But ... shit!
[14] I've gotta do another registration.
Tom (PS57U) [15] What?
Peter (PS57T) [16] I mean, not another registration, I've gotta do another ... [...] .
[17] Yeah but ... you've got the cards haven't you?
Tom (PS57U) [18] Mm.
Peter (PS57T) [19] Yeah, I haven't.
[20] I've gotta finish one as well.
[21] We've gotta finish a wo , a, gotta ... finish the work on a book and then do the ... test and answers, and then do a whole [...] .
Tom (PS57U) [22] When for?
[23] When for?
Peter (PS57T) [24] Friday.
Tom (PS57U) [25] Not, yeah for next week.
Peter (PS57T) [26] I got, I've got a we , I've got ten days to do that in.
Tom (PS57U) [27] I've gotta bring it in on Tuesday.
[28] ... Where d'ya get on you dickhead?
Peter (PS57T) [29] Yeah.
Tom (PS57U) [30] That's my top.
Peter (PS57T) [31] Ah!
Tom (PS57U) [32] Alright [...] ?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [33] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [34] And where were you this morning then, for work?
Tom (PS57U) [35] You weren't in Geography.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [36] When?
Peter (PS57T) [37] Just now. [noise - traffic]
Group of unknown speakers (KPTPSUGP) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [38] Well, [laugh] ... well, some people didn't bring their coats in today.
[39] Cos we're so tough!
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [40] [...] a coat though.
[41] ... But I've, I've still got about two hours, at least er, to do.
[42] ... I've gotta ... right, I've gotta do at least erm ... [...] .
Tom (PS57U) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [43] Are you sure?
Tom (PS57U) [44] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [45] What day is it, Thursday?
Tom (PS57U) [46] I like the way you just [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [laugh] [traffic very, very noisy]
Peter (PS57T) [47] Well this advertising

2 (Tape 132402)

Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [48] Yeah but the humanities
Tom (PS57U) [49] sa
Peter (PS57T) [50] two asa , assignments ... I got an extension.
[51] [...] extension.
Muhammad (PS57V) [52] An extension?
Peter (PS57T) [53] I have, I asked for an extension because like, in, in light of my present mathematical ne , need for seriousness, for seriously doing a hell of a lot of maths homework
Tom (PS57U) [54] Mm.
Peter (PS57T) [55] so that I can do my exam.
Tom (PS57U) [56] They told me to do our exams early.
Peter (PS57T) [57] I'd like [...] .
Tom (PS57U) [58] You know, a year early.
Peter (PS57T) [59] [laughing] Shut up [] !
[60] ... [laughing] Such a tosser [] !
Muhammad (PS57V) [61] [singing] [...] [] .
[62] What?
Tom (PS57U) [63] So what, so you just look at it and do, look at the ... the grade eight rubbish on that sheet that we're doing?
Peter (PS57T) [64] Basically, the secret is to do
Tom (PS57U) [65] What you're asked to do.
Peter (PS57T) [66] two plans , and ... and choose one of them, with a reason, for why you chose it.
Tom (PS57U) [67] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [68] That's ... you need that
Tom (PS57U) [69] That's crap!
Peter (PS57T) [70] to get an A ... in that thing.
[71] Erm, I don't reckon I'll get all A's this time.
Tom (PS57U) [72] No.
Peter (PS57T) [73] I might do, but I doubt it.
Tom (PS57U) [74] The thing is you, you'll get them.
Peter (PS57T) [75] Er, he's not gonna give it to you twice though is he cos ... I don't reckon he would di give it to you twice.
Tom (PS57U) [76] He don't, he don't give it to you twice?
Peter (PS57T) [77] What?
Tom (PS57U) [78] Don't you reckon?
Peter (PS57T) [79] No he could, but he's not gonna want to.
[80] Is he?
[81] ... I hope it's worth A's but I don't think it is.
Tom (PS57U) [82] Next time that's on that should [...]
Peter (PS57T) [83] It's best not to notice it.
[84] All these are smashed you know.
Tom (PS57U) [85] What?
Peter (PS57T) [86] All these are smashed.
[87] And they've only been here, what, two weeks?
Tom (PS57U) [88] Not even two weeks.
Peter (PS57T) [89] What that?
[90] No not that one.
[91] It's a new one.
Tom (PS57U) [92] Yeah I know.
Peter (PS57T) [93] Yeah, but this hasn't ... it sho , it, first put it up with no glass, so they put the glass in ... then it looked like a mirror
Tom (PS57U) [94] Mm.
Peter (PS57T) [95] and then it got, and then it got smashed.
[96] But all of them I know are smashed.
[97] Cos there's one at ... two, or three bus stops back, you know, by Lisa's an , by Lisa's house.
Tom (PS57U) [98] That's what [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [99] Yeah.
[100] [mimicking hooligan] Where's the fucking bus [] !
[101] They've smashed it, smashed up the bus stop.
Tom (PS57U) [102] It's entertainment.
[103] [laughing] [...] bus stop [] .
Peter (PS57T) [104] [laughing] Shut up [] !
[105] ... Ah!
[106] I've left my music homework as well.
Tom (PS57U) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [107] I shall have to go to the house.
[108] ... Yeah, I've gotta do music homework because
Muhammad (PS57V) [109] What's that?
Peter (PS57T) [110] ah I've gotta invent a, a melody.
[111] I'll probably ring up James and ask him what he's done.
[112] I've got to invent a melody ... about erm ... all of minor scales.
[113] Which isn't actually hard but I have to write it down as well.
[114] And I ho , I would have done this on ... Tuesday ... when I actually worked out a melody but I didn't ... manage a bit of paper ... so I couldn't write it down.
Muhammad (PS57V) [115] Mhm.
Peter (PS57T) [116] Which is a major bummer.
[117] ... Why haven't yous got a part in, why are you are, auditioning for West Side Story?
Muhammad (PS57V) [118] What?
Peter (PS57T) [119] Why are you auditioning for West Side Story?
Muhammad (PS57V) [120] I don't have time.
Peter (PS57T) [121] Why didn't you audition er
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [122] Oh.

3 (Tape 132403)

Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [123] Erm, er did you have the music, did you have music homework Josie?
[124] I can't hear her.
[125] What she say?
Tom (PS57U) [126] Well you're not gonna tape anything!
Peter (PS57T) [127] I am.
[128] All through music, non fucking stop.
[129] My only thing in life will be for the next hour and forty minutes ... fuck, I live to tape, okay?
Tom (PS57U) [130] But it's gonna be boring.
[131] My conversation will be a lot more interesting won't they?
[132] Our registrations are funny!
Peter (PS57T) [133] Lo , la la la.
Tom (PS57U) [134] Our registrations are funny Peter!
None (KPTPS000) [135] Yeah but if he lends it out he'll [...]
Peter (PS57T) [136] Yeah exactly.
[137] Exactly, you know, and this is so weird hearing yourself talk and
Tom (PS57U) [138] Cos er, if you tape, cos I'll if your voice comes in the conversation [...] I've got it all on tape now you stupid cow! [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [139] Josie, erm ... have you erm, erm there it is.
[140] Hello.
[141] Have you erm, done any, did you have music homework?
Tom (PS57U) [142] Yeah, I didn't do it. [...]
Peter (PS57T) [143] No.
None (KPTPS001) [144] Don't Peter, it hurts.
Tom (PS57U) [145] [...] me or you?
Peter (PS57T) [146] Do I really care whether it hurts you, honestly?
[147] Do you really reckon?
None (KPTPS000) [148] Oh no! [...]

4 (Tape 132404)

Alex (PS57W) [149] My dad used to work erm [...] and this bloke used to like a pint of erm, oh I can't remember
Peter (PS57T) [150] Export.
Alex (PS57W) [151] export [...] , yeah, I can't remember what it's like.
[152] Right?
[153] And there's a little dog with a [...] , so that's why he likes a drink.
[154] Right?
[155] Oh yeah, and his dog, yeah ... likes it as well yeah, they used to leave a tray out for him every night, yeah ... when it was closing time the dog knew every time it closed, it wo , I mean if they closed at lunchtime it wouldn't come down ... it would only come down when they closed up at night.
[156] And it goes on, it goes on every night right?
[157] If you put a pint of beer out for him he wouldn't drink it.
[158] You put a little drop of lemonade in it, he'll drink it.
Peter (PS57T) [laugh]
Alex (PS57W) [159] And until you, if you just lemonade, wouldn't drink it.
[160] But if yo , if it was bitter and a bit of lemonade it would drink it, nothing else.
Peter (PS57T) [161] Er, you know the same thing they tried down at [...]
Alex (PS57W) [162] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [163] got my dad erm ... er, just drink pints after pints of Guinness.
Alex (PS57W) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [164] He just sits there lapping up all these like ... bowls of
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [165] He does?
Peter (PS57T) [166] Guinness.
[167] The dog.
Alex (PS57W) [168] Yeah but this this this dog will only drink it if it had a little bit of lemonade in.
[169] [laughing] It's so funny [] .
Peter (PS57T) [170] The dog's permanently drunk.
[171] It sits there going [...] .
Alex (PS57W) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [172] The dog's like
Alex (PS57W) [173] [singing] Oh yeah [] .
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [174] What are you doing?
Peter (PS57T) [175] Yeah, it attacks anything [...] .
Alex (PS57W) [176] Any fizzy drink?
Peter (PS57T) [177] What?
Alex (PS57W) [178] [...] ?
Peter (PS57T) [179] No.
Alex (PS57W) [180] What about ... spirits?
Peter (PS57T) [181] No she doesn't, no.
Alex (PS57W) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [182] She doesn't actually eat anything that's actually bad for her.
Alex (PS57W) [183] Oh and Guinness isn't bad for you?
[184] Pints and pints of Guinness?
Group of unknown speakers (KPTPSUGP) [...]
Alex (PS57W) [185] Oh.
[186] ... What it doesn't drink alcohol?
[187] ... How does it know
Peter (PS57T) [...]
Alex (PS57W) [188] how does it know if it's bad for you or not?
Peter (PS57T) [189] I don't know, it's jus , it's like anything that's bad she doesn't seem drink.
Alex (PS57W) [190] Get some lemonade right and [...] it.
[191] Just to [...]
Peter (PS57T) [192] Yeah but she won't.
[193] She won't.
Alex (PS57W) [194] You get some lemonade with cyanide in it ... and some Coke with cyanide in and see what she drinks.
Peter (PS57T) [195] She doesn't like the gas.
Alex (PS57W) [196] [laugh] ... Flat lemonade.
Peter (PS57T) [197] She still won't drink it.
Alex (PS57W) [198] Why not?
Peter (PS57T) [199] I dunno.
[200] I try giving her Coke all the time because she looks like she's begging for my Coke.
[201] Yeah?
[202] If I pour her some Coke ... she won't drink it.

5 (Tape 132405)

Peter (PS57T) [203] But the guy is an arsehole ... also.
[204] But he's just, he's just, he's like, he's so ... you can read what he's done.
[205] I mean, you can understand him, so easily.
[206] It started off
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [207] Acts like a complete dick to try and get attention.
[208] And then he went slightly ... relaxed ... and now he's being a dick again.
[209] Like, you know, this morning in erm language ... he jumps off a table screaming, ow, ow, ow!
[210] No.
[211] For a start he shouldn't have been on the table.
[212] Secondly, he doesn't need to [...] that's just stupid.
Muhammad (PS57V) [213] The one that you're, you're, you're taking, right, just means that you ... you [...] . [traffic noise]
Peter (PS57T) [214] Yes.
Muhammad (PS57V) [215] No, oh oh, you can't.
[216] No.
Peter (PS57T) [217] I thought you said she did it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [218] [...] ... [singing] Mm mm, wo oh [] . [whistling]
Peter (PS57T) [219] Right, and the other thing ... sorry, but he also ... reckons he's God about girls.
[220] He reckons he knows everything.
Muhammad (PS57V) [221] He's not. [...]
Peter (PS57T) [222] I don't like Elsa either.
Muhammad (PS57V) [223] Why not?
Peter (PS57T) [224] Ah!
[225] She's just so irritating.
[226] She's just so

6 (Tape 132406)

Peter (PS57T) [227] Fuck ... would be good one.
[228] Everything's come out my bag.
[229] ... Bloody way!
[230] Aargh!
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [231] Come on Peter [...] get ... on the bus.
Peter (PS57T) [232] Ah shit!

7 (Tape 132408)

Peter (PS57T) [233] My sister really needed that.
[234] She, cos like, cos you know like these interesting lighters when she went to France?
Muhammad (PS57V) [235] Yeah.
Tom (PS57U) [236] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [237] In, in the science museum she saw these really nice lighters ... and she comes back and my mum's in the same room and she says, I nearly bought you a lighter.
[238] Thanks ma , you know ... I really want my mum to hear that.
Tom (PS57U) [239] Well
Peter (PS57T) [240] And she lost my fucking camera!
Tom (PS57U) [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [241] Make her pay for it.
Peter (PS57T) [242] No, I'll get a, I'll get a replacement off my parents, but ... sorry, she changed the film cos ... sixteen pictures of it were my ones ... cos I hadn't used the film
Tom (PS57U) [243] Yeah but [...]
Peter (PS57T) [244] some of them , some of them might be of Spain [...] .
Tom (PS57U) [245] Of Spain.
Peter (PS57T) [246] I hate her!
Muhammad (PS57V) [247] Ah no!
Tom (PS57U) [248] Ah no!
Peter (PS57T) [249] No, but she changed the film before she lost it so it's alright.
Tom (PS57U) [250] Did she?
Peter (PS57T) [251] It's like, one day developing right and she hasn't got round to collecting them yet.
[252] It's been like a week.
[253] What is the point of paying for ... one day developing?
Muhammad (PS57V) [254] Yeah but er, you pay, you pay so much for twenty four
Peter (PS57T) [255] Exactly.
Muhammad (PS57V) [256] hours.
Peter (PS57T) [257] And if you go, if you're not gonna pick them up the next day.
Muhammad (PS57V) [258] It's like my mum, she paid to get them developed right and about two weeks later she goes in ... that's how much it costs for a week.
[259] I went, oh no!
[260] ... About six, costs six quid to develop overnight
Peter (PS57T) [261] Yes.
Muhammad (PS57V) [262] so he said he ... no, she said [...]
Peter (PS57T) [263] And she had to pay six quid for
Muhammad (PS57V) [264] No, she paid five seventy five that was all.
Peter (PS57T) [265] Why?
Muhammad (PS57V) [266] Because ... she, it would have been twenty four hours.
Peter (PS57T) [267] Yeah but you said it was six.
Muhammad (PS57V) [268] Yeah, five seventy nine though.
[269] You know, erm
Peter (PS57T) [270] Ah.
[271] Almost six.
Muhammad (PS57V) [272] you know.
[273] Yeah.
Tom (PS57U) [274] She collected it a week later?
Peter (PS57T) [275] Mm!
[276] One hour time.
[277] [laugh] ... One hour developing next year.
[278] But Alex [...] .
[279] Alex's family, the s, they are weird.
[280] I am sorry.
[281] They are a slightly weird family.
Tom (PS57U) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [282] No, they're always late ... actually.
Muhammad (PS57V) [283] What's weird ... about being late?
Peter (PS57T) [284] No, they actually, listen, listen.
[285] Like, all their films came, like Alex's film of er Spain ... empties the camera ... basically puts it in this pile they keep in a drawer somewhere of films, okay?
[286] Every now and then when they feel like it, take a handful of films and get them developed.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [287] It's like the re , most latest ones have been from like six years ago.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [288] Just ... bloody irritating.
Tom (PS57U) [289] I couldn't , I can't [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [290] Yeah.
Tom (PS57U) [291] Really, the week before, every now and again I wanted to stick [...] .
[292] Just the way we were.
Peter (PS57T) [293] Still
Muhammad (PS57V) [294] Alright.
Peter (PS57T) [295] Darren.
[296] ... Are you going in town Sally?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [297] Oh yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [298] But Miss, have you ever had Miss ?
Tom (PS57U) [299] No.
Peter (PS57T) [300] You're so lucky right.
[301] She didn't believe,sh , we'll drop our theory off, round for tomorrow night.
[302] Her the , er she believed non-competitive [...] .
[303] How can have non-competitive [...] ?
[304] It doesn't work.
[305] The whole thing, the reason you go, do so well in it
Muhammad (PS57V) [306] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [307] is cos you compete against other people so you do loads of matrices.
[308] But she had er the non-competitive version.
Muhammad (PS57V) [309] So how did you work that out?
Peter (PS57T) [310] Well she didn't want it competitive cos you'll be doing it against yourself not everyone else.
[311] Which is alright as a theory but it doesn't work cos you don't get any work done.
[312] ... See what I'm saying?
Muhammad (PS57V) [313] What she wants to talk about, everyone ... has to do matrix or ... learn more of the crap.
Peter (PS57T) [314] No, it was just, she didn't want you to be competitive about it.
[315] So she didn't expe , you know the ma , matrix system ... of levels and stuff ... I didn't fully understand that until the fourth year ... when I went with Miss ... cos she never explained it because she didn't reckon you needed to know.
[316] ... She's a bitch!
[317] ... See ya!

8 (Tape 132501)

Peter (PS57T) [318] I was walking to school, right cos ... [...] ... saw this in the shop
Muhammad (PS57V) [319] Is that back on?
Peter (PS57T) [320] cos sp sp , the bus strike.
Muhammad (PS57V) [321] But I thought that was Friday?
Peter (PS57T) [322] No it's today I think.
Muhammad (PS57V) [323] Ah.
Peter (PS57T) [324] Saw it, saw it in the window, I had to buy it!
Muhammad (PS57V) [325] Worgh!
Peter (PS57T) [326] Just couldn't resist it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [327] Why did you buy that?
Peter (PS57T) [328] I've no idea, I just got
Muhammad (PS57V) [329] You've got a recording the sound again?
Peter (PS57T) [330] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [331] [...] gotta go out.
Peter (PS57T) [332] Oh!
[333] What, on C D?
[334] Yeah but I want
Muhammad (PS57V) [335] No.
Peter (PS57T) [336] I don't want tape, I want
Muhammad (PS57V) [337] Oh my God!
[338] My did you bother
Peter (PS57T) [339] I do
Muhammad (PS57V) [340] really?
[341] It's just that
Peter (PS57T) [342] I dunno , I just saw it and thought, I have to buy it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [343] Oh look Spikey, look!
Peter (PS57T) [344] Here he comes.
[345] Tom, you're late!
Tom (PS57U) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [346] Mr has done.
[347] He's gone home ... sort of.
[348] He ... I was walking in
Muhammad (PS57V) [349] Hiya Tom!
Peter (PS57T) [350] I was walking in and he comes past on my bike ... on his bike, [laughing] not my bike [] .
[351] What's the bastard [laughing] doing with my bike [] !
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [352] Do you ha , do yo , is the seventy three running?
Tom (PS57U) [353] I dunno.
Peter (PS57T) [354] Do you go to seventy three?
[355] You had to walk ... from
Tom (PS57U) [356] Yes.
Peter (PS57T) [357] home?
Tom (PS57U) [358] I [...]
Peter (PS57T) [laugh]
Tom (PS57U) [359] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [360] What you had to walk?
[361] I had to walk sa
Tom (PS57U) [362] What's all this then?
Peter (PS57T) [363] [laugh] ... Tom.
Tom (PS57U) [364] What?
Peter (PS57T) [365] Can you try and work out why he's at school?
Tom (PS57U) [366] What?
Peter (PS57T) [367] Can you try and work out why he's at school cos he baffles me!
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Tom (PS57U) [368] He just wants to come.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Tom (PS57U) [369] Where is he?
Peter (PS57T) [370] Er, dunno.
[371] So I gave it to him, only he came past on his bike.
Muhammad (PS57V) [372] Did you sa you say Darren came? [...]
Peter (PS57T) [373] But I don't want to go home. [laugh]
Tom (PS57U) [374] How did you get here?
Peter (PS57T) [375] Er, bus and walk.
[376] ... When d'ya do it?
[377] Let me see.
Tom (PS57U) [378] Does that mean Cassie got here at half ten?
Peter (PS57T) [379] Yes.
[380] And, ... and [...] .
Tom (PS57U) [381] And Patsy?
Peter (PS57T) [382] [clears throat] ... Although I'm not [...] .
[383] Matchsticks squares.
[384] Did you do matchstick squares again?
Tom (PS57U) [385] No.
Peter (PS57T) [386] Oh!
Tom (PS57U) [387] Am I brilliant then?
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [388] Yeah I, I can hear ya.
Muhammad (PS57V) [389] I'll be up there.
Peter (PS57T) [390] Besides [...] .
Muhammad (PS57V) [391] I've got to see [...]
Tom (PS57U) [392] Oh well why not?
[393] Trying to
Peter (PS57T) [394] Ha.
[395] ... I handed in Matchbox, cos for some reason I still had it.
[396] Bloody lucky I did cos a , that's the only mark scheme I had ... was my Matchbox.

9 (Tape 132502)

Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [397] Look what I bought today in the shop.
Muhammad (PS57V) [398] [laughing] Oh oh, you're a bit sad [] .
Peter (PS57T) [399] I just saw it, I thought ... I must buy that.
[400] ... Could just leave it on his desk but he might not come up here.
Muhammad (PS57V) [401] Mm mm.
Tom (PS57U) [402] There's no one in the staff room.
Peter (PS57T) [403] [sighing] Yeah [] .
[404] ... [cough] Might as well
Muhammad (PS57V) [405] [whispering] Look in first []
Tom (PS57U) [406] Look in first and if he ... Ask Miss .
Peter (PS57T) [407] Ask Miss , now I know it's hard ... cos sh
Muhammad (PS57V) [408] He might be in there.
Peter (PS57T) [409] Mr cos he came ... yeah. [door opening]
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [410] Hello.
[411] Right thank you.
[412] Lovely.
Peter (PS57T) [413] That is
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [414] Alright then.
Peter (PS57T) [415] while I'm here.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [416] Okay.
[417] Alright then.
[418] ... Alright.
[419] Well done.
[420] Thank you very much.
Muhammad (PS57V) [421] What do you wanna do now?
Peter (PS57T) [422] Well I gotta wait till ten thirty.
Muhammad (PS57V) [423] Why?
Peter (PS57T) [424] Give this back.
[425] ... And then I
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [426] and erm ... probably go shopping.
[427] Go home and watch Good Morning Vietnam.
[428] Do my science
Muhammad (PS57V) [429] Oh that's good.
Peter (PS57T) [430] do my science work sheet and geography work sheet while I'm watching that.
[431] Do some tidying up.
[432] Maybe ta , sort the clothes if I can be bothered.
[433] Watch Nuns on the Run if the guy ... across the road erm ... gets back in time.
[434] Erm, and sleep.
Tom (PS57U) [435] What else you gonna do?
Peter (PS57T) [436] Dunno.
Tom (PS57U) [437] What?
Peter (PS57T) [438] Dunno.
[439] Cos I've gotta make up for the sleep I lost ... erm ... yesterday.
Tom (PS57U) [440] What?
Peter (PS57T) [441] So I jus , I just didn't do it.
[442] I just, [laughing] I started yesterday about eight o'clock and was up till one ... doing it.
Tom (PS57U) [443] What?
Peter (PS57T) [444] Ma , er match [...] .
Muhammad (PS57V) [humming]
Peter (PS57T) [445] Yeah, I dunno if that's open.
Tom (PS57U) [446] Ha , well how far away does James live?
Peter (PS57T) [447] Why?
Tom (PS57U) [448] Well he'll the first place [...] .
[449] He's li , he says he up till about one, two in the morning on Thursday night
Muhammad (PS57V) [450] Yeah.
Tom (PS57U) [451] doing, finishing off all the erm ... course work.
Peter (PS57T) [452] That's a good point actually.
Tom (PS57U) [453] I just don't know wha , just don't know what to say.
[454] It's not, it's not as if he's got a [...]
Peter (PS57T) [455] Oh.
[456] Haven't they got a game?
Tom (PS57U) [457] No they're playing here today because erm ... Hughey's got to do math's homework.
Peter (PS57T) [458] Who?
[459] Oh sure.
[460] Phillip.
[461] ... I'm going now.
[462] I'll see you then.
Tom (PS57U) [463] If you're lucky you'll be home at twelve.
Peter (PS57T) [464] Yeah.
[465] We might go through some of them.
Tom (PS57U) [466] See ya then.
Peter (PS57T) [467] Yeah.
[468] Bye.
[469] ... Why are you in?
Danny (PS6RV) [470] What?
Peter (PS57T) [471] Why are you in?
Danny (PS6RV) [472] Drama.
Peter (PS57T) [473] What you gotta do?
Danny (PS6RV) [474] I've got an exam Thursday.
Peter (PS57T) [475] And you gotta rehearse?
Danny (PS6RV) [476] Why are you in?
Peter (PS57T) [477] Oh.
[478] Gotta hand in, had to hand in some investigations for maths.

10 (Tape 132503)

Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [479] Hey, you feeling better?
Muhammad (PS57V) [480] Yeah. [...]
Peter (PS57T) [481] Well it had to I suppose.
[482] Handed in my maths.
Muhammad (PS57V) [483] Well you had to, to go then?
Peter (PS57T) [484] Oh God! [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [485] Yeah.
[486] That's probably why [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [487] Oh.
[488] Is that Peter?
[489] Oh!
[490] He's got school?
[491] ... Is that, oh yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [492] Yeah.
[493] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [494] Oh God!
[495] Here they come.
Muhammad (PS57V) [496] Oh fucking hell!
Peter (PS57T) [497] L block I thought.
[498] Someone else must be going.
[499] Aren't you home?
Muhammad (PS57V) [500] No, I'll wait for you.
Peter (PS57T) [501] Oh alright.
Muhammad (PS57V) [502] I'll converse.
[503] Right.
[504] Converse.
[505] I wanna go, I'm going up town.
[506] ... Go up to Miss thingy.
Peter (PS57T) [507] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [508] Go on.
[509] Go on. [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [510] Who Miss ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [511] Missy, what d'ya call her?
Peter (PS57T) [512] ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [513] Miss ... Miss Hitler.
Peter (PS57T) [514] Miss ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [515] Or, or Miss, who had an affair with the drama teacher.
Peter (PS57T) [516] Miss .
[517] I just said Miss over and over
Muhammad (PS57V) [518] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [519] again!
[520] Yeah.
[521] [...] cos they've gotta be in as well.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [522] Are you still conversing with that?
Peter (PS57T) [523] Yeah.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [524] Okay.
Peter (PS57T) [525] They've gotta be in today as well.
Muhammad (PS57V) [526] What?
Peter (PS57T) [527] They've all gotta be in today as well.
Muhammad (PS57V) [528] Er er, you know I told you that thingy?
Peter (PS57T) [529] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [530] Erm, where you go in to it completely and you [...]
Peter (PS57T) [531] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [532] and me not being able to say the word ... basically
Peter (PS57T) [533] Yeah.
[534] D'ya, d'ya wanna talk in here or talk outside?
Muhammad (PS57V) [535] I don't give a fuck!
Peter (PS57T) [536] Well, it's just ... probably people can hear.
[537] Well you can't see them coming, they won't hear.
Muhammad (PS57V) [538] The thing is ... I sa , I don't fancy [...] any more of this, you know
Peter (PS57T) [539] Talk
Muhammad (PS57V) [540] not bothered.
[541] [children chattering and walking down corridor] ... I've got, well done.
Peter (PS57T) [542] It's locked!
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [543] What are you here for?
Peter (PS57T) [544] What?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [545] Is it, you know the lot ... well all the other girls have gone upstairs.
[546] said stay down for a minute.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [547] What are you doing here?
Peter (PS57T) [548] Handing in math's course work.
[549] [shouting] Hey!
[550] Hey!
[551] Eh!
[552] Eh [] !
[553] Erm
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [554] Mica.
Peter (PS57T) [555] Mico, yeah.
[556] Erm ... who's idea,ha , Merco, who's idea was the parrot sketch?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [557] What?
Peter (PS57T) [558] Ha , is anyone in your year doing the parrot sketch for the entertainment.
Muhammad (PS57V) [559] Ah no, I don't think so.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [560] I dunno.
[561] We don't know what we're doing yet.
Peter (PS57T) [562] You, don't you decide?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [563] Nope.
Peter (PS57T) [564] We had to work ourselves, we did the parrot sketch.
[565] We had to write up the parrot sketch in English and this French translated in French for us.
[566] ... No you're upstairs then?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [567] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [568] Erm, cos all the other girls are still up ... out of the whole ... says on the letter it's wri , it said L block.
Muhammad (PS57V) [569] Did it?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [570] So I have to go upstairs then?
Peter (PS57T) [571] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [572] We've gotta up only done one si , tape.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [573] It's amazing what you [...] tape.
Peter (PS57T) [574] Sir.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [575] What?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [576] Are you?
Muhammad (PS57V) [577] I should be.
Peter (PS57T) [578] Mm.
Muhammad (PS57V) [579] I'm telling you, why am I
Peter (PS57T) [580] Well are you what?
Muhammad (PS57V) [581] Why am I not trying to go out [...]
Peter (PS57T) [582] Cos it's important.
Muhammad (PS57V) [583] Ah?
[584] What?
Peter (PS57T) [585] I dunno.
Muhammad (PS57V) [586] Oh come on, don't
Peter (PS57T) [587] I don't know!
Muhammad (PS57V) [588] That's it. [...]
Peter (PS57T) [589] But he couldn't work out why I was in school?
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [590] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [591] Because ... you like her.
[592] Do you like her?
Muhammad (PS57V) [593] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [594] Well, there's no problem.
Muhammad (PS57V) [595] I wanna sit down.
Peter (PS57T) [596] Do you find her attractive?
Muhammad (PS57V) [597] Relatively.
Peter (PS57T) [598] Well, that's no problem then.
[599] She's got to
Muhammad (PS57V) [600] Except when it ... it's not
Peter (PS57T) [601] Well
Muhammad (PS57V) [602] it's not fair when
Peter (PS57T) [603] close your eyes.
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [604] Who?
Muhammad (PS57V) [605] Her.
Peter (PS57T) [606] It's her.
[607] Hi.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [608] Hi.
[609] ... Where's the French exchange group?
Muhammad (PS57V) [610] I dunno whether she's gonna come.
Peter (PS57T) [611] Dunno.
[612] I think it's in the hall.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [613] Oh.
Muhammad (PS57V) [614] Come on!
Peter (PS57T) [615] That's where ... everyone else seems to have gone.
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [616] What is it?
[617] Muhammad!
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [618] Ah no!
Peter (PS57T) [619] Leave him alone!
[620] Better let go else he's gonna get really
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [621] He's got, he's got my money!
[622] He's got my money!
Peter (PS57T) [623] Here he comes with a black eye.
[624] Must have.
[625] ... Yeah?
[626] So?
Muhammad (PS57V) [627] I don't wanna see her.
[628] I don't like it.
Peter (PS57T) [629] So close your eyes.
Muhammad (PS57V) [630] Ye , no her ears.
Peter (PS57T) [631] I wonder where she's gone?
[632] ... Hiya.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [633] Hello Peter!
[634] What are you doing here?
Peter (PS57T) [635] Math's course work.
[636] Tt.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [637] Oh oh!
Peter (PS57T) [638] Have to hand it in.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [639] Well fair enough.
Peter (PS57T) [640] Cos where yo
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [641] What's happening [...] today, is it baker day or like insect day or
Peter (PS57T) [642] Ah , yeah insect day.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [643] Alright. [...]
Peter (PS57T) [644] Ooh God!
[645] I hope she has fun.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [646] I hope she breaks her neck!
Muhammad (PS57V) [647] That's nice.
Peter (PS57T) [648] The question is ... are you actually ... interes , attracted to her enough to want to, you know ... what are you
Muhammad (PS57V) [649] I suppose.
Peter (PS57T) [650] Why?
[651] No problem.
[652] For a start, is she interested in you?
[653] Or she is going with you cos they force her.
Muhammad (PS57V) [654] No, not particularly.
[655] No.
[656] Erm ... [...] ?
Peter (PS57T) [657] Oh I didn't have time.
Muhammad (PS57V) [658] I'm getting trainers boy.
Peter (PS57T) [659] Wo!
[660] We don't need you for two weeks.
Muhammad (PS57V) [661] What?
Peter (PS57T) [662] We don't need to for two weeks.
Muhammad (PS57V) [663] Why?
Peter (PS57T) [664] We haven't got P E for two weeks.
Muhammad (PS57V) [665] I know that.
[666] ... I can start on the ... on the changing room.
Peter (PS57T) [667] Sad you are.
Muhammad (PS57V) [668] Why am I sad when I'm getting some new trainers?
Peter (PS57T) [669] Oh here comes short arse.
Muhammad (PS57V) [670] Who's short arse?
Peter (PS57T) [671] .
[672] the dick.
Muhammad (PS57V) [673] I do not wanna see right.
[674] I do not want
Peter (PS57T) [675] Muhammad!
[676] So why d'ya come to school okay?
[677] You knew the French exchange kids were gonna be here.
Muhammad (PS57V) [678] I didn't know.
Peter (PS57T) [679] No you did.
Muhammad (PS57V) [680] I forgot.
[681] I forgot.
Peter (PS57T) [682] No you so
Muhammad (PS57V) [683] I forgot!
Peter (PS57T) [684] no, yeah you knew originally.
Muhammad (PS57V) [685] Fuck off!
[686] I forgot.
Peter (PS57T) [687] It's not my fa , so is that, is that my fault?
Muhammad (PS57V) [688] Are you going [...] that film?
Peter (PS57T) [689] When?
Muhammad (PS57V) [690] Today.
Peter (PS57T) [691] I dunno.
[692] Are you?
Muhammad (PS57V) [693] I want to.
Peter (PS57T) [694] Well ... tt ... I could, but ... there's certain problems.
Muhammad (PS57V) [695] Such as?
Peter (PS57T) [696] Such as I, hang on ... what?
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [697] Where's the French exchange?
Peter (PS57T) [698] Er, L block.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [699] Am I late?
Peter (PS57T) [700] Yeah, you were supposed
Muhammad (PS57V) [701] He's a tosser!
Peter (PS57T) [702] be here at nine thirty.
Muhammad (PS57V) [703] He's a tosser!
[704] Don't believe what he says.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [705] Well what's the, [...]
Peter (PS57T) [706] You better run you know.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [707] Eh?
Peter (PS57T) [708] They're all sitting down and stuff.
[709] We looked in the window.
[710] In the hall.
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [711] [laugh] ... They're all in the hall.
[712] He's gonna get well pissed off!
Muhammad (PS57V) [713] Yeah.
[714] Yeah.
[715] Yeah.
[716] Yeah I know.
Peter (PS57T) [717] He's gonna storm out of there.
[718] You bastard Peter!
[719] You bastard!
[720] What?
[721] You bastard Peter!
[722] You bastard!
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [723] No, cos the thing is ... my dad wants to go and see ... a film ... sometime near my birthday.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [724] So ... erm, which I don't mind cos
Muhammad (PS57V) [725] What film?
Peter (PS57T) [726] Dunno.
[727] But I don't wanna see a film ... that my parents are gonna watch with me.
[728] I wanna watch ... [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [729] Well , just tell them what one you want.
[730] I mean
Peter (PS57T) [731] See, I wanna see Accidental Hero.
Muhammad (PS57V) [732] Please!
Peter (PS57T) [733] That looks good.
Muhammad (PS57V) [734] I know, but I mean, come on!
Peter (PS57T) [735] Well what else is on actually?
Muhammad (PS57V) [736] There's the Jungle Book.
Peter (PS57T) [737] Yes!
Muhammad (PS57V) [738] We could take Warner.
Peter (PS57T) [739] No.
Muhammad (PS57V) [740] Who's that?
Peter (PS57T) [741] Dunno.
[742] Looks like Sarah driving.
Muhammad (PS57V) [743] Who is driving?
[744] Oh my
Peter (PS57T) [745] It does , doesn't it?
Muhammad (PS57V) [746] God!
[747] It's probably little Sarah.
Peter (PS57T) [748] Who is that?
[749] Who's that?
Muhammad (PS57V) [750] [...] !
Peter (PS57T) [751] Who is she?
Muhammad (PS57V) [752] That, that girl.
[753] I mean, the woman driving ... looks like
Peter (PS57T) [754] Looks like Sa
Muhammad (PS57V) [755] Sarah so much, my God it's frightening!
Peter (PS57T) [756] Has that just come on?
Muhammad (PS57V) [757] What?
Peter (PS57T) [758] Has that just come on?
Muhammad (PS57V) [759] No, it's not.
[760] Going the wrong way.
Peter (PS57T) [761] That could be her.
[762] ... No cos erm ... I need to do some stuff today.
[763] Like, I need to get some rope.
Muhammad (PS57V) [764] Rope.
[765] What d'ya mean?
Peter (PS57T) [766] Suicide.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [cough]
Muhammad (PS57V) [767] Oh right.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [768] No such thing as a much math's course work actually.
Peter (PS57T) [769] No handing it in.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [770] Oh yeah!
Peter (PS57T) [771] But I've gotta return this.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [772] Right.
Muhammad (PS57V) [773] Why is she wearing sandals?
Peter (PS57T) [774] Why not?
[775] Oh they're not sandals, they're flip-flops.
Muhammad (PS57V) [776] Flip-flops, same thing.
[777] [laugh] ... Are you coming?
[778] Shall we walk?
Peter (PS57T) [779] No I need to get some rope cos
Muhammad (PS57V) [780] Can we walk please?
[781] Shall we walk?
Peter (PS57T) [782] Why?
Muhammad (PS57V) [783] As in, I, I can't be bothered to go down for like half an hour.
Peter (PS57T) [784] Where are you walking though?
Muhammad (PS57V) [785] I dunno.
[786] Just
Peter (PS57T) [787] I need to
Muhammad (PS57V) [788] walk that way and ... and that way.
Peter (PS57T) [789] I was gonna wait for Josie and that lot.
Muhammad (PS57V) [790] Why?
Peter (PS57T) [791] Josie and Cassie.
Muhammad (PS57V) [792] Yeah, they're, they're fucking gonna come at
Peter (PS57T) [793] They're not gonna be in, they're gonna be in till ten.
Muhammad (PS57V) [794] until about ten thirty five.
Peter (PS57T) [795] Yeah I know.
Muhammad (PS57V) [796] Jesus!
Peter (PS57T) [797] Come back at ten twenty then.
[798] But ee, if Miss comes in I don't have to do it, I just hand it over to Miss and ... bugger off.
Muhammad (PS57V) [799] Who's that? [...] ... [...]
Peter (PS57T) [800] Aargh!
[801] Aargh!
[802] Run for it!
[803] Where you gonna walk then?
Muhammad (PS57V) [804] I really haven't a fucking
Peter (PS57T) [805] Oh ye
Muhammad (PS57V) [806] clue.
Peter (PS57T) [807] hang on, we could go and see your
Muhammad (PS57V) [808] What?
Peter (PS57T) [809] Might as well go and see Janet.
Muhammad (PS57V) [810] Nah!
Peter (PS57T) [811] Why not?
Muhammad (PS57V) [812] Nah!
[813] Too dangerous.
Peter (PS57T) [814] What d'ya mean, too dangerous?
Muhammad (PS57V) [815] Ah!
[816] I don't wanna bugger up ... the
Peter (PS57T) [817] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [818] plan.
Peter (PS57T) [819] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [820] I don't wanna bugger up the plan.
Peter (PS57T) [821] What plans?
Muhammad (PS57V) [822] The plans we've got with her, as in ... [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [823] Right.
[824] You mean, you can go out with her ... but you're not allowed to talk her, only Zang is, otherwise you might jeopardize the situation?
Muhammad (PS57V) [825] Nah, nah, no, no, no.
[826] Jeopardize the situation.
[827] I'm not going out with her at the moment.
Peter (PS57T) [828] Ah!
Muhammad (PS57V) [829] But I should be by around Tuesday night.
Peter (PS57T) [830] You said by Monday last time.
Muhammad (PS57V) [831] Did I?
[832] Well I lied.
Peter (PS57T) [833] Yeah , you did.
Muhammad (PS57V) [834] Well I lied.
Peter (PS57T) [835] Smells nice though.
Muhammad (PS57V) [836] Well can you prove that?
[837] Yes you can.
Peter (PS57T) [838] Smells ... [laughing] yeah I can actually.
[839] [laughing] Yeah [] !
Muhammad (PS57V) [840] Can you?
[841] Listen to a plonker!
Peter (PS57T) [842] Nah.
[843] Actually it depends when you said it.
[844] When did you say it?
[845] Ah?
Muhammad (PS57V) [846] Probably said it while I was like, yeah,we , you know, while you were at the
Peter (PS57T) [847] I don't think so.
[848] I might have.
Muhammad (PS57V) [849] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [yawn]
Muhammad (PS57V) [850] Oh shit!
[851] You, don't tell me you haven't done any [...] dubbing?
Peter (PS57T) [852] No I haven't.
Muhammad (PS57V) [853] Ah you cunt!
Peter (PS57T) [854] Problem?
Muhammad (PS57V) [855] Yes!
[856] It's a problem.
[857] I wanted to have some hyper copies of her voice.
Peter (PS57T) [858] Oh really?
[859] Oh well.
Muhammad (PS57V) [860] Is there any da , dubbing sort of place anywhere?
Peter (PS57T) [861] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [862] Tamsins?
Peter (PS57T) [863] French.
Muhammad (PS57V) [864] French.
[865] Is French open?
[866] And, is there [...] ?
Peter (PS57T) [867] No I mean on Mondays.
Muhammad (PS57V) [868] What?
Peter (PS57T) [869] I mean on Mondays, French.
Muhammad (PS57V) [870] Could go to Tamsins.
Peter (PS57T) [871] Yeah, we could.
[872] Do you want to?
Muhammad (PS57V) [873] [laughing] No, no, not particularly [] .
Peter (PS57T) [874] Could go to Lisa's.
Muhammad (PS57V) [875] Has she erm, recovered from Malaria? [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [876] Oh shame!
Muhammad (PS57V) [877] [laughing] Exactly what I thought.
[878] I lau , I laughed, you know, I laughed hard.
Peter (PS57T) [laugh]
Muhammad (PS57V) [879] And I,i i , it's fucking sad, she's pretty sick.
Peter (PS57T) [880] Sounds rough. [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [881] [laugh] ... But I can probably look good with a [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [882] Hang on!
[883] Hang on!
[884] You've only just gone off ro , erm ... Tamsin [...] .
Muhammad (PS57V) [885] [laugh] ... And trying for Janet, yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [886] Try and keep cont ,so co , some control of your hormones.
Muhammad (PS57V) [887] [laughing] No I can't [] .
[888] I've realized that I've never been out of love.
Peter (PS57T) [889] Oh!
[890] Good for you.
[891] ... But you've never been loved.
Muhammad (PS57V) [892] True.
[893] [laugh] ... So we'll walk in the general direction of Tamsin [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [894] Alright.
Muhammad (PS57V) [895] Okay.
[896] Has
Peter (PS57T) [897] What
Muhammad (PS57V) [898] she got a [...] though?
[899] Has she got a [...] though?
Peter (PS57T) [900] ah, but what's the [...] ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [901] I dunno.
[902] We might decide to go to her house.
Peter (PS57T) [903] Ah well I've gotta come back for ten, so
Muhammad (PS57V) [904] Stay.
Peter (PS57T) [905] Ah yeah, well, I gotta leave, start coming back at ten.
Muhammad (PS57V) [906] Alright, stay for ten minutes and then, [...] can come back.
Peter (PS57T) [907] Hang on, I think yo , in England or in ... erm ... where they
Muhammad (PS57V) [908] What?
Peter (PS57T) [909] go?
[910] Tunisia.
Muhammad (PS57V) [911] Tunisia.
Peter (PS57T) [912] In Tunisia in hospital?
[913] Oh!
[914] Shit!
[915] That's pretty good.
Muhammad (PS57V) [916] No, no, no, no.
[917] No, no.
[918] She, she's in hospital here I think.
Peter (PS57T) [919] So she came back with Malaria?
Muhammad (PS57V) [920] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [laugh]
Muhammad (PS57V) [921] I'm not, I'm not sure.
[922] ... I only saw her sister. [traffic noise]
Peter (PS57T) [923] Why didn't she have jabs?
Muhammad (PS57V) [924] I don't have a clue!
Peter (PS57T) [925] Balls!
[926] It's balls!
Muhammad (PS57V) [927] That's why I laughed.
Peter (PS57T) [928] Balls!
Muhammad (PS57V) [929] Look, you laughed, I laughed.
Peter (PS57T) [930] Right, when I went to Turkey, I had three jabs before I went away ... and every two days I took two tablets.
[931] Ma anti-malaria tablets.
Muhammad (PS57V) [932] Oh bless her!
Peter (PS57T) [933] What?
[934] Well don't say that's overreacting cos
Muhammad (PS57V) [935] I don't give a fuck!
[936] Don't give a fuck
Peter (PS57T) [937] cos you could say that's overreacting but ... I haven't got malaria ... [laughing] and [] ... Lisa has.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [938] So there's the proof for it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [939] [laugh] ... Ah shit!
[940] So that is so fucking sad!
[941] She's got malaria!
Peter (PS57T) [942] Yeah, but it can be treated in this country.
Muhammad (PS57V) [943] What?
Peter (PS57T) [944] But, can't they treat it in this country?
Muhammad (PS57V) [945] Yeah, they probably can.
Peter (PS57T) [946] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [947] Erm, cos then, they're doing tests ... to see if she has got it, but it's highly, highly likely that she has.
Peter (PS57T) [948] So who have you phoned up then?
Muhammad (PS57V) [949] Nobody.
[950] Zang told me.
Peter (PS57T) [951] Oh Zang phoned you?
[952] How did Zang find out?
Muhammad (PS57V) [953] Zang phoned Lisa.
Peter (PS57T) [954] Oh Christ!
[955] He doesn't waste time [laughing] does he [] ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [956] Why?
[957] Just cos he phoned her.
Peter (PS57T) [958] Well we know he fancies her right?
Muhammad (PS57V) [959] No.
[960] He doesn't.
Peter (PS57T) [961] He doesn't?
Muhammad (PS57V) [962] He doesn't.
Peter (PS57T) [963] Oh!
Muhammad (PS57V) [964] They're friends.
Peter (PS57T) [965] Do you want a Werther's Original?
Muhammad (PS57V) [966] Yeah, please.
Peter (PS57T) [967] I could roll this through the mud, spit on it ... and put it through dog's dirtisisism ... and most people would still say yes please.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [968] True?
Muhammad (PS57V) [969] True.
[970] [laugh] ... That was so funny!
Peter (PS57T) [971] Ah God!
[972] I'm ill.
Muhammad (PS57V) [973] How come?
Peter (PS57T) [974] I'm bloody ill.
[975] Sore throat.
Muhammad (PS57V) [976] [laugh] ... Great!
Peter (PS57T) [977] Ha aargh!
[978] These really help.
[979] Yuk!
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [980] But ... [laugh] ... blame John.
[981] No, on the letter though it did say ... er wha ... no I had to ring Sasha you know.
[982] I rang Sasha for my sister.
Muhammad (PS57V) [983] Yeah?
Peter (PS57T) [984] Funny thing was, Alex answered the phone ... and he knows my voice on the phone easily see.
Muhammad (PS57V) [985] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [986] Alex answers the phone.
[987] Hello.
[988] Hello, can I speak to Sasha please?
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [989] Which I thought was quite funny.
Muhammad (PS57V) [990] [laugh] ... And I presume that he didn't?
Peter (PS57T) [991] I don't think he's ... didn't say anything.
[992] He was probably crying though.
[993] ... But they got
Muhammad (PS57V) [994] [...] oh fuck that!
Peter (PS57T) [995] they gotta be there from nine thirty till ... one.
[996] Do you believe that?
Muhammad (PS57V) [997] Well
Peter (PS57T) [yawn]
Muhammad (PS57V) [998] They must use a [...] .
[999] ... I wouldn't mind just ... one up there.
Peter (PS57T) [1000] Oh shut up!
[1001] Look at [...] Muhammad!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1002] I feel fine.
Unknown speaker (KPTPSUNK) [1003] There is a limit to how much I can take!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1004] No there isn't!
Peter (PS57T) [1005] There is actually because ... and you're coming bloody close to it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1006] Dogs.
[1007] The only thing I don't like.
Peter (PS57T) [1008] Oh.
[1009] Tt.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1010] Shall we, erm ... have an excuse by saying you wanna ... co converse.
[1011] She might be still asleep though.
Peter (PS57T) [1012] Yeah, probably.
[1013] Alex is.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1014] Mm mm.
Peter (PS57T) [1015] At a rough guess.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1016] [laughing] I think he's definitely asleep [] !
Peter (PS57T) [1017] We don't need, we don't need the laws of erm ... [laughing] we don't need the laws of physics []
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [1018] as proof ... Alex is, is still in bed.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [1019] I haven't got anything of, talking to my parents right, cos I just don't really.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1020] Oh yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1021] I don't hold conversations with my parents.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1022] Mhm.
Peter (PS57T) [1023] [sighing] Ha [] .
[1024] Did you see Good Morning Vietnam?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1025] Mm mm, no.
Peter (PS57T) [1026] No?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1027] Missed it.
[1028] I saw a bit.
Peter (PS57T) [1029] I would have watched it if I didn't have maths.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1030] Good morning Vietnam!
Peter (PS57T) [1031] I, I watched the first ten minutes which was really funny cos ... as they're going along in the truck ... ah look at that woman!
[1032] Ah!
[1033] Yes!
[1034] Oh what a lovely body!
[1035] And, and he goes ... no we can't, can we stop?
[1036] Please!
[1037] Please!
[1038] Stop!
[1039] Stop!
[1040] Stop!
[1041] And the guy driving the truck says, no we can't we've got an important meeting.
[1042] Okay.
[1043] So, the driver actually speeds up okay?
[1044] And then, another woman, exactly the same clothes
Muhammad (PS57V) [1045] Aha.
Peter (PS57T) [1046] same hat, so it looks like the same woman ... so he says, oh my God!
[1047] There she is again!
[1048] She's, she's got this fa , how the hell did she get in front of us?
[1049] Come on, please, the driver says ... I know, I know, speed up, let's test her stamina.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [1050] Stopped her dead.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1051] [laugh] ... Oh oh.
Peter (PS57T) [1052] Did you see that Robin William's thing, Acting Funny?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1053] No.
Peter (PS57T) [1054] Oh it was quite interesting.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1055] I actually [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1056] Cos basically , Robin William films are ... either ... a film ... with a character ... and Robin Williams ... is the character, takes over the film and ... Robin Williams comes through, and it's funny.
[1057] Okay?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1058] Okay.
Peter (PS57T) [1059] Now, you know, erm Good Morning Vietnam?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1060] Mhm.
Peter (PS57T) [1061] What it is, is it's a ... what, what, aha ... what it is er ... it's a film ... and basically it's a film with spaces in it ... for Robin Williams just to say jokes.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1062] Mhm.
Peter (PS57T) [1063] Basically to do a routine.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1064] Mhm.
Peter (PS57T) [1065] But the problem is, it's a serious film ... around that.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1066] Mm.
Peter (PS57T) [1067] Okay?
[1068] And it doesn't work very well
Muhammad (PS57V) [1069] Mm.
Peter (PS57T) [1070] because ... yeah, you know ... the structure is is
Muhammad (PS57V) [1071] It's still a good , it's a fi , still a good
Peter (PS57T) [1072] You know the stru ,i , er, most people will be perfectly happy to watch ... erm ... two hours of Robin Williams being a funny D J
Muhammad (PS57V) [1073] Mm mm.
Peter (PS57T) [1074] but putting it around the, well ... apparently doesn't work.
[1075] And then things like ... some of the stories ... like
Muhammad (PS57V) [1076] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1077] the Fisher King
Muhammad (PS57V) [1078] Ah, that was good.
Peter (PS57T) [1079] that was apparently excellent!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1080] It was good.
Peter (PS57T) [1081] Which I never saw.
[1082] But ... I'm sure it is.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1083] Which you will be opening to public ... on Channel Four.
Peter (PS57T) [1084] Yeah, probably. [laugh]
Muhammad (PS57V) [1085] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1086] Do you reckon they'll put Toys on?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1087] Nah!
Peter (PS57T) [1088] [laugh] ... [mimicking American accent] That's a likely possibility [] .
[1089] Actually Muhammad, I don't reckon we should go this way.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1090] Why?
Peter (PS57T) [1091] Cos I don't reckon we should go and call on her cos that's ... a bit out of order.
[1092] It's fucking early!
[1093] And also
Muhammad (PS57V) [1094] What time is it then?
Peter (PS57T) [1095] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1096] What time is it?
Peter (PS57T) [1097] I dunno.
[1098] I can't reach my watch.
[1099] Quarter to ten.
[1100] Also, if we co
Muhammad (PS57V) [1101] We only have to walk down
Peter (PS57T) [1102] also if we , no because if we walk down there ... and
Muhammad (PS57V) [1103] Right.
Peter (PS57T) [1104] they look out their window and see us ... you know
Muhammad (PS57V) [1105] So?
[1106] What the fuck!
Peter (PS57T) [1107] So, I don't want anyone thinking
Muhammad (PS57V) [1108] What the fuck!
Peter (PS57T) [1109] Just come round this way Muhammad.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1110] No!
[1111] What the fuck!
[1112] I don't give a fuck!
Peter (PS57T) [1113] Fine.
[1114] Fine
Muhammad (PS57V) [1115] Right.
Peter (PS57T) [1116] You go and make a complete prick of yourself.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1117] Why?
Peter (PS57T) [1118] But I'm, I don't particularly want to.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1119] Oh come on!
Peter (PS57T) [1120] No!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1121] You're not gonna be a [...] ?
[1122] Rosa isn't gonna, not gonna do it, Tamsin's not gonna do it right.
[1123] [laughing] You're gonna help me out about that [] .
[1124] Cassie, we don't give a fuck about!
Peter (PS57T) [1125] Cassie ... Cassie's ... oh she has, she's seen Cassie.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1126] Yeah?
Peter (PS57T) [1127] Well
Muhammad (PS57V) [1128] Is that Cassie's car?
Peter (PS57T) [1129] Mm mm, well not Cassie's, it's somebody's though.
[1130] Cassie's, yes it is.
[1131] But, it's not Cassie I don't think.
[1132] Erm ...
Muhammad (PS57V) [1133] Do you wanna or not?
Peter (PS57T) [1134] No, not particularly.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1135] Ah come on!
Peter (PS57T) [1136] Nope. [sigh]
Muhammad (PS57V) [1137] Take a risk.
Peter (PS57T) [1138] No.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1139] If you, If you're game right ... and the entire field is full of mines ... and you need to get the last base.
Peter (PS57T) [1140] Shut up!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1141] You've gotta take
Peter (PS57T) [1142] No.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1143] a fucking chance!
Peter (PS57T) [1144] Muhammad, I have no objective of trying to reach here.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1145] Oh damn!
Peter (PS57T) [1146] What obje , I don't have an objective here.
[1147] I was just, I'm just running through a field of mines, okay?
[1148] Except there isn't another base at the end of it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1149] [laugh] ... What's in there?
Peter (PS57T) [1150] Now I've past the last base and you want me to just run through a minefield okay?
[1151] And ... [sigh] ... screw you!
[1152] ... What?
[1153] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1154] It's a terrible thing [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [1155] What you on about?
Muhammad (PS57V)
Peter (PS57T) [1156] , what's ?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1157] Sarah.
Peter (PS57T) [1158] Oh!
[1159] Oh no it did look er like her.
[1160] ... Have you got a bus pass?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1161] Hop on a bus?
Peter (PS57T) [1162] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1163] Ah.
[1164] Sounds alright actually.
[1165] You got any money?
[1166] How much?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1167] About a pound.
Peter (PS57T) [1168] Yeah, that's enough.
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1169] No.
[1170] Cos I don't wanna make a big thing of it cos ... if it was today ... we'd have to go ... before Sesame Street or after the Sesame Street.
[1171] And I said I'd be back for around one cos I wasn't actually planning on doing much
Muhammad (PS57V) [1172] Ah but ... you going to Judo ... five, half past five innit?
Peter (PS57T) [1173] No next Tuesday or next Monday.
[1174] Yeah sure.
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1175] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1176] Go before and get there
Peter (PS57T) [1177] No but we can go before or after.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1178] Yeah, well the point is if she [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [1179] If it's a Bank Holiday then she probably won't be open.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1180] She will be.
Peter (PS57T) [1181] No, cos of school.
[1182] No it won't be, it's a Bank Holiday.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1183] Ha ha! [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1184] Ha ha.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1185] I just wanted to see
Peter (PS57T) [1186] Yeah well ... I haven't really got time.
[1187] But erm ... I need to get some rope cos I'm doing, finally I'm doing that act ... for my ... cousin's birthday who's ... nearly two
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1188] She ... is nearly two.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1189] Can she put up with that?
Peter (PS57T) [1190] Erm, erm ... I'm supposed to do a show for like her birthday.
[1191] Which is easy, cos kids are easy actually.
[1192] You just exaggerate.
[1193] Like this is my opening routine, I got this out of a book actually, you come, okay?
[1194] And go ... I'm a bit shy you see, erm ... well ... I'm a bit shy ... and tell the truth ... I have to admit I'm a bit shy ... so, I when I come on ... I'm gonna say hello ... and then you say hello back to me.
[1195] Okay?
[1196] And then, no one has to be shy.
[1197] Then I go off.
[1198] Okay?
[1199] And I come on ... and basically they're all gonna shout hello.
[1200] Right?
[1201] Yeah.
[1202] No.
[1203] No.
[1204] That's not right, no.
[1205] I say hello first.
[1206] Here, I'll show you.
[1207] Go off, I come on.
[1208] I go ... and wait about for a min , half a sec ,ha , you know just wait for about ten seconds ... I've forgotten what I'm supposed to say ... wha , can you remind you?
[1209] And they all shout hello.
[1210] So, I erm ... one more time, I go off, I come on.
[1211] Hello.
[1212] And they say hello.
[1213] And that's that.
[1214] ... It's good innit?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1215] That is a bit shit!
[1216] Well
Peter (PS57T) [1217] No it's not a bit shit.
[1218] No, well I wasn't planning on to you know, [...] , I wasn't planning on to do everything ... I wasn't planning to use it on
Muhammad (PS57V) [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1219] Oh alright.
[1220] ... Oh calm down!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1221] I just didn't wanna see her.
[1222] You just can't defy the logic of [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [...]
Muhammad (PS57V) [1223] You can't just [...] .
[1224] What other shops do you want?
Peter (PS57T) [1225] Well I dunno.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1226] What do you wanna buy?
Peter (PS57T) [1227] Shops.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1228] What shops?
Peter (PS57T) [1229] I got it on my bus pass.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1230] You sure?
Peter (PS57T) [1231] Oh!
[1232] You know the K two.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1233] K two? [...] , yeah?
Peter (PS57T) [1234] No.
[1235] K two.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1236] Yeah what?
[1237] Sarah?
Peter (PS57T) [1238] No, K two.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1239] K two?
[1240] Ah!
[1241] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1242] Saw her this morning.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1243] Ah ah!
Peter (PS57T) [1244] Cos of the bus strike I went the way I normally go though.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1245] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1246] When I got off the bus she was at Hackney Cen Central with all her friends.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1247] Ow!
Peter (PS57T) [1248] Ow!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1249] So you went and pulled her to one side.
Peter (PS57T) [1250] No I didn't actually I just, ignored her and went on.
[1251] I didn't have time ... to talk cos I had to be here for nine.
[1252] Oh screw you!
[1253] ... I only got off the bus to catch the bus that was in front and I missed that.
[1254] Oh yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [1255] I was gonna catch it at the next stop.
[1256] Ah!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1257] Have you smashed it?
Peter (PS57T) [1258] No.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1259] A D to J D.
Peter (PS57T) [1260] A D to Jack Dee, it's okay.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1261] Mm.
[1262] J A D.
Peter (PS57T) [1263] A D.
[1264] Who's J B?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1265] Janet .
Peter (PS57T) [1266] Yeah.
[1267] A ... Aaron
Muhammad (PS57V) [1268] [laugh] ... Oh!
Peter (PS57T) [1269] Who's A D?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1270] We're all rebels.
[1271] Ain't got no ca
Peter (PS57T) [1272] [reading wall] We're all rebels , ain't got no cause.
[1273] Total anarchy and ... gang wars.
[1274] Kill the pigs.
[1275] There ain't no laws.
[1276] Let's all go out and score some whores.
[1277] Terminate your cat and liquidate your assets ... don some mirror shades ... and eat some Bertie Bassetts [] .
Muhammad (PS57V) [1278] Liam?
Peter (PS57T) [1279] Er erm, Bonnie.
Muhammad (PS57V) [laugh]
Peter (PS57T) [1280] Surprising, it sounds more Liam.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1281] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1282] [reading] Janet wants a Valentines card from Muhammad [] .
Muhammad (PS57V) [1283] Janet won't a Valentines card until next year.
Peter (PS57T) [1284] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1285] Wait till next Valentines and then she'll
Peter (PS57T) [1286] Kate
Muhammad (PS57V) [1287] get one.
Peter (PS57T) [1288] Kate wanted a Valentines from Pierre, and she got it!
[1289] Stupid cow!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1290] Ooh!
[1291] Is that a bit of hate I hear?
Peter (PS57T) [1292] No, not particularly.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1293] Then what was it I ask then?
Peter (PS57T) [1294] I dunno.
[1295] Oh so, did you get an A D for J B?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1296] A D for J B here.
Peter (PS57T) [1297] A D for J B there.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1298] A D for J B there, yeah?
[1299] I know.
Peter (PS57T) [1300] And there.
[1301] ... I reckon I like the second verse better.
[1302] ... Terminate your cat and liquidate your assets.
[1303] Don some mirror shades and eat some Bertie Bassetts.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1304] Oh I dunno.
Peter (PS57T) [1305] Cos this one's a bit shit.
[1306] Oh shit!
[1307] D'ya know what I watched last night?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1308] What?
Peter (PS57T) [1309] Inspector Allen Mysteries.
[1310] Surprisingly strange.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1311] It's really confusing pop artists with pop art hasn't he?
Peter (PS57T) [1312] Why?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1313] Cos pop art is basically taken stuff out of popular ... medium
Peter (PS57T) [1314] Yeah?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1315] I E, if you were doing [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1316] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1317] and you'd fit them together ... but if it didn't fit you'd have to do something to ... you'd have to get them from som , from somewhere else.
Peter (PS57T) [1318] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1319] But with a computer right ... scan it and i ... if [...] take ... erm ... picked a note or whatever you wanna do to it ... you've done it.
Peter (PS57T) [1320] Yeah.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1321] So that is all technically [...] .
Peter (PS57T) [1322] So don't use computers.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1323] You do.
Peter (PS57T) [1324] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1325] They do.
Peter (PS57T) [1326] Yeah, fine.
[1327] See if I care!
Muhammad (PS57V) [1328] Cos that is going to eventually pop up, you just, you've got, I think he's a contact wrong.
[1329] You know, the big mother-fucker said ... what did she say?
Peter (PS57T) [1330] Talking of that ... have you got Teletext?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1331] No.
Peter (PS57T) [1332] Well on, on fourth, Oracle, the new Four thing
Muhammad (PS57V) [1333] We've got that.
Peter (PS57T) [1334] What?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1335] Four seven.
Peter (PS57T) [1336] You said you didn't have it.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1337] I know I don't have it.
Peter (PS57T) [1338] Oh.
Muhammad (PS57V) [1339] But people tell ... [...]
Peter (PS57T) [1340] Oh.
[1341] Well I look at this quiz thing called Bamboozle ... and the quiz master's called Bamber Boozler, which I think's a bit sad ... but they sa , you send in, you're supposed to send in twenty questions and they put them on.
[1342] Right?
[1343] Well, this is the first question ... [cough] okay?
[1344] What does the B stand for in B B C basic?
[1345] Is it, beginners, basic
Muhammad (PS57V) [1346] Yeah.
Peter (PS57T) [1347] B B C, or British?
Muhammad (PS57V) [1348] Beginners.
Peter (PS57T) [1349] Yeah.
[1350] Question two was ... something like er, yeah, question two